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Going to tell my oneitis I like her in a couple of hours

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>be khv
>friends with girl from uni for a couple years
>she's very sweet and funny
>love being around her more than anyone else
>will hug me when we meet and stuff, only girl who's treated me like that
>broke up with bf last year
>gets devasted
>comes to talk to me because only I'm beta enough to listen
>we end up getting closer over the months
>says she can tell me anything, constantly touches me
>lose handholding virginity
>basically fall for her pretty fucking hard
>didn't say anything because beta
>have to watch her go to normie parties and hook up with literal turbochads
>this has been going on for a year
I'm not running away anymore. Today I will either get the woman of my dreams...or (most likely) lose my best friend and fall deeper into depression. Keep thread alive and I will post results.
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Go get her
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>>39216829
Godspeed anon, give her one from me
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godspeed comrade, either you become normie or you kys tonight, either way we lost a robot this evening

F
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>>39216829
>have to watch her go to normie parties and hook up with literal turbochads
oh no

we already know what will happen
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>>39216829
>Going to tell my oneitis I like her
This never works anon. But I know you have reached the point where you no longer care. You may do it, but if she doesn't immediately run into your arms, you must realize that this won't change. Nothing will change her view of you as a friend, and trying to become more than a friend after a confession will only hurt you more.
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>>39217249
B-but I have an emotional conection with her that Chad could never have!

Really though, I know my chances are bad and I'm probably not attractive enough to be with her her, but I feel like if I don't do this now I will be a coward for the rest of my life.

>>39217579
I know anon, I think this kind of thing only ever works in movies. I just hope we can stay friends after that, or I will be very alone.
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People of /r9k/, lend OP your energy!
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>It's a robot gets rejected episode
Sick of this rerun.
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>>39216829
Good luck anon.
Pls keep this thread alive so we know how it went.
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>>39216829
Go get her, tiger.

Or
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you know this never works, right?
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>>39216829
Godspeed my man. Post results i realy want to know what happend
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Take that hoe to Flavertown
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>>39216829
Dont do it OP. Just try to kiss her when she's crying next time.
She would literally let 100 guys like you die if only she could get 1 Chad to love her.
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Go get her boyo.
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GODSPEED FRIEND
DO WHAT THE REST OF US COULD NOT
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>>39216829
post a pic of her if she rejects you
good luck, your gonna need it
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>>39216829
Don't fuck up annon
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>>39216829
Good luck man, I hope by the time you return you're no longer a robot. God speed my dude
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I'm in the same situation, except I waited too long and lost my chance.
Gopher it. Let your desires for 3D WAIFU eclipse your fear of rejection.
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>>39216829
You're gonna get rejected and end up coming back here in tears and feeling even worse.
Why do you people keep falling for the 3d meme? Why do you delude yourselves into thinking a woman will like you, a robot?

Don't say we didn't warn you. You're walking into a literal trap but your emotions seem to have taken control of your mind.
All I can say really is, don't kill yourself when she tells you you're not Chad enough for her.
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GOOD LUCK ANON-SAN

I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>39218456
>3D WAIFU
>3D
>WAIFU
god fucking kill yourself, please. You are the most cancerous fuck ever.
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>>39218458
A girl likes me of all people.
I'm sure a girl can like him too, maybe not this one, maybe the next one or the one after that.
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>>39216829
You can do it, robot. Not that you'll be a robot for much longer.
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>>39218494
>A girl likes me of all people.
Then why are you here? You obviously aren't a robot.
Go fuck your fucking gf, normalshit.
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>>39216829
Godspeed to you anon, do what we couldn't and die a happy robot
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Keep us posted anon desu fampai
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>>39218529
>Then why are you here?
Depression
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>>39216829
It will happen , dont accept failure , channel all your energy into your fucking heart, you were meant to feel, feel alive feel the pain
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OP here. She rejected me
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>>39218576
>has gf
>"woe is me im so sad :((("
are you joking or something?
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She sent me a message that she's going to be half a hour late and I will have only 30 mins to talk to her before she needs to take the bus home, so I guess I will have to speedrun it. She said she skipped work today, hope she won't be late because she went on a date or some shit, that would be fucking depressing.

>>39218458
I'm done living in Chad's shadow. If she doesn't want me, at least I will prove myself that I can do it.
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>>39218603
Nope, I get depressed when I get close to someone because of what I saw and done (or rather did not do) in the past
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>>39218605
That's gonna be a very uncomfortable 30 minutes of her rejecting you and you crying in front of her.
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>>39218605
Whatever happens anon, you'll be fine. You'll survive either way
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>>39216829

this is how I imagine your face OP
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>>39216829
sending toughts prayers and positive energy anon!
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>>39218605
Post pictures with timestamp when she breaks your heart and your devastated in tears desu ~
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>>39218605
Tripfag yourself, OP
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Never use a tripcode. Is this good?

I'm surprinsingly calm right now, just gotta kill some time.
>>39218669
Thia guy is better looking than me desu
>>39218678
Not /soc/
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>>39218838
If anything this will at least teach you why to never fall for the vaginal jew
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>>39217615
it's never good to let yourself fester and rot in a situation of unrequited love. it will destroy you. so what you're doing is good. you either have to confess or find some excuse to break off contact with her. there's no pretending you'll ever be able to accept the friendzone either, so don't let her do that if you get rejected.
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>>39216829
Has she been with a black man desu? If she has its all over desu ~
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>>39218838

Godspeed OP - you'll be fine lad.
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>>39216829
Go Anon, you can do it. It's awkward as hell and you'll feel like you wanna vomit but just power through it. You'll feel better once it's out there. Be sure to come back when you get a chance and post about what happened. I'm rooting for you!
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>>39218481
Edgier than a teenage atheist at a Christian concert
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>>39218605
Really bad timing to ask her out. Post-pone.
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>>39219045
I can just smell the normie in this reply
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>>39216829
>>have to watch her go to normie parties and hook up with literal turbochads
She doesn't like you. Don't say you like her, just try to fuck her. She's a used up whore
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>>39219081
Nah I'm just tired of all the negativity on here. A lot of anons can use encouragement. I want to help them, even if it's with a short post telling them to keep going.
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>>39219045
>>39219124
nah, you're just an emotional normalfag
no need to hide it, but you really should go back to your normie site
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OP I feel it... Something in my heart says she will say yes

You dont have to trust me.. but please i just know this.
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>>39219124
Optimism is what could save this board
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OP is overdue.
10 bucks that he killed himself.
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>>39219139
Just because I want to die doesn't mean I want others to suffer, anon. That's a pretty bleak outlook.
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>>39219124
Your lifes not gonna get any better faggot, you should just leave here let us wallow n
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>>39219124
Do you mean what you say?
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I went through rejection doing this, but know that every heart soul and mind on this board is wanting your success. OP OP OP!
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>>39219146
For OP's sake, lets hope so.
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OP, we got you bruh. I might just stay up for the answer.
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OP sitrep?
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>>39218912
Yeah, it really was driving me insane. I would like to try and remain friends, though... I fell like it will be easier if I'm at least sure that we're not getting together. The doubt of whether it could happen would never let me move on.

>>39219103
I think she only goes out with these guys because she feels lonely. Nobody is perfect anon, and I wouldn't her to judge me for shit I have done in the past either.

>>39219146
Are you sure you're not just having a heart attack? Go get that checked out, man.
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God speed OP. I have a feeling you'll fail as most robots are doomed to, but I'm still routing for you.
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op which country are you from my man
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>>39219175
he'll have to learn the hard way that roasties dont want robots.
>>39219146
kill yourself fucking manipulative norman
>>39219164
why delude or trick others into thinking events will turn out a certain way even though you know they wont? that just sounds sort of evil in my book
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Fuck you OP, if I can't be happy neither can you. I hope she says no.
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>>39219167
I'm not going to leave you here to suffer. I'm going to do what little I can to help. Sometimes people just need a little positive encouragement.

>>39219172
Of course I do, it wouldn't mean anything if it was a lie.

>>39219237
People have more control over their lives than they think. If they believe something in their life will go badly, they may try to sabotage it subconsciously. But if they have even a bit of genuine hope, maybe things will turn out better.
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>>39219215
>I think she only goes out with these guys because she feels lonely. Nobody is perfect anon, and I wouldn't her to judge me for shit I have done in the past either.
So? If she liked you and was lonely, she would've already made a move. Do you not realize you're just an emotional tampon? She doesn't find you sexually appealing
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>>39216829
Tips to get her
Don't tell her that you love her before relationship, never works, be as close as possible and keep eye contact, around 80% of the time, but not like creep, and lean for a kiss for perfect moment, this has worked for me hopefully it will for you too
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>>39219276
is it really even a question at this point?
this girl sleeps around like a fucking whore. she's a stacy thirsty for chads cock.
she's gonna reject him and break this anons little pedestal image of her.
>>39219280
Hope is just an emotional delusion that nearly always leads to disappointment.
Life isn't a fucking sitcom or fantasy.
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>>39216829
You can do it. It'll be sad if you two have that kind of relationship and don't end up together.
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>>39219215
>I think she only goes out with these guys because she feels lonely. Nobody is perfect anon, and I wouldn't her to judge me for shit I have done in the past either.
You're defending a whore.
I honestly hope you realize this. You're white-knighting your average run of the mill Stacy who sleeps around with every Chad she sees and convince yourself it's because "she's lonely" and not the obvious reality that she's just another fucking roastie slut.
God I hope this bitch redpills you on women. You seriously need it.
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I hope she fucking humiliates you you useless normie little cuck
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>>39219280
Everyone who tells me they care they lie lie lie, i don't deserve to suffer, why does god punish us for wanting to love
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>>39216829
>fall deeper into depression
Hello youngun, the depression from onitis depression isn't that bad. It lasts for a month or two and then things become mostly normal again.

Since you are unifag this is a good time to do it. If she rejects you at least you will have a new semester to distract you.

Good luck to you
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>>39218605
>If she doesn't want me, at least I will prove myself that I can do it.
Godspeed anon
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>>39219344
>God I hope this bitch redpills you on women. You seriously need it.
Have to agree with pessimismanon on this one. Every man needs at least one really bad heartbreak to open his eyes to the vaginal jew
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>>39219353
>why does god punish us for wanting to love
It's not God, it's nature.
You have shit genes. You're a robot. You don't have good looks to give you the confidence to have an attractive to engaging personality. You have no hobbies or interests other women are into because since you were rejected in your youth for not being normal, you indulged in individualist hobbies like vidya or movies or anime. No woman wants some socially stunted loser who stays in his room all day.
This has nothing to do with God but EVERYTHING to do with genes and environment.
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>>39219346
we are talking about Op, not you anon
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>>39219387
10/10 post my guy
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WHERE'S THE UPDATE OP
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>>39219215
>I would like to try and remain friends, though...
don't underestimate how difficult it is to deliberately fall out of love with someone you remain close to, especially when they haven't changed or done anything wrong. you might try to convince yourself you just want to maintain the friendship when in reality you're a cuck desperate for her continued second-rate attention/affection.
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OP OP OP!
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>>39219344

>get gf once
>literally confirms everything the internet told me about female nature
>realise one more relationship would probably be enough to make me anhero and know i gotta redpill it till i die
>despite this know she's still a wonderfully kind and beautiful human being underneath the "insatiable whore" instinct
>still madly in love with her to this day

this guy is right. it was one hell of a ride but overall not worth it. if you're anything like me (i.e. social invalid) then avoid women
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>>39219411
This, you can't be friends with someone who rejects you, opee. You either win it all or lose everything
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>>39219363
I have been depressed since high school grandpa, I have been trying to get my shit together this year. Even got on antidepressants and shit. Hasn't really helped so far.
>>39219368
Think Nietzsche went through this with Lou Salome?
>>39219405
I'm waiting for her to message me. Hope she can make it.
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>>39219387
If becoming a normie or. chad and divorcing myself from happiness of being myself is the only way to get love than id rather take a glock to the face and make a brain slushie
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>>39219411
>OP honestly thinks he can be friends with a girl who rejected him
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>>39219434

You can't be friends with someone you have strong romantic feelings for either. From a practical point of view it's a good gamble for OP.
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>>39218529
Go make love to your hentai. OP said he was kv. No need to gatekeep so hard on people like op. If things work out you can tell him to fuck off at that point.
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oh it's the 'OP tries to get a stacy and fails miserably' episode again
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>>39219310
You're right, it's not a sitcom or fantasy. But personal perception can influence a lot. Just because it's not scripted doesn't mean happiness isn't achievable. Why are you so negative, anon? What happened?

>>39219353
I care, anon. I care about a lot of people. I'm not lying about that. I want you to be happy, and proud of yourself for achieving the goals you set.
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>>39219452
You haven't figured this out already?
When people say "be yourself" they really mean be Chad.
You will never get a girl to pay attention to you, let alone like you, by being a robot. You HAVE to be Chad, and that usually means losing your entire self-identity.
Suicide IS preferable.
>>39219458
I'm telling him to fuck off because he's already received attention from a female, enough to even get her phone number. He's a fucking normie who's so deluded that he puts a literal whore on a pedestal and defends her at every point.
I have no sympathy for people like him. I hope this roastie breaks his heart so he finally knows why to avoid the vaginal jew like the fucking plague it is.
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You're going to die, don't do this, you will fail, save yourself the humiliation
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>>39219453

To be fair my ex girlfriend had pretty much exclusively male friends (yes she was a slut I'm not stupid) and she had rejected pretty much (almost) every single one of them at some prior point. It didn't bother her that much because she was used to it and preferred to keep them around as orbiters regardless
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>>39219462
what are averages without the occasional postitive outlier? I say use meme magic to get OP a gf.
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>>39219487
You don't really care, you're just saying these things to anons you don't even know because you want to see yourself as a compassionate human being. Is it working?
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>>39219071
I agree bad timing as well. A smart commander waits for the right advantages. You should wait for the right time too.
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>>39219487
>Just because it's not scripted doesn't mean happiness isn't achievable.
I never said it isn't achievable. It's just near-impossible to achieve IF you're a robot.
>Why are you so negative, anon?
Why the fuck do you think I'm here, on this board? My entire life I've been shit on by virtually everybody.
>>39219506
Fair point. They don't want friends, just orbiters to feed them attention and money when needed. Fucking toxic leeches, and we call these things human?
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Big tip for you here anon. If she says no, which is pretty likely since when put on the spot most will say no unless they're super into you, don't, I repeat don't spaz out.
Just say your cool and excuse yourself, she's gonna need some time to mull it over, that's when you can start working on her.
You have to stay friends and get through the weird bit, then in the future she'll know the score and you can be a bit more upfront about wanting to get with her.
She might just need some time to come round, every girl I dated was not really enthusiastic about going out with me at first, but over time I had some good relationships.
Just don't spaz out and never talk to her again.
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Alright boys, she is coming. Wish me luck!
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>>39219502
"Yourself" is just memories and a consciousness at single point in time trying to arrange them into a coherent identity. Why do you value it so? Cast it aside and grow beyond your preconceived boundaries of self.
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>>39219549
Where did my trip go last time?

She's still coming.
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>>39218456
>eclipse
:^)
Is that supposed to be a reference
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>>39219549
LES GOOOOOOO!! Concentrated prayer has been proven to help people recover faster, our thoughts can help OP
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>>39219487
>I care, anon. I care about a lot of people.
This is how I know you're lying.
People don't actually, genuinely fucking give a damn about each other, ESPECIALLY over a fucking computer screen.
You're just playing yourself up to that one "compassionate and supportive anon!" in these types of threads. Maybe it feeds your ego or something, but don't say you actually care about others. No one does. You just tell yourself you do to make yourself feel better.
>>39219551
I don't value it at all. I just don't want to be a mouth-breathing airheaded idiot just to put my dick into an STD ridden floppy axe wound.
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>>39219549

>Wish me luck!

I wish you the saddening rejection you are going to get. Godspeed anon.
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>>39219588
>I dont care
Do you live in Texas anon, I'd be willing to meet up
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>>39219514
I'd gladly get to know you. Names on here defeat the purpose though. If you need a friend, post contact info. I'll gladly talk to you and listen, anon.

>>39219536
I know you're negative for a reason, that's why I asked what it is.
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>>39218602
ur obviously not OP stfu
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>>39219620
This anon just cracked the fucking Davinci Code
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>>39219609
I don't. And even if I did, I don't want to be around a fucking normalfag/failed normie.
>>39219617
And I told you what it was.
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>>39219588
I do care. And I think you care about other people too, or at least you did at some point. I want to help people and see them be happy. I never meant to be even noticed in this thread, I just wanted to encourage OP.
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>>39219549
Part of me wants to wish you well but at the same time this thread would be more fun if you got rejected
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Does anyone else have 5 inch long nipples or is it just me?
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C'mon dude, for once this week I'm actually excited
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>>39219664
>I want to help people and see them be happy.
You're on the wrong board if you want to see/make people be happy, anon. The worst one in fact/
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>>39216829
>hook up with literal turbo chads
>still being in love with a disgusting degenerate slut like that
Nigger...
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>>39219502
>I'm telling him to fuck off because he's already received attention from a female, enough to even get her phone number.
Getting attention from a roastie doesn't mean shit. She's just using him as an emotional tampon so she can fuck more chads without feeling lonely. Doesn't make him a normalfag.
>Puts a literal[sic] whore on a pedestal
True but some things you have to learn by experience.
>hope this roastie breaks his heart
Show some compassion. We know this is what will happen to OP but I still wouldn't wish it on him.
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>>39219632
You're right, you did tell me. I made the assumption that there was more to it, I'm sorry. But not everybody is going to shit on you, I hope you know that on some level.

>>39219700
I think I'm exactly where I should be
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>>39216829
>watches her initiate coitus with chads
>is basically her gay friend
>still wants to tell her he loves her
You better slowly distance yourself from that disgusting degenerate.
Don't be another orbiter who makes yet another roastie feel more desired, just abandon her, you hear me? Do it or I swear I will call in an airstrike on your ass.
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>>39219754
>Doesn't make him a normalfag.
You're right. It's even worse. it makes him an orbiting cuck
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>>39219588
>projecting this hard
originialio
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>>39219451
>Think Nietzsche went through this with Lou Salome?
Not the same guy, but I would imagine so. Salome was a 19th-century textbook Stacy considering she banged so many other guys but refused Nietzsche's marriage proposal. Additionally, she had a falling out with Nietzsche which fucked up his relationship with his friend Paul Ree who was fucking Salome and was the guy who introduced Nietzsche to her in the first place. Anyway, we're all (or at least most of us are) rooting for you anon, but if she rejects you, please don't go insane and talk to horses on the streets of Turin. When are you going to tell her?
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>>39219451
I mean that the added depression from rejection isn't that much worse than regular depression. Sounds like your mind is trying to protect itself, lol.
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I was in a similiar situation, OP. I tried breaking out of the friendzone over and over and ended up just cutting off all contact so I wouldn't have to watch my oneitis fall for normies.

That was 11 years ago, and I love her just as much now as I did then.

I hope things go better for you.
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>>39219353
In order for something to punish us, it'd have to be real first. It's fucking Roasties that are punishing us
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>>39219791
This. Roasties can get away with their obscene behavior because they know they ALWAYS have a beta orbiter to fall back on. Once upon a time, men let degenerate whores fend for themselves and didn't give them money or attention. That made whoring around an unviable lifestyle, so most women didn't do it. Now being a whore is easy because men no longer shame women for doing it. Beta orbiters are worse than the women they enable desu
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I believe in you anon, you can do this!
your comment was not originalyour comment was not original
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>>39219853
>Beta orbiters are worse than the women they enable desu
This is the ultimate redpill.
Women only have power so long as betas fucking allow them to by showering them in money, attention, "rights", etc.
Stop giving women attention and money for their whorish deeds and degeneracy will fucking die off over night.
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POST THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXsmGSnq3lE
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>>39219791
>orbiters worse than normalfags.
Again, you are right. But OP is young. How is he supposed to realize this without experiencing it?
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>>39219889
So you've never orbited?
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>>39219961
Not that anon but I've orbited and I'll never make that mistake again. I still feel repulsed by my behavior
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I hope to the firmament and beyond that she likes OP and has only ever wanted to hold his hand and share herself with him.

Shit OP I'm hoping for the best for you!
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>"I'm sorry but I only see you was a friend"
>"I wish I could though, we have such a great relationship"
Yep, guess that was to be expected. She did receive it pretty well though, wasn't embarassed or anything. We're still friends.

I don't feel very good right now... I can't even become an hero, because I wouldn't want her to live with the guilt.

At least I tried, I guess. Hope I can fall out of love with her. Man, she looked beautiful today.
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OP is feeling numbness. Either from the sadness of rejection or the extatic feeling of actually getting the girl
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>>39220047
stop wasting your time anon, you won't fall out of love if you fucking keep seeing her
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>>39220047
Now you fucking know.
The vaginal jew is a meme.
I'm hopeful you're a better man now after this.
Either embrace waifuhood or give up on women all together. They aren't fucking worth it man.
Godspeed from here on out.
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>>39220047
well fuck

origami origninalio
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>>39220047
>you sit in a dark room quietly jerking off to traps
>she gets gang banged at a beach party y 20 blacks
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>>39220047
This is still a personal victory. You did it, you went through with it and told her. Be proud of yourself for that.
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>>39220047
>"I'm sorry but I only see you was a friend"
>"I wish I could though, we have such a great relationship"
meanwhile she's about to head out to town and fuck the first chad she sees at the local bar
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>>39220047
called it.

start seeking other women and ignore her. it'll just be weird still hangin around with her now.

seriously, stop orbiting her
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>>39220047
Just an hero man, I wish I had the balls to do that when I got rejected. Let her live with the guilt, more than likely though if you did die she'd forget you in 2 weeks
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>>39220047
Why'd you change your name OP? Are you actually not OP?
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>>39220114
>>39220047
this, now work on improving yourself. Find someone better. Make her wish she had stuck with you
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>>39220126
>start seeking other women
stop seeking women entirely
they're all fucking whores
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>>39220047
>She did receive it pretty well though, wasn't embarassed or anything. We're still friends.

It's because she's been expecting it to happen for ages and had her pre-scripted response ready, just waiting to get the awkwardness of it out the way. She was glad to give you a final word so the question could be closed.

Now cut all contact before it pains you too much and you end up doing that anyway.
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>>39220047
Get out of there now you goddamn fool. You have lost; you lost the moment she laid eyes on you. She doesn't give a shit about you.
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>>39220047
Congratulations. Now fucking drop her ass. No more contact. Don't do this "friends"/orbiting bullshit or you're not welcome here ever again.
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>>39220047
good job doing it anon
I know the feels, now just make your choice (even though the best would be slowly stopping talking to her) and be redpilled so you can become redpilled chad
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>>39220047
Are you fucking kidding? goddamn
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>>39220131
It's the same trip throughout
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>>39220047
Not only is this fake but it's also gay
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>>39220047
move on lad. drop her and forget it, leave her for the Chads. don't let this damage whatever self-esteem you have in you. it took some guts to do what you did, so try to feel confident.
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>>39216829
i hope you never come back here
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>>39220047
>We're still friends.
Stop. Stop fucking torturing yourself. Stop making yourself watch her get railed by the night by different men.
Drop her man. For your fucking good for God's sake
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I'd suggest cutting all contact, for the time being, at least. It'll only hurt more to try and stick around
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>>39220186
this, something most anons on tehis board might not know. The moment you meet and interact a women you have to make a decision. Will she be a friend or partner? If you want a partner, start flirting keeping a confident aura, even when she ignores you. Dont pester her, this shows your desperate. Just say some comment and when she eventually responds positivly start hitting it off
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>>39220047
There was zero chance this ending any other way. She will now drift away from you.

You fucked up by being her beta friend for two years
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>>39220047
Lesson for all robots. If you've been chasing after a girl for a year or even a month you have no chance. You're as about as sexually attractive to her as a fat girl is to you.

Sorry life is not like anime, she's not going to suddenly realise you were actually the right guy for her all along. She's waiting for a Chad to come along and ravish her.

Believe me, I've learned this the hard way.
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>>39220111
Trips of truth OP. You know that's what you're life will become.
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>>39220047
Sorry to hear that man. Don't cut contact man, there is a small chance that she'll realize that you are the one for her and take it all back. I know from personal experience unlike all of these other assholes who tell you to ghost her. Even if she doesn't change her mind, you'd still have a great friend.
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>>39220047
NO. YOU TWO WERE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
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>>39220303
>Don't cut contact man, there is a small chance that she'll realize that you are the one for her and take it all back
holy shit life isn't a fucking anime you beta.
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>>39220111

Nice triples anon

>She lets you know she sees you as a friend

>Chad's thundercock delights her to no end
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>>39220303
This anon is a lying sack of shit.
>I know from personal experience
So do I, fucker, and there is NO chance here. Stop filling OP with false hope, you sound like a roastie.
OP, if you want a friend, find a nice group of guys. Women are fucking worthless as friends, trust me
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>>39220303
You're a normalfag living in the just world delusion.,
That girl is a fucking slut. She doesn't give a single fuck about OP, only Chad.
>You'd still have a great friend
God you're such a cuck.
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>>39220329

>You tell the chan about your lonely feels

>She moistens at the sight of Chad's abs of steel
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>>39220047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvNzuj79jRM
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>>39220376
>She doesn't love you, you ask God why
>She licks her lips as Chad grips her thigh
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>>39220376

OP made his stand. OP fell. This is now virgin couplet thread to commemorate his endeavor

>Cucks tell you that to orbit is an acceptable thing to do

>She gags on ropes of Chad's seminal goo
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>>39220351
>>39220368
>>39220321
It's called optimism you dumb cunts, maybe you wouldn't be so miserable if you had even a little bit.
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>>39220426
There's a line between optimism and delusion, bucko. You've crossed it.
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>>39220047
Is there even a single fucking person that didn't see this coming?
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>>39220426
optimism =/= delusion
normie fuck
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>>39220404
>>39220376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1VYPGtbmc
orgiano
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>>39220404

>You reminisce about the time she gave you a hug

>She spreads her legs for Chad on his living room rug
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>>39220442
this, optimism was thinking she would say yes. Deslusion is thinking she will say yes without some huge event/change in OP
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>>39220047
Ahahahahaha OP actually dared to think that life might give him a break from a lifetime of failure. You'll never escape being a robot.
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>>39220426

Optimism, as normies tend to see it, is just delusion. It's hope for the best and prepare for the worst, not "make all your decisions as if only the best could possibly happen"
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>>39220442
>>39220452
I said there's a small chance, I never said it's guaranteed.
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>>39220467
fuck this guy, you cant get her OP, but you can improve yourself and become normie
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>>39220303
>just keep orbiting, it might work out!
get out roastie
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>>39220047
Soon she'll be letting CHAD plough her in every hole, something that you'll never feel OP. You'll never know what her sweet body feels like.
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>>39220488
>but you can improve yourself and become normie
god you people are so fucking delusional
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>>39220504
no because I have seen it
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>>39220459
>You made her a gift with a handwritten note
>Chad covers her in a slimy white coat
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>>39220510
if you can "become" a normie, you weren't a robot to begin with.
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>>39220484
>Small chance
There is no chance. None. Zero.
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>>39216829
kek, you are here orbiter, we have seen similar stories before, women treat you like emotional tampon, call when they feel sad and shit, but when it comes to dicking then some selfish chad is pumping her.

You must be sure if she sees you as someone who could be her partner or beta tampon cuck friend.

anyway good luck
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>>39220458

>Shits on the cake
I had a hearty kek. But no true robot has had birthday cake since second grade

>You're her closest friend since you were young

>She pleasures Chad in public with her tongue
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>>39220529

>You spend half your paycheck to make her birthday a blast

>The minute she turns eighteen, Chad nuts inside her ass
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>in love with best friend for majority of our relationship
>closest relationship we could possibly have with each other
>tell her i love her and it isn't important to me if she recipricates
>absolutely convinced nothing could go wrong
>tell her
>absoulutely ruins our realationship to the point where we went a full year with no interaction immedietately following.

hehe nothing ventured nothing gained
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>>39219291
Not OP but thank you, this is helpful for me.
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>>39220623
>You tell her your secrets, your hopes, and your dreams
>Chad rips her pussy apart at the seams
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>>39219291
fuck off you chad
you're not welcomed here
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>>39220047
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MAN
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>>39220623
That picture is a high caliber meme
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>>39220581
>You lend her your homework to help with her class
>Chad takes a shit and makes her wipe his ass
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>>39220047
Best off leaving now OP. Go become a Chad or an hero.
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>female friends
this is the real meme here why do you faggots keep doing this
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>>39220047
The exact same thing happened to me as well.
I didn't really want to orbit her, I was her colleague and she was the mentally sane person around. Didn't realize I was in love with her until it was too late. If I tried something from the beginning, it could have worked out.
In the end I'm happy though because just after I told her I loved, I really noticed what a slut she was. Maybe she didn't show because she didn't want to hurt me but she really fucked a lot of guys. And when people started to call her a slut she said to me "Girls also want to have fun" in a sad way. It's the most stupid fucking thing I ever heard.
Why do stacies always lie to themselves?
Just be honest that you are a slut.
I told her, that sometimes if you act like a slut you got to live with the consequences.
Didn't show her any emotions afterwards.
So pretty much how I act around people usually.
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>>39220725
Who is this "you faggots?" 90% of anons ITT are telling him to stop
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>>39220303
Nice try Shlomo but you shall not lead OP further into the ways of cuckoldry.
Back into the oven.
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>>39220697
>She tells you she loves you and she'll always care
>Chad's cock is making her pooper tear
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>>39220623
>You get to her party and pour her some punch
>Chad already ate her pussy for lunch
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>>39216829
Are you me? Fucking Godspeed lad. Having my oneitis over this month and I'll ask her out then. Genuinely happy for you, I know that feel.
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>>39220921
>Having my oneitis over this month and I'll ask her out then.
Don't. OP's already said no and the same is going to happen to you.
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>>39220942
and what would you do?

orginal comment
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>>39220793
>You're too shy to tell her and leave her a note
>Chad puts his seven inch cock in her throat
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>>39220376
>You dream once again, of cuddling with her

>She is still reeling from Chad's orgasmic blur
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>>39221084
Can the end result of this be a sad song on piano
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>>39220047
I knew this was coming but it still hurts to hear. Brings me back to when I confessed to my oneitis, got basically the same response.

>>39220459
delet this
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>>39218912
What this anon said. There's a time in the beginning of a relationship where you slowly flirt and build sexual tension with a girl. Then you eventually need to make a move.

Sitting and limbo for longer than a month can lead to you being led on. This is the worst position to be in for your mental health.

Rejection is easy. It's closure. Being led on for longer than the initial flirting stages is what will kill you.

I'm going to be honest, she probably doesn't see you that way because you never made a move or even communicated your feelings to her. To her you made it seem that you were content with a platonic friendship. Whatever happens today, you will come out a happier man.
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>>39220047
Hey, at least you tried. More than most of us.
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>>39221342
this, you must make up your mind the minute you meet a girl for the first. Having a friend who is a girl is by no means a problem, she can connect you with her friends/ be a wingman. Just know whats done is done and theres no going back from a platonic relationship
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Why do women do this? I mean, seriously, she was, if anon is not lying, holding his hand, what did she expect was going to happen? I thought girls who like "beta orbiting" was just a meme.
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>>39221611
happened to me, girl held hands, then rejected me. Truth is this is a sign she could be into you, but you have to alpha the fuck up and catch her at the right time
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>she promises never to leave you alone
>later that day chad is making her moan
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>you swore to be friends through thick and through thin
>she creams her panties at the sight of chad's chin
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>>39221611
Tbh girls either know that this and don't care that they're baiting a guy on, or they're super young and naive and don't realize that guys have a huge sex drive and are not being kind to them out of goodwill.
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>>39220047
Congrats anon! You are free from your mind.

>we're still friends
I promise you, mentally stronger men have tried. You can not ignore natural urges. You're final step is to cut all contact from her and move on with your life. You will feel better about yourself when you realize you don't need that person in your life to be happy. That will sky rocket your self-esteem and confidence.

You won't look petty or weak. I promise you.
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>>39216829
You don't have feelings for her. You're just lonely and antisocial, so you think her being a regular person to you is feelings, and you think your feelings for her are attraction. This is simple desperation.

No person who liked anyone for real would say shit like "fall deeper into depression". You're threatening this poor girl just because she was nice to you.

If you are actually depressed, and not meme "I'm a virgin so I'm depressed lol" depression, see a doctor. Depression is a real disease.
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>>39220047
Just wait until she tells the real men she fucks. They'll laugh and laugh.
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>>39220047
She uses you for a emotional tampon, faggot. It was obvious.
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>>39218529
>no girl will like you, you're a robot
>>a girl likes me
>then you're not a robot
Literally no true Scotsman
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>>39220047
This isn't love, it's a creepy obsession.
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>>39221641
>>39221666
>You text with her daily to show that you care
>She comes when Chad beats her and pulls out her hair
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>>39221815
>Love is casual
Kill yourself normie filth
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>>39221342
I didn't get feelings for her until years into knowing her, so maybe the same could happen with her. And she was in a relationship beforehand too. I wonder if it would have been different if I looked better. I really tried to improve my looks, even lost a lot weight and got lean, but I guess that wasn't enough.

I don't feel like a happier man right now. I do feel braver; if I can do this, maybe I will be able to overcome my social anxiety one day.

At the same time, I realise now that, before telling her, I at least had hope that something good could happen. Now I don't have anything. Everything I try always goes wrong. Why even get out of bed on the morning?

Well, that's all I had to say boys. Thanks for being with me for this. And remember: the ride never ends.

OP out.
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>>39221854
No love is a two way street.
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>>39221882
At least show us a pic of her, you've got nothing to lose now.
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>>39221882
"Social anxiety" is entirely a choice
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>>39220529
I like this one

dsaj iads
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>>39220047
OP, do NOT listen to
>>39220303

You are not "still friends." Friends are people in a relationship on equal footing with each other.
You are a Stacy and a beta orbiter. Your relationship has a fundamental power imbalance that you will never be able to correct. It will taint everything you do and say to one another.

There's no chance you will fall out of love with her if you stay in contact with her. You'll just be reopening the wound every time you message, call, or see her.

Your best odds of her realizing "that you are the one for her" with you will be using you as a financial provider many years from now when she's hit her wall and can no longer pick up "turbochads."

Cut contact TODAY. Tell that you're sorry, but you can't be continue to be friends under these incredibly awkward and difficult circumstances. Apologize if it helps you feel better about yourself.

The time you waste continuing to orbit her and go to parties with her is time you could spend either getting a girlfriend or a waifu.

You deserve better than this, OP. You deserve friends who make you feel happy, not like becoming an hero. I don't need to know you to know that's how you should feel about yourself.

Stop. Oribiting.
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>>39221882
The self improvement didn't change the outcome. The part where you messed up was the impression you made on her during the very first month of your relationship.

This is how I like to think of the initial flirting stages: a subtle game of "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"

You try to be as indirect and subtle as you can with your attraction to the point of getting sexual with her. If she's not playing that game with you, then you push a little more with the subtle flirting and body language. If she's still not having it then she's clearly not interested. But if she starts to flirt (excellent flowy conversation, body language, talking about her personal stuff with you, talking about rejecting rich guys to make her look desirable, trying to impress you) then keep going.

Once you understand the subtleties of the initial flirting stages, it becomes fun and you become more confident and start practicing this with other girls. That's basically "game" in a nutshell.
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>>39222037
"Schizophrenia" is entirely a choice
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>>39221635
I had a girl send me a pic of her in her bra, then reject me.

Having beta orbiters feels good.
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>>39220047
>I don't feel very good right now
keep trying and if you feel like this again, use it as fuel
you cant be friends btw
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>>39220329
>>39220376
>>39220404
>>39220416
>>39220459
>>39220529
>>39220581
>>39220623
>>39220671
>>39220697
>>39220793
>>39220867
>>39221084
>>39221278
>>39221641
>>39221666
>>39221817
>>39216829 (OP)
Take heed, brave OP
For these are my brothers
We rhyme, spue truth and reeeeeee like no others
>You tell her you love her and she thinks that you're strange
>She swallows Chad's cum in the hope that he'll change
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>>39216829
>have to watch her go to normie parties and hook up with literal turbochads
you're nothing to her. haven't read thread but you obviously killed yourself already.
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>>39222037
water is wet, did you also know that, newton?
fucking dumbass.
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>>39222258
>She tells you that you can still be friends
>Chad and his friends fuck her at both ends
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>>39222037
fuck off brainlet
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>>39222037
No, but beta oribiting is.
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>>39221882
>I didn't get feelings for her until years into knowing her,

Here's another lesson for you. This is exactly the reason why you need to open up to people and become social. So you find out if you're interested in a person asap.
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>>39222258
You hope that you can stay friends with Stacy
Chad's got her modeling something racy
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To any robots who are in a similar situation to the OP post, the correct course of action is to man up and confess. Your life is literally pointless suffering if you hold off on telling the girl.

If she says no then you have to MOVE ON and stop orbiting her. 90% of these situations will end that way, it's worth moving on and not cucking yourself out of future possibilities with girls you still actually have a shot with.

Don't give up on love, but DO give up on a girl if she blatantly rejects you.
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>>39222147
>Cut contact TODAY. Tell that you're sorry, but you can't be continue to be friends under these incredibly awkward and difficult circumstances
This is a very autistic thing to do.
If you have friends that are girls you are not fucking you just treat them as you would a guy friend and just know you can say no to her.
If you've been a beta orbiter, and have been cucked by her and white knighting for her then you need to just stop. If she asks you to do something you'd rather not do just say "Oh sorry, I'm doing something then" if you want to be polite. Most of the time women make terrible friends, but some are OK.
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>>39222445
>the correct course of action is to man up and confess
Ultimately, yes, but less overt is ideal. Women operate on subtext and subtleties and indirectness.

You NEVER want to explicitly tell a girl you like her (pulling the trigger) until you're absolutely certain she will reciprocate. Most women, and men, will sperg out when blind sided like this and most likely default to a hard "no". A hard "no" is the end of the game if you have any shred of dignity.

After some heavy flirting casually casually ask her if she wants to do something. Don't directly use the word "date" or "go out". Maintain the plausible deniability. This is women's bread and butter so she'll know what you're getting at when you ask this. If she gives a hard no you're done. If she says no but suggests another time you're good, but you just need to flirt some more.
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>>39220047
>We're still friends
haha you are so fucking naive
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>>39222445
if you know they're going to reject you, why bother going through the heartache in the first place?
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You are much better off just trying to hang out with her and go on a "date", compliment how she looks when you see her and gauge her reaction. If she becomes friendlier then you are probably in the clear to kiss her. Kissing is normal, even if she says no it won't crush the friendship unless it's very public or she's in a relationship. If she's incredibly nuetral then you can still try to smooch unless she gets stand-offish after the remark.

This works out much better than confessing your love for a girl. This is how Chads are able to fuck girls that don't really want a relationship.
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>>39222624
If you're doing everything correct, rejection is nothing but a slight disappointment. The key is you need to get to the point of rejection as early as possible to avoid devastating yourself. The longer you prolong a rejection, the harder it will hurt.
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>>39222624
If you truly 100% know it you should feel the heartache already. The reason you don't is because you're holding on to a shred of hope in your heart. That hope is going to string you along and waste your life and other opportunities if you don't address it by flying face first into reality and just finding out where you stand with her.

>>39222592
Yes the approach matters I agree with most of what you said. If a date's going well though you can say stuff like "I really like you, you know" though. Flirting is critical and timing helps but in the end if she has legitimate feelings you don't have to wait for the ultra-perfect moment. Also >>39222662 makes a good point you have to down-play it in your mind and be ready to accept either result without losing your shit.
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>>39222680
lol that was me too.

originalprankster
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>>39222318
>>She tells you that you can still be friends
>>Chad and his friends fuck her at both ends
Damn, right in the heart. I know 2 qts that lead me on that both got fucked by multiple guys at once. One of them even had the gall to hang out with me, go fuck them, then comeback and try to be all touchy feely. Luckily one of my boys filled me in and I just left the room
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>>39222445
>To any robots who are in a similar situation to the OP post, the correct course of action is to man up and confess.
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN
Confessing just strokes their ego, especially a girl like op's. Make a move to fuck them, it might be harder than confessing, but you have a higher chance of succeeding.
These women don't view you romantically, but you might be able to fuck if she's had some drink in her
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>>39222680
>If a date's going well though you can say stuff like "I really like you, you know" though

Definitely.

I was more specifically talking about meeting random people by chance though. The first steps before you get to an actual "date".
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>>39220047
Cut her out of your life slowly. Maybe see her one more time if she asks, but don't ask her to hang out yourself. Whatever you do, do NOT, under any circumstances, orbit her. Move on, find a new girl. Once you find a girl in the future, this cunt now will be jealous and you will exact your revenge upon her. Whatever you do, don't continue being friends with her. Doing that only serves to cement the idea in the cunt's mind that no matter what she does she'll always have a limitless supply of beta orbiters to recruit. Let her know your dissatisfaction subtly by getting her out of your life completely. I know it seems hard now, but trust me, I've dealt with plenty of cases of unrequited love. It might not seem like it now, but you'll get over it. Hang in there anon, we're here for you bro.
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>>39220047

A good attempt, bro. I have to thank you for stuff like this, it gives me perspective into my possible relationship plot threads, and makes being forever alone more bearable since you guys are going through it with me.

It wasn't supposed to be this hard. What kind of fucked up reality are we living in.
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>>39222758
Girls get their egos stroked more than enough to begin with. Tackling it purely from the sex angle is not as likely to succeed in letting you form a relationship unless you're semi-chad to begin with.
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>>39222878
>Tackling it purely from the sex angle is not as likely to succeed in letting you form a relationship unless you're semi-chad to begin with.
It is more likely to succeed. These girls don't like their orbiters romantically. If they did, they would be dating them. It's more likely they find you sexually attractive with some liquor in them than them actually liking you. Girls know what they want, that's why never make a move on you
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>>39220047
> tfw she's about to take a big 7 inch cock from someone she doesn't know soon.
> tfw she'll cream all over it and he'll cum on her face.

Not sure how I'd live with myself after knowing these facts. Oh well, bl OP.
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>>39222973
Okay if you're not a virgin and you have skill in bed it might end up being a positive. I don't want to entirely discount your approach, but I still think most robots are better of making the girl like them romantically through way of flirtation and enjoyment that isn't pure validation or attention-giving.
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>>39220303
Not a bad post desu. People who assume it's impossible to simply be friends with a girl are cretins who couldn't be objective if they were held at gunpoint.
/r9k/ is full of faggots who ruin any chances they had with a girl because they treat her like either potential fuckmeat or dirt, then get surprised when she doesn't enjoy their presence. Improve yourself, op, stay in contact if you feel having her as a friend would improve your quality of life, and look for a girl who fits you better.
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>>39223057
>but I still think most robots are better of making the girl like them romantically through way of flirtation and enjoyment that isn't pure validation or attention-giving.
Robots can't make any girl like them through flirtation or enjoyment. That's why they're orbiters. The only thing to do is try to fuck her. Confessing is useless, she can tell you're pathetically in love with her while she's slobbin Chad and his bros
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>>39223066
The game took him 2 YEARS and he got an EXPLICITLY HARD NO.

THAT'S IT BRO. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER! BE GONE ROASTIE! SHOO!
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>>39223137
You have to flirt in order to fuck, dingus. Unless you're suggesting autistically grinding into drugged up turbo-whores.

We're trying to educate in the rest of this thread.>>39222189
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>>39223335
>You have to flirt in order to fuck, dingus
No, you don't.
> Unless you're suggesting autistically grinding into drugged up turbo-whores.
Have her over for some drinks. Kiss her. It's that simple. She is more likely to fuck/fool around with you than agree to be in a relationship. Do you think they're just fucking all these other guys and waiting for you to babble out your love confession?
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>>39223389
Nobody is implying a relationship or any specific outcome.

>Have her over for some drinks
How? You need to say the right things to get to that point. That's what I'm talking about. Starting from square 1 you have to talk to women.
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>>39223443
>Nobody is implying a relationship or any specific outcome.
Then what's the point of confessing? To get rejected?
>How? You need to say the right things to get to that point. That's what I'm talking about. Starting from square 1 you have to talk to women.
OP was friends with his oneitis. Most orbiters can get their oneitis to come over for drinks.
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>>39220047
Thanks for reminding me what I'm missing out on for not falling for the confession meme anymore.
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>>39223497
To go to the next level, whether it be nsa sex or a relationship or any fulfilling thing in between.

Ah, I thought you were talking in general with people you first meet and not about OP's case specifically. I agree with you.
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>>39223066

Jesus christ, stop prolonging OP's torment with your shitty advice. The guy wasted 2 YEARS fantasizing over this girl and she flatly rejected him. He should've seen it coming considering that she has been drinking the cum of club chads and other guys the whole time he knew her. Yes, OP should self improve. Everyone can benefit from personal growth, but what you're saying will get OP to waste 2 more years on this girl all on a fantasy that she will realize the error of her ways and that OP was "the one" all along. This isn't a sitcom. This isn't an anime. This is real life and it's utterly dismal for most robots.
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>>39222037
Paraplegia is entirely a choice.
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>>39222569
Do you really think that this particular OP will suddenly be capable of maintaining a normal friendship with a girl who's been cucking him for years?

Not some hypothetical normalfag, but this particular OP?
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>>39223616
>To go to the next level, whether it be nsa sex or a relationship or any fulfilling thing in between.
That's what I'm saying, you most likely will not get to the next level. They don't like you like that, that's why they fuck other guys. You think if a girl really cared about you, she'd be fucking other guys while leaving your dick dry?
>Ah, I thought you were talking in general with people you first meet
Well yeah, I guess with people you don't, unless it's already obvious you both want to fuck, you should probably court her a bit
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Cleaned these up.

>She lets you know she sees you as a friend
>Chad's thundercock delights her to no end

>You tell the -chan about your lonely feels
>She moistens at seeing Chad's abs of steel

>She doesn't love you, so you ask God: "Why?"
>She licks her lips as Chad grabs her thigh

>Cucks say: "Orbit, it's the right thing to do."
>She gags on ropes of Chad's seminal goo

>You reminisce of the time she gave you a hug
>She spreads her legs for Chad on his living room rug

>You made her a gift with a handwritten note
>Chad covers her/it in a slimy white coat

>You've been her closest friend since you were young
>She pleasures Chad in public with her tongue

>You spend all your paycheck to make her birthday a blast
>The minute she turns eighteen, Chad nuts inside her ass

>You tell her your secrets, your hopes and your dreams!
>Chad just rips her pussy apart at the seams

>You give her your homework, help with her class
>Chad takes a shit and makes her wipe his ass

>She says she loves you, she'll always care
>Chad's cock is making her pooper tear

>You get to her party, pour her some punch
>Chad already ate her pussy for lunch

>You're too shy to tell her so you leave her a note
>Meanwhile, Chad puts his seven-inch cock in her throat

>You dream, once again, of cuddling with her
>Chad's face fuck is what she truly prefers

>She promises: "I'll never leave you alone."
>Later that day, it's Chad who's making her moan

>She swore to love you, through thick and through thin
>Creams her panties at the sight of Chad's chin

>You text with her daily to show that you care
>She cums as Chad beats her and pulls out her hair

>She tells you that: "We can still be friends."
>Chad and his friend fucked her from both ends

>"Gee, I hope I can stay friends with Stacy."
>Chad's got her modeling something racy
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>>39223733

And this one's for you, OP. Never forget the lesson you've learned today:

>You tell her you love her and she thinks that you're strange
>She swallows Chad's cum in the hope that he'll change
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>>39221611
Girls want attention. They'll do whatever it takes to get it even if it means hurting your heart and making you feel vulnerable. I hate it so much. They just play with our emotions to feel better about themselves even though they have hundreds of genetically superior guys who can fuck them.
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>her smile is forever ingrained in your mind
>while Chad is fucking her from behind
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>>39220047
want to talk friend? i can be a shoulder for you to cry on
poo poo pee pee man#6278
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>>39220047
We need someone to screenshot this thread for the woman hate threads.
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>>39220047
I'm proud anon. Good for you man.
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>>39222734
That's fucked up. At least you didn't let yourself get cucked.
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>>39224166
exactly what I was thinking originally fo course
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>>39222037
Just like depression is entirely a choice, right? Just fuck off you retard.
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>>39221882
>She might get feelings for me
STOP
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>You make her laugh
>Chad makes her cum originally
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>>39223733
God fucking dammit you cunts, I almost burst out laughing in a lecture theatre
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>running maps in PoE is what's on your mind
>meanwhile Chad is taking her from behind
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>>39220047
good job man. I'm seriously proud of you. I know it means nothing coming from an internet stranger, but I'm being serious, not mocking you!

Even though you got rejected, you faced your fears and did what 99.99% of the people on the board couldn't have the courage to do. It hurts now, but in a day, week, or month from now when the cringe has faded, you'll feel REALLY fucking good about taking the chance

good job homie
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>>39220047
F
Here lies OP
He will never be forgotten by the denizens of this board.
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>>39216829
Anon, I pray it goes well for you. I'm in your boat here too, and I know how fucking difficult it is. Only I have told this girl twice how I feel, but each time she's been hung up over her shitty boyfriend, and she's not going to move on until she realizes that he doesn't want her and finds another girl to manipulate. I know the wisest thing to do would be to move on, but I can't... I've fallen so hard for her. I feel overwhelming happiness when I'm with her, and when this guy moves on from her, and I ask her once more and I get denied. I won't be able to remain friends with her. It would kill me to sit and watch her go off with other guys and love them, while I, the cuckold, is watching on the side as it all happens. She was my first for a lot of things... first girl to actually hold my hand, first to actually hug me, et cetera... I just know I'll be crushed if I'm denied a third time. Anyways, God speed anon, I hope it went well.
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>>39220047
Oh, anon... I'm sorry to hear that. I know those words sting like small daggers when you hear them, and I know how empty you feel after you leave her for the day.
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>>39220303
I can say that this leads only to more pain... and if OP doesn't wish to continue torturing himself, then he should do it. I know how hard that pain is...
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>>39224166
why? Its not the girls fault op is not attractive and beta. If she is an attractive female she can pick from any 6'3 chiseled jaw chad. Why should attractive females settle for us short ugly losers?
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