>waiting inline at the grocery store to buy junk food on my

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>waiting inline at the grocery store to buy junk food on my way home from wagecuck part-time job
>these 2 guys behind me start laughing and I know they're trying to laugh at me for some reason, you just get that feel
>ignore them because w/e I don't really care I just want to get home and play vidya and eat
>cashier is having problems and it's the only checkout since it's a really small store
>they laugh again and one of them flicks a little bit of my hair with their finger and they both find it hilarious but due to autism and social awkwardness I just try and ignore these faggots
>the other guy does the same thing so I turn around and just start laughing for some reason and they ask what's so funny and I look at the guy who just tried and did it and say "shit, no wonder you guys keep touching my hair, your friend is balding like a 60 year old man"
>the other friend bursts out laughing but the one who I insulted starts touching his hair and gets really angry and calls me a cunt and said he's going to "fuck me up outside"
>checkout opens again and I start paying while I hear the friend still laughing while the other guy is on his phone with what I presume the camera on sweeping his hair over with his hand
>speedwalk out of there while I still hear laughing

I'd like to think that faggot went home and looked in the mirror and went "shit I am balding my life is ruined"