/r9k/ Tinder Co-Op Gameplay

>>39232611
Show your profile first, are you catfishing or not?

>>39232611
Sounds cool. I'm "A". Is it a fake account?

Whats the opener?

Ask "do you believe in the Holocaust?" to any one of them.

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>>39232611
Great success already! 5 responses before I could even finish messaging them all

>>39232611
Ask Lili "your eyes nook beautiful in that picture"

Send this to one of the matches:

>I'm going to test you by saying outrageous and offensive things. It will keep escalating until i go too far and you either stop me or unmatch. Sound good?

>>39232611
Ask Nando's if she wants to fuck

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>>39232653
refer to >>39232692

>>39232636
>>39232641
real profile, pls no hate

Idk about you but I'm definitely down to Nando's

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Here are our first contenders!

>>39232669
>>39232715
Take your pick, guys

>>39232697
I can, if she replies

>>39232786
>An entire catalog of Red Hot Chili Peppers, spanning nearly 30 years, and you choose fucking Dani California to be your anthem
That's just embarrassing

>>39232786
If you're the guy on the right, you are good-looking, like 8,5/10-ish (no homo). Only thing that sucks is your hairline bro.

>>39232825
>You know what they say, never look a gift horse in the mouth. But if i gotta earn you, you're not exactly a gift now are you.

Send this to the match of your choice. I vote Angela.

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>>39232847
It's literally the first song that came to mind, honestly. Though Stadium Arcadium is my favourite RHCP album overall.

>>39232875
Thanks bro, it's an unflattering angle (Pro-tip: Good to make your first pic the worst), but I've had my distinct widow's peak since puberty. Looks this way from front on.

>>39232825
>Nice tongue
No. It can't be this easy. Normies have it so fucking easy.
She's literally setting you up for "lololo maybe i can use it later" or some shit.
IT CANT BE THAT EASY

>>39232825
Does this "nice teeth" thing realy work? Or only if they think you look good? I always struggled to open convos on the internet, IRL it is much easier.

>>39232825
You can't have Ceri, she's mine

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>>39232914
Our first collaborative response!

>>39232932
You look kind of like me if I was more manly and attractive... What's your background?

Tell Nando's you want her pussy. Do it now.

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>>39232950
I'm happy to wingman you, bro

>>39232948
Works for me a lot of the time. It's casual and makes them think.

>>39232934
Good contribution!

>>39232611
they all look like hos except saskia, she looks a liljewish

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Three more contenders!! Perhaps I shouldn't have used all these matches at once...

>>39232976
I'm a real mutt - Half Spanish, mixed UK with a dash of Greek.

>>39232996
She's dutch! I'll hopefully be seeing her this weekend.

Is this how American women chat on Tinder?
I'm in Asia and I feel like everytime I'm talking to a dead fish who never wish to escalate at that level.

>>39232825
>Thanks, grew them myself :D
There's things i can grow too you know

>I'll pass the massage on to my ortho
I've secretly always wanted to be an orthopedic. Maybe you can show them to me instead.

>i wanna say thank you but also wanna ask you how you know what my teeth look like????
I'm a time traveler and i always get my timelines confused. I get to know your teeth pretty well in the future.

>I literally chipped one today :(
Do you need someone to kiss it better?

>>39233024
Tell Berivan you're studying dentistry and you have a knack for figuring out people's dental structures by just looking at them

>>39233036
Eurofag here. Same here. Actually setting up a date fails most of the time. Most women are just using Tinder to seek approval. And it's not just me, also my friends agree on this. Hook up culture is way more prominent in Burgerland.

>>39233024
>Nice smile
Thanks, i wonder what else we have in common. Want to find out?

>But you can't see them?
Not with that attitude. Maybe you can show them to me in person though.

>>39233056
No offence anon but you must be awful with girls

>>39233071
I'm from UK and tried out Tinder in the USA this summer, god damn the girls seem so much more interested. Lots of fast replies and first messages from the girls, I'm sure being British helped out significantly but you get my point. There's definitely a bigger hookup culture out there.

>>39233126
Yep all these lines are conversation killers 99% of the time, ignore him OP.

>>39232982
thanks bro, most women have fucked up teeth here (not UK though, not that fucked up) so they would think I am picking on them for their shit teeth, going to try though :D

>>39233129
>>39233071

And we're supposed to be the "most open minded place in the West".
Bull fucking shit. If anything, the protestant culture of the US causes shit to brew throughout puberty and hits a orgiastic frenzy with young adulthood.
Hook-up culture really is an Aussia/US/Canadian thing.

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>>39233056
A power player!!! Love it!! Some quality respinses there, anon

>>39233126
>>39233157
I have faith. We shall see, nay-sayers.

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A couploe new players have entered the arena.

>>39233204
>Well I'm insecure about my penis.

>That's what the other girls are saying too lol. Try to be more original.

>>39233204
Where are you OP? UK?

>>39232786
normieeeeee reeeeeeeeeee get out! You don't belong here!

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>>39233100
Good shit, anon. Love your work.

>>39233204
>Cheers grew them myseld
I bet you're good at making things grow

>>39233283
You guys are so fucking boring. This is just a "help Chad get laid" thread.

Fuck off

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>>39233223
Had to rework these a little. I do need responses to make it interesting.

>>39233262
AU mate!

>>39233281
If I were truly a normie, I'd be using all these matches for sex.

>>39233287
Too slow, sorry!

>>39233307
Or is it a "Play around with dumb stacies" thread

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Convos blooming left, right, and centre

>>39233398
>Hahaha I wonder
Only one way to find out.

>before or after i get my braces off?
This is a trick question. You don't have braces.

I've been there enough to know stuff though
Enough for a live in person learning experience?

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A lil bit original

>>39233529
Do this one >>39233287 originally

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>>39233570
A good standard response for a good standard response

>>39233488
I like your style!

>>39233664
>Now what does a love seminar entail?
Probably a lot of lovemaking and a bit of science thrown in there as an excuse.

>noooooo i have them right now :(
Well you're in luck then! Means we will have a completely unique experience together.

>Berivan
you're in melbourne you fuck

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>>39233764
That first one genuinely made me laugh :')

>>39233814
Wanna double team her, bro?

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Another clever lassie

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This one's loving it

>>39233851
nah I just want feet pics

>>39233903
She goes to The Penny Black, let's just stake it out every weekend for a while

>>39233900
>what type of experience
I guess we'll have to find that out together. Are you free on [insert a day] or are you just going to give me your number?

>>39233900
"Hopefully, one wherein I can get a much better view of your teeth. Purely for sanitary reasons, I assure you, but I'll bring some wine just in case."
I thought this would be a good response but it's probably just cringeworthy garbage. Girls don't like me much.

>>39234009
>I thought this would be a good response but it's probably just cringeworthy garbage
Yeah, it's pretty cringy

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>>39233992
See this is an adequate response if I want a date, but do we really want this?

>>39234009
I really like this! I'm going with it. I just reworked it slightly. You'd be surprised what a difference minor tweaks can make.

>>39234060
Message another girl.

Did >>39232982 respond yet?

>>39233939
and how did you get this information?
also I'm thinking of telling her she has nice teeth

>>39234175
No!! I thought she'd be much looser given her response

>>39234151
I mean, I didn't want to intervene. The game demands my main contribution is my trademark opener. We could try something with this girl?

>>39234198
Her last picture has a Penny Black watermark. I've never been there, but one time I was thinking about it, however the line was around the corner. Must be a normie shitfest!

>>39232932
is that your ex-gf? she seems like a meme with the hat. what was she like?

bumpeiorgi

get yourself a sudo girl you melbournian wog-mutt cunt

>>39232825
>Nice tomgue
>*Tongue
say 'some freudian slip here'

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How long does it take to get a match?

Im in normieville, california, 21/jap/flip/M relatively tall
2 days in and no matches

How bad is the disadvantage is it for asian men?

Pic related is me but guess which

>>39235672
down right?

>>39235672
Probably the biggest pile of spineless faggots ive ever seen grouped together.

>>39232932
WTF were you married with Rachel goswell sister?

>>39232611
Proof that this board is slowly becoming /soc/

>>39235948
>slowly becoming
kek you're a bit slow huh?

>>39235672
>Anonymous
Do you fags all have the flu or something?

>>39235672

should take no longer than a day in a bigger city

>>39235672
lmao I mean you could probably pull some effay Asian student

>>39235948
People on R9k dont want to be robots. New fag.

>>39236050
It's been 3 days and not 1 match so far

Though i onlu swipe right for fellow asians

>>39236185
Asian women want black men.

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>>39235672
if this is you you are doing something wrong, most attractive guy in the group

Where did OP go? I want to see what they said.

>>39232825
Ask Jayde if Chad punched her in the face for being a worthless whore.

>>39237126
reee for this