How can I get pic related? I desire this kind of life.

>>39235937
Be alive in the 50s if not you could start by getting. Gf and moving to a small town in the south

Travel back to Berlin 1941 and tell Hitler not to invade Russia

>>39235937
Quit being so unlikeable

suck on jesus' chode

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>>39235937
>sincerely join an abrahamic religion, preferably hardcore Protestant if you're in the US. Attend your place of worship regularly; it should be your watering hole and main social outlet.
>abstain from excessive indulgences like masturbation, anime, vidya, etc. All your free time should be used for mission groups or volunteering with your religious sect.
>develop strong social skills and an indomitable will; patriarchs lacking either are worthless
>meet a likeminded girl through religious circles; go through the song and dance of courtship
>have a steady paying job that keeps you in one place.
>be willing to accept an ass-ton of sexual repression, self hatred, and quiet desparation.

Pretty feasible, actually.

>>39236073
If you're going to be religious why the fuck would you want to be Protestant. Catholics are way cooler

>>39236099
He wanted a """traditional""" nuclear family, insular Protestantism is the express route for that. I personally like E. Orthodoxy and Catholicism better, but it doesn't suit his purpose.

>>39236073
The proletariat and oppressed people are more like the starving Africans, the Indian and Chinese slaves in sweatshops, and the bombed Arabs.

>>39236119
Traditional nuclear families are fucking gay and most depictions of it are pure pastich for the sake of fragile boomers nostalgia

>>39236211
You've got some fair points. Op still wants what he wants though.
>>39236175
On a global scale, yeah. I think that's more on a local one.

>>39236211
nothing gay about a man in a dress bumming you in the rectory, good point man

>>39236293
I'm a top and sexuality isn't real

>>39235955
Normalfag tier history meme.

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>>39235937
I don't
I want to live in a small Room,play video games all day,sleep 12 hours a day and have a trap bf to fuck everyday
Is that asking much?