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Some of you are pretty creative. Can we get a rap thread?

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Some of you are pretty creative. Can we get a rap thread?
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writin out some shit on the r-canine
sippin on that hennesy tastes so divine
wearing solar glasses cuz my future is bright
and I'm shitting on your game now every night

it's a rap thread
robot rap thread
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>>39222596
Not bad for on the spot.
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>>39222753
you
pull
up to your house and you get online
you get on the web looking for a good time
but commentators mess with you and call you a noob
you wish you never found mothafuckin YouTube

so you listen to some Elvis and ya listen to some vapor
you listen to some Dre while you roll up a paper
someone tells you bout a site where the memes are fukkin danker
so you surf the fukkin deepweb and drop the fukkin anchor

it's a rap thread
robot rap thread
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>>39222768
Yeah boi lit
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>>39222530

wrote some garbage to this beat when i was really fucking depressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM1RpI2S97o
i thought i would record it but my voice is so beta i didn't even try

We bloom, beyond the very notion of security
Secure to me your promises, I'll grow with them eternally
My eyes are so much wider than the open skies that birthed me
Your earthly comfort is worthwhile, no world shall serve me

Bloom in my hands I will let you observe what the universe hides
They knew with my teaching these heavenly curtains would fall by their eyes
The petals unfold seven levels I guide them to stand at the shrine
Lead them to see everything that hides within the fabric of time

Every detail fades
Another mind awake another consciousness is saved
Another day another year
I'm calling out but no one stays
(Why won't they trust me)
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rap thread on r9k (aye)
virgins on r9k (yuh)
wishing they had a bae (damn)
wasting their lives away (ooh)
i am not the same (swag)
im high above the clouds (ok)
im loading up the rounds (aye)
bouta kill me some normie fucks
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>>39222978
xxxtentacion get out
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>>39222917
eminem raps about being gay all the time
just fucking man up and record whatever you fucking want in Audacity
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>>39222992
fear will be plentiful death will be bountiful i will kill all of you normies
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Every time I try to rap my schitzo voice tells me to stop.

I think it knows I'm not alpha enough to get involved with it and I end up producing word salad raps for the most part.

it would be cool to be in a rap video with eggman and some other /r9k/ rappers just collabing and rapping about the shit life
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This is the first verse of a song I wrote:


This isn't gangster rap
I give wanks for crack
Now crank the track
Smoke that dank and hash
Go into a bank and yank the cash
Tell the judge it was a prank, relax
Go to prison and shank the rats
Get out, have kids with a skank and spank the brats

I'm a narcissist
Your bars are shit
Get in my car and start it pissed
I'm a cigar you're on par with cigs
You go to schoolyards and target kids
Make you scar your wrists
I'm hard to miss
Not far from the bitch with the largest tits

I do a line a ket
Make vaginas wet
Break your spine and realign your neck
When I rhyme bitches climb the deck
Don't wine and dine just time for sex
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knick-knack pattywhack, give a girl the bone
I'm a killer in the streets, and a lover in the home
Life is like a melody produced with no fidelity
like tracking a record only with audacity
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>>39223028
listen up here, my robot bro
your rhymes fucking suck and you got no flow
so just stop while you're still ahead
and enjoy what's here, in the robot rap thread

it's a rap thread
robot rap thread
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freestylin' on all y'all hoes

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iTUPmASTfO
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This fucking thread is some cringy shit
you're already dead, tie it and end it
What? You're fapping to a fucking dream
The whole bus clapping when you cry and scream
If you say you're fucking woke
I will slay you when you croak
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>>39223192
here is a guy who talks to himself
he keeps double ended dildos on a living room shelf
don't pay attention to this shitposting nigger
we'll show him that our rhymes and attitudes are bigger


it's a rap thread
robot rap thread
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check it out now

you heard of us, official kissless hugless virgins us
i tip my fedora, then i thank mlady, beware
of my chan family who got nuff feels to share
for all those, who wanna say that they knows...
rock you in the feels, wheres stacy with her tyrone?

you all alone in these feels cousin

every robot for himself on this board we been givin, and keep them normies out, like you supposed too..
they try relate but they never come close too.
i can see it in your post, you in the wrong place.

normies like you get get their whole lives made up, with pussyholes and such.

speak spaghetti and youll never get touched.
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>>39223386
Robo rap
None a dat homo crap
You prolly wanna a blow a trap
Hold the phone you whack
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>>39223503

give me a life and i might just chill
but im the type to stay indoors and watch anime, im mentally ill
i save hentai, take pics when i cum on it
i got some drops on it, but i aint enough on it
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>>39223611

i get rejected back and forth like ping pong
im gone, beating on my dick like king kong
its on, tip my fedora to mlady
turns out shes pregnant with tyrones baby
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Yo yo yo...yo yo I don't know
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>>39223943
this is the last post of the thread
you may not reply after this post
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>>39224188
Haha, but I did.
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yall gon make me talk to girls
up in here
up in here
yall gon make me go outside
up in here
up in here
yall gon make me act so cool
up in here
up in here
yall gon make me lose my V
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Post more raps, anons!
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/r9k/ keeps you down, depressed, and hating these grimy hos
we don't REALLY want success and we hate on the average joe
But working to improve yourself everyday is the only way that we will grow
I'll be better everyday, work hard, it's everyday bro

My t-shirt has video game graphics, my shorts are cargo
I'd wear cooler clothes if I was /fit/ and had the dough
My family thinks I'm retarded, society thinks I'm slow
I'll be better everyday, work hard, it's everyday bro

/biz/ tricked me into spending all my dough
I could have paid for a gym membership, now all I have's crypto
I'm not too good with this shit, I bought high and sold low
Now I'm pink wojak, going berserk thinking "woah"
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Do you like your raps wrote by a prettier gent?
Who fornicates copiously with a prosthetic wrench?
I'll fade into oblivion till my prophecy's spent
And I won't be superman but I might be Clark Kent
Now I, never was ever the best break dancer
And you'll never hear my name on your CV police scanner
But I'm here on 4chan and while I'll never be a bride's groom
I can still create a good meme in a small town wagie cucks room
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>>39225634
Yo I mean Wench *
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Heist at the Louvre, call the police department
Security on the move, wonder where they art went.
Purity questioned, investigation by the guard tent,
Insecurities confused, cinder block replacing heart. Yes.
A fear of me is true, valid, yes, real
But these paintings you see, mister, I could never steal.
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>>39223058
I know what you mean. I usually only write about being neet or a loser in general, since any of the fictitious "I'm a tough thug" is the exact opposite of who I am and I obviously don't live any of it, so it just feels cringy and I avoid talking about a lot of things. Using neetdom gets very limiting as a topic, though, since it's usually about the absence of doing anything, so pretending to be tough helps branching out a bit. Eggman is pretty good at what he does, he has enough charisma for it to not be totally weird.

>>39222530
I tried to act like Lil Uzi Vert with this one, and also phrased it like he would, aka saying "yeah" and making unnecessary noises as a crutch.


I'm high and won't come down, phimosis
not in the mood to explain my motives (yeah)
Ain't give a fuck, feeling egregious, senpai
I fill bins with millions like I'm Regis, man (uhh)
Nailing chicks harder than Jesus' hands
My bitch with the high pitch like those screaming fans (yes)
Custom pockets in the tailor fit,
to hide my .22, no Taylor Swift (what)
Or maybe something with a lil' more kickback
for when I'm madder than Moe Scyzlak
Just gonna pull out the thickest gat, with no chit chat
Like a bandaid or a Beyblade, I'm gon' rip that
All the words you guys spinnin' is lame (yeah)
You burn victims ain't got no skin in the game
Fuck mumble rap? (uhh, what)
Slick talk coming from someone that
probably posts about Tumblr traps (yeah)
Better keep that shit under wraps
Then again, better than dating bipolars
Their mood swings like a Tyson punch to my molars
Shit, I'd rather be stabbed in the kidney (oh yes)
One day, gladly she'll kiss me, oh how she missed me
A second later she's crabby and snippy
More two faced than Abby and Brittney
Blaming her childhood, like "Daddy had hit me" (God damn)
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>rap
>creative
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>>39222530

Do you wish you could live in some desolate wasteland?
Nothing but ash, grey sky, no trees, and not another living soul?
No jackass masses to enforce their rigorous conformity?
None of the inane foolishness we call society?
When all your pain and insight cannot find a way to let it be,
embrace the sacred hatred; your mind: it exists to set you free.
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I'm not fetty wap
I'm wet fappy
Nutting on the slush
Fresh from a used nappy

It's no fable
I would happily pirate cable
A betrayer cane and Abel
I killed Jesus in the stable

Moses is my dad
So classy never shabby
I will penetrate your bab
water to wine call me a cab
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>>39226516
Is that you, XXXTentacion?
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>>39225756
Hey man could I use a variation of this in a future song? Trying to become a rap artist, I've made several songs so far. I really like this, you got that MF DOOM flow. I'll credit you if given a name.
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>>39225756
good god holy shit this is hot. these full line rhymes are unreal

write more man you have a gift
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>>39226628
>I will penetrate your bab
>water to wine call me a cab
this was pretty funny
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Just ignore the mean boys my ugly boar of a teacher would implore
Fucking faggots trying to one up the other for a better social score
Couldn't even walk the cafeteria floor without my food being thrown into messy gore
Shunned by these trust fund kids from day one I was stunned
An ugly fuck always the school's ugly duck
Maybe in the next life I'll have some better luck

I don't even listen to rap.
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I made a beat
I'd be honored if one of you guys rapped over it
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19EEcsOiCLk
Let's make some actual robot rap
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>>39228409
>tfw too stupid to make beats

That shit is like space magic
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>>39228409
Are you sure anyone here is confident enough to record themselves rapping?
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>>39228565
Come on, it'll be between me and you
Eggman did it
>>39228461
Listen to a lot of music
Buy a MIDI controller
Reproduce the rhythms you hear
Apply a limiter to your master track, have the kicks saturate gently
Remove the subs on everything but the bass or the kick (one or the other)
Lower the bass on your chords / melody
Make instruments groups
And there you have it.
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suicidal, might as well make it my name
it's a label now that i cant get out my brain
Mother of one who raised me like fuckshit
beat me to bits and choke me like its right, bitch
She died later thanks to pancreatic cancer, father couldn't take it so he blew his head as if its the only answer
I'm fucked now, money's gone and out
I live with 6 in my pocket fuck fucked
without a doubt
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>>39228724
Damn bro
If that's true, hope you're holding up
You're already tapping into that suffering and turning it into creative energy - that's awesome and you gotta keep doing that
Gambatte anon
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I caynt tawk eite bcuz ahm blacc as fuck. When ah laff it soun lyke ahm uh duck. R9(pronounced: nahn)k be a buch ov virgin cucks. Fucc lil whatever his name be all deyz niggas fuccin suck. Ah cayn only rhahme one word cuz ah outta luck.

SSSSSSSHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
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>>39228619
I wish I could, but I already posted in this thread and that drained me of any further creativity. Nice beat, though.
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>>39222530


As if a "god" decides faith, there's no god

Also rap is objectivly the worst music genre to ever exsist
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I'm tried and bored so this is gonna suck
No fucks given like my dick never getting lucky
Abruptly, fap on the spot, so the saddest of thoughts
Are destracted til I have forgot
Got caught tho by the refractory period
Rub my cock to traps is getting pretty serious
I've been doing it every day for the last three weeks
Now I'm starting to get a crave for some fat trap meet
And back to depression
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>>39230288
I don't think you're old enough to browse this site pal
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What do anons think of mine? >>39223072
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Just milking the same syllables to bump this thread, which happened anyway while writing.

Thought I was a compelling protagonist
but what kind of hero can't even bag a kiss?
My standards are low; don't care if they nag a bit,
or full of excuses like "I'm on the rag" and shit
Wouldn't mind an old haggish bitch,
covered in wrinkles with sagging tits
or senile with lagging wits
Hell, I'm green flagging it
so much I'd even brag about shagging it
Who cares at all, I'm aerosol tagging some bricks
I'm not blowing smoke, like come take a drag of it
Just rapping that fire, look at this dragon spit

>>39231016
The words/syllables you break down to rhyme sound nice together, especially at the end.
The first verse jumped between topics too much, though. If you're not a gangster rapper, and are instead a slutty drug addict, why follow it up with smoking dank weed, shanking people, and getting bitches?
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>>39229747
how many labels are fighting over you right now? that was amazing
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Wew these are all trash
>no alliteration, consonance or assonance literally anywhere
>rhyme schemes kindergarten level
>not an internal rhyme to be found

Boring

Psycho here, just popping psychos, and still alive /
Can't count to five, can't watch my mouth, just spit and lie /
a "Y-v-Y", a face like mine, we fading fine /
To deep decline, the beat is hoisted, I'm chasing oysters /
Come take my order / and run it up top, she comes back with a glock and springs for my watch /
Fuck what have I copped, not ready to box in heat like a fox /
Deep calm like I'm spock, yet downed like an ox /
My life is where my spite is, deep down and drowned by vices

Old throwaway. The flow is everything
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>>39222530
[YUH]
I SMASH THE NORMIE SKULL IIIN
BREAK HIS BACKBONE
50 BLESSINGS ON MY DIICK
YEAH I WORK ALONE

UP IN THE WEEKEND SITTIN ALL IN MY ZONE
TENDIES SCENTED COLOGNE

SPREAD POO POO AND PEE PEE ON THESE GIRLS AROUND ME
I'M THE FUCKIN CHAD NOW CAN'T YOU SEE REEEEEE
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>>39231744
It's decent, but you're reaching to find rhymes.
You rhymed "psycho" with "psychos" and described things as "deep" three times in five lines. There's no need to clog every line with several rhymes when it's muddying what you're trying to say. Some of that internal rhyming could be spaced apart, in between more words that help flesh out the story. Most posts here could double up their lines (going from 8 shorter lines to 4 longer lines) and they'd suddenly have internal rhyming, but that doesn't make it instantly good.
Flow isn't everything, especially when it's prioritized above making sense.

>a "Y-v-Y", a face like mine, we fading fine
Is that a sex reference? No idea what a Y-v-Y is supposed to be.

Also, most of it is just saying you're extremely high, which then conflicts with the subsequent lines of you being able to do things. You're so high you're near death and not lucid, and yet aware enough to be scared of shooting a gun, but suddenly calm in the face of it, and also too sedated to do anything, unless all of these are separate events that you're trying to bring together.
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>>39232508
Oh my god you analyzed the fuck out of that shit, is this rap genius? Lmao I'm flattered

Pronounced "Why-Vee-Why"-- look at what you just spelled. Y-v-Y. It's a face,lmao

I feel you on the "deep" critique, I didn't even notice
And

>Flow isn't everything
Have to sharply disagree with you. See: Biggie Smalls, the oft-most celebrated rapper whose subject matter hardly ever transcended banal gangsta rap-- an icon made icon for possessing the most legendary flow to this day. Pac is >muh deep rapper, but biggie was a physical one. He could make crowds dance a cappella.

In that rap I subverted meaning to emphasize flow over substance-- the flow is the main character...ultimately making it a bad choice for this thread. Bleh, i probably defaulted to it since I love casually reciting it.
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>>39232508
Also, the whole thing takes place in the fallout universe
>popping psychos
I illustrate the in-game experience of being high. Slo-mo. Powerful. I aliken this to my natural state of being. Character is drug addict.

But any rap that has to be spelled out like this is questionable lolol
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I'm a starving artist garbage bitch with a heart missing
Lot of rot to live in, the pot's clogged and drippin'
Got a disc addiction for written fiction with not a kid to listen
I was caught whiffing a fist chocked with my fifth prescription
On the block in the wrong district, by the mob in the top position
A glock whippin', I fought to live to not be got like a chopped chicken

I had no idea where I was going with this.
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>>39222530
oh shit, thats the funniest pic i've seen all month.
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>>39232842
This one is gooood anon
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>>39232901
Thanks for the (you), I've posted so many times in these threads and haven't gotten anything.
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>>39232842
read in tyler the creator's voice
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>>39232694
>Oh my god you analyzed the fuck out of that shit, is this rap genius? Lmao I'm flattered
This thread is annoyingly slow, it was nice to see a post with a modicum of effort put in that was worth discussing.

I would never have guessed that Y-v-Y was an emoticon, even though it's obvious now. I thought you were trying and failing to describe chromosomes facing off during sex. (which is far more retarded)

That's fair enough on the flow thing. I often place my own preferences over top of criteria when judging things. Flow is important and impressive when done well, but I far prefer wordplay, references, and an overall character being acted out, over hardcore flow in rap. If someone is entertaining/unique, I'd rather listen to that instead of top-tier structure or conscious rap about "tough times in the hood". I see a lot of rappers as cartoon characters instead of something to take ultra seriously, though there are many who are worth respect/admiration in that way.

>>39232754
I love Fallout, so not getting that reference feels embarrassing. I thought you meant psychos as in stimulants that made you psychotic, which is why I brought up its redundancy.

I did this one >>39226430 which is probably somewhat obvious. and kept bumping the thread in hopes of getting a reply on it
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>>39231744
>'wew these are all thrash'
>posts trash rap

What did he mean by this?
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Riding this flow like I live in Orlando (yeah)
No give and take, just meet my demands tho (yeah)
Supportin' them Marlins like I'm named Brando (yeah)
Hittin' off licks in the bando, I stole that line from Panda (yeah)
I'm jacked, son, no Hannah Montana, (yeah)

This sucks, I'm just bumping the thread with a mumble rap imitation
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>>39222530

I visited /b/ but I didn't stay
What I saw was really really fucking gay
Politics and camwhores, furries everywhere
I though I misclicked to reddit. I got nothing to say

Now I ain't a doctor, phd? Fuck that
But I don't need that to tell that something's dead
So that's /b/ for ya. Made me hella sad
Now I sit and I rap, bitching in this thread
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>>39223319

...Showing this edgy ass faggot what we can when we mad
I buy petrol and burn it just so this fucker breathes lead
We ain't honor, we'll cut off your dick for an eye
When you go cry in a corner, tell your mom I said hi
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uhh uhhh uhuhh
paris is in my building, paris is in the my building,
you never see one cuz i have some
paris is in my building, paris is in my building
uh uhuh
ever since i was a little kid
i been spending time at uncles sid
those other fools been mesmerized by jay-z
but real love for me was the young alizee
those legs, those eyes and those tights
scored some fine alrights
been dissin school girls even since
cuz i felt like a french prince

uhh uhhh uhuhh
paris is in my building, paris is in the my building,
you never see one cuz i have some
paris is in my building, paris is in my building
uh uhuh
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>>39232842

Fucking awesome. Best rap in thread
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>>39222530

How ya doing, my name isn't exclusive
lost on society makes me useless, just my two cents
Check my post, just wanna be inclusive
Yet the world says my feels are stupid
everyone says I'm looseless
the verse is fruitless
Yet this normies promise cupid
yet the poison I grieve is putrid
artist mixed with autist
fresh prince of fuck this

its ya boy, yung unemployed
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I'm a preda-tor of Reddit whores
Dresser drawers of severed heads, the next is yours
Search the net for more, settle scores, let the Beretta roar
2 brunettes who were prudish nudists got lucid with this doofus nuisance were fused into stew, I'm cuckoo
Never step to me, whether be with pep or elegant pleasantry
I'll rest-in-peace every celebrity, the police better be prepped
To schlep incredible weaponry

Entertainment purposes of course, not serious
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gave up tryna read the facets focus on my assets
assets never let up so i'm on to drilling practice
corners menace coroners i'm back to facing facts
where i'm at, read the faces, pits of black but no aces
pills in tact, drink adjacent, where i'm at fuck a faceless
but that's me, pend erasure if i never find my b
ponder every grave i've seen i'm probably meeting me
not a be-to-be, i got to have my means or else we through
this a 1-2, wear an exit bag on back and kill the slack
this a hack and slack, press buttons to read a stomach
this a back to back, pull punches and fucking plummet
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I've got Hep C and HIV
So have sex with me if you hate life, see?
Gee. I wonder if rape's nice, b?
I'll dump your body in a lake and make eight crimes three
That is possession of H, knives and your fake ID
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>>39222917
Creative, intelligent lyrics. Well done anon.
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More fuckin raps bois
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In this rap craft I catch flack when crap happens
My Schnapps habits surpassed gallons, I'm corpsin'
Fall flat on my back and attack orphans
I blackout like Al Roker, how am I supposed to get sober?
Those that were close gave me the cold shoulder
Homeless and overdosing in October, here you go, this prose is kosher, my nerves are frozen, these words will serve as closure

Just trying to keep the thread alive
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>>39234281

closure from over exposure, in n out of sober
respect a lonely drinker out of composure
life's a pint that's never over
ya dig it yet ya dug, lets call it rover
overcompensation of stimulation
Now I'm just verbally masturbatin to the thesaurus titillation
Over looking stagnation
falling into mental degradation
as I continue this weak words through the nation
Never gonna hit a radio station yet these bars are amazin

Yung UNemployed, hire ya boy
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>>39234406
Yung Unemployed about to get served, boy
Please, I've been a deadbeat since your birth, boy
Your melon bout to get pushed in by this devout louse
From Mom's house on the couch cushions
Sakes alive, I've forsaken wage placement since '85
I'm enraged cause I hate bathing, a rinse will make me cry
Don't wake til noon, revel in mentals of getting head from Sailor Moon
Computer addict of this tantric actress so rabid, I have a neutered package
This rap attack is factual, I'm the shit like a vat of stool, I'm a real NEET, go back to school
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never had ever seen r9k before today
found out its a bunch of gays that never got laid
lurked 1 page so i got all these traps on my kik app
now i love big dicks n butt cracks

it's a rap thread
robot rap thread
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>>39234594

Its yung unemployed

Normie, please. You have dreams of how social you can be
I'm the type to drop you to your knees
teach you bout the memes and the bees
Heres a (you) like a deadly disease
Stop responding me and my son, please
If you can't, its okay
Help you come to terms with that minimum wage
cry about that one that got away while you bust ya chops like a slave
Hows that health insurance today?
college class started when the verse went my way.
9 to 5 fuckboi fappin to traps in a chastity cage
sorry, I just left your auto biography on display.
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Tonight I'm staying in the house, probably laying on the couch
Don't mistake what I'm about bitch
I pour an IPA into my mouth
Fuck fame, I'd rather be a face up in the crowd
A trip to the liquor store will be tonight's highlight
I don't pop molly bitch I drink Miller High Life
That chick reminds you of your Bimmer?
She reminds me of the time the heat went out in my Lumina
I got my darling cooking dinner, while I'm talking shit on Twitter
Steady sipping on this liquor
Probably fucking up my liver, you might think that I'm a sinner
But I think I beg to differ
On the weekends, not trying to get on guest lists
I'm taking your suggestions for shit to watch on Netflix
But I'm too drunk to watch a movie
It's Friday night I'm passing out watching Louie
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>>39234797
The government funds this mumbled disgusting shit
Physically crippled with disability, jumbled fits for Mr. Christie lunches
Don't touch me or I'll punch my husky sister's teeth
In public I cuss and am fussy, bunching my nuts til I bleed
All of this trouble just to speak, on the cusp of muscular dystrophy
This list is just what's wrong with me visibly, what you didn't see is simply riveting, cause esse I'm a real Pepe with no ribbiting
>>
morning, the sunrises, i wake up,

another day again, fuck

motherfuckers tryna talk about >tfw

it must be nice to feel feelings my friend

every day i think about bringin it to an end

I got no job, so I got no role

they call me a robot, like steel i am cold

i am void of life, i have no soul

so who gives a fuck? who cares? 4x

crashin this life, with no survivors

was getting fucked, part of your plan?

kill all normies, let them burn in the fire

dont ask if I care 'cause i dont give a damn

hello darkness, my old friend

it seems that you and I meet once again

they say that suicide is a sin

but who's life is it anyway, yours or mine?

im like a nomad 'cause i got no home

i roam the planet, forever alone

ya'll motherfuckers don't know emptiness

lookin at my life is like staring into the abyss

somethin tells me there's more to life than this

normies bitchin 'bout stupid shit gets me pissed

time moves like the sand in an hourglass

i would give anything to have a future, and forget my past

so who gives a fuck? who cares? 4x
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posting more of my lyrics because fuck it

try to keep-up,
real quick, I need a mic-check,
mic-check-1 about to go mach 2,
way past cool, 'cause i'm so old school,
you know i'm all about the music that make you wanna move,
it's the sonic that go boom, and there ain't no stoppin me,
what you know about speed?
I must proceed at high velocity,
they go wild as soon as I step in the room, breakin barriers with my sound,
people love what I put down,
I rock the world with my lyrics,
bust em off with the quickness,
leave ya with a sour taste in ya mouth like licorice,
wake me up when we're done with the exhibition,

you better get back kid you-want-none-of-me,
Comin at all of y'all like a humvee,
if you gonna go slow then you gonna get past, What can I say? Gotta go fast
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https://soundcloud.com/jojochillin/hanton-rough-rough-rough-draft/s-2aVvi

Some shit I been working on, can post lyrics if y'all want
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>>39236189
I'll also rap any of your writtens if you want
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I spit rhymes likes the thymes flows and then I glows on the stage and I fucked Paige and engage in mortal combat like a wombat who just got stomped out like a trout and I never knows when it comes and goes like those hoes I loved but they gave me a curve and I said swerve bitch your just an itch on my testicals
I'm on that real nigga shit like I bit a piece of that ass like a fried bass I never know when it when it come and my shit go
biggity biggity bang yeah bang nigga Out here doing my thang nigga
The lamp is turned off just like every girl that's every met you my nigga, you ain't shit because you lit, you wouldn't have rhymes even if you stole a rhyme book then I cook on that sour with that white powder I ain't never been defeated like that the lil niggas in Africa who needed it. I could give you a dolla bill and you still couldn't progress because your a mess , you can't rap you can't rhyme so sit the fuck down cause you wasting my time

I spit fire so you should just retire because I'm that nigga going higher and higher like a diner in mid afternoon while someone sniff some poon. You niggas should stop trying to collaborate and just act like your not 8. Imma punch you in your shit while your grandma knit you a sweater that you never gonna wear and it's gonna have a tear

ill leave yu lay in the street, switch ya head wit ya feet, pop a cap, put ya face where ya chest should be, dont mess wit me, yu wont get the best of me, the rest of me, will fuck yu up like ecstasy
Anon on vine but he ain't fine, he think he hot shit but all he be is a bitch, he think he cool but I can't be fooled, that boy can't rap to save a chance to fap, he choke his chicken then his fingers are covered in that icken, he don't know the first thing about being a pimp, that nigga a wimp not a g because he pee sitting down
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>>39236189
Very nice stuff. I'd want you to say one of mine because you have a nice voice, but I suck at writing to a beat.
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>>39236513
Just write it down I'll find a flow
>>
>>39236552
Not him>>39236513
But can you compose a beat for >>39223072

Pretty please?
>>
>>39236552


Yes this, bout to get reckless
Got sent to special ed, I left a kid headless
Trimming Adele's bush with my teeth like some hedges
I'm putting you squares in a box like it's Tetris
This is a humble brag, I just mumbled I'm bundled in drag
A Montag dress still hung with the tag, I'll be blunt I'm a fag
I get more ass than chair sittin', my raps have no comparison
I'm a mad hatter like Mr. Garrison, your chitter chatter is embarrassing, with my synonyms I'll deliver sinners if you care to listen
I'd have Cher on her knees like prayer position and I'd rape a virgin so hard she'd need an urgent care physician


This is all over the place
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I went to the zoo
To ssee some cool tigers
The only thing I saw
was a bunch of fucking beavers
>>
>>39236691
I don't make many beats lol
>>
>>39236002
>>39236128
rate muh lyrics nibba
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https://clyp.it/ntwjljer
this beat probably doesn't match any of the raps that are here but if anyone wants to they can use it
please use it I wanna see how it sounds as a proper beat
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Niggers are black
And your mum too
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>>39237801
It sounds more like vaporwave than rap beat. It's too complex.
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>>39237939
>It sounds more like vaporwave
hey I never thought of that but now that you mention it you're right. Guess I know what direction to take it in now
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>>39237966
I could imagine it with some slow down lyrics.
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