Mommy GF thread

>>39218397
>tfw no futa horsecock gf with a 12 inch penis who cums literal buckets of semen for me to drink every day

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good thread

contributin

>>39218397
>tfw no aglosaxon gf to suck my dick and whisper songs on my ear

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>tfw was someones flat chested mommy for a little while

>>39218397
Very Disturbing

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>>39220127
It's about the size of your heart not the size of your breasts

Damnit, readying about mommy gf makes me want one....

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>>39218397
I really want to be a mommy gf, it's a shame I'm still a bit too young for that. Maybe in a few years

>>39220250
u can be my young mommy gf i dont mind, u just gotta let me put my head on ur lap while u pet it

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>>39220300
That sounds great!
Originalasalways

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Contributing with cute mommies

>>39218474
>her cum will never transform you into a qt trap femboi with budding titties and a jiggly ass
>the more she cums inside you the cuter you become
>ywn live with her forever as her cute anal whore boi and her your loving but firm and dominant mistress

>>39220478
That's pretty heckin hot

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>>39218397
>No one in my area is into ANR and all the threads about it are dead

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>>39220127
>tfw no kobayashi programmer girlfriend who gets shitfaced every friday
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>>39220796
Where are you from anon?

This is a very original question please don't mute me robokun!!

>>39220883
Florida and I'm not a girl, sorry. I did not mean to imply that by posting an anime girl picture.

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>>39220930
I know you're not a girl.


ignore this 55685085jbdj

Do I have a mommy gf?

>university student
>live with my gf
>she pays all the bills, buys me clothes and food
>makes me food
>generally cleans the house minus a few chores I have to do

>>39221016
Yeah yeah now get the fuck out of our board you fucking normiest normie scum

>>39221079
>have 2 weeks till school starts
>basically living comfy NEET summer vacation life like I'm 14 except I can smoke pot and drink whenever I want and don't have an angry mother judging me
>spend all my time on 4chan anyway

>>39218397
xplain me "mommy gf" meme, iam retard

>>39220988
Well, Florida sucks. It's a sausagefest here..

>>39220250
you re a guy or ugly

>>39221135
Basically a doting, mature girlfriend that takes care of all your needs and jerks you off while you suck on her tits

>>39220988
>>39221149
By the way, why do you ask?

>>39221096
>not fucking your mommy gf

>>39221532
thats usually after dinner :)

>>39218397
they don't exist (origiggigig)

>>39218397
>tfw have a motherly gf
feels good, I can get back scratches whenever i want and sometimes I sleep on her thighs when she plays vidya

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this would never pass today

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>>39223266
especially not this

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>tfw no Misato gf
I just want a gunslinging partner in crime I can get drunk with

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Getting a mommy gf is really just a pornographic fetish.

The old women you dream about won't settle for somebody that is not around their age, they are of respectavle nature.

The bunch that would are nothing like the motherly girl you dream of.
Sure they can be very maternal when needed but literally any girl does.
And that is even if you are the men they are looking for because most are either hipsterish trash whore, or a big party whore, the kind of single mom(30 to 45yo) who are very childish and only looking to satisfy themselves with Chad's cock.

>tfw met someone qt on a shitty games forum who is the same age as me
>She is a 6'0 blond hair blue eyes goddess
>I am just a 5'9 manlet
>She is in Idaho and I am in MN
What do

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>>39221016
Seems like it

post pics?

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>>39223284
1) Wrong!
2) Wrong!