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>>39217865
First for fuck ebin, should change his trip to etrash desu

>>39217858
Funny how 'straight' people get so upset about this.
>>39217893
>but i grew tired of him.
Sounds a bit twattish lad desu

Ebin please come back and save us from the filthy homos

>Fat homosexuals bragging about their equally disgusting boyfriends

ebin died for this

Turns out it likely wasn't Kyle Reid. Oh well.

>>39217938
>>39217955
We've voted to keep ebin out

>>39217921
>Sounds a bit twattish lad desu
trust me mate youd grow tired of him too. he became a kekistani tier redditard in the space of 6 months. wouldnt shut up about national socialism and shit.

>>39217972
No one cares about your rigged votes, Ebin is an integral part of britfeel and provides quality OC. Waifufag homos provide nothing but fake 'niceness'

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Countrywise on ITV1 lads! Gonna rub one out methinks!

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>>39217997
>t. Ebin with his trip off
You have been banished, now fuck off

>>39217997
nobody is talking about waifu posters, ebin is the only one obsessed with them
i have a feeling they don't give a single shit about him

Whats the story in Balamory lads? Whats going on? Haven been on since yesterday

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Goodnight, have a pleasant evening.

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Muscle spams in me eyelids

>>39218038
Wouldn't you like to know haha!

>>39218038
Dorris got a hernia and they found 5 children's remains in the cement of Jeff's cellar.

>>39218025
that screen cap is fucking gold

>>39218050
ayyyy lad, but whats been going on?

>>39218059
Holy heck, what did Molly say or hasn't she found out yet?

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How do I stop being mentally addicted to alcohol?

I want it all the time and I don't even enjoy it as much as I used to.

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honestly now its not even hard to find ebin
go to filey tesco and stake it out, wait for a guy who looks like picture over the side, quite skinny with salad finger hands think he drives a Mazda, not a corsa considering thats the logo on the steering wheel in one of his videos.

>>39218075
Apparently she was an accomplice. She lured the young boys in with her juicy milf tatties, only for Jeff to rail their arses for weeks on end.

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I've completed all my comeback august goals but I'm scared of relapsing back into autismode degenerate.
On the plus side a girl is texting me and sending pictues on snapchat, this makes me feel good because so far I've had poor performance with girls so far. Feels good man.
How have you been /britfeel/? Let's get some people in here who at least tried comeback august, and didn't fake it like Ebin.

>>39218095
shout "KYLE" towards them to see if he whips around and perhaps even freaks out

>>39218110
I've done absolutely fuck all, I've probably regressed. |I passed uni at least

>>39217784

By her saying I should look for someone else and how it's best for both of us to move on.

You can't just book in with a girl anonymously. She hasn't responded to the text I sent her. So she's either ignoring me or blocked my number after sending her last text.

I would have to get a new phone and make a new Adult work profile to contact her and then turn up to reveal its me and that is incredibly creepy and she'd probably slam the door in my face or it'd be really awkward.

Oh well, I couldn't exactly pay her to be with me forever.

>>39217779
1: Don't be a prison faggot
2: If you satisfy #1 then post location

>>39218140
alright sakulard

>>39218134
>falling for a whore
Oh boy

>>39218110

I've made massive strides in renovating my house, and I feel so much better for it. I've booked a chinese exam and that's somewhat kicked me into action, as my progress was slipping a bit. I've become a bit hygiene obsessed now too, which can't be a bad thing.

>>39218095
He shows his full car in the video where he's on the cliffs. Think he's got a Fiat Panda.

>>39218179
Yeah I started cleaning my room, and at first I couldn't be bothered to hoover all the leaves and shit (not sure how they got in, I never used to open my door and leave) then I told britfeel and a guy put a jordan peterson video here. I proper cleaned my room spic and span and I felt awesome after it.

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Back from work lads. Ordered a cute skirt on my break and bought a 10p bag of cola Haribo to eat, been a long time since I had sweets without vomiting.

>>39218110
I didn't have any goals desu but I've made some improvements. I have more things that are okay to eat and I drink more water. Not great but it's something. You've made real progress anon! Well done. Can't imagine talking to anyone on Snapchat, are you nervous?

And I have to say Ebin is trying hard and has made some improvements. Comeback August is relevant to the individual and their circumstances so you shouldn't hold everyone to the same standards

>>39218110
Started working out again
Got a hair cut
Had a save

Its not much but for me its a big improvement. I've been looking for voluntary and part time work. Also been flirting with the idea of joining the army. All those ads and stuff really speak to me.

Come back August real helped me, we should do it every year.

>>39218219

m8, can you get onto ebin and get him back in the thread, the last one was hell

>>39218219
Post some nice low angle pics of you in the skirt. Preferably without panties or tights on.

>>39218235
fuck off ebin you've been voted out

his fucking orbiters bringing him up every two seconds are the worst

>>39218247
>everyone who likes ebin is ebin

read the thread, his presence and memes have actually helped people with comeback august

>>39218247

What is wrong with being an ebin orbitter?

Oh my god will you all just shut up about him jesus christ

>>39218247
He doesn't have any. It's literally ONLY Ebin and Tilde. Everyone else thinks he's a cunt

>>39218262
because no-one wants to be as much of a failure as him, all he does is moan about his life, criticise others and start drama

>>39218263
make your own thread on /soc/ if you want to discuss a personality you pathetic ballbags

>>39218281
that's wrong, shipanon, britnormie and several anons have offered vocal support for him

>>39218235
I am trying lad

>>39218247
He's not posting right now anon

>>39218241
Was thinking maybe a half face pic with makeup and stuff

bought some zero% deodorant and shower gel lads, no artificial chemicals completely natural - am I a normie yet?

>>39218310
you can fuck off too with your normie attention whoring shit, if you're gonna start posting face pics piss off to /soc/ you sad twat

>>39218310
>Was thinking maybe a half face pic with makeup and stuff
That would do just fine. I'd still prefer a photo of your shaven butt.

>>39218279
>Oh my god will you all just shut up about him jesus christ
This, holy shit
Such boring discussions

>>39218310
Give us some semi-lewds lass, those legs were stellar x

>>39218310
FACE PIC HYPE I HOPE SHE IS CUTEEEE

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>>39217865
surprise surprise 127

>saku getting triggered nobody gave a fuck about him and his bf last thread whereas ebin gets attention so easily

Howling

Is their a real girl post on /britfeel/ right now? Is that possible? I didn't know that could happen? What has to be wrong with a girl to want to post on 4chan, let alone on this of all threads?

>>39218310
Unironically kill yourself you mentally ill cunt

>>39218372
Tildeanon is lad.

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>>39218095
Still laughing at that chin

>>39218219
I'm very nervous.
This is how comeback august went for me, it's quite a journey

July
>Try to kill myself
>Fail
>Build plan to improve life
>Think about religion
>Forget about it
>Self improve
>Start with /nightwalks/ (I'm not nightwalk anon btw)
>Feel more and more confident with going out
>Go out to greggs, sains, boots or subway every two days
>Panic attacks stop
>Build plan
The plan
>Tidy room
>Do laundry
>Cook (haven't met this goal yet)
>Get friends
>Lose virginity
>Get job

Downfall
>No one wanted to come to my birthday
I just planned a small get together at wethers, 0 came.
Salvation
>My sister invites me to wethers with her friends
>Meet other people at wethers and don't feel anxious
>Say good night to my sister and go with other people
>one of them girl and is nice
She puked so the night ended there, but I got her number
>Meet secondary school bullies
They were nice, we never talked about the bullying. Just enjoyed company. It was a long time ago and I felt rebirthed after my attempted suicide so I held no grudges.
>Go home and sleep
>Morning after start texting girl
>I start getting giddy and stuff because she's really cute
>Lose my appetite for about a week
>arrange to meet up
Blew off
>arrange to meet up week later
Blew off

Start feeling like shit again. I was probably too desperate, I texted too much, used the wrong phrasing, used the wrong emoji's and texted too often and responded too soon.
>Go for a nightwalk
Got a 12 inch sub to fuel my nightwalk
>Walk for about an hour
>Find homeless man under bridge
>conversation started with hello
He asked why I was out so late
>Ask if he wants to hear it, and have a 6 inch sub
>he accepts
>talk for around an hour
Told him basically everything I put so far, but in more detail.
>Tell him I feel like I'm retarded, no good, useless
He tells me that confidence is key, and that talent and intelligence is useless if you can't work hard, but hard work is always invaluable.
1/2

>>39218372
Theres pigeon cunt who loves foreigners, but everyone knows Tilde is best girl.

>>39218375
Alright alastair haha, you going to start bragging again?

>>39218383
Is 'it' one of those trannies?

the robot muted me for this post lmao

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>>39218401
Gonna cry about Len again? LOL

>>39218396
Pigeon whore is cancer

>>39218406
You mean the ones who are ugly as shit and don't pass even remotely but will take a picture full clothed?

Yea, it's one of those "things"

>>39218392
lmao anon, a bum told you to "Just be yourself bro, confidence is key"

For real, nice blog post, ups and downs and that, but sounds like your making progress

>>39218383
Tildey is a cute girl.

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>>39218406
yeah one of those manly as fuck ones who wears oversized clothing that covers every part of their body in an effort to look cute

>>39218432
Aye about as cute as my dad if he wore a skirt. Which he doesn't because he's not a fucking bufty.

>>39218396
>>39218423
>Ebin sperging out because Pigeon-lass has created better content than him and got more attention

Howling at this jealousy

Len I'm loving your art by the way, more drama is just what the thread needs

>>39218454
>Everyone is ebin

and people thought ebin was paranoid, jesus christ

Lads, what if we just stopped replying to tripfags?

>>39218462
i think people are just trying to rile him up because ebin accuses everyone of being saku

>>39218462
>Ebin is Ebin

Oh wow!

>>39218448
Don't be mean chief.

>>39218460
>Walk away from a little attention
>Sink this general into the ground
Based Len knew the right choice, classic faggot

>>39218469
They make anon posts bringing them up and replying them.bringing the convo back to them.

In short, ignoring doesn't work against voal minorities.

>>39218462
Literally only 1 person had a problem with her, and it was you, you mouldy little prick

>>39218480
>>>39218448 (You)
>Don't be mean chief.
Don't tell the mentally ill bufty he's a bird when he's not.

>>39218454
Pigeon Paki lover OUT

>>39218445
Why did she post this? Hope the hormones have improved things tilde.

>>39218511
it was probably tilde to be fair
he was too jealous of an actual female getting attention in the thread

>>39218497
so what your saying then is we have to kill ebin?

>>39218520
Learn how to format a post chief.

>>39218319
Tilde obviously has no arse, even Sophie bloody Turner has more of an arse

>>39218372
The girl that I married yesterday posts here.

The relatively attractive blonde girl next to me spoke to me today!

I was on a call for 50 minutes and I was really sarcastic at times
She had to stop herself laughing

I know she has gay friends but will she be open to a trans friend?

In other news, I saw the two trannies at work leaving the building together
Think it's the first time they've interacted

>tilde's suddenly gone quiet
HMMMMMM

>>39218511
Ebin never had a problem with her though, he talked with her

>>39218528
Yea, that's a good shout. Mentally ill tranny-men are obsessed with attention, so it probably was him actually.

>>39218541
>Sophie bloody Turner has more of an arse
Physically impossible.

>t. doctor.

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>>39218281
>It's literally ONLY Ebin and Tilde
This conspiracy needs to stop. There are many people who hate Ebin and many who like him. He's a polarizing figure

>>39218541
Go walk to harambe's fucking corpse then you fat fetishist

>>39218392
2/2
Forgot to add August under the last >blew off
line. Also forgot to add that the girl who blew me off does that it a lot of people I think, leads people on.

>Walk home from tramp talk
>Go past shitty pub
>Two people wave to me
They were people I knew in secondary school
>Walk over, say hello
They asked what I was doing
>Just admit that I got stood up by a girl and feel like shit
>They got me a drink
>Drink more
>Drink more
I don't really get drunk, I always sober up when I think about being sad, even now, when I don't think I am sad. I just think about sadness and I sober up really well. It's a nice trick that I want to keep. Only good thing that came out of depression.
>My motor skills are shit now, can barely put my pin in to get more money.
>Walk back to pub
>Hear girl say hhhheyyyy
>Confused as fuck
>It was a different girl I knew in secondary school
>She gives me a hug, she was a lightweight and acted more drunk than she actually was. I don't know why some people act like this.
>Mega slut
>Puts hand round my arm, go back to my table
>hands on thighs
Fast forward story because it's too long and take ages
>Lose virginity
>It was fucking terrible
>Didn't cum
>dick wasn't even at full mast
>probably because I was super drunk and ruined my sex drive from fucked up porn
>Probably just the fault of fucked up porn
At least I lost virginity
>Morning after have sex again
>It's shitty, again.
>Didn't cum
Again
I feel like we didn't go long enough, and didn't spend enough time on foreplay. Whatever though.

Hit char limit, there will be a post after this.

>>39218525
Trannies are mentally ill desu, add anons lusting all over them and the attention goes to their head, they do weird shit

>>39218571
>>39218565
This is for you too friend

>>39218566
Is this supposed to be proof? We all know about VPNs and how to post from different devices at the same time, you utter mongoloid.

>>39218546
Ebin or Saku's squad, one choice, no sitting on the fence paki

>>39218573
3/2

The new girl I'm talking to (on snapchat and stuff) was from another night out, I did the chad tactic of pretending to smoke, asking for a light of her ugly friend, then talking to all three girls, even though I was only interested in one. I read that you've got to give the attention to all of a group, otherwise you alienate yourself as desperate. Nothing happened in the night and I went home, but she texted first and sent pictures of her face, which I think means she likes me. Although I don't talk fro experience.
Sorry for the shit formatting I am retarded and have ADD so I don't proof read or read in general.

>>39218430
It was the abridged version, but it was from an hour long convo that boiled down to tactics to get friends, keep friends and look less autismo. Basically I've got to stop thinking of my own insecurities, because that's what everyone else is doing. I've got to pretend like I don't have any.
Also he told me to avoid online dating because bitches expect too much from that shit

>You now remember fatty and Mould man fighting over Jun's cock too
It truly is a historic battle.

>>39218540
Learn the difference between a bloke and bird first lad.

>>39218588

At the very very least Ebin has 4 different people that have voiced support for him, and almost certainly there are more

>>39218550
Don't have anything to say desu

>>39218528
I didn't have an opinion on her either way. I don't think I ever spoke to her

>>39218588
Yea that makes a lot more sense than the fact that 3 anons just like Ebin you paranoid fuck. You're worse than Ebin and provide nothing of value to this thread

>>39218612
The funniest part about that is one of those people still claims to be straight

>>39218615
I like him. He's pretty entertaining when he's not shitflining with a waifuposter/whoever. I just can't be arsed sticking up for him because two people reply to you instantly calling you Ebin and crying.

>>39218625
Why do they bully us tilde?

>>39218615
http://www.strawpoll.me/13756962/r

And he has more who are sick of his shite.

>>39218613
One is cute in a skirt and on the right diet and one bleeds for a week every month and stinks?

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Currently watching the new GoT episode lads. Any of you watching it tonight seem to be in for a little treat so far I think
>>39218110
Started working out, went outside and visited people for a weekend, cracked on being productive on my portfolio and got into uni
If that isn't a comeback august then what is

Post waifus

>>39218643

Same really, I don't really get involved in petty shitflinging about him, but when he's on I reply to him a lot and we have many good conversations.

>>39218645
tilde is one of the biggest bullies here, he's a master manipulator

>>39218630
>paranoid

I love how when you clearly see through your mouldy bullshit (because you're legit not very intelligent), that's the ONLY word you can come up with. Try conspiracy next time.

>>39217865
what is comeback august
is it like throwback thursday
but one month

>>39218640
>Len ended up saku's 5th choice
>saku never got Jun's big white cock
>ebin never got anything, ended up alone
Only winner was based Junlad.

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>all this personality shittalking
>not a single comfy/life in britain related post
worst /britfeel/ in quite a while

>>39218651
I believe tilde bleeds more than a week a month. Probably cuts himself daily. But yeah, he does stink.

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>>39218649
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13756962/r

Those 16 anti people should stop brining him up constantly then

>>39218645
waifuposter autism never ends lad. I wouldn't associate with Tilde if you know what's good for you.

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>>39218604
You write well lad and it seems like you're (re)gaining your confidence! Good luck to you friend!

>>39218681
all started by ebin orbiters who couldn't stop posting about him

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>>39218654
Watched the leak in potatoe quality myself. The writers are God awful, but it is great fan service want with the combination of characters north of the wall. Hyped for the finale.

>>39218687
Stop it. Tilde is a nice girl who just needs a guiding hand in life.

>>39218689
It's always them, never the 'wheres ebin' 'i miss ebin' ''people need 2 stop bullying ebin' posters.

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>>39218645
Who lad?

>>39218660
I only bully those who hurt my lads, or those who ask nicely~

>>39218708
I don't care who started it I just want some actual bloody discussion.

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>>39218681

>Ebin isn't here
>Thread is still drama

goes to prove that him leaving would solve nothing

>>39218110
I got a haircut and threw out my 3 month old cum dressing gown.

>>39218722
teehee~ I'm such a bully teehee~ if you ask nice teehee~

>REEEE FUCK OFF PIGEON ROASTIE I'M THE ONLY FEMALE HERE

teehee~ don't hit on me silly boys

>>39218742
>cum dressing gown
Fancy bastard

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>Whats the next step of your master plan?
>Saving this thread
>WITH COMFY TOWNS

Hereford

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>>39218717
I do find myself thinking that they could be doing things differently but I guess its just all for the buildup, especially for the last season so I'm not too concerned and just taking it easy and enjoying myself
>>39218722
Would you bully for me if I got hurt lass?
Tilde bodyguard job when?

>>39218742
How much was your haircut? Mine is 7 pound.

>>39218719
A guiding hand to the biology section of the bookshop to show him he is a male not female.

Self esteem has gotten so low, I don't really feel worthy enough talking to anyone at all anymore.

>>39218735
All started when tilde showed up which supports my theory he's the main cause of it all.

Remember those couple of days when ebin distanced himself from tilde and he laid out his plans for comeback august and started contributing to the threads properly?
As soon as tilde clawed him back he started flinging shit all the time and was a paranoid mess.

Guarantee tilde is the one fuelling the flame.

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>>39218681
Fucking right lad! Where's the comfy?

>>39218654
>Currently watching the new GoT episode lads
Jon Snow dies. #sorrynotsorry ;)

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Cotswold village

>>39218677
Ebin never talked to Jun really

>>39218773
>caring about spoilers

Imagine being 12

>>39218722
How would you go about bulling someone who is 6'1" and does a lot of heavy lifting for a living?

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>>39218661
>everyone who mentions Ebin is Ebin
>everyone who says they like Ebin is Ebin
>new waifuposter is Ebin
Yea paranoid is the perfect word to describe you lot. Dump too

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>>39218768
Shh you poor thing. What's going wrong lad?

>>39218773
Filler episodes.
Cool. I'll see him again the start of the new season...again.

No location for this one

>>39218722
Please let me lick your feet Tilde-sama

>>39218677
One of those has a boyfriend who loves him

One of those spends his days being a degenerate to make up for the fact he can't feel anything anymore

The other cries himself into his cum stained, mouldy pillow every night because he lost the one person he loved to someone fatter than he is

>>39218717
God her face is so perfect. Just want to cum all over it again

>>39218311
>can't even get one (you)
guess I'm not a normie

>>39218701
Nah never had confidence, I never had friends growing up because my mum would always judge who I brought home, she didn't like any of my friends.
One of my friends she hated the most is now one of my best friends, I really hate how my mum ruined my social life by trying to plan my social life and who I hung out with. My dad was very hands off and a learn from pain kind of guy, but he was so hands off that he didn't help me against my mum. Now they split up.

The more I think about it the more I loathe how my mum treated me, she always acted like my dad was the bad guy, and she was the kind one. Her overly kindness is why I grew up fucking stunted. I wish I just listened to my dad. Would do anything to rewind time and live my life telling my mum to fuck off.

>>39218776

Might have a pop at finding this one, I've been through a lot of them

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>>39218816
lmao forgot the picture

dumb robot

>>39218829
basic hygiene products are not really unusual

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which ones would you rather cum on lads?

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this has to be my favorite one

>>39218717
Episode 7 got leaked? Or are you on about 6?

>>39218722
I could hold you down with one hand and fuck the daylights out of you and there's nothing you could do about it. You couldn't bully me if you tried

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>>39218760
hddhnkoo

>>39218843
for robots to make conscious choices to look after themselves better is though

>>39218803
>waifu who posted in /brit/ at the EXACT same time as Ebin is not Ebin (yet has never posted there since... HMMM)
>same waifu who posted a picture of a corner wall trying to DESPERATELY prove it wasn't you (HMMM)
>same one who got Tilde to constantly try and say i wasn't him
>someone who had conveniently added you on Steam and then removed them for being too "normie" (funny that, because I stalk your Steam and you never had any new friends during this period... HMMM)

Face it kid, you're a legit retard.

>>39218846
STOP DOING THIS TO SOPHIE SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS
>>39218856
Six, leaked before Sunday.

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>tfw you have to wake up in 8 hours to go live and work in a field for a week straight
pretty jealous of NEETs right now

ay lads, would anyone read a blog if I wrote one? just use to my pretty pathetic life at the mo and hopefully entertain a few people.

i have a suprisingly interestingly shitty life at the moment, will be getting much worse in about 2 months.

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Those are the best I can find for the time being, lets keep the posting comfy from now on tho

>>39218858
that's top notch cosy that is.

>>39218830
Cant rewind time lad but you are moving forward which is the main thing!

>>39218846
Left every time because she can give sleeve jobs.

>>39218858

knarseborough

>>39218776
this is my favourite so far, looks very cosy. i could imagine wandering through here during the day, or stumbling back home during the night.

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Found another

Stay comfy robot

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which lips would you rather kiss? or stick your dick in?

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>>39218874

Does anyone remember the short lived /stratfeel/ gimmick

>>39218846
Look how much those huge fucking clobbering knuckles are stretching out that jumper on the left

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>>39218835
Think is Bibury in cotswolds,here broadway lad!

>>39218873
i'd probably read it, i love blogs

i write one but nobody reads it

>>39218805
It's probably due to isolation and never really talking to anyone at all outside of the internet. I don't even speak to any family.

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>>39218846
>>39218867
Sophie has already been cummed on though

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>>39218911
women with strong jawlines are so lovely.

>>39218919
No? what was it?

>>39218924
This is my favorite so far, snow levels are always the best

>>39218945
Those are both men though

>>39218936
whats your favourite britfeel blog?
>>39218945
left isn't a women yet

>>39218957
dont bully sophie.

>>39218948

Just me and another anon posting a picture of Shakespeares birthplace for a short while in late 2015, early 2016

>>39218159
>>39218134
To be honest mate it sounds like she might have fallen for him a bit too.

Not surprised really. A repeat client is one thing but it sounds like he was shagging her ever weekend.

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>>39218884
I'm not sure where the end of the one way bridge is, but I don't want to jump off anymore.
Out of all the goals I achieved in comeback august, work was the only one that made me feel happy.
Hopefully when I get a gf I will become even happier. I haven't ever experienced a gf so I don't know what to expect. I lost my virginity through a one night stand, but I don't want to do that. I want someone to share something with, feel free to say gay btw, the first girl (the roastie) would never have worked because she was just too different from me. Just a pretty face.

>>39218958
ay lad, give me a link to yours. i may start one tomorrow, have a big outing into the city to get my hair cut. undoubtedly i'll well and truly make a penis of myself the whole time, so could be provide some entertainment.

>>39218974
Sounds comfy, we should post more English stuff

for example, some folks my folks are friends with have just started their own bunting company, they'll make whatever you want into bunting, pretty wild desu

>>39218828
Pics when you do haha

>>39218974
I remember that. Have you been inside? It was quite comfy but the ceiling was really low, everyone had to duck to get inside

>>39218989
>she might have fallen for him a bit too
Yea or she was just enjoying the 800 quid he was giving her every month

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>>39218924

>tfw you live in a town of 55,000, but barely anyone seems to have heard of it

>>39218938
I'm not sure what to say really lad apart from empty words. Clearly you've had a shot time and deserve much more than a lot of people.
I can relate to this to some extent, I spent 23 hours a day in a room with no friends of family for months on end. Venting to anons here only goes so far, though it kept me from doing something silly like killing myself.
>>39218964
Based anon

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>>39217865
well now I know youre intentionally being a cunt.

>>39218991
not gay at all, lad. work is a good start, I'm sure the other things will fall into place

>>39219028
I've heard of Banbury's legendary cakes desu, internationally famous they are

>>39219010

I have never been in, despite living near stratford and going there fairly often. The library is just as ancient and comfy inside though.

There is always a massive flood of Chinese tourists outside there any time I've been past, literally a coach load every 10 minutes comes by.

Any Leeds anons around town this Saturday? I'm looking to /soc/ up t b h.

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Why is this cute bee kissing a flower?

>>39218654
Evening lad d-did you like that song I posted

>>39218760
I love places like this desu. When I was a part-timer I used to go away "visting friends" every now and then and just go to random little quaint english towns. Drifting aimlessly between countryside walks, second-hand bookshops, pubs and teashops is the absolute epitome of comfy

>>39218830
Loved reading your story lad. Keep up the good work.

>>39219069
I missing seeing bees.

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>>39218654
only went and forgot the image like a right numpty didn't I

>>39219041
Wow OP image guy is getting a bit needy. He probably just didn't see it lad

>>39219094
forgotten your image on a lot of posts haven't you

>>39218819
Top kek fatty, don't be this seething Jun doesn't like fat lads.

>>39219026
She couldn't have been enjoying it that much if she told him to stop coming.

>>39218752
>Fancy bastard
Not really, it's a dressing gown.

>How much was your haircut?
12 pounds. I like my hairdresser. The cheapest in my town is 10 I think, 7 pounds is very good.

>>39219086

I hope you gastrointestinal tract has recovered from it's recent civil war

>>39219009
>pics when you do haha
I've already done it lad. Thank me later >>39218944

>>39219041
oi lad, you know in mgs the guards have walkie talkies with red blinking lights on them? how about that on the cops

>>39219135
12 quid isn't too bad though, especially if the quality is right

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Still waiting for my remarks, I was hoping they'd come back today but no emails yet. I feel a lot calmer and more that I've come to terms with the situation. I think I know what I'm going to do now

If my remarks come back unchanged (BBB) I will just go to Bristol. Whilst I am there I will just resit some of them anyway, because BBB will make it difficult to find a job in law even with a great degree.

If my grades get remarked up (preferably to AAB or equivalent) I will resit my last year of sixth form and reapply to Cambridge. I'm sure I can make an even stronger application than last time, and they will most likely be sympathetic and overlook me needing to resit because of >muh extenuating circumstances

In a lot of ways I wouldn't mind resitting. I don't know if I'm ready for university yet, emotionally/mentally

>>39219041
So what? The reason I didn't use it is because you already posted it, and every single time I try and edit it in some way it always shoots up above 2 MB and I can't use it.
I'll use it tomorrow, just don't post it again, OK?

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Observe eclipses

>>39219043
Oh I don't think anything falls into place. I think I have to keep planning shit. Whoever did my S.P.E.C.I.A.L put 0 points in luck, charisma and intelligence.
I have to plan all my actions, but planning them makes them easier to achieve. For example the plan I made of pretending to smoke, then asking a not cute girl of a group for a light, since she is below where I would put myself out of 10, she invites me into the group, then I get to know all of them, and keep that facade up through the night. Then when I'm good enough friends with all of them, I can pick and choose. It sort of worked when I did it, I got lots of instagram accounts to follow, which sucks because I don't use social media at all. However the girl from that night is texting me now which is also nice. Hopefully she isn't a roastie so I can get a meaningful relationship out of it.

>>39219094
>I had to use my homosexual calling card so I can orbit and flirt with this waifuposter after the len relationship fails!

Do they sell the steroid cream to fix phimosis over the counter? Think my cock could be sorta alright if I didn't have this shitty condition.

>>39219169
I'm suprised that Bristol accepts BBB to be honest. I needed A*AA to get in.

>>39219192
You do know you can just pull it back yourself? It took me a month or two but I managed eventually

>>39219094
already flirting with another waifuposter before you end it with len?

>>39219099
mmm probably shouldn't post before ive had my coffee. I can be grumpy.

>>39219159
I don't particularly like them and couldn't be arsed doing anything with them.

>>39219171
you need to use the photoshop save for web feature. I don't know what other program equivalents are of that.

ms paints algorithm will make the file too big.

>>39219205
Are you as much of a fuck up as he is though? That's makes him so fascinating

>>39219204
How so? I've tried just stretching but it doesn't work. It gets like 3/4 the way down then gets too tight and painful.

>>39219169
law seems like a pretty fun subject tbqh. big bucks and you can be nosey without seeming weird.

all you need to do lad is get a lot of good experience somewhere to do with law and get the required marks. if you're not a complete spaz then the interview could get you in.

>>39219169
>Whilst I am at uni doing law I'll resit my A-Levels

Mate that is stupid. Just concentrate on getting a first. No one gives a fuck about your A-Levels after uni.

>>39219200
Ooooo ur 'ard

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Here's a photograph of a lamb for FREE

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>>39219200
Their standard offer for Law is AAA, they give AAB offers for those who went to schools that are on their list of 'bad schools', for some reason they gave me an offer of ABB. Maybe they really liked me. They also accepted my Distinction* in BTEC Applied Law as equivalent to an A*, so I technically did meet their offer. The way they see it I got A*BBB

>>39219200
I think it depends on course.
Courses that lead to a career such as accounting/law/medicine have quite high entry requirements.
If you do a shitty meme course like criminology, psychology or some other course that is a waste of time, the requirements will be pretty low.

>>39219250
I really hoped that was going to say for ewe

you've let me down, anon

Alrite lads. Would you be interesting in a new ebin type character but instead of making lots of posts and having a blog they don't speak because they're irredeemably fucked?

>>39219263
Aaah! I missed such a great opportunity.

I'm sorry.

>>39219235
It helps if you do it in the shower. It will take a long time so you need to go slow, if you're already 3/4 of the way there then that's good. You need to be careful you don't cause any damage but sometimes you just need to go for it and pull it all the way back. It will be painful at first but then you'll get used to it

>>39219244
Maybe most don't, but law is picky like that. Job applicants are often first weeded out by their A-level grades

Obviously if the uni work takes up all my time then I won't resit, but I really should if I can

im getting bored of britfeel tbqh lads.

>>39219260
your a btec lad like me. i honestly don't see why they don't stricken the rules, I got D* too no probs. i missed the deadline for one and handed one in out of time to come away with a A* equivalent. and I personally think gcse's were harder because how strict it was. apparently it's gotten worse in the last few years too.

>>39219303
>Job applicants are often first weeded out by their A-Level grades

I work for Linklaters and we don't do that.

>>39219316
same, it is starting to feel pointless

>>39219351
>it is starting to feel pointless

exactly. the same themes repeat themselves and the same arguments. only reason i come here is because i sometimes get lonely and want to talk with people.

>>39219094
I like you anon, just FYI don't let the negative nancy get you down.

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>>39219238
I really think I could get a second offer from Cambridge. I already got one the first time round, and now I've developed a lot more. I'll do even better in the interview/assessment exam than I did the first time. I've actually got even more stuff I can put in my personal statement

>>39219372
>only reason i come here is because i sometimes get lonely and want to talk with people

Well, then it has a purpose for you. Use it for that, and ignore/filter all of the other shit.

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>sister just uploaded a picture of her holding a sign saying 'God is gay and the new messiah is a woman'

>>39219376
to be honest lad, seems like you're in a good life position as it is. what brings you to these depths?

>>39219376
Be honest lad, do you really have the social skills and raw intelligence to become a barrister?

>>39219399
Smother her in her sleep.

>>39219398
>Well, then it has a purpose for you.

i mostly just get ignored though or people shit post to me, so it hardly fulfills this purpose.

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>>39219322
Maybe I wouldn't resit then if that's the case. Still, the thought of having to work in one of those big London solicitors' firms is my idea of hell. I really wanted to be a barrister. With an Oxbridge degree I would have been in a really good position to do that. Now it will be seriously difficult

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Have to wake up at 5:30 tomorrow but it's OK because working makes me feel not depressed.
Who else happy to be a wagecuck? Working 7 to 6 is awesome for me.

>>39219445
It's seriously difficult even with a 1st from Oxbridge. They are looking for the best of the best. If you genuinely have the staggering intelligence and impeccable personal qualities that are required to become a barrister then you'll manage it with a 1st from Bristol.

But the likelihood is that you don't and you wouldn't manage it even with a 1st from Oxbridge, like 99.999% of people.

>>39219491
why does a barrister need intelligence and personal qualities when their job is essentially loathed by almost everyone and pretty shit as a contribution to society?

Reminder that university is a meme and the only way to actually get rich in this country is to work for yourself.

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>>39219519
>why does a barrister need intelligence and personal qualities

What productive things did you do today?
What productive things will you do tomorrow?

>>39219519
Your question doesn't make any sense.

To handle the one part of it I did understand, if you were involved in a big dispute over a lot of money, or you were potentially going to jail, and your barrister won your case and saved you millions or saved you from jail, then I doubt you'd think he was making a shit contribution to society.

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>>39218717
Pretty sure ol' sophie thinks Arya is a psycho
I do too
>>39218773
When I saw his eyes go sort of distant and unresponsive I thought he had.
>>39219080
>>39219094
Evening lad, if it's the punk one then yeah it was pretty good :)
What anime is your character even from, I'm uncultured swine so I'm lost

>>39219555
I think he's young and get's all his knowledge from shitty tv dramas

>>39219094
Fat cunts ffs

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>>39219402
That's a really good question lad. You're right, I am in an objectively good position. So why do I feel so bad? Why do I feel like I'm a complete failure? Why do I feel like Cambridge is everything?

I don't know. I guess it might be because Cambridge is the only university I've had in my mind for over a year. I had every reason to believe I was going. And now suddenly my plans have been shattered in a single instant, when I logged in to Track 4 days ago. It's very disorienting

>>39219403
Social skills? No. I'm autistic. I can't converse with people in a social setting. Can I do it in a formal, professional setting? Yes. Can I deliver a really good formal speech? Yes.

Raw intelligence? I believe so. I was intelligent enough to get an Oxbridge offer. I do think I have the intelligence to be a barrister. I don't think these A-level grades are representative of my true ability. I don't mean to bang on about extenuating circumstances, but I really was severely depressed. And not meme depression either, real depression. I had a suicide attempt and everything. Really interfered with my studies

>>39219523
That's the only way to actually get seriously rich in any country.

Although you can do alright working for others. Some bankers make a fortune. People in the corporate C-Suite do well too.

>>39219552
Managed to fit 2 fingers up me bum. I'll try 3 tomorrow.

>>39219584
>No. I'm autistic. I can't converse with people in a social setting.

They'd work this out at interview and you wouldn't even get a pupilage. They want the whole package.

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I will also say that I didn't just want to go to Cambridge for the job opportunities. I wanted to go because it's a beautiful place with an outstanding tuition system. I wanted to go for the experience too. I wanted to dress up in the gown and eat dinner in a hall twice as old as the United States of America. I wanted to punt up the River Cam with CC anon. I wanted to do all that. It would have been so great.

Obviously studying would take up the majority of my time there, but that's ok because I love my subject

>>39219523
As in become self-employed or become an apprentice/start work immediately?

About to go to bed lads, haven't posted here all day due to being busy but I just wanted to say I hope all tripfags and waifuposters die in a unexplainable house fire tonight.

Goodnight xoxo

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>>39219569
glad you enjoyed it lad
She's from yuruyuri, great show if you're into fluffy SoL/comedy with a healthy dose of lesbianism. There's also a spin-off manga centred around her and her sisters which is sadly lacking in content but has some great panels for reaction images.

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curled up in bed eating warm sugary pancakes

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>>39219619
It is very competitive, yes. Still, I would have had a chance. And as I said here, that wasn't all I wanted to go to Cambridge for >>39219650

Tbqh there are people with 2:2s from London Met who are barristers. How competitive it is really depends on what area of law you go into

>>39219650

Jesus fucking christ, you are probably the worst tripfag this year

>>39219654
Be an apprentice and eat shit for 5 years. Once you know your trade/business become self employed and go on from there.

spend all shift planning out my shopping list. arrange it in the order of the aisles to make it nice and easy, really pleased with myself, will be my first proper shopping trip, normally just get what I want each day. finish work, come out to fog on ground and it raining. oh well, comfy walk home in rain tonight shopping tomorrow. luckily I had a fish pie in freezer, fuck knows if it's in date or not, but it's the only thing I've got

>>39219696
Simple death by mysterious house fire.

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>>39219650
Just chill out lad. Especially seeing as you're likely going to Bristol. Literally one of the top 50 universities worldwide and top 10 of the nation in terms of your course and has history stretching back to 1595 although not being a proper institute of learning until 1876 then becoming as it is in 1909.
You are literally set going there and I guarantee you will get all the rich kids and all the experiences you so wish for.
You will be more than fine

>>39219650
>Wanted to be a barrister
>Wanted to dress up in a gown at Cambridge

Are you sure you don't just have a fetish for wearing silk gowns?

>>39219696
Hope you die in bed screaming in terror, and your family find you spread like a spastic covered in your own shit.
Fucking die xoxo

>>39219714
So what the fuck are you worried about then? You can go and eat formal dinners elsewhere if that's what you're really worried about. Or buy a silk gown and wank off over your beans on toast in the privacy of your own room

>>39219715
I don't post for the approval of others. You're welcome to filter me

is the incredibles the most capekino film ever made?

>>39219724
>not being a proper institute of learning
I meant this in terms of general learning, not some specialized institute - probably shouldn't have said "not a proper institute of learning"

When do you lads reckon Tom Jones will go toes up?

I wish I thought of this "missed cambridge" character before someone else did. Hilarious.

>>39219769
not soon enough desu

>>39219769
2023 would be my guess

>>39219775

I was entirely taken in.

>>39219746
Why do you post?

You do realise people here probably aren't going to be able to relate to your situation, right?

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>>39219769
he kind of looks like mr burns

>>39219776
Why lad? Are there really people who do not like Tom Jones?

>>39219779
Honestly I bet it'll be in the next 5 years.

>>39219775
You've still got ebin and poley, chin up mate. Although I'll admit the ebin character is getting a bit stale.

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>>39219769
>When do you lads reckon Tom Jones will go toes up?
never

>>39219696
You been busy rigging their houses to have a mysterious gas explosion lad?

anyone else feel no pity for stupid people?

my younger sister's friend's brother """accidentally""" hanged himself on some sort of light fixture on his bedroom wall

I mean how can you expect me to feel anything but disgust at how stupid some people are

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>>39219696
>>39219804
Is this how it finally ends for me?
Can't wait desu lads

>>39219817
You seem like you have some serious autism lad

>>39219817
fucking lol how'd he manage that.
Got any pics? If not explain things.

>>39219817
Bit of the 'ole autism lad?

>>39219817
that's some final destination shit

which is not an original comment

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>>39219724
Thanks lad, you're right. I'm just stuck in this rut of thinking Cambridge is the be all and end all right now

>>39219725
A little bit. I'm really attracted to all the fancy-schmancy stuff. The prestige of it. The refinery. It's because I've never experienced anything like that in my life. I grew up in a council house, single-parent family. Surely you can see why it appeals?

>>39219741
Come on mate, you know that's not the same

>>39219775
Haha imagine if I wasn't actually a character but a real person, wouldn't that just be a right corker?

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One of the things I'm missing out on most is my first homosexual experience at Cambridge.

I can just imagine an older boy tenderly taking me to his chambers after formal hall, and taking off my silks gently, before gently ringing my virgin anus with his spit and entering me gloriously. In future we'd see each other in the high court, and exchange a nod, a wink, but nothing more - knowing that we are now married men and gentlemen too.

Instead I'll probably meet some guy in Bristol off Grindr called Jamal who'll burst my farter up a back alley and give me AIDS.

>>39219837
dunno how it happened lad, just had it explained to me that he accidentally got his neck caught up in some wires on his wall and couldn't get himself out of them

bearing in mind he was like 14 and not some 5 year old

>>39219793
I guess because I have nowhere else to express myself. Not like I have any irl friends to help me or anything

eating the asda chicken fajita pizza,

added a extra bag of grated cheese to it.

>>39219893
Did it ever cross your mind that it could of been a suicide attempt

>>39219817
>>39219893

desu that sounds to me like he hanged himself on purpose and his family passed it off as an accident

>>39219817
Well that's fair enough but you can't get angry when people have disgust at your failures.

>>39219893
You know asphyxiation is one of the worst ways to die? And he was only 14?
Oh well, it made me laff for a brief moment until I found out he was 14.

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>>39219878
kek'd

You think I applied to 'Penishouse' for no reason?

https://thetab.com/uk/cambridge/2010/08/28/undercover-the-adonian-society-1562

you avatarfags and namefags killed /britfeel/
fucking hate you cunts

maybe it was Autoerotic masturbation

>>39219873
>Surely you can see why it appeals?

I dunno how it works there (I was also rejected from Oxbridge) but I went to a uni with a lot of really posh people and it was just a cunt not being able to afford the stuff they had, and not being able to go skiing at reading week when they invited you and all that.

I reckon at Oxford the people you'd actually end up being mates with would eat in the informal dining hall 99% of the time.

>>39219959

how did we 'kill' britfeel?

>>39219932
>>39219935
nah it wasn't suicide. last I heard a couple weeks ago the old bill were going through his phone because he was talking to his mates at the time so I can only imagine the banter the lads thought he was having with them over snapchat when he was asking for an ambulance with a picture of his purple face

>>39219959
They've been here for nearly a year now

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All I ever wanted was an older tutor too have a forbidden homoerotic relationship with me and tell me how much he loves me while he tosses me off under the moonlit trees of Cambridgeshire.

Now I'll never have any of that. I'll go to some low tier poly and the best I'll have is some drunken make out session with a random guy I meet at freshers.Spending the rest of the year wondering why he never called me back and wondering what could have been.

>>39219974
because there used to be discussion outside of topics like tilde and ebin
it dominates over half of each thread

>>39219978
The police don't investigate "banter " they do investigate suicides and trolling

>>39220038
of course they investigate what's on the phone when it's being used at the time of death, silly lad

I dreamed of going 'punting down the cam' for many years. I had saved up 500 quid specifically for a notorious male escort by the riverside. Now I'll have to settle for some low grade street worker that I find walking down the banks of the River Avon

>>39220008
>dosnt like people talking about ebin
>is talking about ebin

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What are the odds I'll go and see what freshers is about and find a qt girl willing to go off with me lads despite me looking like casper and likely like I could potentially scream out "HEY YOU GUYS" at any moment

got addicted to nicotine again ffs lads

>>39219984

The whining has been too

>>39220082
I do like you mate but any more of this normies talk and i swear ill off myself.

>>39219957
They still do punting in Bristol lad. There's also a vibrant gay scene.

>>39220055
He died?
Originally

>>39218591
Ebin since I like the blog

>>39220106
he means it wasnt suicide but it happened accidentally
learn some fucking reading comprehension

>>39220091
haha not again

>>39219987
and there we go. tbqh, i think i'm prolly very similar to you lad.

>>39220082
>tfw will be going to freshers on crutches

I wish I could have gone to university, even a shit one.

When I did my a-levels a few years ago I spent most of my time in hospital and later failed them all, feel pretty inadequate.

Tilde
BritNormie
Shipanon
Foxanon
Moni
various other anons

the list of pro-ebin people grows by the day

>>39220096
I actually can remember what it was like before them
>>39220130
I still think it was suicide

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>>39220099
I'm sorry anon :(
>>39220137
I don't think I'll really check it out too much, maybe a day to pickup all the freebies and see if I can try and assimilate but otherwise it seems boring and I'd rather sit in my room playing vidya or watching weebtoons

Not happy about having to drive four hours up north for this resit, at least I'm on holiday the day after.

>>39220159
Foxxlad is pro-ebin?

>>39220185

perhaps not as strongly as other people, but he has said he encouraged ebin to take up speedcubing as it's a good way of focusing your energy and reduces boredom

>>39220170
If you don't go to freshers you'll regret it lad, take it from me, I'm in my third year and have 0 friends

>>39220225
Its almost as if the opinions of a diverse group of people towards on particular person can't be accurately summed up as simply "pro" or "anti"

>>39220225
Being kind to other anons does not mean you are "on their side" I think theres lots of anons who don't mind mouldylocks when hes being nice but when hes shitting up the thread by stirring drama or something then everyone gets fucked off
he cant understand his own pitfalls and refuses to face them and projects onto others
maybe he does and is trying to but going slow i dont know