WE DOIN' THIS

>>39220983
>Taurus
>"faithful and capable of strong love"
Confirmed fake

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>>39220983
>Aries
>People of Aries sign are open-hearted and strong. Their main features are frankness and honesty. Aries sign loves work.

Sounds about right, although their definition of strong is vague. I do like to work hard to improve myself too.

>>39220983
Aquarius
>The key feature of Aquarius sign is curiosity and the ability of deep insight.
>Aquarius sign is the sign of geniuses.

Stay mad, faggots!

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>Sagittarius
>generous, idealistic and great sense of humor. Promises more than can deliver and very impatient

I've always been told that I'm extremely patient, but except for that it sounds about right

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>>39221200
>tfw Aquarius
Stay mad faggots.

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>>39220983
>Leo
>Leadership is characteristic for Leo sign. Leo sign is a real friend. Leo sign is successful in all undertakings. Life without love does not exist for Leo sign.

u wot

>>39220983
Virgo...
TFW when I'm a virgin too so it makes more sense.

>>39220983
SCORPIO BABY, MOTHER FUCKING SEX GOD IN THE HOUSE

ITT: Retards who think their birth month has any impact on their personality whatsoever.

I'm virgo too, it's the ultimate robot sign, it even translates to virgin (and is called virgin in my language)

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>>39220983

Your Sign: Gemini

English name: The Twins
Planet: Mercury

>Gemini sign is intellectual sign. People of Gemini sign are graceful and clever. For Gemini sign money and love are always not enough. Gemini sign love is illusory. Gemini sign may suffer from nervous breakdowns. Gemini woman is not interested in terrestrial passions. Gemini man is in permanent change.

for once it was actually relatively right wtf

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>>39220983
>gemini has wieners
kek

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>>39220983
Pisces
>Life is a huge stage for Pisces sign. People of Pisces sign may become good writers or artists. Pisces sign ambitions are few. People of Pisces sign are great romanticists. Pisces sign should abstain from troubles and overwork. Pisces woman is awfully sentimental. Pisces man is a real godsend for any woman.

Soon the womenfolk will be all over my NEET ass. Soon...

>>39221478
I wish I was actually that interesting.

I'm a Scorpio, the fucking chad sign, how ironic

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>>39221328
>Leo man is the knight in love. Leo man can be a gentle patron and sentimental lover. Leo man needs to be idolized. Leo man is the soul of any society. Leo man appreciates beauty. Leo man possesses ability to keep his gains and is a good father.
Is this website trying to call me a white knight

The fucking website was written by a pajeet.

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>>39221413
>no fun allowed

Your sign: Original

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>leo
>Life without love does not exist for Leo sign
I see...

>>39221413
More fun that any of the personality test bullshit.

I happen to be an Aries.
>Talisman is a hammer
>Metals are iron and steel
WE MAKE WEAPONS OF WAR TONIGHT TEMPERED BY OUR FIRE.

>>39220983
>pisces male
When will we kill ourselves I hate being like this, it's a curse.

Sun in Virgo moon in capricorn and Gemini acended.

FUCK

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>>39220983
>tfw born in May
>>39221051
Hello fellow bull!

>tfw Sagittarius
>tfw hung like a horse

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>>39221200
My fellow aquatic friend

>tfw Sagittarius

Feels good to be the CHAD of zodiac signs

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>Scorpio

>Scorpio sign is an expression of selfishness. Scorpio sign is philosopher by nature. Scorpio sign can achieve everything. Scorpio sign unites the reason and passions. Scorpio sign people are seldom ill. Scorpio woman possesses deep mysterious beauty. Scorpio man is passionate in all.

I'm Sagittarius sun and Aries moon

Born Chad

>>39223270
>sun
>moon
how do you get these signs?

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where are my libros at?

>>39223270
Wouldn't Leo + Aries be the best combo?

>>39220983
Taurus. And yes, I'm a stubborn asshole.

>>39223322
Nice digits man
ostragon

>>39220983

scorpio here. when will this all end?

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sagitarrius and ophiuchus
laughing at all the petty one-signed plebeians

death grips are the best band active atm

>capricorn
>People of Capricorn sign are cautious, their sight is directed towards the future, and their feet stand firm on the ground. Capricorn sign people of both sexes possess unusual art talents. Capricorn sign makes impression of a gentle, shy and a little stubborn person. One of the most typical features of Capricorn sign is good education and manners. Respect for people of age and experience is a part of their nature.

Watch out fgts. I'm a uber-normie apparently.

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I got Virgo Desu

WTF this describes me almost perfectly

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>>39223773
wtf I forgot the picture

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>>39223792
daily horoscopes tend to be pretty trash, but the gist of astrological signs aren't bad.

in all fairness, it could come from any reason, not necessarily the stars themselves: perhaps the season determines these things. who knows, but people spent a great deal of time trying to extricate patterns

>People of Sagittarius sign are very sociable and friendly

l oh fucking l

Only women follow astrology because they're fucking stupid.

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>>39223918
maybe it couldn't account for how damaged you are

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>>39220983
>Pisces
>"People of Pisces sign are great romanticists"

>Actually believing in horoscopes

>>39224070
t. posts daily in MBTI threads

>>39220983

I am a Scorpio. I dont meet many others.

>>39221399
ayyyyy what's brackin blood i fucked like two bitches b4

>Aquarius
>Oversensitive
>Antisocial
>Little cuck

Save me