/britfeel/

1st for Spag and Meatballs.

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>>39212948
>ebin free edition
I can get used to this. I doubt he'll stay away though

What are you lads having for dinner? I can't be bothered to go for my weekly shop so I might just have jacket spuds like some kind of povo fag

>>39212975
Good choice

Bit shit without Ebin & the other top poster TBQH lads.

>>39212985
Thought you said you wouldn't post ebin?

5th for I want to be a NEET again

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Just had to tell the cat off for clawing the couch lads x

>>39212982
Nothing wrong with a jacket spud. Generally I like to have some form of meat with it but if I didn't have any in I could probably have a couple with some cheese and be satisfied. Do prefer a good roast spud but you need some other stuff to go with thatp.

Every day the lads of britfeel grow older, grow wiser.

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>>39212982
i have some bbq ribs defrosted, will put them on soon with some rice because I'm starving and I've got nowt else. Too lazy to go supermarket.

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>>39213014
You know cats are stubborn fuckers right? They'll continue clawing it just to spite you

>>39213001

I just wish he was here, lad tells funny stories.

I like ebin.

>>39212982
Add beans to the spud, makes it feel more like a meal.

>>39212974
Please greentext one of the fucks, WM/AF is my fetish.

Taking 3.80 bong to the bookies, lets see how far we can take this

>>39213028
stinky NEET smegma willy haha

>>39212982
Thinking about some chicken and chipsters
Will have to go to the butchers though

>>39213030
why do you side with saku and len over tilde and ebin?

>>39213046
to the bookies, you just said

Only gone and picked the gluten free cheese ploughmans. My break is ruined.

>>39213040
Oh aye will do, butter and beans always (and cheese if I have it). Are beans that have been in the fridge for a week ok to eat though?

>>39213020
Agreed, they're just a bit boring. If I had ham I'd throw some in there

>>39213053
What the hell are you banging on about?

>>39212982

Jerk chicken, rice & pea, corn and pineapple salsa.

>>39213052
Do you make your own chips lad? Mine are usually a disaster when I try

>>39213036
Myself and my family always end up getting the weird pets too. Cat right now is a bit unhinged although it was a stray so I can't blame it. When I was younger and we moved house two weeks later the cat pissed in the corner, we told it off and rubbed its nose in it
Few days later it runs off and turned out it started assimilating itself into another families home. It barely ever ate and wouldn't let anyone stroke it despite us trying to slowly coerce it out and giving it tonnes of space.
Fucking mad

>>39213065
Good stuff. Think a week would be my threshold for opened beans desu. Should be fine.

>>39213085

I have never understood the attraction of keeping pets.

Just don't get it at all.

>>39213000
Yes Asian women really want to try white cock.

>>39213091
I'm not a fan of cats, they stink up the place and aren't exactly that comfy but it wasn't my decision.
Dogs on the other hand are loyal and cuddly if you want them to be, they will just keep you company and not stink up the entire place and you can get out a bit by walking them twice a day, much better pets

>>39213068
Just ignore ebin he's trying to shit post

>>39213073
Sounds like a suitable meal for a JERK

Hi, I'm a new trip
proceed worshipping me and guessing which other trip is my bf (yeah I'm gay, deal w/ it)

>>39213080
Sometimes, I don't have a deep fat frier though so I have to bake them and they usually turn out a littl undercooked
Won't be tonight though

>>39213130
oh you are a cutie #

>>39213130
I know this is ironic but it's been done to death, not funny anymore (was it ever?)

>>39213112
In my experience cats dont smell but dogs really do. Why do you think cats smell?

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>>39213112
Wait cats stink up the place? They spend the entire day cleaning themselves, it's dogs who are the smelly ones

If it's cat litter then they should be shitting outside after the age of 1 or 2. And if you get the right cat they can be just as cuddly and needy as a dog

>>39213159
haters gonna hate :^)
>>39213143
thx bby

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>>39213130
Wow, what a coinkydink, I. too, am a new trip!

>Boss constantly moans about how black women are 'trying to make big arses acceptable'

howling desu

>>39213103
But if they're at uni then don't they already have an abundance of white cock? Are you fit?

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>go outside
>homeless man tells me to cheer up

what did he mean by this

>>39213085
Wait you rubbed your cat's nose in its own piss as punishment and then wondered why it ran off? What the fuck is wrong with you

>>39213187
report him to the racism police

>>39213218
Works with dogs doesnt it mate
You show them its not on by punishing them with something unpleasant

>>39213205
>homeless lady says "have a nice evening"
>I say "y-you too"

They're good. I felt like I wanted to give her money to assuage my guilt

>ebin has fucked off
>tilde getting fingered by mrs shekelbourg
>crayonfriends asleep
>britnormie has fallen into a deep depression over not being a real writer
>shippy in the van
Nobody can stop me now

>>39213187
I know there are arse men and boob men but does any man actively wish a woman to have a smaller arse?

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>>39213187
Sounds like your boss is low T
a lot them are just fat though

Anyone just never cry anymore? I can't even remember the last time I did. Must have been like year 7 is some shit. Maybe I should try it sometimes instead of just permanently being silently pissed off about everything.

>>39213251
small and perky asses are better than fat, glutenous asses

>>39213251
baccccccck > arse

>>39213264
Could you please provide an example of good quality B A C C. Can't say I've ever really thought about it.

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>>39213251
yea I've heard it plenty of times, especially with girls who lift 'her ass is too big'. THey prefer them 'toned'

>>39213243
she would've prolly spent it on crack if I'm completely and utterly honest with you mate

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Think I'll be dedicating today to a replay of GTA:SA honestly lads. Get a bit of a throwback going on, what are your plans for the day anons?

>>39213251
>>39213262
This desu lads. If a girl is slim and petite then it is extremely desirable. Theres such thing as "too large" honestly.

Post waifus

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>>39213258
It's always nice to have a good cry desu, very cathartic. It shouldn't be happening all the time though

You not had any funerals?

>>39213118

Very witty anon. I hope you chortled.

>>39213285
Well, it's upto her. If I was homeless, I'd take crack as well. Gotta pass the time somehow

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>>39213288
also if they're athletic then thats a massive plus
butts and thighs after squats are to die for

>>39213294
My Granddad died but I didn't even cry then, I wasn't hugely close but still, kinda felt like I should have been but wasn't.

>>39213288
>Theres such thing as "too large" honestly.
Of course, nobody finds fat people attractive. They're lazy, greedy and unhealthy.

>>39213262
I guess i'm just a wide and chunky arse lover.
>>39213280
I agree that excercise gives them a good shape.
>>39213288
Been playing that myself today lad. Grove street for life.

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>>39213277
That's just Sophie poster memeing because sophie has no arse

I'm an original ebin supporter but even I'm bored of it all now desu.

>>39213327
She doesn't have a cock either, but doesn't stop him salivating at the sight of one

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>>39213313
I mean ass and breasts though but yeah fatties aren't very nice at all.
>>39213316
I always loved the gang wars part of the game honestly. Wish they would bring it back but I guess it's all "muh online focus" these days :(
wish they had it so once gangs had no territory they could contest it after instead of just not existing anymore and they had territories in other cities

>>39213312
That's fair if you weren't too close, I cried rivers when mine went. Maybe watch one of those sad dog films, that'll make you cry. It's good to let it out

>>39213340
He's just going through the prison gay phase desu. We've all been there

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. a

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>>39213288
>what are your plans for the day

Trying to stay awake as long as possible without tea. Figuring out what food one can make with nothing but rice and baked beans.

posting

>>39213342
That was my favourite part too! Spent more doing the gangs than on the main story. I think there is a mod for pc that puts more territories and gangs on the map.

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>>39213041
>Be into this new girl
>Name is Bingbing
>Lol whatever just call her Bing.
>Think she's a little bit on the retard side. Little bit of a speech impediment
>Gets new place separate from her room mates in a old church turned into a set of flats(Won't say much more as it would give away my location)
>Go around one night
>She is in the middle of watching a film (The Left ear) Chinese film
>Watch it with her in her living room
>Credits roll
>put the laptop on the coffee table
>She jumps onto me and starts kissing me frantically on the couch
>She's removing my clothing
>The idea of a blowjob to her was foreign at the time but ask for her to do it
>Fucking teeth
>Get on with it
>Say let's go to the bedroom
>Go into her bedroom
Pretty empty just a bed and a mirror with drawers
>Rip of her clothing
>Bend her over and enter her
>She soaking wet and enjoying this
>Have her on top and missionary too
>Almost cumming
>She says
>"It's okay to cum inside"
>Pick up my pace
>She's screaming "Cum in me"
>Do it
>Watch as my cum slowly drips out of her
>Sleep over at hers
>Go home

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>>39213398
Buy some potato desu, I'm making jacket spuds with beans tonight

>>39213408
Ngl desu that gave me a bit of a stiffy

>>39213196
No they're too awkward and shy to go up to guys and don't do well if a guy comes up to them. The best way to get a good foot in the door with them is to contact them in the app they use most on their country.

>>39213408
Isn't there a myth they believe that a white (any non-asian ethnicity) can't get an Asian pregnant. kek

>>39213408
>Getting to train a qt asian girl's mouth to your preferences
hngg

Gonna try to do the 100 push ups a day challenge because going to the gym is a hassle

Place your bets on how many I can do without stopping, I'm a skinny fuck

>>39213445
I bet 10.

>>39213422
I have loads of stories from my adventures with Chinese girls.

>>39213442
That's pretty stupid desu there's Chinese x White families here that have kids. A lot of ones I've seen have forced me to wear a condom too because they don't want to be pregnant

>>39213340
>tfw last night I dreamt I was futa sophie turner bumming futa maisie williams
Sophieposter what have you done to me

>>39213455
I got to 20 but my form was shit

>>39213410
Oh shit! You've just reminded me, anon, I have a fuckload of potatoes! I'll just... do that.

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>>39213398
If you can afford to then perhaps get some sauce or something and a few other bits and bobs and make a nice little meal with the rice or get some bread and have beans on toast. It's a good filler meal if you've nothing else and can't buy anything to really sustain yourself
>>39213407
Really? I might look into it then, I've not really played the PC version all that much at all so I hope it works decent with a controller plugged in.
>>39213445
30 maybe
My little brother has never worked out a day in his life, is normal weight and can't do one and can't even bench a 5lbs bar. So if you're like that you'll have a job doing it. Make sure you get right down so your nose touches or almost touches the floor and you keep your body straight

>>39213471
That sounds like a god tier dream tbqh. I'd rather be non futa maisie being fucked by futa sophie though.
My dreams are shit and rare. Can't even remember the last time I had one even slightly sexy.

Lads, can we look at the partial eclipse tonight without glasses?

>>39213247
>shippy in the van

Implying I'm a full time wagie that works monday

>>39213486
It's not really a matter of being unable to afford any more food, but more of a matter of being unable to leave the house because my mum's lost her key and has elected to use mine.

So I can't really leave the house.

>>39213504
No.

I am gonna fuck you up the bum mate

>>39213408
was she even on the pill ? lol.

>>39213507
Shite that. Thought we'd be able to because its not a total one

>>39213521
Dunno don't really care about it

>>39213460
Any with really short ones?

>>39213408
I'll do another story just hold up.

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>>39213512
oh no please don't lad

>>39213408
she looks retarded lad

enjoy your halfbreed kids with autistic faces

>>39213504

Yes, it'll be so close to the horizon when it happens that you won't need glasses

>>39213531
Generally it's never a good idea to look at the sun. You can if you make the viewer thing. Just don't look at the sun with MK 1 Eyeballs.

>>39213539
she could get preggars though lad. you could half a little chinky son running around in a few years with out you even knowing about it

>>39213500
>>>39213471 (You)
>That sounds like a god tier dream tbqh.
It was decent but my alarm woke me up before it really got going
>I'd rather be non futa maisie being fucked by futa sophie though.
Patrician taste I would also opt for being the little sister to a futa version of my waifu desu

>>39213591

1 act of intercourse, on her most fertile day has only a 9% chance of conception

>>39213504
You can't look at any eclipse without glasses lad

>>39213504
Look at it through your phone camera

>>39213604
Maybe for a beta it does

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>>39213506
Just wanted to test out your skills Shippy

>>39213507
Just do yourself some beans then desu lad. Got a tonne of calories in it so you should be good for whenever she comes back

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Just got back from the paki shop, what a joke lads. 2.90 just for some Fox's jam n cream biccies and a small loaf of sliced bread. Shan't be going there again

Private number has called me twice today lads, should I answer if they call again

>>39213628

My gut feeling for that was a train station car park, but I can't find any with an adjacent cycle path

>>39213548
>Meet this girl the same way as all the others.
>Her names anna (17 at the time, must be about 19 now)
>Different this time as she is British born Chinese
>Meet up once with her in town with her mates she's pretty short.
>Invites me to this Cosplay Rave thing at a nightclub
>alright.jpg
>She asks if she can stop at my place because her parents would not like it if she goes home drunk
>Fine whatever tell her I booked us a hotel room
>Day comes
>Get to the hotel and check in.
>Tell her we are all checked in and the room number
>She's coming to change first
>Gets into room and she immediately wants to do it
>Sit on the edge of the bed whilst she mounts me
>Really damn soft skin
>undress each other
>Bald pink pussy
My god that pussy was fucking nice I swear.
>Give her a bit of oral
>Go inside
>Only get halfway before I am literally touching her cervix
>Fuck for a bit
>She just keeps saying "It hurts, don't cum inside"
>Don't. Cum over her face
>She says she needs a shower.

Cont. 1/2

>>39213679
It might be one of those cold call scams desu, be careful. If you pick up then they just spread your number. Did it give you a location?

finally made a dent in tidying my room, got clothes and the rubbish picked up

>>39213685
Nope not a train station car park. I'll give you a hint though, it's a car park for a very important governmental body

>>39213700
Nah turns out they've called me 5 times today but I must have missed most of them

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Make steady progress

>>39213634
Feels a bit grim to just be eating beans. Not the worst thing I've done though. Will probably pair them with some of the many, many potatoes I completely forgot about.

KEV GIVE ME DUBS

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.theroot.com/for-black-people-who-have-to-deal-with-white-people-thi-1797835711/


Why do black people hate whites?

>>39213604
do you even want to get with her or did you just want to fuck her?

>>39213713
I LOVE YOU PAPA XI

I'M GOING TO MARRY A CHINESE GIRL AND JOIN THE PLA

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>>39213723
not like that lad, watch and learn

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>>39213694
2/2

>She dresses up in a pink schoolgirl outfit for this event
>Pretty hot
>Go to event
>Dance with her and shit
>Goes away from me and says I scare her
>Lolwtf
>Salvage it
>Say I'll take her to the hotel and look after her
>Walk back to hotel with her
>Express I want to fuck her in the cosplay
>She says yes
I never removed the skirt or socks
>Decide to cum in her this time
>Chicken out and pull out and cum on her body
>Go to sleep with her
>Wake up and she want to try sex in the shower
>So we do it in the shower
>come out dry off
>Says she's still horny
>Fuck once more on the bed
>Check out of hotel and never see her again

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>>39213723
>>39213746
>all of these failures
You need to be a true believer in Kev

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>Forgot that you can buy properties, do emergency service missions and so much more in SA
why did they not take more of the features from SA and put them in 5
>mfw
>>39213715
Thats not so bad though, GL with the potatos too. If you have any peas you can throw that into your rice too if you want a little side thing going down

>>39213723
>>39213746
>>39213762
Heh. Looks like we ourselves. WOOOOOEEEEEE LETS DO THIS

>>39213776
>776
So close, and yet - so far.

>>39213723
>>39213746
>>39213762
>>39213776
Absolute state of yous lads, watch and learn how a master gets repeating digits

>>39213780
>>39213776
Fags

This is how it's done

Please stop it, this isn't /b/

>>39213776
>>39213762

amateurs

watch how a real man get them kevs

>>39213780
>>39213781
>nobody posted on /r9k/ for almost 40 seconds

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>>39213776
>>39213781
>>39213782
Absolute spastics. Praise Kev!

>>39213788
Be honest lad, how much did you smile when you got them nice little numbers there.

>>39213799
KEV PROVIDES ALL PRAISE

>>39213801
I-its not like I wanted dubs or anything, you baka

>>39213799
He said the magic words

>>39213788
Kev has spoken lads. Lets all go home.

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Induce repeating numeral

>>39213799
Praise Kev lad. He does it all.

>>39213759
you probably danced like an autist.

hot story though, but you never told us how you met?

Has ebin been in lads?

Gets a bit shitty when he's not around TBQH

>>39213822
A magician never reveals his secrets of how to meet many many Chinese girls.

>>39213824
Thought you were leaving Ebin haha

>>39213835

WeChat, we know lad

>>39213824
Leave or contribute to the discussion. We've had some good chats so far, dont let the dubs posting turn you into a cunt.

>>39213854

I'll pop off and come back when the top posters are in then.

>>39213327
n-no
>>39213340
Delete this
if anything I like men in state of their genitalia
>>39213369
Pls just be a phase
>>39213471
This is a top tier dream

>>39213835
I'm going to guess

interpals, hello talk or >>39213850

I'm not much into asians tho, give me a busty desi girl any day of the week.

my mental health nurse is proper fit lads.

sigh.

my optician is proper fit lads

How come people with geezer voices are always tradesmen or taxi drivers? Why do i never hear "lube up your pint me old china" in gay porn?

my cat is proper fit lads

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>>39213892
What about a busty asian

>>39213909
Because they're proper men innit?

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My president is proper wise lads

>>39213915
unicorns or at least extremely rare

>>39213915
>Asians who can afford plastic surgery

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>this autistic note

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>>39213951
>child's handwriting
>he wasn't memeing about the assassins
Oh ebin mate

>>39213951
If there was any doubt that Ebin is genuinely mentally troubled, this quelled it

>>39213971
>he told his fucking doctors about len hiring assassins

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Good afternoon,

I don't feel I can make a meaningful contribution to the discourse of the thread; I suppose I would just like to say hello.

>>39213971
>>39213976
C'mon lads it's not nice to laugh at him. I'm sure he knows that it's just paranoia, that's why he mentioned it to the GP to get help

>>39213951
>he does the virgin note

Does anyone else here panick heavily because you think people are going to get you?

>>39213986
he's a 24 year old man and he insults enough people round here, he can take it on his chin

>>39213986
What's the point when he's going to refuse medication and therapy?

>>39213986
We know lad, but it's 4chan and he can take the banter.

>>39213985
Afternoon Crumpers, what are you up to today

>>39213951

I unironically wish my handwriting was as good as that

>>39213985
>meaningful contribution

have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

>>39213985
meaningful contributions are overrated, nawt wrong with just a hello

also have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

>>39213985
Who was the last person that you hugged, crumpet?

Group therapy starts in 3 weeks lads. Hope there's some cute mental grils.

>>39213971

His handwriting is far better than mine, I'll give him that

>>39213951
Seems to me like ebin is a benefits fraud. He's far more self aware and literate than this in his posts and blog.

>>39214041

what does one have to do to qualify for group therapy?

Anyways my Tally so far is 23 Asian females in the past 3 years.

Feels good man. All thanks to WeChat

>>39214041
This is my dream. A tall, low self esteem depressed gf that I can save.

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>tfw can't jerk off to something without a dick anymore

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>>39213951
Why does he randomly capitalise letters?

>>39214056
It's not easy. I have a personality disorder and have been in the mental health system for over 2 years. My first assesment appointment for this group was over a year ago.

>>39214057
How do I into Asian gfs lad? I'm a uni student going into second year. Pls be my online chad teacher.
>>39214061
It doesn't count if you go to chaturbate solo male cams ironically ebin

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>>39214057
I downloaded this WeChat after one of your posts in the past but this was the only person nearby for me. Guess I'm dying alone

>>39214071
>>39214041
Also I should mention this is a weekly on going group it's not like doing CBT for a few weeks.

>>39214084
He looks like a laugh mate, befriend him

>>39214047
>His handwriting is far better than mine, I'll give him that

You got the 'tism lad?

>>39214120

No, I was tested for it an confirmed as a non-autist

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watching the new rick and morty lads
it's really not as bad as people say but it's not that funny either
piggle rick etc.

I've been away from the threads for a few weeks, can I get a quick rundown on any recent happenings? Have the resident tripfags done anything of note recently?

>>39214169

Pubes has to go to jobclub.

>>39214163
the show it's self is mostly fine it's just the people that gush about how 'deep' it's existential humour is

>>39214075
Don't be a sperg and you'll be fine. Treat them like white women but know that they're lusting for the bwc

>>39214163
New seasons pretty shite desu. The 1st episode was the only decent one

>>39214169
Tilde has started whoring himself/herself out

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>>39214084
Mine varies from time to time. You have to keep checking.
Usually 9pm shows the most females for me.

>>39214220
has ebin been fully cucked by him yet?

NOCTURNAL EMISSION KEEP ON THE MISSION, HANDS ON COCK RESET THE CLOCK

>>39214235
Oh a few times, tilde keeps stringing him along though
There was a week where tilde was giving out his steam to everyone in the thread

>>39214220
Kek really? Last I saw an anon had found the greggs he was working in so I expected him to be dead at this point.

Anyone been watching The Mist?

>>39214252
>Anyone been watching The Mist?
Me. Wasnt really enjoying it but last couple of episodes have been good.

>>39214268

Yeah, had a bit of mid season fade.
I really like what they've done with the concept, hope there's a second series.

>>39214248
Might add him/her and get some ERP out of it, maybe even a meet up

>>39214252
Nah heard it was shit. I enjoyed the film though, quality twist

>>39214293
My concern is they dont have an ending lined up and it'll just keep going til it fizzles out and is cancelled. Kind of like Under The Dome.

I am the Prussian meme master

Anonymongs btfo

>>39214311

Film was very well done.
The series is very different, but as i said I love the concept. If you go to it looking for freaky insect/dinosaur type "monsters" you'll be disappointed, but the whole conspiracy/breakdown of society thing works very well indeed.

Just got back from Singapore this morning. Holy fuck, is it inefficient compared to the UK.
I mean, holeeee fuuuccckkkk... I'll never complain about England's public transport and laws again after that shitstorm.

>>39214323

I think you'll get an ending this week, with enough wriggle room to renew.

Just hacked your dad's computer and found small penis humiliation in his search history mate

>>39214324

Jobclub over for the day lad?

>>39214226
What do you even greet them with though? It's not like tinder where you can comment on their profile and you've both matched ygm.

>>39214338
Did you fuck any cute Asians m8

>>39214347
Sorry that was me lad. Must have forgotten to delete the history.

>>39214359
Just a simple "Hello, how are you. Nice to meet you" does the trick for me.

If they add you, just speak to them like normal for a weekish then say you'd like to meet, majority of the time they'll be fine with it and then just meet at a park and talk. After that just start flirting subtly and go on from there.

It's damn easy to bed a Chinese student.

>>39214353
fuck up bawbag

I've only been awake for 6 hours and I'm tired already.

>>39214398

Get your work search book filled out lad.

Made average small talk with the qt teller at the bank. Could have been better but I wasn't completely awkward.

>>39214438
>Could have been better but I wasn't completely awkward.

I'd like a second opinion.

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>>39214338
Nope; virginity persists, fortunately.
I'd probably have to sign 5 forms, go get a ticket from halfway across the country in a massive queue, and incur an extortionate fine just to get a kiss though.

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>>39214437
don't need to

i'm very rich

>>39214453

Rich in creative stories perhaps lad.

Little else.

>>39214451
Should respond to
>>39214362

Sorry. I am jetlagged right now.

>>39214475
What were you over there for lad?

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This is Preusse.

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This is Preusse's house.

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This is Preusse's lifestyle.

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Wonder how the cake was

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>>39214503

This is pubes, lad

>>39214546

It was good, but the chocolate was too thick and crunchy. I'd rather it were a soft chocolate coating

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>>39214505

This is pubes home.

>>39214490
Family vacation. It was nice: tried some food and desserts to recreate at home and got myself a nice calligraphy set/4 treasures/wen2 fang2 si4 bao3.
I don't know mandarin though, so I guess I'll have to learn it to make use of the set.

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>>39214512

Pubes lifestyle.

>>39214600
>vacation
leave yankie doodle

>>39214503
that is heracles

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It's a beautiful sunny day lads, why aren't you outside haha?

>>39212975
i'm having cumberland pie and garlic bread. was going to attempt to make a fish and noodle dish but will try that tomorow instead

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>>39214604
>tfw pubes has friends
REEEEEESE
>>39214617
Cloudy down here lad, not that it matters

>>39214383
Is there a way you know it's a student as opposed to some chick who lives here?

>>39214617
im an albino, the night is my friend

>>39214600

Septic detected.
This is not a drill!

>>39214608
I can't call it a holiday. My university doesn't like it when we imply a day of rest. I only ever vacate, as a holiday is a concept for children. Where I go, work, knowledge, and education are implied to follow.

>Installing wechat
>Installing a literal botnet so Xi can watch your every move

I would rather stay a virgin

How hard do you think it'd be to get lews or e-rp out of tilde if I added him on steam?

>>39214618
>cum pie
Haha hope you enjoy it lad

>>39214639

Wanker detected.
This is a grade 'A' wanker alert!
Invoke wanker protocols immediately.

>>39214646
ERP would be easy. Lewds not a chance, he's far too cautious

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>>39214020

Having fallen ill several days ago I have spent the majority of my time resting.

>>39214037

I can't say I remember.

>>39214668
Have you ever farted on a gamble and lost?

>>39214668
A lot of people seem to be I'll recently, I think there's something going round.
I'll give you a platonic hug if you promise not to infect me

>>39214680
He'll infect you with his faggotry

>>39214624
You should be able to tell that easily. I usually introduce myself and ask if they're a student.

>>39214693

Fagatory good buddy.

>>39214644
Good Xi can watch me fuck all these Chinese girls

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Take examinations

https://youtu.be/g3VfZ7tJkGE

Have chans actually got worse or is it just us getting older? Went to /mu/ for the first time in like a year and there is like 1 interesting thread in 20+.

What does Tilde look like? Post pics pls.

>>39214728
somebody should teach them english grammar

>>39214505
I've been there. It's very nice although you're not allowed to take photos of the inside, so they can charge you a fortune to by photos from the gifshop.

>>39214810

Really gone to pot in the last two years or so.

I used to frequent /lit/, /ck/ & /mu/ all are virtually unusable now, just a constant stream of shitposts. /mu/ has always been up itself, but it's now actually impossible to distinguish between parody and in earnest posts there.

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>>39214843
I've got a small collection but she's never posted face or anything revealing, it's all angled.

>>39214899
>never posted face
Oh he's ugly then, nevermind

>>39214899
those are some cute legs, gave me a twich not gonna lie.

>very large double in gay house share
Who advertises for a room like this? Do they only accept gay people? How strange

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>>39214912
>>39214918
What do you think about them now? Smoke and mirrors lads

>>39214891
Did you meet Preusse?

>>39214899
>>39214943
Gangly skinny legs

>>39214934
They probably all literally fuck each other. Most benders have no sense of decency

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which would you choose lads?

>>39214934
They want orgies every day, of course

>>39212948
How can Abrakebabra still stay open, despite its hygiene needing major improvement?

>>39214912
None of the waifuposters have posted face though

>>39214951
>>39214966
Hmm I hadn't thought of that. Got another crazy
>I'm a non-binary queer person so any flatmate would need to be either LGBTQ+ or queer-friendly. Also, I'm mentally ill and it's really important that anyone I live with is understanding of that because I've lived with people in the past who weren't and it really affected my health.

>>39214951
>They probably all literally fuck each other.


Jealousy gets you nowhere lad.

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>>39214994
this is the best we have

>>39214994
They don't blog or trip or claim to be cute either

>>39214943
Anyone's legs look cute in tights and a big jumper

>>39214984
Because it would be RACIST to shut it down, it's an important part of Britain's culture

>>39214984

Becuase it has the yums.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4809148/Former-ITV-producer-reveals-shocking-effect-nut-allergy.html

one for you normie/female haters.

>>39215003
Where are you finding these lunatics anon?

>>39215044

Daily Heil? I'll pass thanks.

>>39215044
There's more dignity in death, that's disturbing.

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>>39214984
Because they bribe the inspectors

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>>39215008
quotations edition

>>39215050
Popular site called spareroom, I'm not even intentionally looking for the crazies. This is what a lot of people are like nowadays

>>39215044
Hahaha

No sympathy for morons with life threatening allergies who don't have the sense to make all their own damn food (from scratch at a fraction of the price, of course)

>>39215052
Thank you for the (You) anyway

>>39215091

Have another, if these things make your day...

>>39215052
Inshallah my brother. They discriminate against our right to own England.

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>>39213288

I'm on holiday from tomorrow lads

Mayuri waifu anon is in charge of all my responsibilities in this thread until I return

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Come with me
And you'll reeeee

>>39215154

As-Salaam-Alaikum brother, they are simply discriminatory and pander to the mentally challenged. It is as Allah wills.

>>39215157
But Mayuri anon died...

Where are you off to lad? (not a hitman btw)

>>39215232
>(not a hitman btw)
thats something a hitman would say

>>39215157
good could do with a rest from your cringey waifudrama.

>>39215232
he's going to the origin of Banana bread beer

>>39214962
Stop dragging my waifus good name through the dirt you monster.

I've been reading the poleaboo blog and it really is fascinating. There's a lot of talk about masturbation which is a tad weird.

>>39215349
Haha I bet the trips here would never do such a thing

>>39215349
It was quite interesting at one point. Have you got to the ribena part yet?

>>39215349

where blog is plz?

>>39215413
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
It's gone to shit now but the early entries were a goldmine

SHE SAID SHE WANT SOME MARVIN GAYE....

>>39215526

Seriously, people like that should be in special housing. Without the option.

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>go on to sainsburys to look for a job
>register an account, verify it
>click on the job for more info
>it doesn't open up to allow me to apply for it
It's like fate doesn't want me to get a job

>Not knowing poleaboo
fuck me

>>39215601
>>39215626
Yea they're probably better off not knowing about that wreck. It's sad going back to his old blog posts when he was still at uni. He could have done something with his life except he had to be a creepy paki, couldn't help himself

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>>39215665
It was always too late for Poley

What should I eat lads I'm way hungry.

>>39215733
Jacket potatoes are /britfeel's/ meal of choice. Cheap, easy and nutritious!

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I fucking hate you all and I'd kill you if I could especially the tripfags and their orbiters

>>39215758

I don't really like potatoes of any sort.

>>39215771
Do it faggot. I'd like to see you try

>>39215771
>I'd kill you if I could
You're nothing but a useless, impotent NEET. You're the shit I wipe off my shoes

>>39215733

If you eat laundry detergent powder it will foam up in your stomach and make you feel full, it's a good way to stave off hunger

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Anyone watching the eclipse live stream?

>>39215876
>Anyone watching the eclipse live stream?

Seen them before.

>>39215876
Why is everyone going crazy about this one?

>>39215876
Can I still go blind if I watch an eclipse through a live stream?

>>39215898

Because it can be seen from Lardistan.

>>39215910
grim how everyone sucks up to and wanks with yanks these days

https://youtu.be/h1WRpCsR2EE

Post your most favouritist songs laddies.

>>39215898
First Coast to Coast eclipse since 1918.

In the US

>>39215909
Yes you can still go blind

>>39215876
Seen one in RL before. Why do I care about one I can hardly see just because the Yanks are wanking over it

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Gonna fucking blind you all haha

>>39215974
*closes live stream*
shan't be taking that risk haha

>>39215997
Whsup rjksi dyou fuksdffrer

Haydf yo yde soubf captcja

>>39215923

Their unequivocal defeat in Syria at the hands of Putin/Assad was hilarious though.

>>39216019
oi lad, don't speak welsh innit?

>>39215932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM_2uWLlBKo

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>Spider crawls onto my arm
>I don't freak out
getting better lads
>>39215157
Cya around lad, hope you enjoy the holiday!
Where do you plan to go?

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>>39216119
>the feeding flies and other crawlies to my spiderbro who set up in a shit spot

>>39216119
Do you want to give me a massage, and then finger my asshole and eventually fuck it

Just booked in to get my insomnia sorted lads. What should I expect from my appointment?

>>39216180
He's the sole waifuposter who isn't prison gay lad.

>>39216119
Spider here.

That's because you were a fat fuck and I needed to go home to care for my 400 children

>>39216212
>Ebin
>not prison gay

howling

>inb4 not Ebin

double howling

>>39216237
The new lad isn't ebin though. Stop being jealous his waifu posts gets more than yours

>Ebin hasn't posted for 4 hours

What on earth is he doing, if not on britfeel?

>>39216266
Posting on /britfeel/ without his trip
Probably fake posts to push the conversation back to him.

Almost like yours

>>39216266
Hmmm i dont think i care tbqh!