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what do I do robots?!?!? i've done nothing but work, drink, and masturbate for the past three months...
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>>39224853

Make it interesting and put effort
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>>39224853
"Most fun thing I've done? I'm thinking it could be you if I play my cards right"
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>>39224853
> i've done nothing but work, drink, and masturbate for the past three months...

Tell her. Do it fgt!
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>>39224853
>text you.( with a winking emoji)
You gotta be smooooooth cuz
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>>39224853
Act like Chad
>Fun is routine, but I got really weird one time and ended up having sex in a public building. That experience has lit up my curiosity for how weird things can get haha.

Or act like a retarded sperg
>I DONT HAVE AUSTISM YOU ROASTIE WHORE FUCK OFF
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>>39224853
Just make something up op. Some crazy shit like base jumping off a building or some shit unbelievable.
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>>39224853
haha nothing in Austin is fun
>leave it
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>>39224853
just tell her exactly that.

For one you wont be digging yourself into a hole of lies. And also you wont be giving her the boring ass answer she expects and has probably heard a thousand times before.
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>>39224853
Tell her "talk to you"
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>>39225913
>>39228014
They get it
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Just be coy, turn it into a guessing game or make a light-hearted joke about the situation.
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>>39224853

Jesus girls are so cringey on bumble since they have to message first
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>>39229159
to be fair, my 1st messages on tinder are 10x cringier...
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