Is this worthy of impressing stacy?

bump mods please delete this /b/ shit

Mods do your job goddamn

>>39217226
Yes definitely. Great job, anon.

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>>39217226
>being so proud of your turd that you have to post it on the internet
If I was a Stacy I would be impressed

>>39217226
Just imagine, a cock that big could have been up your ass.

>>39217270
>>39217279
OPs shitpost is better than 99% of threads posted here on a daily basis and it's not breaking any rules. Kill yourselves.

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>>39217226
>tfw regular constipation fuck knows why
I envy that guy so much right now.

>>39217226
I remember in 6th grade science camp a guy laid a turd so big it went in a circle around the bowl above the water. He was so proud he showed everyone and didn't flush it for 3 days.

>>39217384
So you like looking at people's shit? weird af my guy

>>39217226
Just send her that and say
>it looks like my dick lol
She'll get horny as fuck, guaranteed.

>>39217423
Then hide the thread if you don't like it you stupid mongoloid

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>>39217423
Not him, but you have to admit, that turd is impressive.

>>39217472
i did, just saying it's weird to like looking at people's shit lmao

@39217503
>hide a thread
>still post in it

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>>39217226
Hey that's my shit!! I posted it a few days ago talking about high fiber diets. Here's some more of my handywork

>>39217226
How far up your back is your anus to even get it that close to the back edge of the pan?

>>39217547
gayyyy go google image some turds you weirdo

>>39217564
How do you fit them side by side in the pipe like that? My turds always go single file.

>>39217599
> weirdo
You need to get off this board, now

>>39217608
They're usually so big that they bust up on impact and end up side by side. They come out with such force that they shatter themselves

>>39217613
yet you like looking at turds aahahahha faggot

>>39217608
You clamp your asshole shut midway through your shit, then shimmy your ass a little to the side and let the rest out.

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>>39217630
>aahahahha
Like I said, get the fuck off my board

>>39217454
Amateur, you need to send her a pic of your dick and say it looks like your turd.

>>39217226

Lmao I did that in my job I tried to flush it several times just to see him dancing in the toilet I gave up and went outside just to see a guy waiting for his turn to enter. I bet he got jealous and angry.

>>39217733
Next time at work if I shit like this I will leave it for the next unsuspecting victim

This is better than the femfag threads now. You can't deny that.

Stop shitposting.

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