Ideal gf

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>she literally cannot exist

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>>39219050
I have a few good ones in my opinion

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>>39219062
God I wish I met someone like this, just knowing she's out there would give me hope.

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>>39219033
>gf
well spooked

>>39219131
do you ever pretend shes playing in the same game as you?

>>39219177
I did once, it left me with crippling depression.

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>>39219102
This one is for the asuka-fags

>>39219131
You fool. For years I have satisfied myself with thy conviction that such fantasies are fruitless inanities. But there is a darker reality, in that there is indeed a woman so pure that she brings light to anyone she meets, and the wicked are turned from her presence. She doesn't give in to sin and imbues men with courage to do what is right.
This is terrifying, not soothing, anon. Because if it was a fantasy then we are free to indulge in it. But if it's real then the fanrasy itself is a bitter reminder that we are missing out. Worse still. We don't deserve a princess gf for we are knives of the worst order.
May God have mercy on our souls for we the wicked deserve none.

My ideal gf would be anyone willing to watch the eclipse today with me. Instead I watched it from my room while my dog slept.

>>39219300
Nobody is perfect my dude, plus robots aren't THAT pathetic.

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>>39219232
Hold on I got a bit more, my folder is really small

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Here is some OC I made

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Much rather have a titan than a gf to be quite honest

>>39219033
I'd like to point out that girls similar to this tend to smell really bad, and the one I knew well had no sense of touch.
>wave of tfw no nerve damaged stinky gf incoming

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>>39219676
95% of all my keks

>>39219676
>tfw no northstar gf

>>39219033
Why tf would you want a retarded gf??? You a retard too or something bro?

>>39219033
This one is painful because it's utterly not how women are but it should be.

>>39219663
You placed a text block inside another text block. Fix it pls. Also come up with some better material.

>>39219102
more of someone like this?

>>39220044
Its a joke about Noah Cadwell, he's terrible at audio editing, and in one famous instance cut himself off with the next recording he had lined up

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>>39220052
I mean, I have the lower quality version of it

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>>39219663
>But what do they eat?
kek

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Dear fucking god, the mods deleted the first 2 and muted me for 2 minutes for avoiding the filter.

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Stop this madness lads

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just fucking kill me

originlaaio

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Please rate my gf, I will rate yours in return.

>>39220482
>filename
What kinda horror is your current gf?

>>39220536
the opposite of everything i said

mediocre/poor hygiene
gained 100 lbs in 1 year and CANNOT stick to a diet
never admits she's wrong
communicates poorly
has absolute shit taste in media (not her fault)
literally does not EVER initiate sex
is a beta but still gets asshurt when you control situations

>>39220509
Not quite the one for me, I don't want to be an hero at 25. I can't really rate her cuz everyone has a different type, so if you like her you like her.

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>>39219033
>No dying girlfriend to be close with and make me feel like the god of decency and compassion :'(

>>39220509
whats wrong with being esfj? :(

>>39219676
>want legion gf to use gunshield to protect me from loneliness

>>39220627
Leave her, you retarded fuck. She's literally your (and every other mans) worst nightmare.

>>39220729
>want scorch gf to keep me toastie and warm inside her

>>39220773
I know but I am trying to see if she can change. She is the first girl I've dated truly long term (2+ years) and I do love her.

>>39220693
This is ridiculously sick and selfish

>>39220216
this isn't remotely fun/as good as you think after the first few months

>>39220693
Why did you have to make me feel things, anon?

>>39220803
Then figure out what changed in her life and help nurture her back to her best self, you retarded fuck. It's not just up to her, you have to communicate and help motivate her to change. Don't just sit around waiting because you're only going to disappoint yourself.

>>39220693
Seriously? Kill yourself, your mom should've aborted you.

Anyone have golem gf?

i really miss her.

>>39220790
>want Tone GF to be OP and counter my weaknesses with pure killing potential

>>39220853
I have done literally everything I can and know how to, even happily offered to go into counseling together.

The end all be all of it is:
1. she's truly fucking pathetic and will never be able to get out her weight/self esteem problems

2. there is an issue she isn't dealing with in therapy that is holding her back or just needs time to continue to improve because she grew up with a borderline abusive hoarder mother and dated 2 shitty guys in a row before me

>>39219952

>tfw the Northstar you love is being dicked by a Stoic Black Tone
>difficult to counter, she gives into the urges
>feelsbadman

>>39219431
true dream

don't worry guys, good things will happen to you over the next few weeks. I hope you all have a good evening.

Kind regards

Normie Normanton.

>>39220888
>want monarch gf that becomes a better person as our love grows

>>39220807
>>39220860
normies buttmad lmao

>>39220216
damn this is really close to perfection

>>39220807
no dying gf for you then you fucking faggot

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I suck at making these, but you get the idea.

>>39221379

A bit on the rougher side of gfd but I'm digging it, anono

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>tfw no gnosticism gf

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pls im begging to find someone like this

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>>39221713
I don't get if you want to go out or not, but I am a slavshit with brown eyes AND hair.

>>39221379
O-Oh my. Literally the girl of my dreams

>>39219168
>tfw no young hegelian gf
feels alienating man

>>39219232
I want this so fucking bad. I just want to bant with a gf

>>39221713
>mall
What is it with girls and malls? I like to think of myself as a loser with low standards, but even I am pretty reluctant to go on mall dates. It's the crowdedness of downtown mixed with the cut-and-paste plainness of suburbia.

>>39222028
that's a boy ya dumb I D I O T

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>>39221379
is it autistic that this reminds me of marie kanker?

>>39222056
No, because Marie Kanker is my dream gf.

>>39222056

Nope. Marie a best kanker sister

>>39222056
Marie Kanker is exactly the girl I had in mind when I made it. The blue hair and that first quote in the top left gave it away, I bet.

>>39221760
yay!

>>39222028
i actually like crowds and i dont know i loved going to the mall from a very young age

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>>39219062
this is me, looking for my /gsg/ bf

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May be good, may be not

>>39220713
NORMAN DETECTED

KILL THIS RETARD MOOOOODS

>>39222248
Shit, i'll talk about history with you

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The deep end.

>>39221653
>tfw I haven't met a single girl who even knows what gnosticism is
Feels bad man, a gnosticism gf would be great. Almost as good as an esoteric Hitlerism gf.

>>39222248
Where can I get a history gf? I want to argue over the main cause behind the fall of Rome without being on /his/

>>39219062
>Remove kebab memes
>Liquor factories
>Playing as Germany
I would probably just mercy kill her.

>>39222800
goddamnit anon, stop being a pedomophile, we talked about this

>>39220803
Nonononononono stop, I;ve being there.

Girls don't change, actually girls have this strange feature that they become worse and worse the more the relationship goes on. 2 years is nothing, just leave her, you will be regretting all the next years you spend with her, and they could be a lot.

I spent 5 years in a relationship and I was unhappy since year 1, ended it was the best decision of my life.

>>39219062
> tfw rejected
Hate you

>>39221713
Wow, I never thought a single person likes brown eyes. I guess I have hope after all

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Here's the first one that was deleted

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>>39223379
Here's what I think was the second one

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>>39219033
>I want to date a man in a girls body
me too :^)

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I want a gf that makes rules like these.

Does anyone has "tomboy gf" one?

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>>39224120
I have your back my dude

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>>39219033
>tfw no nerd space gf to stargaze with

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Original girlfriend my original girl is oregano yes indeed

>>39224063
you're fucking insane
never breed, codependent slime

>>39221713
>tfw that's literally me but i'd rather go out and explore California than watch Netflix

>>39222800
The 'your wiener is gross' part made me kek.

I can't do it. If I even think about what I'd like, I feel like I don't deserve it, like I shouldn't have any standards, like "don't kid yourself".

>>39222017

I have itwe hit each other for fun and then cuddle

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Love without government regulation is the best love.

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>>39219062
hello yes I would like a gsggf plsnthx

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Best gf coming through! Honk honk!

>>39222552
Jesus fuck
I had an emo gf. NEVER FALL FOR THE MEME

>>39221713
I am every one of those things, and have done all of those at least once or twice. Even am a fucking leaf.
I think youre looking for the pushover/nice guy bf. They certainly exist, and can be very good looking too. You just have to look, and be genuine. Its tough to meet women when you are this type of guy though.

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I love my ThinkPads. hehe

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purge the unholy with me anon~!

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>>39219033
Had to slip in the trap trope didn't you ?

>TFW autistic gf is best, until you pushed the double-ender agenda

>>39222017
I had this
Almost
Fuck this thread I can't do this

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>>39224786
Fucking great man
Have this one

>>39219431
Somebody is getting over a crush