/britfeel/

>>39198606
9 oclock and it's dark. maybe less kiddies around when i go to stock up on food today.

Alright lads just dumped my gf for being a degenerate. Gonna go fuck a literal whore instead.

Eleven days left of comeback august, so far ebin has done - fuck all

>He calls himself 'dedicated' to /ourlad/
>He's not even willing to drive 200 miles to meet him

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>>39198606

desperately need to pack in smoking m8s, its costing way too much and making me feel shit but i do just love a few cigs in the evening (15-20 a night to be exact)

>>39198658
Fascinating stuff lad. Hope this is all building up to you having a blog.

>>39198606
cosy
>>39198658
is it open 24 hours

Nth for England is a wonderful country!

>>39198666
>666
>Gonna go fuck a literal whore instead.

You're going to hell for such sins

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>>39198666
>Alright lads just dumped my gf for being a degenerate

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>>39198666
What do you actually mean by being a degenerate? A slut in the bedroom is fine, but I assume she cheated?

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>>39198606
surprise surprise 124

Had to stop playing Sonic Mania for the night because it made me want to smash my Switch to bits.

>>39198690
na lad, tesco express. it's super uncomfortable because even without kiddies, there are 2 black dudes selling drugs from about 9pm.

>>39198687
if you really want me to make a blog then sure, otherwise stop harassing me.

>>39198681
smoke baccy it's cost less money and isn't as cancerous

>>39198715
She had sex in the past and also liked going to parties.

>>39198641
>Propaganda to make us sympathise with literal terrorists

Volunteer soldiers. That's why they travelled to a warzone. But you have a wee rant lad.

>>39198742
if this is his reason he should consider punching himself in the head

Cant wait to find out more about QOTSA! Seems like a really interesting guy.

>>39198742
Even a kiss is enough to dump her, and clearly a faithful girl doesn't go to parties without her man. You have every reason to hate her.

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>>39198729
In the shop wtf,
call the police on them before you go, no drug dealers then.

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>>39198745
>Join ISIS
>Not a terrorist

>>39198755

Why should he? He can dump her for any reason he wants.

>>39198667
I guess the mould has grown.
I'm not a tripfag but I've done a shit tonne of stuff in comeback august, got a job, lost virginity, cleaned room and stuff. This happened in the opposite order of me listing them.
Weirdly nothing made me happier than cleaning my room and starting work, losing virginity was poor quality and did not make me feel good.

going to watch skins and pretend I'm a normie lads. who was the best girl from season one

>>39198781
>>Join ISIS
>>Not a terrorist

That's correct lad.

>>39198787
>Why should he

because the laws of this lad prohibit me from punching him.

>He can dump her for any reason he wants.

oh, of course he can, but it still makes him a fucking retard that needs a good smack across his gob

>>39198729
Do they look like Jay and Silent Bob but black?

>>39198799

You seem like an alright anon, but I have to poke a hole in your 'chips' gimmick. I guarantee I consume more than you

>>39198725
Does it suck?

Was it in britfeel someone mentioned holidaying in Slovakia the other day?

Does anyone know if it's good for a holiday?

>>39198800
the life of a normie is not that exciting lad and this is coming from someone who people would consider a normie. going to parties or clubbing is boring most of the time

>>39198799
ah yes, you pretty much raped her. she the one that stopped taking anti depressants and wasn't meant to drink?

>>39198823
It's ok but it's basically a remake/remix of the Mega Drive games so the rotating block bits in Chemical Zone are still bullshit.

>>39198825

I've always liked it, but I've only been for festivals so I don't know it "in the raw".

>tfw no brown gf provided by The State

>>39198826
I'm almost a normie, skins is just what I wish my infrequent normie antics were like. I really want to fabricate some fucked up situations but I don't have the carisma to pull it off.

>>39198804
nice1 defending literal terrorists lad

>>39198807
>but it still makes him a fucking retard that needs a good smack across his gob

Why? I'd probably do the same in his position. I mean I probably wouldn't go for the party girl type in the first place, so if he knew beforehand then he is stupid

>>39198606
What is the comfy wojak in anime room supposed to represent?
The neet?

Anyone know a bit about seeding/torrenting and stuff?

Absolutely not over my ex lads. I thought I was really past it but just one small thing has set me back months.
I think i might still have a chance with her.

>>39198887

Literal soldiers in the service of the caliphate lad.

I don't like them, but I don't see them as being any different from any pother volunteer soldier.

>>39198834
you do know that in law being drunk is never a sole defense? it can be considered among other thing. it only a sole defense when the defendant is an alcoholic. one will still be considered as giving intent if the jury decides that they would have had intent if not drunk

Is SAD anon here?

I'm right in the middle of my 'summer mania' right now. I've got so much energy I might just go for a nightwalk to burn it off

>>39198834
I'm not >>39198687 I just put on the Chips trip to be ironically funny, so you don't have to try and take the piss lad. Very pathetic of you.

>>39198819
The Chips gimmick is ironic, and thank you. I am working towards being a productive member of society, and so far I've been doing better than all the trip fags.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST.

>>39198917
You're the same guy arguing in favour of eating dogs, arent you? Please can we just have a comfy thread instead?

>>39198888
lad, fucking near enough everyone who isnt a mong goes to do the odd party here and there when they are younger, and it was in the past anyway.

working 7-3 tomorrow. My job is so soul destroying, its literally spending 8 hours just putting sleeves on ready meals.

Only got to do this week though then I can quit!

Alright lads! I like to watch films. I figured that made me interesting enough to become a tripfag.

>>39198941

I'd go for the mong women then

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>>39198666
>Degenerate in terms of bombs an entire gram of mandy and downs an entire bottle of white lightning down the park and ends up knocking her self out by falling off a roundabout and cracking her head on the floor to the point where she has a seizure degenerate?
>or simply degenerate in another way?

>>39198935
If the bigotry ends, by all means.

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>>39198800
the teacher, maybe even the black girl too

>>39198917
The volunteer to commit terrorists acts

>>39198961

wheres your trip?guessingnotorig

>>39198854
I've played Sonic 2 so much, I'll be annoyed but it'll be a breeze

>>39198867
But most the women in this show are white

>>39198715
I don't know if she cheated. One time we both went out and when I came back from taking a piss she had some guy grinding right up against her and she went with it. This guy was a proper skinny little manlet who just waddled his way up to her and she did nothing. She has no agency or sense of responsibility when she's sober, but when she's drunk she is barely human. She drank way too much and way too often and it became really tiring and stressful when she'd wake me up and slur her way through the story of all the guys that were harassing her that night.

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>>39198606
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>Ebin comes into the surgery
>Has been suffering from tension headaches
>Passes over a note full of symptoms
>Wants me to give him a blood test
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>39198974

Brave British boys fighting for what they believe in, far from home.

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>>39198970
Fuck this thread I'll be back in (hopefully) comfy hours.

>>39198929
Hey buddy - don't know if I'm SAD anon but I posted a pic of my lightbox a few months back.Glad you enjoying the summer.Getting slightly darker now but winter still a good ehile off.how far will you walk?

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>>39198971
unconventional but good shout friend.

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>>39198999
What a fantastic post, 10/10, I'd (you) it twice if I could

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>>39198999
>shippers got trips
w-w-what did he mean by this lads?

Wooo Woo

This is your 2 and a half hour warning wagies.
2 and a half hours till your weekend is over.

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>>39199084
>shippers got trips
>inverted satan trips

>>39198800
those american twins

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>>39198800
Ignore Effy fags, Cassie is the one true love quest

>>39198606
Lads, just imagine the kind of shitposts we'll have when the Queen dies

>>39199126

Aye, but it'll be worth it.
I'd almost buy a dog just so it could shit wherever they stick the stiff.

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>>39198606
I do not like this edition one bit. At least its bank holiday next weekend, one less day signed over to Mr Shekelstein, h-haha

Post waifus?

>>39199140

>training your dog to shit on the queens grave

dont you think thats a touch UN-patriotic, my ol m8?

Can't stand having to pretend to like my in-laws. They're all cunts.

>>39199041
>anon but I posted a pic of my lightbox a few months back

That's the one. I don't know how far I'll walk, maybe 2-3 miles, I've just got a lot of energy I need to burn off. I noticed the evenings drawing in, especially at 9pm where it's now pitch black. We're also moving into territory where the days are shortening most rapidly, almost 4 minutes less per day now. That means each week the evenings are 15 minutes sooner, very noticeable.

One thing I love about summer is my metabolism shoots up, so whereas in winter I can eat sensibly and still put on weight, I can be careless in summer and still lose some. This year has gone pretty well generally, and I'm definitely in a better position this year than in previous years, so I think the edge of SAD will be taken off this winter, I'll still buy a lightbox nearer the time though. I'll check in with you again when it gets to autumn.

>>39199156

I think patriotters are cute, but I'm not one. It's silly.

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>>39199111
>>shippers got trips

So did you laddo

>>39199121
a man after my own heart, fuck the effy band waggoners.

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>>39198606
Isle of white (women) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>39199189
Via gizoogle translate...

Isle of white (women) edition

Oh, itz pimped out bein black up in a white hood

>White thugs aint gonna DARE start a gangbangin' fight wit you

"intimidates whites muthafucka*

>Yo ass git ta fuck EVERY white hoe whitin a one mile radius wit yo' dope black...

*cuts ta interracial sex scene*

gis us 5 numbers between 1 and 39 plus a lucky one between 1 and 12

if i win over 2 quid you get half

>instant thunderball isn't fixed, r-right?

>>39198969
Not as bad as that, but not too far from it. On NYE she spent 250 quid for a taxi to get us to her friend's party and then snorted some random shit with her old friend that she used to fuck, paid me barely any attention and then told me to fuck off home in the taxi when it got here while she stayed for no reason at all. Then a couple of hours she called me up crying and ended up walking for four hours through south London and back to Kent when she apparently came to.

She did things like this a fair few times, doing something dumpworthy but then going the extra mile. Kind of endearing but it gets old.

>>39198934
https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

I never knew Pakis were into watching their women get fucked by white lads.

>>39199241

sex is sex lad.

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There's a 30 percent off sale for the next 12 hours on speedcubestore which has prompted me to decide to get myself a new cube. I've done hours of research, but I'm still not sure which one to get. The ones I am considering are the Gans 356 Air Ultimate, the MoYo Weilong GTS v2, and the QiYi Valk 3 (and all their magnetic counterparts).

Most people say it comes down to personal preference, but the problem is I don't know what my preference is. Do I want a fast-turning or a smooth-turning cube? Do I want a stable or an unstable cube? The only thing I have to compare with is my Zhanchi. The Zhanchi is apparently a smooth-turning cube, so I suppose if I wanted to go with what I'm used to then I would go for the Gans. For all I know though, I might actually prefer a fast-turning cube. The Weilong sounds like a hybrid of fast and smooth, so that might be a safe bet. Whereas the Valk is supposedly very fast which might feel a bit alien.

The other thing I have to consider is whether I want the magnetised version. The general consensus seems to be that magnets are an improvement, but some people dislike them. They help stability, which makes me think they would go particularly well with the Valk or the Weilong which I've heard can be a little unstable.

After my experience with my Zhanchi which now has basically zero cutting and catches on every fifth turn, I really want a cube with excellent cutting and minimal catching/locking. The Weilong apparently has the best cutting of the 3.

Some other things to take into consideration are that a quiet cube would be preferable. I'm up all night and my family have complained that my Zhanchi is a little loud. I was drawn to the Gans for this reason, but I've heard that the magnetised version is actually considerably louder than the non-magnetised version. In addition, the Gans M is nearly double the cost of the Weilong M and Valk M. The 30 percent off helps to mitigate that a bit though so I don't mind spending the money.

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>>39199161
i think i get more energy too.went for a walk yesterday actually in the country.totally with you re.noticing the days shortening now.its great that you feel in a better position this year.Think you would find a lightbox a great help.great to catch up, im about here really often.

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Making decent progress on the new wedding image, any britfeelers wish to feature on it? Already trying to add in most of the furniture I can think of and myself
Hope I do you proud sophieposter

>>39199142
What's your job about lad?

Posted

>>39199203
Intimidated white boy detected.

>>39199263

Doxxanon do your stuff

>>39199290
via gizoogle..

Intimidated white pimp detected.

>>39199142
at least the queen might die and we get a week off

>>39199309
was meant for
>>39199277

(if anyone didnt guess)

Really want one of those isis head bands in this ''the state'' show.

>>39199290
i believe this is the Bromyard Downs

>>39199253

I'd just outright recommend the Gans 356, but indeed personal preference does factor in somewhat. I've only tried a magnetised cube once, and while it's a noticeable improvement for massive cubes like 6x6/7x7 that can pop and lock, for the 3x3 it's not nearly as important, and I'd say a slight drawback/

The Gans is rather quiet, I've never tried the QiYi valk though, so can't comment. I'd avoid a Weilong GTS v2 though.

Have you considered getting a 4x4 yet?

>>39199326
Your women prefer the BBC. Don't hate...appreciate

I suffer from awful migraines that put me out at days at a time, can I get some kind of compensation at university?

>>39199274
>What's your job about lad
Its the thrilling world of admin, data entry and filing. Sometimes when I'm lucky I even get to play with spreadsheets

>>39199310
sounding a bit treasonous there

>>39199121
Hannah is sooo cute
>>39199142
aww, what time are you up tomorrow lad?
>>39199274
Can't wait, I believe in you. With the ebin content and op images we've had some good oc recently, the best in months

Lads lads lads. How do I make bigger cummies?

>>39199215

replace [\s] with a space and run this lad

[code]
#!/usr/bin/python
import random as rm

rm.seed()
numbs=""
for i in range(5):
[\s]numbs+=str(int(rm.uniform(1,40)))+","
numbs+="\nlucky:"+str(int(rm.uniform(1,12)))
print(numbs)
[\code]

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>>39199447
>using spaces not tabs

>>39199232
Fair enough girls sure can be odd at times,
I mean i eventually sussed out half way through that she was a physco and completly bonkers.
>Would have random laughing fits for like an hour non stop over things that werent even funny in public to the point where she would be lying on the pavement.
>lunged at me with a knife in the kitchen for a joke and continued to chase me round the house while laughing with tears coming down her face saying you cheated on me.
>would talk about other people on the bus and not even care if they were listening.
>used to think I was cheating on her if i didnt text her while I was working.
>would suddenly burst into fits of rage over the most stupidest things like if mc donalds were out of straws she would start throwing punches at the employes.

Glad to get away from that despite single life desu

>>39199447
this actually work?

>>39199477
I use tabs at 4 char width I just didn't want to confuse things

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>>39199411
Sounds a little dull I'll say, it seems you think the same haha
>>39199414
Thanks lad, trying to rack my brain on what to slot in

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You had a temper like my jealousy:
Too hot, too greedy.
How could you leave me,
When I needed to possess you?
I hated you. I loved you, too.

>>39199492
you're redeemed lad
inb4 this isn't original hence why I'm writing this sentence.

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I...i think ill actually go on a day walk tomorrow, ive been getting better at getting up a bit earlier, almost out of bed before mid-day most days now, still a /nightwalk/ tonight though while its so nice out

>>39199504
BURN THE WITCH!
How in the name of living fuck is that not original?

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>>39199488
yea boi learn to program ladlet

>>39199414
half seven, not too bad but I'm not a person who functions well on little sleep. Unfortunately I'm also not a person who likes going to bed early.

>>39199494
i shouldn't complain really, its a bit dull but its easy and steady and most of the people I work with are nice.
I hope kev will be ordaining the ceremony

>>39199568
>most of the people I work with are nice.

probably faking it, must seem familiar

>>39199568
>I hope kev will be ordaining the ceremony
Didn't think of this at all
he may or may not be already in though
That sounds fine though, comfy even desu

>>39199215
https://www.lottery.co.uk/number-generator
https://www.random.org/quick-pick/

>>39199592
play nice now ebin

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>>39199358
I haven't, no. I'll probably just focus exclusively on my 3x3 for a few months to improve at that. I think I'd get a 2x2 next just for a bit of fun anyway.

What do you like about the Gans that makes it better than the others? What makes the GTS something I should avoid? I was actually leaning towards the GTS right now for cutting/hybrid between smooth and fast/price, but Tbh my mind has changed at least a dozen times so far. And are magnets a drawback because they make turning bumpy/less fluid?

>>39199530
I like your posts, I just don't often have anything to say in response to them

Have a (You)

>>39199121
she did a nude scene in her latest film
she went from being cute to hot af

>>39199678
Imma need some source on that

>>39199656

Magnet tend to make it slightly bumpy, although at least they are more stable if you are rough. Personally I think they are only even an issue for 4x4 or bigger. The GTS seems a lit loose, easier to pop, easier to +2 and easier to corner twist. The gans just seems all round better.

Whatever you choose, it'll be better than what you have now, and differences will be trivial in comparison

>>39199697
google her name, and then put nude after it

>>39199530
this is pretty sweet lad

>>39199735
Thanks lad!

asdfasfiaosiffjasmvlvpapmvmsalvkmsdlgjgoadivmdapvmdadpvoad

golden syrup, cinnamon or apple and blueberry porridge?

doc says I need to aim for 1500 calories a day
and I'm at 850 now

>>39199809
Half a kilo of spuds. That'll get you there.

>>39199656
>>39199727

Just had a 1:20.49 solve on 5x5, felt like a PB was incoming but didn't quite make it, the edges were so easy

>>39199809
Don't be a fatty tilde

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>>39199667

i suppose not many people do, i still enjoy posting comfy pics though, appreciated laddy

>>39199747

i didnt notice how bad the quality on that picture was when i posted it, have a better, in-focus one this time

>>39199825
not really a fan of raw potatoes
and I hate cooking

>>39199494
put len in as that fat hitman

I'm in bed listening to the rain. Wish it was forecast sooner desu, i would have gone for a walk. Oh well, i am a comfy lad and i shall not want.

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>>39199927
this gives me an idea

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>>39199504
how are your gola trainers these days ebin kid?

>tfw my gran killed herself before i was born

only thing that stops me from doing it myself desu, my mum would probably have a mental breakdown
fucking gran, selfish cunt

C4 The State lads, excellent.

>>39199988
Is it, as I suspect, anti-ISIS propaganda intended to dissuade those vulnerable to radicalisation?

Any of you remember this gem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhZQ_VRbsQ

>>39200010

I don't think it has an agenda, it just shows why young Britons do what they do.

>>39200026
>these days people would love this 'brave political commentary'

I'm so bored of the USA

>>39199832
Well done shippo, you solve the 5x5 faster than I can solve the 3x3 haha

Oh yeah, I've started learning the 2-look PLL algorithms

>>39200038
>I don't think it has an agenda
Very hard to believe, when it's on such a hot button issue

>>39200058
think theyre gonna go full civil war soon?

>>39200058
>I'm so bored of the USA

You and almost seven billion others.

>>39200058
>I'm so bored of the USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8jca8ZATfA

>>39200069

Just a drama about soldiers.

>>39200084

You'd like to think so, but they never fail to disappoint.

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haha I'm sure my meetup would look nothing like this

>>39200118
I see what you mean, drama about soldiers is never politicised.

>>39200169

Soldiers aren't politicians.
British soldiers fighting for what they believe in... It's cool.

>>39200149
lucky, i wish i could get to meet quasimodo.

>44 posters in the last hour and a half
>feels like 8-12

>>39200026
me mam loved him

nice lil fact for ya

HURR DURR HI GUYS HERES SOME BAIT PLS REPLY EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW

>>39200219
fuck off fake personality fatty

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Lads, what sort of strange body quirks do you have?

My jaw always pops on the right side when opened far enough to put food in my mouth, clicking like mad when I chew my food. It's audible to everybody when it happens too.

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>>39200213
Forgot my pic lads

Would you lads shag a clone of yourself?

>>39200233
For the last fucking time Ebin, I'm not fat!!

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>>39200149
>>39200205
god i wish that were me

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>The PNG saved as 10MB
oh boy
Here's a jpeg instead

Lets all congratulate sophieposters official marriage to sophie herself

somebody should tweet all sophieposters oc at her

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Can anyone source this quick? I need it to win an Internet fight

>>39200263
>that low res sophie
She's a part time model, surely there are higher res pics of her

>>39200272
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZitq7zKWhyH3fxMyeBnt-qPHJRg8HKlt7FMZtE4tMxansKAFGQsjXdk84xO8JgOh5CGswDM4QjQtDcmX5t4ekuWK7fOy0YqDjR_1tIxdDOiU1gEJGzt3JDk0btG6Rx3qFYDBKeg3MLRY6NlCvGmGM4PSjppjKrZ2FTVu7s76VokssYBMZjX8IjTMUH8542UcdZ3RkyquN6UmqECmllkIA1_1O6tkoQeMQ7OztQGUaIg-X_1VVI_190qQlQaoH0SwMq1SZcNfdR_15ChfFRCqHqV5-srtXAT7vz-FoS86Kla8N98hn7HKS1Pia2Da_1mow6h_1MZCPg_1ZYjt&gws_rd=cr&ei=KQGaWeKCDIbWgAaHr574Aw

>>39200205
I want to meet her in an alternate reality where she's just a poor chav with no real redeeming features.
Without the actress appeal and main stream attention she'd be a total slag for robot cock and i bet she'd even have low self esteem.
I hate how fame and money can make anyone attractive, just look at that cumberbatch fellow.

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>>39200280
Just realised this
god fucking damn it give me like 5 minutes

>>39200286
I need the characters name and a way of confirming its gender

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>>39200263
>Crumpet
>Cilla
>not me
I officially retire

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>>39200263
>high quality oc edits
this is fucking beautiful mate, I love it. Every detail to even apu's hands is fantastic.
kek the wanted sign at the back
>>39200264
if she reacted and called me a wierdo it would end me. good thing that she hates social media because of her fanbase

>>39200313
Learn how to reverse search then you thick cunt.

>>39200263
someone send this pic to her

>>39200322
>she hates social media
oh that sucks, we couldve had some proper bants

>>39200313
That's a boy anon, Alfonso from Fate/Grand Order

>>39200313
astolfo, its a male drawn as a female cause le epic anime traps

>>39200324
I did try that but nothing came up, I thought I'd post it on the off chance someone knew it off the top their head

>>39200353
There's more than just Google.

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>>39200313
Astolfo

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>>39200336
Yeah, she has fans like this.....
https://twitter.com/SophieTurntits
I really fancy her too tbqh
she does come on every now and again so by all means try and make me cry
>>39200317
awww
tv lad on suicide watch

>>39200351
FUCKING HERO, sorry for shitting on your earlier

>>39200368
Well sorry for bothering you, enjoy a free (you) on me

>>39199416
I make some pretty big cummies myself so I can maybe help haha. First is stay as hydrated as possible, second is edge for a long time. Also don't wank every day, save it up for a few days

>>39200263
>saku being len the sniper's spotter

no fap is going well lads.

It's been 3 days now. I thought I'd be horny as hell but I don't really have any libido. I figure I could probably wank if I looked at porn, but I'm not getting any random boners/horniness like I thought I would.

Quite pleased with my self control though desu.

Need help lads.

How do I asphyxiate myself with a belt painlessly?

Anyone else not cum for a day or two and when you do it comes out like gel? Like about as thick as shower gel

Maybe I'm not drinking enough water or something

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>>39200391
I only just noticed that len has a sniper rifle, fuggin creasing

>>39200389
I drink plenty and I only tug it once every 2 or so days, plus I edge lots. I just want to have more cum and to have it be thicker.

>>39200242
>Would you lads shag a clone of yourself?
yes. wanksies are getting boring

she looks disgusting in pics like this https://twitter.com/SophieTurntits/status/899338358371102720 I bet she only looks good caked up in studio makeup constantly

>>39200415
asphyxiation is painful m8, your entire body is agony for a little bit after the co2 builds up in your blood before you pass out

still have this blackpool wristband voucher
expires soon, but i don't feel like going

>>39200058
>>39200104
Here's another one lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvJKk94e6J8

My mum is convinced sjhe lived in a haunted house when she was younger and gets really angry when I tell her she's making things up. Seriously, how can people still believe that bollox in today's day and age

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>>39200149
>>39200205
She actually looks decent in that pic. Nice eyebrows

>>39200317
I did call out if anyone wanted to feature lad :(
Quick, send a good pic to slot in
>>39200322
Thanks lad haha quite flattering tbqh
I left in a few little hidden secrets and might add a few more
>>39200391
>>39200432
:)

>>39200442
Good choice lad. Would you wax himyou or would you jump right in?

>>39200466
reminds me of mine lad
she is convinced ghosts broker her friends leg and burned anothers house down after they played with a ouija board
also thinks her grans ghost spoke to her all night about a week after her death once

>>39200466
>My mum gets really angry when I belittle her beliefs

Hmm I wonder why.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*breathes in*
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39200238

I can crack my wrist very loudly, and continually without needed to 'recharge'

>>39200449
you are treading a thin line young man. if you think 2d waifu posters had sacrey hitmen, you have another thing coming.
>>39200470
she can be quite cute tbqh

Lads,
how do I get a windows virtual machine?
I need to run some programs.

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>>39200238
I have this weird twitch where I pinch my nose breathe in and then let go of it so it makes a popping sound.
Used to love doing it in the middle of exams when the room was quiet and everyone had their heads down, only for me to let out this propper loud popping sound, and for every one to look round and the inviglators to all go "shush" not knowing who it was.
>Hence I now have no freinds as im very eccentric to say the least

>tfw no qt schizophrenic gf
https://youtu.be/9tGT6gjO1tQ

>>39200502
>ouija board

Ah, yes. They all have an ouija board story, my mum does too. Absolute state of the woman. The fact that she pretends to get angry to make it look more believable just makes it all the more pathetic

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>>39200518
Did Bruce or Jimmy Hill live near Filey? Pretty sure Ebin is the result of a one nighter

>look average as can be
>no weird mannerisms or anything
>three people asked me if I'm bent out of the blue at work today
W-Whats giving it away lads?

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>>39200491
>send a good pic to slot in
I NEVER SAW IT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT COUNTS AS A GOOD PIC

>>39200592
Ebin's mother is a heroin addict so his father could be anyone.

>>39200607
>people always say i look like a druggie
>never done drugs in my life

>>39200607
do you have that faggot lisp, or do you do that gay thing with your arms and wrists
or is it just because tfwnogf

>>39200607
>three people asked me if I'm bent
Like...at the same time? In the toilets?

>>39200607
>Bi
>Massive flaming homo
>Everyone assumes I'm straight
Weird that. You must be doing something wrong mate.

>>39200438
Well you've exhausted all the natural options, maybe you're just low t and don't cum a lot? There's that picture floating around with all the supplements you can take (zinc and some other stuff) but I cant find it

>>39200638
Difference being I am a bit gay but I try to hide it.

>>39200643
I definitely don't have the lisp or anything, I actually have a manly manly voice. I also act normal with my arms I think. They do know I'm a 23 year old virgin however.

>>39200650
Just out of the blue in the middle of an otherwise normal conversation.

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>>39200627
Don't worry I've already added her in <3

Lads I've had a few pints if I have some codeine will I die?

>>39200697
T-thanks lad I just wanted to be there for the special day

>>39200686
Obviously so. But I can't for the life of me figure it out.

>>39200697
>sitting right close next to sabre poster

something you want to tell us lad

>>39200697
Imagine having to explain this image to your mum

>>39200697
Xi's presence is oddly comforting. It's like he's happy for the couple but is also there to secure the interests of the CCP.

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i just wanna be attractive lads. why can't i change?

>>39200786
Shipman looks like the stern uncle who doesnt really approve of the union.

>>39200238
>>39200523

video of wrist cracking

https://youtu.be/TzAmD8gTook

>>39200820
That actually makes me feel a bit ill

>>39200820
What the fuck is wrong wth you Shippy

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>>39200768
Seemed a decent place to put them, was going to have mine on the outer edge but decided against it because of the flowers
>>39200784
Imagine explaining it to GCHQ
>>39200818
He's planning a special booster shot for sophieposter

>>39200818
The cake contains a lethal dose of morphine

>>39200818

I was just thinking that, he's also standing which is unusual

>>39200820
I can do that but with the bones in my hand and it's not as CLACK CLACK CLACK and more a harmony of small clicks as it travels across the hand

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>>39200697
You make a lovely couple, chuck

>>39200852

I used to be able to click my benis, but for some reason I can't do that anymore

>>39200757
Maybe you just have a gay vibe that you can't shake.

>>39200697
>tfw it was just meant to be banter but the thought of the wedding just makes you tfw no gf more
>>39200860
>>39200818
At least I'll die a happy man
>>39200790
Have you tried being born a completely different person?
didn't work for me
>>39200889
Cilia poster is being nice! Thank you lad

>>39200238
Lots of weird ticks and shit, some listed by others, they have varying levels of autonomy. Recently though I cant stop pulling my nose before speaking to someone, it's quite odd.

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>>39200911
I'm sure Sophie will come around for you one day lad
after she is aware of your existence

>>39200702
No, but you probably won't shit until Wednesday.

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how are you doing lad?
better I hope

>>39200987
jesus christ, maximum autism spreadsheet

>>39200987
This is so sad, bless his cotton socks
>>39200949
Haha yeah
tfw not even a substitute Sophie gf

>>39200987
>image
quick rundown?

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>>39201004
>He think that's autism

>>39201075
>Aqua Pura
whut?

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>>39201075
Humans were a mistake, this is not how any living being should be.

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i really want a gf Iads

>>39201096
Water. Its how many glasses of water.

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>>39201118
Fugg I wish I could cum on her tits too

Guess I'm gonna go have a wank and feel depressed afterwards again

>>39201129
Eight glasses of water is a lot mate. You only need two or three pints a day because you consume most of it from food you eat.

>>39201118
me too. i want someone to cuddle me

>>39201075
>Awaken >11
So is waking up later than 11 one of your goals or are you a mathematical illiterate?

>>39201075
Brushed your teeth once a week?

>>39201164
But 8 glasses is only 3.5 pints. I wouldn't say that's too much, you need to drink a lot more water than that for it to have a negative effect

Also how many times a day does britfeel pee? I go about 3/4 times but I feel like it should be more

>>39201164
Honestly the amount of lines there is just because the letters line up.

>>39201182
I am mathematically illiterate.

>>39201203
Yes. At the time this was made. Im doing significantly worse now, Im also not keeping a spreadsheet anymore.
These two things are very likely related.

>>39201235
you're supposed to pee about once an hour so that's pretty poor anon

>>39201247
If you need a spreadsheet to live properly then you should probably just end it

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Why is it so hard trying to be not fat? Why must life be so lacking in enjoyment?

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Did a bulimia earlier. At least food is always there for me haha

>>39200987
I recall seeing this last year, would have been interesting to see it month to month. May try something similar

>>39201235
My glass is a 500ML glass, my goal at the time was around 3 litres a day, so 6 of the 8 squares.

>>39201259
Well I've been trying without it and it's not going well, so I'm thinking about it. I am managing to hold down a 9-5 job atm mind, so in some aspects im doing better than I was around a year ago.

>>39201258
>once an hour
Yea fuck that. I'll take dehydration any day, what a waste of time going to the toilet every hour

i want a gf but i dont even know what to do. i have only went on a few dates and they were with women from dating site. i want to approach women but i haven't a clue what do to. i hate clubbing and i rarely go to clubs.

anyone else know this feel?

>>39201265
Believe me anon being fat is better.
When I was fat I was thinking "I just need to get fit and everything will be okay"
I got fit and everything is the same if not worse.

>>39201277
>Did a bulimia earlier.
Lass you need to curb it desu
You even said your dentist said your teeth are getting fucked
Keep working on getting better
Ganbatte

>>39201306
Pretty much desu. I wouldn't know where to begin.

>>39201277
Imagine making out with Tilde. You stick your tongue in her mouth, get a taste of the vomit and then throw up all over her. She'd probably enjoy it too the filthy thing

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>>39201277
It's not there in you, though.
Have you still not told mummy about that and the gender dysphoria las?
>>39201306
My first job is being able to hold a conversation without breaking down

>>39201278
3 litres is too much. At most it should be 2 litres.

>>39201235
Over-activity of the bladder is pointless, if you're pissing clear you're just wasting water and over-hydrated. You shouldn't need to go more than four times a day if you're hydrated.

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>>39201350
yeah haha bet that'd be disgusting

>>39201333
>being fat is better
Ah yes, the great minds of r9k

>>39199979
Why did your gran khs lad?

>>39201306
If you go to a club and you see a girl alone she is waiting for company. Go there tell her name and ask her to dance (inb4 i cant dance, just shake your body noone cares). When they change the song you can suggest to sit down, order drinks and start talking to her.

If she says no at the part when you tell her your name, just look for an another girl.

>>39201376

You're gay lad, make peace with it

>>39201400
if I'm honest these pics
>>39201118
>>39201163
did nothing for me, infact I found them a bit disgusting. But I'm also not gay

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Alright lads made a spreadsheet as well

Who else needs xanax to be able to sleep?

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Attend weddings

welp originaler

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imagine ladd

>>39201409
You're a raging homo ebin, get over it.

>>39201416
Fuck off China-man. I'm not buying your inferior grade steel.

>>39201409

They did nothing for me either the jungle fever is probably responsible for that

The fact is, if you want to make out with tilde, you're gay

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>tfw you will never shag a girl in school uniform

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>>39201306
>Results day
>Go up to a group and try to make small talk
>Girl turns and goes to talk to me
>Heart melts and I almost choke up
>Make out a half decent reply despite being taken quite aback
perhaps not all hope is lost in this mutt
>>39201416
Xi was such a lad at the wedding desu
>>39201428
Whats up anon

>>39201416
>cousin invites me to her wedding
>go to the church
>10/10 cuties everywhere
>I know it will be an another wedding when I will sit all the day behind the table because I am too shy to dance and I cant interact with people
>I lied to my parents that my stomach hurts, and I went home playimg vidya

>>39201440
>Handling the body
>As you can see Barry, he was hit over the head with a ladder
>Really?
>To me
>To you
>Oh you're right Paul
>To you
>To me
>They pass parts of the victim back and forth like this for five minutes

Just popped over from /pol/ lads

>>39201376
Covered in your vomit, Tilde gets on her knees, slowly peels back your foreskin and slurps up your mouldy smegma. 'Yum!', she says, as she proceeds to deepthroat your 4 inch penis without any resistance. You ejaculate down her throat instantly and then the two of you cuddle in your own filth.

>>39201499
Wow what an edgy name, I bet you are a real winner.

You know when a shit smells so good you just wanna scoop the fucker out of the bowl and smear it all over your face until you can't see anything but shit

>>39201410
Kek'd. I want you to keep this up for the next year and then surprise everyone with a 'yes'. It will be monumentous

>>39201447
Patrician fetish
>>39201409
I don't even know whether it's ironic anymore. It bends reality.
>>39201523
Yeah mate I get that all the time

>>39201477
>>I lied to my parents that my stomach hurts, and I went home playimg vidya

I dunno if you saw my post, but I attended a wedding a few years back, tried to bail out but I needed 60 bong for the train home, took 20 to the casino and put it on a dozen which lost, and I had to endure the remainder of the day

>>39201397
thanks for the advice but as i said i dont like clubbing and i dont want to go clubbing just to pick up girls.

>>39201452
a few times girls have tried speaking to me and i have completely fucked it up because i was not expecting it.

>>39201359
i normally just do small talk with people i dont know.

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>>39201531
>surprise everyone with a 'yes'
haha yeah that'll be doable

>>39201447
You can always get an young looking adult to dress up in a school uniform lad. Thought that's probably illegal in this cucked country

Are there many cuckposters like this this goy >>39201522

>>39201568
aye, found one right here >>39201499

>>39201568
No, the rest of us love your edgy sense of humour. It reminds us of our school days.

>>39201568
Yeah there's the main cuck ebin, who flirts with another trip called tilde.
The thing is tilde flirts with every anon in the thread and publicly cucks him but ebin claims he likes it.

>>39201568
Yeah pretty much 90% cucks. You wouldnt like it here

>>39201504
interesting

>>39201442
>>39201444
I seldom find males attractive and mostly wank to girls

>>39201596
I don't like being cucked tbqh

>>39201608
>mostly wank to girls
what was the last thing you wanked to? Mine was just a quick bash to some instagram slags.

>>39201589
>edgy

see this place is infested with Redditcucks

>>39201588
>aye

>>39201608

Would you engage in anal sex with tilde? It's your choice who is in which position

>>39201634
Stick with what you're good at mate: sending Pepe memes to celebrities on Twitter in an impotent rage.

>>39201634

That name really made me chuckle

>>39201634
You dont browse Reddit? Man we all love it over here. You like Rick and Morty at least, right?

>>39201608
>seldom
>mostly
So what you're saying is you're straight-leaning bi at best
That's worse than being a proper gay, mate

I hear a shitpost fire on a council factory farm
Are they howling out or doing somebody harm
On a shitpost jungle somebody grabbed my arm
A voice spoke so cold it matched the weapon in his palm
This is /britfeel/
This morphine of shippys deal
This is /britfeel/
This is how we feel
Time on his hands freezing in those clothes
He won't go for the carrot
They beat him by the pole
Some sunny day confronted by his soul
He's out at sea, too far off, he can't go home
This is /britfeel/
What we're supposed to slave for
This is /britfeel/
And we're never gonna cry no more
Black shadow of the Goodfellas
Falls on a cuckold line
I got my pepe jacket
But I'm walking all the time
/pol/ wind blows
crossposting from a dying board
I see no glory
When will we be free
This is /britfeel/
We can chain you to the screen
This is /britfeel/
We can kill you in a canal
The Waifu boots go kick them
Got 'em in the head
Mummy May isn't watchin'
The tripfaggotry been read
Who cares to protest
Screen blinds in the eyes like a flare
Out came the Jannies and
The anons warned themselves
This is /britfeel/
The land of (il)legal cartoons
This is /britfeel/
Land of a thousand stances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROj_1R36lX0

>I know, I'll write it a bit like a Jewish name, but make it about edgy details from the holocaust! Hahaha! Kekistan!

I finally see who my enemies here are, now. The time has come for an uprising.

>>39201631
I'll just dig myself into a hole if I tell you, it was a 20 something girl getting fucked though

>>39201634
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=FLMedYdFri1cQavk92aXmTIg

is this you? makes me embarrassed people like you exist

>>39201672
aren't we all

>>39201639
don't know if i'd be into that tbqh, I can't see people in a sexual way in real life no matter how hard I try so after the whole anime girl RP stuff falls I'd probably feel sick from it. i'd like to be proved wrong though

>>39201708
>after the whole anime girl RP stuff falls I'd probably feel sick from it

this is good

>i'd like to be proved wrong though

This is confirmation you are gay

>>39201708
Was a raging gorilla involved?

>>39201740
many keks had

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>>39201673
betty good

>>39201708
>that playlist
Jesus christ I hate the jews as much as the next guy but that's just embarrassing. Props for the random Derek and Clive clip at least

>>39201708
>it was a 20 something girl getting fucked though

...by a negro as her husband looked on, wearing a skirt

>>39201708
It was literal cuckold porn wasn't it lad
And it was probably a girl(male) and all

>>39201740
>>39201779
yes, quite close but don't judge me

>>39201731
how?

>>39201708
Are you the repressed homosexual lad with the abnormal hands and chin? I've heard all about you

>makes me embarrassed people like you exist

Are you a Jew or a shabbos got? Please do refute everything said in the videos

>>39201796

No straight man would say "I don't think I'd enjoy gay sex, but I'd love to be proven wrong", why don't you just come to accept you are gay

How would you react if

1. Tilde entered a relationship with a random person who you didn't know

2. Saku

>>39201821
>please refute 74 videos worth of propaganda
yes mate we'll get right on it

>>39201796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk&index=35&list=FLMedYdFri1cQavk92aXmTIg

>>39201821

He is a very good goy. He doesn't want a healthy relationship with a woman that could potentially lead to the conception and raising of children. He'd rather have a relationship with a man who gargles tranny pills ordered off the internet, and watch interracial gangbang pornography, produce by your very own studios.

>/pol/ complains about immigrants coming from shit countries and bringing that shit with them
>/pol/tards leave containment board to shit up comfy threads
almonds activated tbqh

>>39201861
You're a shut in NEET virgin. You've got nothing but time on your hands. Stop watching nigger porn and get started.

>>39201930
>strawmanning this hard
I thought /pol/ hated that?

>>39201876
He's a real freak. We have a good laugh at him on britpol

>>39201306
I tried going on dates and I found I struggled with conversation. How you're supposed to have a long term relationship I don't know. Couldn't even keep it flowing for 1 evening.

>>39201821
Well Ali chanced his stance on racemixing and his daughter married a white guy with his blessing. Also Arnie has very publically called Nazis losers so you should unlike his video.

>>39201944
I don't think you know what a strawman is, chap.

Alright lads what's your favourite porn genre? I'm a big fan of Blacked personally.