who /dickagorean theorem/ here?
>>39228259
tfw no fractal penis
What are those biscuit looking things? condoms?
>>39228458
They're dimes.
>clearly not 8 dime long to anybody with spatial awareness
maybe you could trick a roastie but I'm a cock pro
>>39228259
why are you trying to hide the fact you have a short penis?
You ignored the fact that it's pointing up at an angle, so the actual length is less than that.
Fucking retard measures shit with dimes when we got rulers and measuring tapes.