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Not only is it small it also looks like I have an std due to scar tissue. I'm incel and it isn't even my fault.

>>39206197
Are you fat by chance?

>>39206197
That's JUST-tier my friend

>>39206245
If he went gay and wanted me to suck it I would

>>39206197
Holy fuck if that really is your wiener I am so sorry OP

>>39206197
I sont think that qualifies as a dick

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>>39206197
What am I supposed to be looking at I don't see anything

>>39206223
just skinny fat

>>39206197
You just need to love every single quality you have anon :)

>>39206307
Where are you from?
Has anyone seen how small it is in real life? Like getting pantsed

>>39206197
Just get out there
Just be yourself
Size doesn't matter

>>39206197
How long is it erect? How do you jack off? Also fatass detected

>>39206197
I'm trying to upload my penis for you anon but my wifi is failing :(((((

Anyway I'm 5" on a good day with little girth. My testicles are shrunken from steroid use which is a bright side

>>39206349
Colorado. Last time anyone saw it was high school. Her face was more shock than anything else. I've never seen wind suck out of sails more powerfully than that expression.

>>39206197
now this is a true small dick. very refreshing to see that true smalldickbros are here with all these bullshit normie 5+ inch chad jrs running around

>>39206409
You still have a chance in the midwest, find a girl waiting for marriage and then surprise her

>>39206197
Is this flaccid? My dick is just a bit bigger than this most of the time flaccid but like 5.5 hard

Mine is so small I can push it inward while flaccid. I'm 21.

>>39206197
That's John Bettendorf's dick

>>39206440
W...what... how? Im 3inches flaccid and it wont even go in flaccid. How small are you??

>>39206197
Is that hard or soft? If soft then that's not the end of the world, mine gets small af soft but expands to average length (above average girth) when hard.

>>39206473
2.5 flaccid. It gets to about 5.5-6 erect though

>>39206435
She'll get half of my shit in the divorce

>>39206197
There's no way that's actual size. You're just fat, OP. Lose some weight and you will see its actual size

>>39206440
I have a big one and I can do that too

>>39206391
Let me redpill you virgin idiots

I'm the <5" dick chadlet

I've fucked 32 women, most of them on the first date. I often go raw and multiple girls have told me to cum inside them on the first night. I've even had a threesome and have enough random sex to have gotten two STDs. I've had anal and I've had 2 crazy virgins cry over me.

You know what I've never heard? "I wish your dick was bigger."

Repeat after me:

Women only care about their clits

The clit is literally your penis tip concentrated into a tiny nub and it's outside of the vagina. Size means fuck all. As long as they can feel you inside them (3" will do, no joke) dick size is irrelevant, and giant dick hurts. The only way a typical girl will cum without several nights of sex and emotional comfort is clitoral stimulation.

A guy with a 4" dick who knows how to get the vagina inflamed and how to grind his hips for clitoral stimulation will 100% be more likely to make a woman cum than a hung guy who thumps away like y'all see in porn.

>>39206755
Marry an Amish girl dude

>>39207044
teach me more pls anon

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>phimosis
>4inch long
>4 inch girth

I'm also 350lbs. I've lost 30lbs but I see no difference. I have a feeling not much is going to be added after I drop all my weight.

Any robots here lose a bit of weight. Is it true your dick gets "bigger" what about girth?

>>39207077
EAT. PUSSY.

Without being asked and without asking her for head first.

Even in 2017, I've been with several girls who have never been eaten out before (and desu I really only date sluts like me after the virgin experiences).

Most dudes are too selfish and stuck in porn to eat pussy. They try to go straight from kissing to pounding.

This shows your girl you actually want her to cum unlike most of her dudes who haven't cared, and that makes her sooo much more horny and wet.

Kiss your way down her stomach, grab her ass with both hands, and rub your moth hard against her crotch with her pants or skirt still on, facefucking yourself a bit. (Some girls are hesitant to take their bottoms off unless they're already wet). Slip the bottoms off, kiss inside her thighs, then suck on the clit and rub your tongue on it. Tell her to let you know when you find the spot, and listen to her coos and observe her quivers. Reach up and hold her breasts (put your hands on them flat; don't squeeze unless she puts her hands on yours and squeezes herself) and use them to move her body up and down on your tongue and mouthfuck her.

If she tells you "don't stop" or she's about to cum, keep doing the EXACT motion you're on when she says it, and grab her thighs with her legs to stabilize her so she can release and cum on your face

She will eventually INSIST that you fuck her, and then it'll be only a couple minutes of actual PIV before the average woman cums (although they only cum once from clit, so if she came on your mouth, go softer with the hips while fucking

>>39207156
>I'm still morbidly obese
>I lost 8% of my weight and didn't instantly see a difference
>Must be untrue

Dude you're another 100 away. Keep going though. I'm impressed you can get as hard as you are bc your heart is being stressed badly right now

>>39207283
>EAT. PUSSY.

Lmao enjoy being cucked by chad

>>39207476
>making a girl cum ensures she will cuck you

I AM a Chad you dumb fuck.

It's funny how I can tell from one sentencd that I have had more relationships and more hookups with more girls in the past year of my life than you will in your life. I made two girls cum this weekend; how about you?

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>>39207044
>It's a normie goes into a small dick thread to reassure anons and assumes that everyone has 5"+ girth post

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>>39207283
anon I'm female do you want to bang
this sounds great please eat my cunt

>>39207504
>I made two girls cum this weekend; how about you?

I made myself cum, fapping to furry porn

>>39207508
>>39207508
You completely missed the loint you goddamn dipshit. Jesus christ you're dense. That's a message of hope for anons with sub-average dicks like mine you dense twat. We can absolutely still make women cum and come back for more, it just takes attention and foreplay

>>39207537
If you live in Odessa Texas and have brown hair I will if I'm ever single again, but I'm going to start a relationship soon.

>>39207671
*near Odessa Texas. Will drive up to a few hours for good brunette pussy if you host. (If I'm ever single)

Obviously I'd fuck you after the head

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>>39207283
Last time I did that I gagged.

Fuck women and their disgusting vagina, I'll just wait for the sex-robot age for me to have sex again.

>>39207651
You don't even have <4" girth, dumb idiot. Who wants to only eat pussy, what kind of a fucking beta cuck must you be

>>39206272
Careful, you might bite it off by accident

>>39207283
My face is not a toilet - Real Chad

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Choose one, femanons

>>39207803
>only eat pussy

FFS. Read the last paragraph you stupid fuck. I fuck every time and I gaurantee I've vaginally fucked more girls than you. Hell I've probably fucked more girls anally than you've kissed. What shit hole public school district did you get pushed through without needing to learn critical reading?

>>39208033
>Women love having their cervixes ruptured

/r/badwomensanatomy

>>39206197
when you start hating yourself its your dna telling you to keep it from spreading by any means necessary

>>39208099
This is literally why robots convince themselves they hate women. It keeps them from reproducing (even by rape), but it's also enough of a coping mechanism to keep them from killing themselves, which would have cost the tribe a male body that could be put to war or bitchwork in the past.

Essentially bitter betas and their bucks are evolution at work.

>>39208033
How about something, like, in the middle of that. How about it. How about average.

>>39208081

Roasties will always prefer to risk internal bleeding and injury over settling for a small cock.

>>39208033
god penises are so weird
just a fucking physical genetic lottery ticket
complete luck what you get

>>39206197
Go gay my friend else suicide

>>39208163
>nature made you exist solely to be Chad & Stacy's ATM

FUCK this Earth. The only winning move is not to play

Mines smaller than that

>>39207283
this is true shit to be honest but ive only ever eaten like two girls out because sex with randos is disgusting honestly.

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>>39207504
>I AM a Chad you dumb fuck.

Why would Chad be in /r9k/?
Also you sound very rude, chill out dude

>>39208033
big one for sex, small one for blowjobs

>>39210606
My peter is 3 inches

>>39206197
Look i know it's not yours but what causes this?

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I am posting my dick in random threads until you are all familiar with it. Take a gander.

>>39206521
Thats not bad at all. You dont fuck with a flaccid cock.

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>>39206197
>small dick
>okay with it because I can use it to get compliments from trap chasers and I'm not interested in women anymore

>>39208033
Right because it's pink

>>39206197
How do you fap with that thing?

>>39206197
dude you should take supplements to increase your load size and donate sperm.

nobody knows you have a micropenis, you just jzz in a cup once a week for a few months and then you can pass on your genes for a couple somewhere.

other than that your only hope of not being a genetic dead end is to go to a super poor country and offer a woman to be your wife and get an american pass port after you've gotten her pregnant a few times

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>>39206197
>tfw 7" dicklet

>>39207044
>>39207283
AHAHAHAHAHA
>dicklets acutally believe this

>>39207443
how does that work tho?
i'm down to 210 from 300 and the fatpad is just as thick as before
it's like I have a second stomach above my dick
it's pushing up my balls and my foreskin literally never slides back, only if I pull it back

>>39207156
Cant post my dick because im at my parents place but literally have the same dimensions as you except im asian

>>39211671
Please post it on/cgl/ too. For me.

>Am a dirty stinking tranny
>Have been on testosterone suppression and estrogen for over 2 years
>Still have a fully functional 7 incher
>Just don't ejaculate anything anymore
>Only 4 more months until the Drs make it into a neo-vag with awesome depth

Feels good man.

>>39212352
As someone with 3 inches and am completely straight. This post displeases me.

>>39212352
>mental illness
kys

>>39212308
Wtf, your parents follow you around? Upload shots and delete them. Cock or GTFO

>>39212375
If you're nice I'll let you put your dicklet into me

>>39212404
Isn't this R9K? We all have some mental illness here.

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Realistically what are my chanches for a gf and love with a 5 inch dicklette?

>>39212879
I'm a 4inch dicklet and ive been married for 7 years with no cuck shit

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>>39212908

>married
>no cuck shit

lol your wife is just using you for resources

>>39212352
Post your big hard clit anon

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>small dick
>calls it dick

Shame on you anon, this is a dick

>>39213193
My mental illness means that would make me sad,

>>39206197
My flaccid dick is smaller than average. To bad there are literally no nudist beaches in SEA, there I could show off with my mediocre white cock.

>>39208057
Then refer back to my first post you dumb idiot. My god, you talk about critical reading but you are absolutely fucking retarded. Idiot normie.

>>39206197
everytime i see a person saying they have a big penis, it always infuriates me. idk if i'm mad to him or to myself. but it's just a mixture of anger and self hatred.

>>39208196
guy on the right is actually 4inches

>>39207504

>it's funny

na dude, it's sad. everything you contributed to this thread made me feel very sad for you. I hope you get better

Wew this actually makes me feel good about myself thx op

>>39207156
Why the fuck are you sitting in your room with your girly ass finger nails and gross pubes taking two photoa of your tiny oozing little phimosis'd dick then cutting the two photos together in an image editing program, and sitting your morbidly obese ass down and posting it for others to see. Nobody ever wants to see that. I guarentee you will die alone.

>>39212352
Keep your dick. The 'neo-vag' you get after surgery is disgustingly bad.
I know you think you've found a good surgeon, but don't believe their bullshit. They just want patients for their money.

>>39214050
yeah penis envy
makes me want to kms

>>39214628
Are you circumcised? There is no need to be mad at anon for it, direct that anger towards your retarded parents

>>39214667
Socialised healthcare and a gallery of most recent results. I love my country.

>>39214847
I'm not circumcised. What has that got to do with anything? What the fuck are you on about?

6 inches here
Should I just kill myself? I'm 18, will it grow another inch?

>>39214879
6 inch is really tiny
you are an inch below average sadly like me

>>39214896
I'm probably going to move to China or Korea, where the average is 6 inches.

>>39214909
the asian average is 4 inches
you'll be a monster there, good luck friendo

>>39214909
The women there are still going to want bigger penises. No matter where you go bigger is better and women will constantly berate you.

>>39214869
Post some recent results, please
At the end of the day you're going to have a wound you need to reopen every day that robs you of so much sexual pleasure. You will regret it when you're 50 and you didn't dilate for a couple days and now its permanently fucked, or when you're elderly and can no longer urinate and die of a bladder infection. Having functioning genitalia is pretty valuable in the end.

>>39214942
I don't have them electronically, the clinic my country makes you go to has them in a book updated weekly. My job is to care for the elderly, vaginas and dicks get super fucked up when you're old anyway so what's the difference? Also your knowledge on dilation is outdated, after the first year you only need to do it once a week and if you're having penetrative sex regularly then not at all. Also they don't just fall to pieces after 40 years, the wounds heal and scars fade over the first 3 years, eventually (assuming you don't have a complication, which are very rare) they're externally almost indistinguishable from a natural one.

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>>39207579
same here famalams

>>39208081
>/r/
shoot yourself please

>>39206197
How do you pee?
Orinhchshx

>>39206197
>Tfw can't find more pics of small penises
I need more.

He just rolled it back inside his abdomen ffs.

>>39216978
Google it you closetfsg

>>39208033
unironically the right. left looks diseased or infected with the right one looks healthy.

>>39206197
Goddamn, now I feel grateful for my 5 inch dicklet.

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>>39206409
What high school did you go to?

t. Black guy with a monster dick from Montbello

>small dick thread
>come to see if someone posted my penis pic
>nothing found

I am a meme no more :)

>>39206197
Are you asian or fat?

>>39219887
The op is lying. that's not his penis. It's a hapa penis.

>>39208033
definitely the right one, no girl likes having her cervix prodded

>>39219993
maybe I am a hapa

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>dick is 7.5"x6.5"
>but it was mutilated against my will at birth by jews

I COULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.

>>39206521
That's literally completely average you robot. Stop being so insecure.

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>>39222939
>6.5" girth

all these fucking niggas on 4chan with 6"girth blows my fucking mind

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>>39207044
>Let me redpill you virgin idiots
This is already the blatant start of a bold-faced lie.
>I'm the <5" dick chadlet I've fucked 32 women
Lad.

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>>39207283
>virgin's guide to cunnilingus
Yeah, just grab them by the boobs and rub her against your face. Are you autistic?
Well, you fooled other lying virgins like >>39207537 so mission accomplished I guess.

That can't be your dick

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>>39222939
>>39223037

I-is 6'' girth huge?

>>39223561
5 is the average so yeah thats big

>>39214872
Yup. You're circumcised. Get a life.

>>39207504
>bragging about sex on r9k
Must be the high point in your life """chad"""