Wakey wakey wagie... You're gonna be late for your 5am shift buddy! Oh me, I'm taking a break from my 12 hour super nap. Ahhh.... Noice. A plate of warm, crispy tendies with my 2 liter of ice cold Sprite.
HEY WAGIE! STOP READING THIS THREAD! I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET FIRED; I CARE FOR YOU, I CARE FOR YOU TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY NEET BUX!!!!! NOW GET GOING WAGIE!!!!
>>39232518
>He thinks I get taxed on my income
>>39232575
>>39232575
The fbi is coming criminal
>>39232575
>t.UnAmerican faggotwagie
Kys
>>39232623
>>39232622
"Man people might think I'm a useless sack of shit but really they've just been programmed to be mad because I've found a loophole in this shitty, collapsing system that allows me to get the most of my life. Bye bye wagies, go get me my money!"
"W-Wait what? You've figured out a perfectly legal way of making your own large amounts of money that you can spend or save entirely on/for yourself? Th-That's unamerican!"
>>39232678
I showed them your posts and they're mad. They're bringing an attack dog
Who /'ndrangheta/ here?
Get mad neet
>>39232575
ayylamao famalamo
>>39232518
Thisthread was fully read by me because I have no real obligations, thanks to being chosen by NEET life.
>>39233443
>mom found my cum jar
>says "what is it Anon?"
>I say "oh Mommy, it's just Goat milk curds to make cream cheese later"
>she takes the jar to the kitchen
>she adds powdered sugar and some egg whites
>she mixes it, slathers it on a carrot cupcake
>she says "mmmmmm'mmmm, boy this, t-this taste, it's beyond this world Anon!"
>stupid roastie mom wit dem ho taste buds
>dat NEET life tho
Dab on that hater!!!!