>One chance at evolution >Women are never in heat

>>39223179
s-s-sauce senpai

Humans are perpetually in heat, that's why there are so many of us.

Women go into estrus. It's called ovulation. Before their period they are the most fertile and most likely to seek out partners.

>>39223257
does that mean periods are punishments upon women for failing to become impregnated

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>>39223179
>women are never in heat
OP i accuse you of being a massive autist, we are always in heat, our insides are always warm, if our blood got cold then we would die.

>>39223257
is this equivalent to being in heat?

>>39223381
Women actually do go into heat, they get extremely horny when fertile but they only seek out chads

>>39223257
hi nat why'd you change your trip

>>39223350
checkmate athiests, owned like the Pizza Hut p'zone

>>39223179
so about that sauce

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>one chance at evolution
>no cute subhuman nekos that we can keep as pets

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>>39223591
>owned like the Pizza Hut p'zone
it isn't fair that things like this make me laugh

Humans are in heat all year round actually.

>>39223381
Short answer, Yes
Long answer, No.
Heat generally means a season of overt ovulation while humans go through continuous covert ovulation.
While human ovulation does many of the same changes (such as raised body temperature, pheromone production and horniness), these tend to be much weaker than in animals.
This probably evolved to force the male to stick around and protect the female if he wanted to be certain that his seed took.

>>39223257
>>39223728
Nope. Modern women are on the pill from age 16 to age 34, completely fucks with their hormone cycle.

>>39223731
>much weaker than in animals.
That's a meme, women not on the pill will get super sgataited and journey for a few days every month. It's the easiest way to get laid, just be in the same space as them for those few days, it litterally overrides thier reason and standards. And if they don't get an outlet thirty get super frustrated that gets expressed in so many different ways.
No one admits this becuase it is "sexist".
But a horny female is just like a Un-spayed cat in heat, ever had a unspayed cat in heat in your house...?

>>39223741
I am a modern woman though and I've never been on the pill. Most women don't take it, it's mostly teenagers.

>>39223807
I've seen bitches growl and snap at their masters trying to drag them away from a male.
I've seen mares go completely insane, bucking and throwing themselves at the walls when a stallion walks past their stables.
I personally been jammed into a corner by a ~700kg mare's ass trying to get ME to fuck her.

Women definitely feel it, but animals are on a whole different level, friend.

>>39223807
I'm sorry for my 15+ spelling mistakes, I havn't slept in 36 hours.
>>39223892
You never seen a 15 year old human female go crazy? It might not look like they horny, becuase it's layers of complexity deep, but it is there.

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>>39223892
>I personally been jammed into a corner by a ~700kg mare's ass trying to get ME to fuck her.

>One chance at evolution
>Male gspot is the prostate and not in the tip of the penis with all the other nerves

>>39223807
You just go to the bathroom and shlick one out then its all good till you get home to your toys. Otherwise most guys won't say no so you got your pick of the litter all the way home no reason to pick one from your immediate vicinity you'd see everyday at work over someone you'll probably never see again.

>>39223892
Why are you saying that as if you refused the mare's invitation? She was clearly consenting, so that argument is out.

>>39225293
>the girl doped up on LSD, drunk out of her mind, and horny mexican fly obviously consented

>>39225120
That's what foreskin is for.
Too bad americucks are retarded.

>>39225343
The prostate is still more sensitive than the foreskin

>>39225319
I assume the mare was sober at the time.

>>39223179
>You will never have a loli erune cum as soon as she smells your dick
Why live?

>>39225526
High as a kite on potent chemical cocktails.

>>39225595
No one claims women can't consent when they're horny.

Tf is the sauce nigga

>>39225611
It's different for animals. They literally can't help it their so drugged up on their own shit. It'd be comparable quite heavily to someone really high on LSD and drunk to boot for lack of inhibition/self control and the desire to feel good.

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>Once chance at eovlution
>Men don't have wombs

>>39225682
And you don't want your mare to feel good?

>One chance at evolution
>Give women stronger orgasms

>>39223741
Just because modern women fuck with their hormones doesn't mean they can't naturally go into their own form of heat

>>39225862
Mares have fun running around and fucking up other mares that look at them crossways. You lock mares in estrus up so they don't do something stupid like kill the other mares or a hand or something and doing anything to them during makes them catch feelings in a bad way and now she's a danger to everyone so now she has to stay locked up 24/7 or risk an incident that would require i legally put her down instead of running around and having fun with the other mares.
Also, don't ask me how it works but they're actually legit, animal psychologists specializing in equines can prove that shits extraordinarily bad for their mental health and its closest relative in human terms is something like a rape victim level of background radiation ptsd and stockholm syndrome.

>>39226150
Don't you think the mares are going nutty because they're desperate for a good dicking? I mean cats in heat calm down once they're fucked. I don't see how mares would be much different.

>>39225865
i don't see the issue here and i guess i shouldn't be surprised this isn't original.

>>39226174
Oh they get that from the fluffers if it can manage or a stallion. They get there's easily enough and as needed. I know it sounds like a shot at you but your dick, or any human dick, just wouldn't do the job for them.

>>39226229
So it's perfectly okay to let a horse fuck a mare in heat desperate for a dicking, but not for a man they specifically seek out to do it?

>>39226265
Yes. It's vastly better for their health mentally speaking, gets the job actually done so they're sated so to speak, and they aren't seeking out that person specifically they're seeking out anybody in general that they hope will do the job.
There's some biological mechanism i don't understand but as far as i've been told when the stallion flares it rattles around in their just right and that makes the mares body chemistry change making it go into a sort of pregnancy preparation mode instead of a homing missile mode. Cats have barbed penises for the same reason apparently.

>One chance at evolution
>Foreskins don't naturally regenerate after kikes cut them off
Feels bad man

>>39226414
>evolution made kikes to streamline the foreskin phasing out process to reinforce >>39225865

>>39225862
>>39226150
>>39226174
>>39226229
>>39226265
>>39226365
holy shit this is turning into a horse pussy thread someone slam the brakes quick

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WHERE'S THE FUCKIN SAUCE!?

>>39227313
What sauce? Like hot sauce?

>>39223179
Human evolution is kind of fucked up
>eye lashes that grow towards the eye
>skin that gets broken by minor impacts
>useless back teeth that need to be surgically removed
>no ability to regrow lost limbs despite having over 2000 years of war
>no proper immunity to diseases
>wasteful bodies that are inefficient at using energy
>no ability to breath underwater despite coming from there
>unable to fly, unable to have asexual reproduction

It is like we went all in with the brains and the thumbs

>>39227505
yeah but we developed thumbs and being bipedal which somehow catapulted us to the top

we are a meme species

>>39227505
>no spikes
>no stingers
>no claws
>no ability to produce toxins or venom
>no resistance of bacteria or viruses
humans really suck compared to some other species on this planet

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>>39223218
>>39227379
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1024308.html

>>39227505
>over 2000 years
>evolution

What did Darwin mean by this>

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>>39223218
>>39223617
>>39227313
>Sauce?
Succubus in heat aster-chan

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>>39227505
>Small cut can lead to a killer infection
This shit annoys me the most, holy fuck are our immune systems not developed.

Least I'm white so my bloodline evolved to drink lactose.

>>39227939
Depending on the region they hailed from blacks, asians, and some native americans can also drink lactose. They also managed that along with the ability to exist in direct sunlight without burning into what could possibly be another infection nucleation site, a more robust immune system once they acclimate, better eyesight, better joint health, better gastric health, and fair less chance for any issues with their eyes. Only downside is shit like alcoholic thrush or a serious propensity for not going bald so we can't pair it with schweet beards.
Also, we don't know why yet either so its not true science yet but the stats back it up, natives are far less likely to incur bone damage but more likely to incur bruising of the bone so no breaks or fractures but some swelling instead.

>>39227939
Anon, I'm a 21 yo Asian. I can consume dairy product with no problem whatsoever.

>>39228099
He doesn't understand with his baseline average IQ that some of us just happen to be more evolved than him and don't suffer his preconceived notions or more readily susceptible to disease constitution. His blue or light colored eyes have probably gone blind from exposure of some degenerative disease as well so he'll probably never see the truth of the matter either.

>>39228166
What's with the hostility mate? We all have our forte and weaknesses.

>>39228233
I fucking love milk so damn much but all the lactose tolerance i had crashed and burned when i turned 8. Trade me your damn lactose tolerance and i'll give you a 99.9% chance of never having gout its a fair deal.

>>39228309
Anon, is the 99.9% chance of not having a grout real? Because my grandpa has it, and I personally have Ankylosing Sponditis, it's not fun.

I wouldn't risk giving it away to anyone but the evilest person.

>>39228363
Native foot health is vastly better because they never had proper shoes. Not taking a dig here but whites have some of the poorest foot health as their access to shoes means their feet have had the actual time needed to literally evolve around footwear usage and it leads to all sorts of problem like that because they're no longer strong enough in various area's to handle things like uric acid build up or extended period of walking unaided(not wearing shoes 24/7 like walking around your home over the course of a lifetime will accrue joint damage).
Natives having healthier feet along with our better renal system means we don't get the uric acid build up in our toe joints and our toe joints can tank the wear over their lifetime by being thicker and better supported by strong ligaments and bones.

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>>39228554
Damn, I guess that is all out of the window if your own immune system attacks your small joints.

>>39223307
its to scare of sterile men

>>39228761
Sorry, man. If it makes you feel better we JUST learned a new way to edit and encode genes thats vastly easier and more effective than what we've been doing so gene therapies will be vastly more viable and effective and we know what gene causes your issue.

>>39228901
I'm very happy to learn that anon.

One day maybe I can make my CS degree useful to its development.