Would you accept this if it was offered?

If it was an old man I would suck his dick

>>39191958
I jerk off to stuff like this anyways so yes, might even pay for it.

>>39191958
Hell yes I would accept a bigger dick if the only price I had to pay was some old woman sucking on it on a regular basis.

What is the gain to her here?

>>39191958
At some point in my life I considered ot, but the reality of it disgusted me.

Same for gay hookups. Don't let pornographic medias alter your mind.

>>39191999
Nice nines and one.

>>39192073
Feeling desirable to younger people once again?
Sucking a cock is mainly about the feeling of getting someone off and getting appreciated for it.

desu it's probably even better in a mouth that has no teeth.

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I lost my virginity to a homeless granny so yes.

>>39192142
Sure you did. Keep dumping faggot.

>>39191999
where do you find decent granny porn?

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>>39192191
>It's impossible to pay a homeless person to have sex with you
It's not even that hard you can literally do it right now.

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>>39191958
Hi, I'm Steve Bannon, former strategist for President Trump. AMA

>>39192221
It's impossible for a NEET loser such as yourself to leave your mom's basement, keep dumping though.

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>>39192232
>NEET
>Still lives with their parents
Do you live in a third world shithole or something? You should be getting enough autismbux to live on your own.

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>>39191958
When my great grandmother developed dementiaI made FOUR fucking attempts to get her to suck my dick and they all failed (nobody found out) and I feel bad about it

>1
First time I just tried to shove my penis into her mouth when she was very confused. She didn't even register my dick though and just started talking about flowerpots

>2
Dipped my penis in my dead great grandfathers ashes so she would smell it and suck, but she slapped me in the dick

>3
Just grabbed her head when she was completely out of her mind and rubbed her lips on my penis but they wouldn't open, she didnt even say anything

>4
Started showing her pics of my dick that I made black and white with a greyscale filter and told her it was her husbands dick, then showed her mine, but she ignored it

I want an elderly BJ so bad man, thoseold lips hngggg

>>39192492
Oh man
Oh man
Dude I'm
Oh man

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>>39192492
of all the things ive seen working with the worst of humanity, you may take the crown

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>>39192492
R/4CHAN HERE I COME434343

>>39192221
Fuck she looks my uncle

>>39191958
There is nothing as disgusting as old people.They're not decadents like us, they're rotten.

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>>39192492
>Dipped penis is great grand fathers ashes
>Mfw

>>39192201
imagefap for pics

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>>39192492
honestly elderly abuse is on par with child abuse anon you should neck yourself.

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>>39192492
What the fuck is wrong with you for real mane...

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>>39192492
Holy shit, how can you live with yourself?

>>39192942
>>39192957
>>39193040

Fuck off moralfags.

>>39191958
If I had no morals.
I never met my grandparents so it's not so much a hang up for me.

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>>39192492
This is so fucking pathetic, I did some stupid shit over the last few years but this just tops it all

>>39192492
put me in the inevitable original screencap

>>39193154
>actually defending this
"lol"

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>>39192492
goddamn the people on here

>>39192492
Off all my years this is the most fucked thing I've seen

oregalalaloni

>be me
>see this
>die inside

>>39193669
Hitler was much beloved.

>>39192492
>>39192492
i used to live with my aunt who has paranoid schizophrenia. we would often be the only two in the house. during my teenage years i had raging boners on daily bases, and i fantasized about fucking her. she was around 45 at the time. once when she was in the kitchen i put on a bath robe and sisters underwear. i had a boner and sisters underwear was just small enough to have my dick half way out. i came out of my with the bath robe lose, hinting and my erected dick which was visibly sticking out of the panties. i made an attempt at a random chat. i had this feeling of something choking me in the throat. i felt uncomfortable. she was awkward to and just left the kitchen. im 30 now, we get along ok.

>>39193802
Why just didnt hug her?

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>>39192492
What the bloody fuck is wrong with you.

The thought of fucking someone's mom's , mom is hot

>>39192142
>females are so valuable that they can be homeless and old and still get attention for their bodies

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>>39192492
>Started showing her pics of my dick that I made black and white with a greyscale filter and told her it was her husbands dick
You think people used to see in black and white? LMAO

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>>39192492
put me in the screencap familo

>>39192230
if there would ever be an actual proven 3rd gender, this would be it

>>39194368
Of course they did. Have you ever seen an old movie that was in color? No. Old girlie mags from the 1950s? All Grey's calendars titties, my man. Shit, my family didn't even get color TV until like the 1960's. Everything was in black and white back then. Go damn, how anyone could be so fucking stupid?

>>39192492
wtf man
originality

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>>39192492
I never been in a screencap, please put me in

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>>39192492

wow anon, best thing I read today. Glad to see theres real robots out there

Post a link to this pls

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>>39195294
Here you go, one screencap for you.

>>39192230
>>39194457
WTF, can someone explain this, please?

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>>39192492
I'm not even mad honestly, you are a liar and a funny guy

>>39192230
What the just
what

I bet this threads gonna be on some shitty sub Reddit

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>>39192492
WHAT HAVE I JUST READ AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH KILLLLLLLLLLL YOURSELF

>>39192142
There's a hot homeless gilf in my city butt I'd be afraid to do this because I feel like they'd have higher chances of an STD than an actual prostitute.

all the outraged faggots are trolling, right? i can't tell anymore, not after 'nam.

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>>39192492
this is why i don't come here anymore

>>39192492
>Forcing your grant to give you a gumjob
OAPeados get the fuck out

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>>39192492
>I share a board with this kind of person

>>39192492
Include me the screen cap boys

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>>39192492
I want to be included in the reddit screencap, hay reddit =))

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>>39192492
fuck, why do I even come here

>>39192492
Prove this isn't made up

Post the black and white pictures of your dick
Post pictures of your great grandpa's ashes

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>>39192492
You are such a lier anon

>>39195330
This
All the people giving him (you)s freaking out are normalfags outing themselves.

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>>39192492

>Dipped my penis in my dead great grandfathers ashes so she would smell it and suck, but she slapped me in the dick

What do I even fucking say to that? Seriously. What do we fucking say.

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>>39192492
>dipped my penis in my great grandfather's ashes
Holy shit anon what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>39192492
I want to believe. Thanks for making my day anyway. You are doing gods work son.

>>39191958
>oh yesh i need mah reedin glasses to suck dick

this is fake its porn, old women sucking cock looks nothing like this everyone go home

>>39192492
hi
be seeing you in the screencap my buddy

>>39192492
Would have been more believable if you removed the ashes part, 3/10.

>>39195575
For me. It's this shit right here. >>39195294
>>39194402
>>39193560
>>39195683
>>39195668
>>39196356

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>>39192492
What the fuck, why do I even visit this board

Fuckem before the market swells up with people and they go the way of bitch with kids or fat bitches

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>>39192492
This is a whole new level of fucking insanity, what the ever loving fuck am I reading? Jesus Christ, I really thought I was fucking insane but this shit is beyond my sanity

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>>39192492
This and footmorph porn pictures from yesterday.

Had a good laugh

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>>39192492
>Dipped my penis in my dead great grandfathers ashes so she would smell it and suck

>>39192492

Please greentext some stories in detail please please

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>>39192492
Nice to see somebody who embodies the true r9k spirit, it's been a while. Anybody got that guy who shat on a pepe printout in his bath thread?

>>39192492
Its good to see theres still a few real robots around. Sorry you never got your granny bj.

I would date any girl at this point.

>>39196652
It's the first timeI asked for being in the screencap in all the years I'm here, sorry Anon
>>39195361
That's still nice anon :3

>>39192492

What the FUCK

include me in the screencap

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>>39193560
>>>39194402
>>39196356
>>39195294
>>39195668
>>39193560

Fuck off normies, literal spam posts. You're anon and contribute nothing to the thread. There's no humour, you want to be included in the joke? Add to the fucking joke.

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>>39198497
see >>39198450

orginal

>>39198497
Seriously, I can't tell if it's the same person doing it. The original post wasn't even funny, I've seen way better on here. This is cancer.

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>>39193560
>>39194402
>>39196356
>>39195294
>>39195668
>>39193560
>>39198456
The Reddit infestation is on every board, these kinds of posts shouldn't shock anybody who belongs on this website.

Hey ryan here in potential legendary thread

>>39192492
genuinely hilarious post. I assume it's made up, but then I don't think I could even come up with that myself, it's just so realistic, you know?