/britfeel/

Decided to binge watch The Twilight Zone lads

Post stories about sex with girls and boys

second for holy fuck 2017 is almost over

Clubbing normies and A level leavers OUT

Thanks for deleting the other one anon

Had a KFC for the first time in over a year today lads. All star meal yummo

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>>39221660
Post them waifus and your plans for a comfy night lads
Think I'll be playing GTA:SA for a few more hours

>>39221709
I've heard Black Mirror is basically a rip off of it. Good series?

>21 days into comback August
>zero (0) accomplishments have been made

>>39221714
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys

Ebin is so based, I'm pretty much a normal functioning individual and hold almost identical views to him on clubs, drugs etc

wow now I'm obsessed with George Michael and Wham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8

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>tfw no Chantelle gf and Deano best mate
>>39221730
Wish that I'd played the earlier gta games, my parents were pretty strict on that sort of thing.

>>39221731
It's probably one of the most influencial TV shows of all time.

>>39221734

>Applied for jobs
>Gained driving confidence
>Bought a bike and cycled
>Been on more walks
>Been to the GP
>Improved speaking confidence

Can't wait for comfy night hours when you cunts fuck off

/ebguard/

Friendly reminder that Ebin smells

>21 days in to comeback august
>Ebin has accomplished:

Oops ha ha

>>39221762
Most people hate clubing here, they just hate ebin more to pretend they don't right now.

>>39221762
I find myself agreeing with him on a lot of things. Although I'm a drug user and know how disgusting I am.

>>39221763
Ay that was me who posted that. It was on non-stop when he died, couldn't get it out of my head. What a handsome mofo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cs3Pvmmv0E

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>>39221749
3 x 10 = 42
>>39221766
My parents didn't really keep tabs, they just saw them as silly games where you roam about and my dad played some shooters pre-07

>>39221730
comfy night of micromachines.
>>39221766
you need to start on the original gta and work your way up lad. v comfy

>go to pub with chad and his gf
>go to their house after to keep drinking
>chad asks her if she wants to have a threesome
>she says yes
>chad asks if im up for it
>say no, shes drunk as fuck and i feel like id be taking advantage
>go home by myself
>still a virgin years later

i did the right thing though, r-right lads?

>>39221786
That would be impressive if he was 16 and not a grown arse 24 year old man

>>39221800

At least you're not in denial like most people

What was the straw the broke the camel's back for you, regarding Ebin?

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>>39221807
>>39221763
>he doesnt have a personal connection in Based George

>>39221827
when he admitted that he knew tilde was taking his trip off to intentionally cause drama and that he joined in with him, purposely ruining the threads for months

Is Tim an honorary Robot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJGYr-oMO9Y

>>39221766
My parents didn't give a fuck, remember my dad saying I could get either Vice City or San Andreas for my birthday. Picked VC and made the wrong choice.

>>39221821
When I had friends they used to act shooked and 'worried' that I would do drugs at home. Apparently shovelling a load of illegal powder into your nose is only fine if it's in a shitty club with 800 people.

>>39221828
I sucked him off underneath Archway Bridge for a tenner. Does that count?

>>39221827

I unironicly believe Ebin is the best contributor to britfeel. Not that there aren't quite a few who come close, but he is #1

>>39221883
why?
see >>39221857

>>39221879
>for a tenner
>implying you wouldnt have done it for free

Sarah rubbed Chads gooch in CBB last night

>>39221827
when the entire thread rallied behind him and found him jobs to apply for and a cheap apartment to rent and he just made more excuses and did nothing. that's when I realised that it's pointless when he refuses to help himself

Having said that I still think he's a good contributor (albeit a bellend)

>>39221879
I had sex with him in Hampstead Heath. Here is the evidence at the bottom of the article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1292387/Careless-driver-George-Michael-smashes-car-shop-3-30am-drama.html

>"The shop is close to Hampstead Heath, where George was caught having sex three years ago."

>>39221901
I was willing to it, that smoky gaze and irresistable charm seduced me but he insisted on giving me some money for my work. I think he felt sorry for me

>>39221814
Yes lad you made the right decision threesomes are overated they feel really awkaward to the point where there is no real intimate bond, I tried one at my local brothel a while back and can safely say I wont be going back anytime soon to try it out again.

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How do you deal with guilt guys?

I've apologized to them, but it's eating me from the inside out. My appetite is gone, I can't think about anything else apart from how I made them feel. She hasn't replied.

>>39221925
if I had the confidence and ability to just move out and get a job I wouldn't be in this situation to begin with

>>39221968
>How do you deal with guilt guys?
Depends what you did

>>39221900

I don't really care now it's all over. He makes the most interesting posts in my opinion, he's relatable, he's pretty sane and level headed and capable of rational discussion.

>>39221968
>she

if it's anything love related then fuck off

memes with pepe and wojak in conflict make me sad, they should be friends, sure they might come into conflict sometime but really i think of them as kindred spirits, like mark and jeremy

>>39221968
Do you feel bad because you got caught or because you genuinely regret the effects you've caused because you empathise emotionally with them

If it's the latter then I can't help, I've never experienced that

It was my first day at my job at Argos. I basically spend eight hours a day in the stockroom, putting things away and picking items for customers. It's pretty comfy. I use a headset and don't have to talk to anyone, and I'm always busy so the time flies.

>>39221810
D-Damn, this guy's good. I'll be back, anon, don't get cocky.

>You now remember when Ebin used to s-stutter post all the time and post his anime girl
Not enjoying this edgy, rebellous stage.

>>39221977

I can say with experience that moving out should come before getting a job, your bennies would cover the rent, and you've got a massive chunk in the bank to fall back on.

That place you live in now is not a suitable living space to act as a platform for launching a new life. I completely empathise with your lack of confidence, and moving out is a one way, massive step, but once you make it you can progress in other areas

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>>39222002
I agree lad. They symbolise balance in the universe. Plus they both hate normies

>>39221977
I think your main problem at the moment is your environment, how are you supposed to improve when you live in squalor? That place (and others if you're paranoid about people knowing your address) accept people on bennies and you have enough saved up and get enough a month to easily get by. It will help you a lot, getting a job is more difficult and the next step

>>39221977
are you still posting here?
lol go away mong

>>39222040

I am enjoying it. He used to be part of that retarded waifuposting clique, but now he's made the right decision and broken free

>>39221993
>he's pretty sane and level headed and capable of rational discussion.

i agree hes somewhat relatable but youre talking out your arse with the other two
whenever someone calls him out on something hes said he just insults them or deflects, he is incapable of rational discussion with someone he disagrees with

>>39222024
I worked there for a short time. Not a bad job but sometimes I'd lose focus and be late picking an item and stress out about it.

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>>39221993
>he's pretty sane and level headed and capable of rational discussion.
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH you got me good anon

>>39221977
Just continue to take things at your own pace mate. People used to get frustrated with me because I didn't behave the way they wanted me to. Some people are just slow learners.

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>>39222002
They had a dark past but I think they've made up now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

He is sooo sexy in this, in a kinda boy-band way.

>>39221993
>sane and level headed
You joking lad?
he thinks everyone is sakulad and thought hit men wee coming to kill him

Looked into maybe jumping into wageslavery. I thought I'd start off doing entry level IT (1st line support), and then get experience/certificates and work my way up

>30+ applicants. One of them had 100+
>all this experience needed

O-ok then

>>39222099
>thought hit men wee coming to kill him
>getting worked by Based Ebin

>>39222063
>retarded waifuposting clique
Edgy. You know that 'clique' is just a bunch of good lads trying to improve this thread right? Did you know Len talked despiar anon out of ending it? That's the kind of upstanding guy who wants the best for us, not Ebin calling us anonymongs.

>>39222040
>>39222063
I agree, we're seeing what someone without a filter looks like, none of that fake nice bullshit

>>39222081
He makes up enough excuses, if you continue to tell him everything will be okay he won't make any progress
He has to take things in to his own hands and stop waiting for others to do the work for him

>>39222115
Bunch of top lads, tbqh. Done more for this thread than Ebmong ever has.

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>>39221730
I reckon I could drink any of the lads here under the table

>>39222121
>without a filter
Well put. Len and even Ebin's bum buddy Tilde always try so hard to appear nice and cute, Ebin will tell you how he screamed at his mum, punched his laptop in, drank some vinegar then picked clumps of shit from his hairy arsehole with his saladfingers.

>>39222136
>being more tolerable to alcohol is a good thing

lol

>>39222136
might meet your match with me desu, im a horrible alky

>>39222115
>Did you know Len talked despiar anon out of ending it?
I don't know if I'd give him that much credit, but he was there at a bad time so that was nice.
Anyway, back into obscurity.

>>39222131
Who are these top lads anon?

>>39222115

If they want to endless engage in gay literotica roleplay, they should do it on /a/ or /lgbt/

Ebin contributes massively to this thread

>>39222167
Everyone who isn't Ebin and Tilde.

Sophie-lad is top lad especially, but the dude needs to quit his prison gay bullshit because it's going to fuck him up irreversibly if he carries on.

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>>39222039
technically 3 x 10 could be autistically interpreted as 101010 which is infact 42
>>39222136
I'm usually tipsy by 15 units and drunk by 30, although perhaps I'm not evaluating properly because I've not measured consistent times past 20 units

>>39222123
He's mentally ill, it's all about small steps. He needs to understand why he needs to correct his behaviour. If you just tell him he won't understand and will reject advice as he sees it as an attack on him. Considering he's been living in a bubble he doesn't have all the thought patterns we take for granted.

whats your opinion on Pearly penile pauples lads?

>>39222045
>>39222047
>>39222081
I know, I can't progress at all in my current conditions but I don't control my bank or anything either so I don't know what to do, if I suggested anything they'd belittle me and question me until it falls through, they'd control me moving out and try do everything for me even if I told them not to and ruin it. I wonder, I've began feeling extremely hopeless again recently

>>39222115
>>39222131
Yet his boyfriend tells people to kill themselves on blog posts about visiting the A&E over suicide, swings and roundabouts. They're fake and have ulterior motives, sad you've fallen for it. I doubt that dumb cunt was even suicidal to begin with

>>39222190
sophie lad is fine, hes not overly nice and fake just a bit obsessed

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>>39222191
Meant the top bit as in terms of converted to binary oh dear now I look like a brainlet when I was trying to be verysmart

I have never met an intelligent woman. They are all sheep-like and irrational.

>>39222204
burn them off with a soldering iron

>>39222190
Mate dont' group me with len and his drama just because I post my waifu and don't stir

>>39222210
To be fair, Tilde does need to kill himself. Cancerous prick. Maybe you should join him aswell

>>39220609
>>39220884
Sorry gents, didn't do live updates or take pictures. I definitely will next time though.

Was a fantastic /nightwalk/ though. I walked along one of my old routes from when I was doing it regularly. The weather was absolutely perfect. Just a nice little chill in the air without it being too cold. I expected to be much more thirsty and out of breath but it was actually fine. Will do another one tomorrow and keep you lads updated with some photos. Might even plan out a whole new route that I've never walked before.

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>>39222222
nice numbers though lad

>>39222204
I hate them, thought my cock was diseased when I first saw them (KHV). Embarrassed a girl will think I have an STD if she sucks my D

>>39222115
>Online sucide threats
Ah yes, surely attention whoring weebs would go through with it

>>39222210
>I don't control my bank

I have bad news for you lad. You don't actually have 4000

>>39222190
You're nice lad
>>39222210
Thank you too
>>39222222
You'd better not be impersonating me

>>39222210
>but I don't control my bank or anything
what the fuck lad, are your parents holding you hostage? get control of that shit, it's your money even if your parents are letting you stay there. You're a grown man ffs, grow a pair and tell your parents to fuck off if they belittle you and question you, sperg out. We know you're capable of it (but don't be violent)

>>39222210

Do you not have the debit card? Is the account not in your name?

You need to find a way eventually. I think building up your confidence to confront your parents is the absolute first goal you need to achieve though.

>>39222165
Remember you saying you'd fuck off. Funny how personalites never keep the promise.

>>39222216
This is probably bait but one of the most intelligent people I've met was a woman. I do think they are less rational and more emotional than the average man but men can be pretty dumb too

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>past midnight

h-happy birthday to me ;_;

>>39222285
I keep myself out of the drama, anon, I'm allowed to poke my head in the thread once in a while.
Also I hardly qualify as a personality.

what can I do lads I'm so bored there must be something to do

I've listened to pop songs out of boredom, even "trolled" like a fag I was so bored....

og comment

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>>39222222
Oh fugg those digits. Praising Kev right away

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>>39222296
Happy birthday anon! How old are you now lad?

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>>39222253
I bet len wanked himself over how amazing and moral he is for doing it too. That's the problem with these people, they're so self-absorbed. The fact is both of them have done their part in tormenting two (potentially) mentally ill people while maintaining their self-righteous glow and not admitting to it

>>39222276


>>39222281
I have a paypal and a debit card I can use, I've seen my bank statement too. They work in my best interest but don't trust me to do anything for myself.

>>39222296
haha

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>It's ok if I'm a nasty little cunt, because at least I'm honest about being a nasty little cunt

>>39222276
No wonder his parents want to keep him there. His bennies are extra booze and fags for them.

>Oh yes Ebin you've got 4530 in your account, don't worry son.
>It's actually 23.90 and that's only because it's the same week his bennies came in.

>>39222281
The account must be in his name otherwise they wouldn't pay the bennies into it. But it's just extra bennies for his drug addicted parents.

>>39222314

Reminder that Ding ended up losing the semi final

>>39222308
What did you think of Saku admitting to that blog post, that kind of behaviour is exactly why you dislike tilde right?

>>39222253
he's a mentally ill tranny mate, you never know what could push him off the edge

>>39222317
thanks lad im 21 years young desu

>>39222333
I wasn't present for the admission, but if somebody would bring up an archive or something then yeah, I'd be pissed at him too.

>>39222323
In what way don't you have control over your bank if you have a debit card?

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To think my body came to the conclusion that the most appropriate time to be violently sick would be during the onset of dusk.

I gather it will be a long and unpleasant evening.

>>39222335
We can only hope it pushes him overboard.

He'd never do it anyway, he's nothing but an attention whoring knobcheese.

>>39222338
Whole life ahead of you mate. Hope you make the best of this year.

Cant stop dreaming about being a normie lads

oh shid lads, age of empires 4.
probably gonna be shit, but oh shid!

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>>39222323

When you eventually make it, you'll wonder why you had so much doubt at this stage

>>39222351
C'mon lad, this is a real human bean we're talking about. Do you think it's normal to sperg out this much over online drama, wishing someone killed themselves?

>>39222238
don't you fear being robbed lad? some young lad was cut up by a machete and his bike nicked the other week over here. and it's said to be a 'safe' area too.

>>39222358
I don't do that. I know that I'm superior to them.

>>39222349
Aww wittle Crumpet, hope you feel better desu
have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

assholes, I've been chatting to myself in the old thread for hours

>>39222323
Kek, I'm liking how ruthless you are now ebin. You aren't wrong though. If you can't voice your true opinons online then where can you do it?

>>39222295
t. the Beta orbiter himself

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>>39222370
oh fugg..I have great memories of playing age of empires 2 (age of kings?) when I was a lot younger, age of mythology too. age of empires 3 wasn't as good so this might be shit too but you never know

>>39222295
Is that you cumbria cuck? Go buy kent destiny 2

>>39222327
Its not true, neither of them are addicts and I've seen my bank statement

>>39222347
My dad holds it, I just take it if I need it then give it back, I don't even know what benefits i'm on in particular. They have no malice they just don't trust me and don't believe in me to do anything for myself. Its frustrating because I have no self-worth or confidence yet I've got to muster it just to break past them

>>39222351
I get the impression tilde is actually mentally fragile though to the extent where I was worried I could cause harm by upsetting tilde, unless I'm part of the ruse.

>>39222349
can you just answer this >>39222393

>>39222002
(The coffee has not been tampered with)

>>39222385
Not really. I live in a really safe, nice town, and I also don't carry my wallet with me. All I take out is my phone, which is insured anyway. Plus I'm quite a big broad shouldered guy. I can't fight, obviously, but they don't know that.

>>39222447
Why does your dad hold it? I don't understand that at all. Get it from him, go and buy a wallet, then put it inside and keep it with you like everyone else does.

>I don't even know what benefits I'm on

Well no wonder they don't trust you lad. You don't have any idea of what is going on in your own life.

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>>39222447

Will your parents let you come out for Scarborough September?

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>>39222423
>>39222439
Funny you should say that, I did have a crush on her for 2 years but I never told her. Didn't orbit her either, she was on such a high pedestal I barely had the balls to speak to her. Not Cumbria cuck though

>>39222475
Please tell us which casino you're going to, because I live near Scarborough and I will legit kick his fucking teeth in

>>39222447
Damn Ebin's parents really fucked him up good. Do yourself a favour and take control of your debit card lad, keep it on yourself at all times

>>39222475
They don't even let him keep his own debit card. How do you think it's going to go?

>Dad can I get my debit card?
>What do you need it for?
>I want to go to Scarborough to the casino with a guy from the internet

What do you think his dad is going to say?

>>39222479
She was mental. Which is no surprise for a woman who would hang around here.

>>39222349
CRUMPET IS THE BEST FUCKING POSTER IN THESE ENTIRE FUCKING THREADS. NO ONE CAN EVEN HOPE TO COMPARE. I LOVE CRUMPET. CRUMPET IS SO SWEET AND CUTE.

CRUMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>39222495
Well they're not going to tell you now you've admitted your violent intent are they? Besides Shippy would fuck you up if you tried to touch Ebin

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>>39222475
they'd probably be funny about it and insist I take a brother with me or go on a different night and change my plans

>>39222472
because they don't tell me or let me choose any path in my life. They act supportive usually but deep inside they don't believe in me I think

>>39222495
>because I live near Scarborough

I think Ebin must have been diagnosed with something more serious than he is letting on, or maybe even more serious than he knows himself. Otherwise how could his parents justify keeping him like a 13 year old child at the age of 25?

>>39222506
>She was mental.
How so? All I ever heard about kent was cumbria obsessing about her and making sure no 'cunts' interacted with the girl

>>39222479
please be in london

123s1

>>39222527
Well he acts like a 13 year old child doesn't he? Can barely do anything on his own

His parents are probably the helicopter type too, they don't want to leave their precious boy

>>39222528
Crazy mood swings. The usual thing you'd get from weird roasties.

>>39222541
Nah if he was precious to them they wouldn't let him live in the mouldy room, that shit isn't just unsightly, it's actually extremely unhealthy.

I also mentioned the pizza delivery jobs to my mother and she said "I'm above that". She literally has no idea, she still thinks I have a chance at walking into a decent job

>>39222515
Wow, I'm a Crumpet Trumpet now!

>>39222516
Shippy is going to follow him all the way home as well is he?

As for "fuck me up", that's cute

"desperado husbando" is the biggest shit stirrer to ever grace these threads, mentally ill with a grudge against tilde just because he called out the lead fake cunt

>>39222573
delivery is pretty robot as far as customer service goes, its better than working the fucking till anyway
go for that

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About to do my pushups for the 3rd day in a row. I really don't want to but I know it will make me feel good. I think I'll binge on chocolate and biscuits after. I never binge but I feel like it for some reason

Post pushups

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>>39222563
Ebin is basically Bad Boy Bubby

>>39222573
well being rejected from tesco, which arguably is bellow a 'normal' job, makes a pizza job seem pretty good. anyway's, driving around alone and handing boxes to people is fucking wicked.

>>39222594
the word orbiter is overused here but he's quite the legit len orbtier

>>39222586
Shipanon is probably the 2nd 'ardest lad here

>>39222594
Kill yourself TiIde

>>39222573

You should mentioned Scarborough September to them tomorrow, see how their initial reaction is

>>39222573
Doesn't she know that you live in filth and you don't wash?

>>39222586
where do you live?

>>39222599
I just don't want some chav refuse to pay me

>>39222611
Thats what I thought, I told her I need to start low and have something on my CV, could eventually branch into van driving or something

>>39222627
I did the other day, we drove past it and I said I want to go there one night and my dad said he did too and my mum mentioned my brother wanted to go to. I didn't mention that I wanted to go alone

>>39222586
I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of Shipanon. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he could throw fists. Seems like the type of good guy who would always stand up for himself and probably for other people too.

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Fuck me lads, my dandruff is getting really bad. I shampoo with that anti-dandruff head n Shoulders every day or every 2 days and it's still there. I'm just sat here picking at my scalp and all the white stuff is falling out

>>39222642

In theory I'd be ok with your brother attending too, if they (and you) felt more comfortable about it, but going out without a chaperone is what you really need at some point.

>>39222642
Can we switch lives? I don't want to work and would be happy on bennies.

>>39222594
I'm sincerely confused why there's suddenly all this against me. I've admitted to my hand in the drama and yes, I took things too seriously and have distanced myself from it, but at the same time I know for a fact people have attributed posts to me that did not actually come from me.
I don't hold a grudge so much as I simply believe tilde to be a net negative on the thread.

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anyone else out of education for years got into university through clearing?

I only have 42 ucas points after totaling my old a-levels up, and all the uni's require 48 or 64 minimum.

How fucked am I here?
Also why the fuck do i have to call them over the phone this is not an ideal situation for an autist.

>>39222642
>branch into van driving
Be careful now Ebin...

>>39222685
just Iie

>>39222670
Go to your gp- oilatum scalp is really good for clearing it out, it could fungal though if you have otherwise good skin. Have shorter, colder showers too.

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>>39222673
I dislike my brothers, I don't talk to them or connect with them. Its just the fact my mother always assumes I want a babysitter. I don't want to do anything with them

>>39222688
I don't know what your implying

>>39222685
>42 ucas points
How is this even possible? I got 280 or something and just got into a below average ex-poly

>>39222642
I'm somewhat near Seamer, so it shouldn't be too difficult following a shitty corsa back to Filey

>>39221814
Yeah you did the right thing. You'd only do a MMF 3some if you were a dick sucker.

>>39222642
i reckon you should do it. then maybe work towards getting a hgv license and, being a pretty robot job, become a truck driver.

>alone all the time
>good money
>HAVE to take breaks, so can continue shitposting and doing your blog
>plenty of happenings so is fuel for your blog

>>39222706
>have shorter colder showers
This could be good advice, I usually have 30-45 minute showers with really hot water. Don't want to go to the GP over a bit of dandruff

Thanks lad

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>>39222711
>I'm somewhat near Seamer

jesus christ

>>39222711

No you're not you lying mongoloid prick

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Still no gf lads hopefully 2moro

>>39222716
Nah, one lad fucks her mouth while the other fucks her pussy. Nothing gay about it

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So after closer inspection I saw that the 30%-off discount on speedcubeshop did not apply to items on sale, and surprise surprise, the Gans, the Valk, and the GTS all were already on a measly 5% off sale, excluding them from the major offer. So I haven't bought one yet. I've decided I am going to get a magnetised version, and I'm either going to get a Gans or a Valk (decided against the GTS because loads of people say the magnets come loose really easily. Shippy recommends the Gans, and I'm leaning towards that too.

>>39222752
are you going out and trying or are you just waiting for one to fly through your window?

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>>39222771

>tfw you probably know more about magnetisation than me

You'll be pleased whatever you get, that sub-60 should come within days of the new cube arrival. Did you get into your preferred uni in the end? I've seen so many a level posts lately I can't keep track of who got in where and who didn't

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>Become a pizza delivery driver
>Seameranon keeps ordering pizzas till he lures me out

>>39222796
Nah it's just a meme because lads were posting autistic spreadsheets last night

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>>39222752
>i-i'll be your girlfriend, anon

[spoiler/]nope

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>>39222710
>Btec introductory extended I.T Diploma
>hate the first year and drop it
>16 ucas points
>English a-level E
>16 points
>AS-level art D
>10 points

I did history too but sperged out exam period and got a U despite getting B's and A's in mock tests (same for english really, it was all going well but due to AvPD, depression and nihilism I just stopped caring at the time)

Essentially the I.T course was dull as fuck and not what was advertised on the course description, for art I was too A.D.D and at the time and didnt spend enough time on projects
also I dropped it halfway into second year because of my late teens depression and no gf feels

Man if i could go back and punch myself I would do it.

>>39222697
they'll check the certificates though right?

>>39222710
They've dramatically reduced how many points you get now. So whereas you used to get like 140 for an A*, now you get like 40. It was a pointless rescale imo, don't know why they did it. Like when they changed gcse grades to numbers instead of letters

>>39222809
Or he can just follow your blog until you go to the casino and inevitably post tmi about it because you can't resist

>>39222809

seamer anon is a meme that just looked up a few nearby villages on gmaps

>>39222809
Make sure you have protection on you in case that happens. Stay safe Kyle

>this time last year I had prospects and anticipation for my future, now I have nothing
what do I do with myself lads?

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>tried to join dating site for ugly people
>won't let me create an account because Tor
>if I don't use Tor, there will be a government record that my IP address accessed uglypeopledating.com

Masturbating alone isn't so bad, r-right lads?

>>39222808
>>39222809
Look lads, Shippy and Ebin are made for each other. Kindred spirits

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>>39222827
Naaa he's legit. Spotted him in the wild. Pic related.

>>39222820
>they'll check the certificates though right?

you know how many applications they get lad?
just put down a fake reference from a real small time college saying you have a relevant qualification and youll get in

Girls on kikebook waahhhh give me attention wahhh

Fucking stupid bitches like

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>>39222853
http://uglypeopledating.com/
Jesus Christ it's a real site

>>39222845
become a pizza guy like ebin

there is no other choice.

>>39222845
Sounds like a time machine would solve all your problems, don't suppose you've got one lying around?

>>39222881
To be fair ebin isn't a pizza guy. He's a wannabe pizza guy.

>>39222864

>11 second gap
>post number +1

How fucking slow is /r9k/

>>39222880
might as well be called "Low Self Esteem"
which, let's face it, is what all online dating really is

>>39222891
>even pakis are better than Ebin
Really makes you think

>>39222888
time machine wouldn't make my interviews go any better, except for the knowledge of hindsight. I'd still fuck up with my autie demeanour tho

>>39222864

People don't realise how similar we really are

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you can find some proper weird shit on craigslist lads, cant you

>>39222942
>47
>divorced
bingo

>>39222942
send him a message pretending to be tilde

>>39222914
Obviously. Even pakis who live in rural pakistan live better, let alone the ones in the UK. Even the poorest nigger in Africa has clean walls on his hut and washes. Ebin lives one of the lowest qualities of life possible as a human being in 2017.

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>>39222809
You have less than 10 days to solve your cube

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>Only going to the funeral so I can blog about it afterward

>>39222991
>Even the poorest nigger in Africa has clean walls
well yeah, mould needs water to form

anyone else notice that "intelligent women" usually have a really big ego and think they are superior to everyone? i cant fucking stand them.

>>39223024
Is this your first funeral ebin?

>>39223024
sure lad, we all know its just because you dont have the balls to say you dont want to go

>>39223038
yes, apparently only 4 people are going so I'm going to bolster the numbers so it doesn't look as bad. I'm unmoved by stuff like this

>>39223051
they wouldn't care, 2 of my brothers aren't going

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>>39223038
He is only going to prepare for his in October

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>>39223024

Just imagine how much blog content pic related will generate

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>>39222942
Bloody hell you've sent me down a rabbit hole.

Be honest /britfeel/. Do you go for it?

>>39223033
Sure, women can learn things, but they will always have a woman's logic

>>39223056
>suicide september

September is my birthday, perfect timing.

>>39223055
So weird how you and your brothers give zero shits. I delivered the eulogy at my nan's funeral and it's one of the few things I'm proud of

>>39223067
bloody hell you've doxxed saku

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Quick lads. Go place your bets on the minorities and the young attractive white woman. You will make money no matter what.

>>39223059
It would without doubt

>>39223078
I think they do care, my family is just surreal

>>39223067
it is fun to go down the rabbit hole but fuck that is vile

>>39223079
m8 youve wanked to old men before dont talk shit

>>39223079

you never fail to crack me up with stuff like this, I wish the people who insulted you did it with this level of humour

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xczq2sbRoHg
>this comes on when I'm replaying San Andreas
good song and memories desu lads

>>39223067
How the fuck would your dick even reach past his fat walls? That's actually what I don't get about the thicc meme, even with my standard 6'' dick their huge arse cheeks would push against my hips and stop me from getting properly in there. Is that how it really is?

>>39223112
Soundtrack to San Andreas was shite compared to Vice City.

>>39223067
>fit builder

Excuse me...

>>39223079
Didn't mention any 'epic poos XD' or farting though

where do i find a cute autistic gf in glasgow?

>>39223124
everything is shite compared to vice city though

>>39223131
ah yes, your right my bad

>>39223067
>someone took that pic for him

>>39223067
I'm a bumder with very low standards, but no. He's obese and that's one of my standards

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>>39223124
Just bringing up some good tunes lad, not comparing
>tfw never played vice because the disk I was gifted was broken and after the first mission it crashed

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So which britfeel trap who is going to show us all their boipucci for this 2000 quid sent to their bank account?

I'll double it if fembots trips fuck off.

>>39223151
Never reply to me

>>39223098
thats surprisingly lacking in coloureds considering it's channel 4

>>39223154
>when even gays won't go for you
That's when you know you're rock bottom

>>39223119
dont get it either m8, maybe certain positions are needed for it to work

>>39223160
can non traps participate? asking for a broke friend

>>39223188
I meant to write tripfags. So, trip fags. Degrade thyselves.

>>39223173
I know plenty of people who love fat guys. They're normally skinny twink fags too so it's not even like it's some "settling" thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-LrO1AfCDo

>When Vice City gives you control, you hop onto the faggio outside Rosenbergs office and this belter is playing on V-Rock.

>>39223165
Channel 4 =/= BBC

>>39223098
imagine your only accolade being cancer survivor or housewife
would ebins be spreader of mould?

>>39223071
yeah, that is why i used quotation marks. they normally just think they are smart because they can write well and read novels.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIRE PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. c

>>39223237
Are you gonna start talking about how you graduated from the university of life mate?

>>39223098
>Cake Boy
>Boy
OH NO THEY DIDN'T

>https://london.craigslist.co.uk/msr/d/want-my-feet-worked-on-m4m/6221730176.html
any takers?

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think its time for me to stop browsing these now

>>39223208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrzPb-d6tY
>You enter the stadium mission and this begins to play

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I found another quality one lads
>when a bloke has a better arse than 90% of women
Ngl I'm considering going for this madman

>>39223251
no, im just making the point that learning how to write well does not mean you're smart over all - its a skill. its like saying learning how to play the guitar makes you superior.

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oh god, I shouldn't have drunk that
my stomach is making some unholy noises

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>>39223216
Got you covered laddy

>>39223289
Definitely get him to lick your arse. It's heavenly

>>39223289
>camera angle
>desperately pushing it out
>"better than 90% of women"

>>39223280
Jesus christ lad that's creepy as hell. Report that shit

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So lads. What was your choice of starter pokemon?

>>39223292
Communication is much more fundamental than playing music. I agree that writing well is a skill. But it says a lot about someone when it's a skill they don't have.

>>39223324
Have you seen the state of female arses in this country? Either flat or flabby, this bloke is fit

>>39223318
Will consider this. Hope I don't get AIDS

>>39223251
>>39223264
>>39223271
>>39223280
>>39223281
>>39223289
>>39223292
>>39223309
>>39223313
>>39223318
>>39223324
>>39223336
>>39223356

guys, he said it's a paki thread and their pre-teen gfs only now...

>>39223363
>>39223364

>>39223313
absolutely howling at this one lad

>>39223364
Don't bareback the dude and you should be fine

>>39223356
Oh you brought me back lad, pokemon silver was my shit back in the day.

I would almost always go for the fire ones

>>39223371
ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT A PAKI?

>>39223371
stop being a fag, you're autistic forced meme is gay
please end yourself to save your family any further shame

>>39223371
Shit forced meme try again

>>39223289
>21 year old
>boy
What is the cut of point for when you can no longer call yourself a boy? I bet Ebin still thinks of himself as a boy despite being 24

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>>39223356
Charmander but then I didn't play the rest until like Gen 4
apart from the yellow cartridge with pikachu but then it got corrupted

>>39223390
>I would almost always go for the fire ones
Top lad

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would you, Iads?

>>39223425
>pay 70 quid to be beta

>>39223412
>>39223411
Charmander was easily the best, good taste. And look at the other one, he's blowing fire out of his arse

I should really get back into Pokemon, I've missed it. Anyone got a decent emulator link?

>>39223356
Squirtle, Cyndaquil, Torchic

>>39223425
From what I've been told, she should be paying me.

>>39223425
>>39223448
>pay 70 quid to get HPV

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>>39223460
dont bother desu, this is the state of modern pokemon

>>39223411
>>39223412
>>39223460
>>39223390
edgy fire fags starting fires for their stepdads attention

>>39223363
>But it says a lot about someone when it's a skill they don't have.

not really, it does not really matter; it all depends on a persons job. if someone is just a laymen working in an office, why does he need to have perfect grammar or punctuation? he isnt going to be writing a book, all he is probably doing is speaking to his mates on facebook. >>39223363

>Communication is much more fundamental than playing music

i think it depends. if someone learns how to write and they are just writing shitty novels, why does it make them better than someone busking in the street

>>39223356
Bulb
Chikorita top waifu
Cyndaquill
and the chicken one

>>39223460
Visual Boy Advance was always a solid one I used to us. Easy as fuck to find roms for the games too.

>>39223098
>stuntwoman
Fell to the ground in Christmas Panto

>cake boy
Unemployed nigger with 5 kids

>scientist
Once read an article on /r/science

>cancer survivor
Uses an illness as a personality crutch

>housewife
Lazy sack of shit with centipede eyebrows

>blacksmith
stuck a shoe on a horse 10 years ago

>computer whizz
can use Twitter

>>39223208
>Channel 4 =/= BBC

Get out from your rock

>>39223485
Bloody hell. No, I meant the older pokemon games, I played one of them (emerald?) online but can't find it

>>39223489
I have never met an 'intelligent' person who otherwise has poor grammar

>>39223511
>Get out from your rock
I only used to watch C4 for Hollyoaks like 10 or so years ago.

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Ok this one just made me sad. What are these people thinking? And how is this thing married?

>>39223526
Bake Off is a channel 4 show now

>>39223531
>when people take porn too seriously

Looks like Limmy

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>>39223313

Just a casual channel 4 show

>>39223531
tildes future desu

>>39222771
Getting lube is a bitch here in the uk, wish they were allowed to ship lubicle

>>39223531
Message them and ask them if they work in Greggs.

>>39223425
I unironically looked into paying an escort to teach me how to have sex. Turns out they don't exist. Would do it if she wasn't hideous.

>>39223531
>good a and o levels
fucking kek. he passed the trans theory test then

>>39223313
>Cake boy
what did they mean by this

>>39223556
I'll have you know Kev is a professional wrestler.

>>39223560

I used to have a massive bottle of maru but lost it, now I'm stuck with those tiny 20ml ones

>>39223531
>I have very good O & A levels
That's an odd thing to include. Is he referring to the education qualification, or hormone levels or something?

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>>39223124
How can you say that san andreas had the ultimate sound track of all time for a game, compared to vice city it was on a completly diffrent level.
SF-UR for house music
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DN04mX-Zyr1U&ved=0ahUKEwix-4Sox-nVAhUFY1AKHYKSDRIQtwIIMDAB&usg=AFQjCNHdVeKPolKcNWg-4xdh-2hKeNM8ng
KDST for classic rock
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DQNjj3mIIoUQ&ved=0ahUKEwiA1d_Xx-nVAhWBZVAKHXUjClUQtwIIezAU&usg=AFQjCNG9y2rYFZuqi2WhnygLM5BhoyUVQg

>>39223586
NAME: Liam
AGE: 19
WHO IS HE? Hackney-born Liam has been baking for four years and is fondly known as the 'Cake Boy' amongst his university friends
He believes that baking is a universal language that can bring people together from all walks of life, and he wants to make it acceptable among his peers and the younger generation

It's #bantz

>>39223605
>known as fucc boi in some university toilets

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>>39223556
For casual channel 4 viewers

im off to bed lads, goodnight

>>39223556
>Xi gets booted out in the first round and cancels Hinkley Point

>>39223600
A levels is what they call anal sex, assume O level is oral.

>>39223629
you would know wouldnt you mouldylocks

>>39223627

That gave me an almighty chuckle

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>>39223602
Glad somebody else here really likes the San Andreas sound track :)

>>39223629
do you actually wear gola trainers?

>>39223583
AHAHAHAHAHA of fucking course Ebin knows about gay lingo

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>>39223624
Sorted out that title.

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Oritle lads, exercise bike anon around?

>>39223624
I should be in the architect slot, you have no idea of the extent that /britfeel/ is controlled and moulded by me. I am the architect and the /britfeel/ scrolls are my blueprints

>>39223626
Night night lad, sleep tight

>>39223602
Agreed. San Andreas had the best song too

https://youtu.be/g4flAZEgtjs

>>39223516
i agree that normally having good grammar or poor grammar correlates with ones intelligence, however - it is not always the case. i have met intelligent people with meh writing skills, and i have met idiots with good writing skills. Just look at all the shite novels released.

>>39221814
You fucked up. Past is the past though eh

>>39223675
>>39223583
Anyone who has been on adultwork knows this

>>39222370
DAAAAAMN
RTS IS BACK FROM THE DEAD

Going to work on a full bake off image.

Give me suggestions who to put in.
Got ebin, kev, hillman and Xi.
need to fill up the other slots

>>39223702
>Just look at all the shite novels released

Probably a smart writer who's realised there's a huge market for shit novels. There are some great sci-fi writers whose actual work never finds any success, then they mash out some videogame tie-in book in two weeks and make the NYT bestsellers list. I'm pretty sure it's the same across the board; potboiler genre fiction sells.

>>39223806
truck
boys
ori

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>>39223806
Lain has to be the Computer Whizz of course

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>>39223698
>>39223653
>tfw it was rockstars last game with a 10/10 soundtrack it was great at everything be it country, classic rock, House, gangster rap you name it the sound track was phenomonal.

IV and V didnt even come close they had the odd good song but it came no where close, I wonder if GTA VI when ever it comes out will be any diffrent?

>>39223828
Post a pic.

Also can someone post a pic of Hardknock. The archive search doesnt seem to work.

>>39223806
need an actually ebin picture

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>>39222604
HE'S ONLY GONE AND DONE IT, HE'S ONLY GONE AND DONE 30 PUSHUPS

They were reasonably low too, I'm quite proud of them. This time I was making sure to focus on my breathing, doing a short sharp exhale through pursed lips on every pushup. I had to squirm on the ground for 2 minutes whilst waiting for some strength to come back to my arms, like always. Really wish I had you guys to help pull me up afterwards as a show of camaraderie. I really put 100% into them trying to do as many as I can, so I have absolutely no strength in my arms afterwards

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>>39223850
truck
boys
originally

>>39223806
PUT CRUMPET IN, CRUMPET NEEDS TO BE IN

>>39223875
Post what you suggest lad.

Same with any suggestions. Post a pic up for ease of adding it. got 6 more slots

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>>39223806
Milk Cat 157

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>>39223806
>need to fill up the other slots
Maybe?

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>>39223850
Hard knock
Originally

>>39223879
Fucking proud of you lad big time, keep it up.

>>39223956

Is that actually ebin with short hair?

>>39223824
>Probably a smart writer who's realised there's a huge market for shit novels.

lots of shit books are unpopular though. there are loads of romance books for example that barely anyone buys. you're right that some great writers never find success, phillip k dick was pretty good and he never found success while he was alive. Tbqh though, if they were smart, i think they would understand that having a large audience is ego, and they would happy to with a small audience that appreciates their work.

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>>39223835
Glad to be doing a playthough of it again desu
GTA 4 was sparse, GTA 5 was a little better but overall I agree in terms of good songs they were horrid.