Who fell for the practice gf meme?

>>39216889
Verily, good sir, I do decree
Only date a girl you find a hottie
For if you find ugly on the spot
You find that she is still a thot
Whose soul foul and face more cruel
Your once free spirit under her rule
Nay, be like other robots, pure and chaste
And once tfw no gf feels have passed
Woman's trechary poked out Samson's eyes
And sold Adam to the serpant's lies
But you are already bedded woth a whore
So begone, normie, and return no more

>>39216889
>>Can't even have vaginal sex because it's too painfull for her(We'll try lube next time)
>next time
>know her for 2 months

You already lost the game.

>>39216889
Gtfo off this board normie

>>39217032
Best post I've read this year, 10/10

>>39217073
Becuse we didn't know what to do, her gynecologist told her to try lube.
I don't get why did I lost
>>39217075
I was robot/failed normie before, just 2 months ago
>tfw I used to tell normies to GTFO

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>>39216889
>chestless
>no attraction

wtf is wrong with you chad. flat is top tier

>>39217032
Efff peee beee peee

>>39217032

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>>39217186
I liked this pic.

Are you sure you just don't attracted to 2D chestless?

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>>39217227
2D>3D but even with 3DPD flat is still top tier

>>39217299
>>39217227
>>39217186
faggots or pedo's

>>39217459
Hey, just because I like my girls with a flat chest and penis doesn't mean I like guys, ok?

>>39216889
>>Can't even have vaginal sex because it's too painfull for her
Shes lying to you faggot she either getting dick on the side or wants you o buy the im too tight meme.

>>39217884
She's definitely not lying, I know that.
She's too destructive(not sure if it's the right word for it) for very active social life/ too depressed
I'm also her first bf(and she is mine). and she never masturbated with inserting fingers or anything And I know she loves me back.
Or bearly masturbated at all

>>39216889
seriously, pump her and dump her as soon as possible. BPD means one pariticular thing: shes gonna get to the point where she randomly decides that you ruined her life and starts ruining yours in return. I knew a bunch of of those people, they really can't help it. Shittiest disorder of them all, a shizphrenic might have it worse but at least hes not garbage by default

>>39218029
Are you circumcised OP?

xcvc

>>39216889
I did but its better than no gf
>fat(not in her ass and tits either sadly)
>alright face
>both virgins

I have this feeling i whould cheat on her in a second if i had options and she feels the same way, but beyond that she is a sweet girl.

Yeah I bought into the meme and really fucked up.

>Believe the idea of a practice gf
>Just go for the lowest, but available woman I can find
>End up going with a much older, unattractive mexican lady
>Pretty unpleasant being together but it's better than nothing right?
>She gets pregnant

Now we're together, so much for practice.

>>39218297
To clarify, i feel that isn't that attracted to me and is also using me because she has no other options.

>>39218338
Dios mio ese youve got to go when the walls built

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>>39218244
Yes, But I don't think it's related Because even fingers hurts her.

>>39218297
I agree it's better than no gf at all.

>>39218338
>but it's better than nothing right?
I wanted to agree with you but then you said she was pregnant.

>>39218387
I'm white and a citizen.

>>39218426
It's a pretty crap situation. The only positive is, she's devoted and a good homemaker. Otherwise, I fucked myself.

>>39217032
fpbp
originally ignore this spoiler please

>>39218426
You need her to try masturbating and inserting or you have to tear shit apart down there when you fuck her.

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boo fucking hoo normalslime

>>39217032
Underrated post desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

>>39218632
Desu take a stinky mona-dookie on my chestu

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>>39217459
kys asshole
>>39217822
actual faggot