I found out today through an ancestry.com dna test that my f

>>39205036
no.

origamily.

>>39205106
Am I officially a dirty kike now though? I have blue eyes and dark blonde hair.

>>39205124
Then you're not Jewish. My DNA test says that I'm 100 % Jewish, so I can answer any questions that you may have.

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>>39205036
Yeah. Fight for the winning team.

>>39205036
Your dad would still be considered deutschblutiger as per the Nuremberg laws.

The entirety of my dad's side is Jewish. Hell, my grandmom barely escaped the holocaust- she lost her entire family in it.
Coincidentally, my uncle on my dad's side is a jewish billionaire.

>>39205215
He was less than 25 % Jewish, so no one would have given much of a shit about him.

>>39205149
Wow that's p cool anon, how does it feel to be a pureblooded chosen of YHWH?
Do you practice the faith?
Also are you sure I don't count as a Jew?

>>39205036

Genetically 15% Jewish, but qualify under law of return.

If you convert now, a rabbi will have you suck you off.

Jews literally can't be robots

>>39205215
My dad had blonde hair as a child and he has green eyes. Now dark brown and grey hair. Am I still a true European? His family is from Hungary and a dash of German too. My mom is English, French-Canadian and Irish with some Polish way back.

>>39205360
Absolutely disgusting, I want to keep my foreskin actually
>>39205286
Do you like being a Jew?

>>39205331
pretty bad, desu.

I don't practice Judiaism because I don't believe in god. I also think that only a god-being could know for sure if there's a god or not, so I don't consider it worthwhile to think about.

Unless you consider yourself Jewish, you wouldn't qualify as being Jewish by any ethnic or religious metrics, given that you're at most 5 % Jewish

>>39205286
do you live in New York, anon?

>>39205388
>slav, hungarian (euro-mongoloid) and French-Canadian (possible mixture with Nat. Amer. pop)
You're not a European in the Nazi sense.

>>39205559
Maybe not, but he's still White/European by pretty much every other reasonable standard.

>>39205149
Have they let you in on the global conspiracy?

>>39205426

>Jew
>Keeping your precious foreskin

Pick one

>>39205439
Do you identify with Jewish culture?

>>39205559
P sure there's no native american in me

>>39205623
Maybe...

I'm still trying to tell if I'm in on it yet or just watching it from the outside like everyone else in the world.

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>>39205644
I consider myself to have nothing in common with Jewish culture or with Judaism as a whole, besides the fact that ethnically I'm 100 % Jewish and I'm only 5'3.

I wish I could be white... feelsbadman

>>39205688
I wish I could be white too

>tfw dad is part Jewish

Why did I have to be a Jew...

>>39205809
If you're less than one quarter Jewish, you're effectively White in my opinion, so keep that in mind.

>tfw filthy goyim

>>39205835
this is a good feel though, so tfw shouldn't be there.

>>39205824
Thanks mate
We're all robots anyway, race doesn't matter much

t. I WAS A TEENAGE NAZI

>>39205846
jews are superior to goyim though unless you're talking about BBC then blacks win there

>>39205848

I know that feel, being a Jewish natsoc

>>39205882
That sounds fucking retarded. Whites will win. They just need more time.

>>39205036
Ok anon Ill bake you around 60 degrees then.

>>39205912
I guess iktf now, huh. Weird. I guess I can blame being schizoaffective on my judenblut now.

>>39205951
Made me chuckle anon, I needed that

>>39205036
who the fuck converts to a religion based on the results of a DNA test?

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>>39205882
You absolutely right. Jewish women belong to BBC.