>August 20, 2017

>>39191483
>we are now closer to august 21 than august 19
Jesus....

kek Kumar is that you?

I spent my 3 weeks summer break doing nothing but playing video games and masturbating, and tomorrow is back to wageslaving. I'm going to need to make up some excuse for not being tanned and looking depressed as fuck.

Goddamn I want to get off this wild ride.

I'm glad it's the future, I'm glad the future is coming, shut up, enjoy the ride, it never ends

>tfw the weekend seemed to pass in an instant
>tfw back to work tomorrow

I can't keep doing this.
I'm just so tired.

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>>39191483
>going back to highschool after years of neetdom in nine days

>>39191570
nows your chance, anon. dab on em for me

>>39191570
Why the hell are you going back to highschool? Just get your GED. Don't deal with that bullshit.

I start back Uni soon, fuck my life.

>>39191570
Kek, I went through that myself. I dropped out of high school due to depression and teen angst and neeted away for several years. Then went to a private evening high school again when I was 25, but it wasn't too bad because most people were about my age or even older, I only stood out because I was the only one without a job during the day, so I ended up saying up at night and sleeping during the day, which made me extra spergy even compared to my usual fucktardeness. I only had 2 years left of hs so it went through relatively quickly.

Good luck.

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>we are now closer to 2040 than 1995

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>>39191636
haha, nice mem-

>it's actually true

>>39191636
Wow congrats you can do basic math

>>39191636
>people born in 1995 are 22 years old

>>39191689
>people born in 2000 are old enough to do porn

>>39191570
Damn i wish i could repeat those hs years, had so much fun

>inb4 normie
I just had a couple of ''friends'', but what i miss is staring at 14yo tiny asses

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>the world ends tomorrow

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>>39191689
>mfw that's me
AMA or whatever.

>>39191706
>tfw bullied in hs

I guess that's why I turned out completely fucked up when it comes to adult social skills. Maybe one day I'll snap and hunt down those niggers that bullied me, they all have gf or wife and good jobs, maybe I should just kill their families. More likely though I'll just hang myself in my basement, I'm too pussy for revenge.

>>39191636

I dont think so dude

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>>39191689
>tfw born in 1996
>tfw about to turn 21
>tfw you realize that you are not a teen anymore
>tfw you missed out teen love and pussy because treated life like a gaming session
>tfw even though you could score a 16yo and taste prime pussy, people will judge you and call you a pedo

JUST

>have to do basic maths to remember what age I am

>>39191827
>pedo being anything over 11 years old

KEK

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>2011 was 7 years ago
>tfw 7 years before 2011 was 2004
>It flew by so fast
>tfw parents are ageing
>I'm getting older

does it truly get any better?

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>>39191483
>been on this site for 10 years
>used to be an edgy /b/tard

>>39191483
>mum asked today if I would take care of her cat when she's gone
What kind of question is that? Of course I'm not taking the fucking cat.

>>39191570
Same, starting 11th grade tomorrow, im 18 and the rest of my class is 15 to 16. Wish me luck rpbots

>>39192855
I havent visited /b/ in years, its all porn dumps now.

>>39191570
Why not just get a GED and cut through all that?

>TIME. OMG. TIME IS TCKING AWAY.
>why do I always end up doing nothing?
Lets see...
List of hobbies:
1. 4chan
2. 4chan
3. Spending time fantasising about your "Golden" future rather than working for it.

You are living in a never-ending loop of fuck-ups that you can never recover from, anon.
We all suck shit.
Amen.

>>39193048
Are you by any chance mentally retarded?

>>39191601
>>39193009
In my country i cant get any job without my hs graduation. Even mcdonalds won t hire me.

>>39191633
Pretty much the same (exept that i m 19)

>>39191706
I hope these years will turn good but i doubt it

>>39192937
good luck man, we ll need it

>>39191694
Next year, its 1999 now

>>39191765
Get fit anon, iktfb

>>39191765
Also, if you're a depressed fuck then it means the bully has won. Fight with all you're worth to prove he's wrong, bit by bit every day.

>>39193077
Maybe, but did you ask yourself the same question?

>>39193086
gl anon, ill pray for you.

>>39191731
No Anon, the beginning is tomorrow, we have nothing to fear but fear itself

>keep having recurring dreams that I'm back taking high school classes ad infinitum
>stuck in a time loop where I never graduate

What the fuck is going on?

tfw 2002 was 40 years ago

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>>39191483
>there are people on this board that were born after Y2K

>>39192937
If there is a qt intested in you, go for it. or you will regret it every single day of your life

>>39193919
>here's how to get arrested

Feels like yesterday I was 15 years old. I can't believe I'm turning 22 next month family. I honestly still feel like a teen.

>>39191530
you think that's bad I spent my 11 week summer after gcses on 4chan for hours on end whilst everyone else my age went out and had fun in the summer

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>>39191689
>mfw i just turned 22 today

>>39191530
>Goddamn I want to get off this wild ride.
I wish i could, sometimes i don't. Thus I just live on.

I was riding in my car a few days ago. And went really fast when a moron jumped out infront me and had to break hard af. It was rainy that day and i feelt how my tires lost control.. was close to hit that car in full speed. The chance of me diying would be pretty big consider the speed i was going.. afterwards, i wasn't scared nor sad. I just accepted it. If i died, fine, if not, fine. I often go fast, guess i don't care to much and live on.

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>tfw kids and teens are completely different then during the 90s
>tfw saw my cousins who are all 9-17 yo
>tried to relate to them, show them my album collection, my old video game consoles, talk about teenager shit etc..
>none of them care, they are exact clones of each other. They all have the same music taste, attitude, etc..
>they spent the entire day on their phone, taking pictures of themselves
>had a small breakdown, just left them alone for a couple hours, went to the bar
I don't understand. What could of possibly happened in 20 years for this to happen?

>>39194749
>le juvenoia

>your family members and peers have zoomed past you while you've been stagnating for years

>>39193595
Same, except instead of high school it is often university, but it can sometimes be middle school or even elementary school. Is this lifelong learning?

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>tfw my little cousins are 14
>tfw 27 and have more experience than i do socially
>tfw they popped in and my room is a mess and i haven't shaved

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>be 27 HKV Neet
>everyone is so far ahead of me in life that I stopped comparing and feel much better

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>>39193595

So I'm not the only one with reoccurring dreams about being back in high school. Is there a reason for this? I'm a NEET myself so that may explain it.

didn't this kind of thread get posted in early 2015?

I decided to get /fit/ in 2011. I always work out for a few months and than I stop for a few months, Never Making any progress. The cycle starts today all over again.

At least I'm not a neet anymore and kissed a Girl.

>>39193595
>>39195555
I used to constantly have dreams where I had to go back to grade school or highschool to retake courses.

I think they stemmed from the fact that I'm so far behind everyone else in life.

>>39195297
At least you have cousins anon. I dont need to hide anything because noone would come here.

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>grandma aks if you got a job already
>can't get a job cause police is looking for me and if I get a legal job they'll find me easily
>'not yet grandma but I soon will'

>>39197255
How can you say that without giving context

>>39197269
there is nothing to say, I'm average suicidal robot except I have 6 months to serve and I need to avoid police all the time, they are very lazy, only trying to catch me early in the mornings on work days so I'm probably the only NEET on the planet who leaves the house at 6AM on monday, it's summer so I take a blanket and sleep in my neighbour's garden

>>39197402

I think you need to greentext some of your stories

>>39197402
What did you do that got you prison time?

>>39197402
Please tell some more.
I'm kinda surprised how lazy your police is, surely you live in some nog country?

>>39191483
I had 8 months, robots. 8 months to talk to my crush, show her I'm pretty cool, and ask her out. And now she's announced she's leaving the country.

>>39191636
>The 70's were almost 50 years ago

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>2050 is closer to us than 2100

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>>39196625
I'm pretty sure it was posted in late 2011.

It's my birthday in two hours

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>>39191483
Yeah man I am 100% with you here dude clocks sure dissolve fast.

>>39198028
Serves you right nerd

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>>39198810
happy birthday bro, have a good one today

nobody lives forever so ask that cute girl out even if she ends up laughing at you, don't be discouraged just cry it off at home then pick yourself up and try again

https://youtu.be/sYi7uEvEEmk

>>39194749
Seeing extended family now is soul crushing; everyone is sadder and different than when I was a kid. Supernormies I can't relate to talking about their phones and U2 concerts, kids and parents alike acting sad, autistic and antisocial or gender-bending and screaming about politics

>>39196762
Once you break the pattern and continue doing it for that extra month, it all clicks and it becomes like brushing your teeth. Occasionally it's sorta fun too

>>39191498
Oh my god don't do this to me

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>>39199100
>what have you been up to anon?
>got a gf yet anon?
>got a job yet anon?
>have you moved out yet anon?
>why so quiet anon?

fuck these things whenever i manage to pull out of a family reunion the relief feels like ectasy

>>39194542
After I got my first speeding ticket several years ago I never sped again. It wasn't about the cop, it's not about authority or being scared, I just asked myself why would you do this when you really don't have to be back home on time anyway. The ticket was expunged after I didn't speed for a year and I've driven the speed limit ever since feeling totally satisfied.

>>39193048
Holy fuck. I can relate to you so much.

>>39191570
You'll do great, pal!