If you want a GF so bad why dont you just get good at one of

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>female "friend" from high school texts me
>she's depressed
>i'm depressed
>let's play overwatch together
>ok but I hate using the mic
>just us two we can talk while we play

>fast forward 2 months
>she has a harem of guys in a party with her every time she's online
>don't bother playing with her anymore because I have to deal with at least 4 other dudebros screaming in the mic while she giggles in the background

>>39181683
Thats why you go with league of legends instead. If you duo bot lane it will just be the two of you.

women who play video games are annoying, unstable attention whores approximately 99.9% of the time

>>39181649
I dont want to carry some worthless roastie who 99% of the time mains a healer and can hardly play.

Ligit femanon here. If you even mention League to me any chance of me (and basically any female) to see you in a romantic and sexual light dies instantly.

Overwatch is more acceptable, because its normie stuff.

A nerd hobby that actually pulls chicks would be DnD, because thats fun, as complicated as you want it to be, and very flexible.

>>39181649
because these games have communities full of stupid fucking normies/teenagers and any girl you meet on it is 99% sure to be/have the tendencies of a vapid, idiotic attention-whore

these two games are literally a cancer.

>>39181732
Hmm. So should I believe one """"fembot"""" poster or the thousands of girls who play LoL. Thats a really tough choice.

>>39181649
>For League of Legends all you have to do is get good at ADC and youre pretty much guaranteed a GF. Girls really only play support so all you do is just solo queue and you will meet one eventually who wants to play with you because youre good.
I literally did this but I was playing jungle Shaco. Smashed her team. Added her because she talked shit and told me to fuck off thinking it was a dude. Turns out it was a qt living 10 minutes away from my house. We met up a month later and we've been together for over two years now.

>>39181683
rip anon, does she consider you her friend tho, or treat you like one? if so, you should say something to her about it. i know how you feel btw anon, idk if you had been attracted to her, but for me i was attracted to her.

mfw i was diamond 1 adc main and no support gf

>>39181683
OP shouldnt have included Overwatch for this reason. As soon as a girl speaks on mic in Overwatch she gets swarmed with orbiters.

>>39181813
No, I'm gay. And yeah, I told her I use video games to pretty much escape human interaction, if it was just us two talking that's cool, but I don't want to have to be social with her orbiters (she's married anyway, on the verge of 2nd divorce). I guess she didn't care. Whatever, fuck her.

>>39181918
sounds like you had feelings for her. or you're just a petty fuck.

>>39181649
>Gamer girls
>Any girl who spends a considerable amount of time online

99% chance she's got at least 10 orbiters. In all my years of being a shut-in this has been the only constant. I simply just don't waste time with roasties online anymore. I'm meant to compete for her attention like some pathetic faggot? No thanks, if some bitch wants to play with me or be my friend she can initiate the interaction, otherwise they can all fuck off. I'd rather be alone.

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>>39181649
>get good at ADC
Ha ha no. This is the plebs way of getting a GF on League. The true patrician's way is maining mid or top, and snowballing so hard you roam down and slaughter fucking EVERYONE.

>bot getting thrashed on by their bot
>ADCuck raging at support blaming her for everything
>he keeps trying to engage poorly while being down in CS and 2 kills
>meanwhile I'm shoving my giant JarMAN dick through top lane and 2v1'ing when their jungle comes
>what's that? bottom is getting ganked AGAIN because the ADCuck is overextending AGAIN?
>tell the support to drop a ward quick
>TELEPORT BITCH
>METAGAME all over their asses
>ADCuck can only watch in horror while respawning as I divebomb them all in my ult and our support gets away with a sliver of health
>she wishes she was on the other team just so that I would knock her up too
>TRIPLE KILL and take the tower
>she adds me after the game

>>39181996
>sounds like you had feelings for her.
I am gay, as in homosexual, as in I like to suck cocks and crush on dudes. So no. Even if I was into women she would never be my type.

>>39182053
Eh, I haven't had much luck with this. I main mid and always stomp my lane and gank bot but usually the bot lane is a duo queue (guy and girl) so they just sit back and get carried and move on.

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>>39181649
BECAUSE MY PC FUCKING SUCKS
I USED TO GET OVER 70 FPS IN TEAMFIGHTS BUT NOW I GET LESS THAN FUCKING 20 JUST WALKING TO LANE
I DONT HAVE A JOB OR NEETBUX TO GET A NEW PC EITHER
AND THANKS TO (((TRUDEAU))) ITS GOING TO BE EVEN HARDER TO GET HIRED
I WAS GOOD AT ADC TOO AND MADE PLENTY OF ONLINE FRENDS THAT MAINED SUPPRT
SOME OF THEM COULDVE BEEN g*rls
IM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39181649
Because League got too intense to play on my garbage computer.

I almost had a League BF for awhile. Well, he got me into League, actually. Helped me figure out who I'd play, even bought me a couple Morgana skins, but he started ghosting me after the big update that made it unplayable on my computer.

>>39182079
You aren't doing it right then. You don't just carry, you don't just gank, you don't just win. You FUCK BITCHES and SHOVE YOUR GIANT MANLY COCK in everyones face. You have to DESTROY EVERYONE and make sure EVERYONE knows you're having a blast doing it, even if it isn't that difficult. HAVE FUN WHILE SHITSTOMPING. Here's the most important part though. PLAY MANLY CHARACTERS.

JARMAN
WIN NAO
LORD DARIUS HIMSELF
NAUGHTYLUST
DUDYR
BIG DICK ZIG
SUSAN

DO CRAZY SHIT. LOOK AWESOME DOING IT.

>>39182037
>99% chance she's got at least 10 orbiters.
This. I used to crush on a gamer gril but it turns out she was just doing it to collect beta orbiters(like me before I knew the truth).

This is why I play tf2. No normies or females, as they moved on to Overwatch.

>>39182183
who are some good midlaners that can do this? Aside from GP that is

>>39182183
Well that doesn't sound easy to do unless you're smurfing or playing normals or something. I mean I've done that before but its only been when playing at low ranks.

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>>39182120
Quit bitching, anon. I used to have a fucking grand time playing 15-25 FPS.

Its only unplayable when it drops under 11 imo.

I get 5 though. I know your pain anon, it sucks having a garbage PC and no autismbux/job/income. I've been playing the same shitty VNs over and over for the past 2 years.

Hopefully we can change that in the future.

>>39182053
This man gets it. Top lane is chad lane.

>>39182174
I feel like I am that guy but I'm probably not. I remember doing something similar to this for someone but I'm not sure.

>>39181732
Fembot here. If a guy told me he played LoL I'd be masturbating to his pictures and voice every night desu

>>39182216
GP the pussy that farms for 20 minutes before he does anything good one anon

>>39181649
for lol you need at least plat/diamond to get a GF.

Climbing in plat is pure cancer every 2nd game some ebay acc destroys my game by trying to support me with janna/soraka

>>39182183
Nothing is more terrifying than a snowballed gangplank. Theres no where to run but two towers down. 1 tower isnt far enough.

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>>39182254
Wannley?
Is that u senpai?

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Let's list some red flags for gamer girls.
>she uses letters instead of words and uses all lowercase to be "attractive"
>she uses a "cutesy' profile picture like pic related
>she tells you she gets "hacked"

>>39182262
Fuck off roast.

>>39181801
We need a green text on how your relationship went from trash talking to making her tell you she's a girl

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>>39182216
There can only be one answer. Picture related. Got to diamond easy with just my home boy. Alternative answer is just taking manly toplaners mid and fucking them up.

I haven't played the game in literally years though. Got out around season 4 I think? I abandoned the game and my trip for good.

>>39182228
If it isn't easy to do, you aren't good enough. Or you don't know how to capitalize properly. Or you never get in the zone.

>>39182291
I use the Christmas Poro icon that we got three years ago. It's adorable and I haven't changed it since then.

>>39181649
I'm too much of a toxic sperg to do it. Back when I played League I was an absolute God with mid lane Leblanc and Morg. Almost every single game I was anniahalate my lane opponent to the point that they'd AFK or start trolling and be a 20 minute surrender. ALL of my wins were like that. ALL me.

But as soon as my teammates started dying or feeding or fucking up in some other way I would instantly tilt and start raging at them. And it'd turn into a shit flinging content and then I'd start trolling. Have like 7 accounts perma banned for being toxic.

>>39182331
are you a girl by any chance?
If so, fuck off.

>>39182337
The Story Of My League experience and also why I quit for the next 3 months

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>>39181649
Both those games are cancer and I will not lower myself to such level to find a potential gf.
I'd rather have a gf that's not into video games at all than to have a gf with shit taste in vidya and who's a complete pleb.

>>39181649
>took me a year to get a GF from getting good at ADC
one fucking year gtfo

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I absolutely hate gamer girls. Especially girl gamers from league and overwatch. If you play support only, use discord, try and act overly cute, use a super fake high pitched voice i don't even see you as a human being. You're a pathetic fucking whore who uses underaged virgins to boost your ego. It's funny how you never see a toplane or jungler main girl. "I LOVE LUX AND JANNA, PLEASE CARRY ME S-SENPAI!" i hate it. I don't think i hate anyone more then them, they all also apparently have "depression" . Right.

>>39181649
90% of all the girls i've met on LoL are either main ADC or main MID.
They only play supp when they're playing with a friend or with their bf.

>>39182386
>cancer

My thoughts exactly seeing your pic

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I'm not buying LoL or Overwatch for some girl I'll end up orbiting you fucking shill

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>>39182437
>buying LoL
Fucking lol

>>39182437
LoL is free.

Still not worth playing for some shitty roastie with 37 orbiters.

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>>39182414
Megumin at least has some cool crossover art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKcEvrOWhBc

>>39182376
Yep. Just gimme a team who sits at their towers like a pussy and does literally anything else but die and I will carry. But people cant fucking do that. I am there in mid shitting all over my lane and all they have to do is just hold their tower and wait for me to come and rape their opponent. But NOPE, they cant do that, they have to do everything they fucking can to throw away the lead I'm trying to build for our team. God it pisses me off so fucking much.

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>>39181649
>Having a gaming gf that play onlien vidya
Nigger do you want to get cucked. They are right up there with cosplayers with the girls that you should avoid like the plague. Never get involved with a girl that participate in a male dominant hobby

>>39181649
>tfw you skyped with someone that you met on LoL and they told you that you sound like a guy

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>>39182446
>>39182447
All I play is old ass games. My bad

>>39182480
You probably do. Lots of girls I meet from 4chan sound like dudes or are nasally fat bitches.

>>39182053

Dude you sound like such a jackass

>hehe pick flavor of the month mid and top champs

Your whole post is full of unfunny buzzwords. Also assfaggots was only good s1-2. Be lucky you're on an anonymous board or you'd be laughed off here everytime.

>>39181649
These games do not interest me and they do not run on GNU/Linux. Also "gamer" girls suck

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>>39182611
>doesn't even know the METAGAME
Guess you weren't really around for s1-s2 laddie.

>>39182689

I know you're defense mechanism is kicking in causing you not to believe me but mid and tops are the biggest dickhead magnets in that game. Full of yasuo and zed picks that spam memes luke an autistlord. In conclusion, you're probably one of them

>>39182455
It takes a certian personality type to climb i believe. I hate having to be a leader but ill almost always pull through for a team. Game is just too frustrating to not jave a duo with someone you trust.

>>39182806
ADC players are almost always feeding sbitters though.

What is it that makes League such a gaybase for people? Not even the normal gays either its all fucking traps on there and I just want a normal guy like myself aswell

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>>39182806
Yasuo and Zed weren't even in the game when I played the most bruh. That said, Zed was absolutely the biggest noskill nigger when he got buffed.

In short, you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

>>39181649
I play CS:GO and have had multiple women add me to carry them but it's never really that they think you're cool to talk to or funny or whatever, they just want to rank up. Played with one girl and she invited a friend and just complimented him everytime he got a kill but didn't compliment me at the top of the scoreboard at all. Women on the internet are even more attention-hungry than women in real life, imo.

>>39181649

I main sona support though . Adc too stress

>>39183307
Nigga i've been a main supp since the end of S2, and believe me that being an adc is even easier than being a (good) support, the only shit that you need to become a good adc is to know how to last hit and to have common sense, that's it.

>>39183307
"i main brain-dead bimbo support"

if you planned on being useless in lane, i would've picked a different adc

>>39183510
>>39183513

I can play adc desu, but sona support is basically a guaranteed win at my elo, g5.

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More often than not the kind of girl you will attract playing league will be the roastie twitter egirl kind. They mostly want boosts, free items, and validation. Being around them is very draining and dramatic, it's probably better off being lonely than it is to get involved with one of them.

Sona is kind of brain dead yes but she has tremendous presence and healing.

It beats stun and damage supporters.

but these games suck
why don't cuties play tf2

i've been G5-G3 for about 6 seasons now.

gf only plays overwatch

>>39183616
I agree that sona is not shit, but wait a fucking moment dude
>It beats stun and damage supporters.
This is bullshit and you know it, the main counter of sona is motherfucking braum, a motherfucking CC/tank supp.

Support feels

>last pick
>don't hover a champion
>team goes all glass/special snowflake damage champions
>expects me to go tank support
>pick sona every time

>>39183695

It's not bull. But it's fine don't worry. I don't want to explain my secret gold 5 support sona build.

>good
Do you not know how elo works you stupid nigger? you can never be consistently good.

>>39183706
You are shit and deserve to die.
However ty, because of people like you i always win my first rankeds of the season.

>>39182120
So find out what's wrong with your computer. If you used to get 70 and now you're getting 20 on the same game then something is off. Maybe your gpu heatsink is covered in dust and heats up or some shit or yo

>>39183725
>gold 5 support sona
That explains why you're shit.

>>39183766

>implying I don't carry as Sona

Lol

>>39183788

There's no point playing a tank support at my elo. The carries aren't good enough to follow up and I just end up dying as a tank while they scatter.

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>>39181649
>playing league of longdick

>>39182405
>depression

do you think they have depression because they've burnt themselves out on all the attention and validation they get since it's their addiction and now the reward centers in their brain are desensitized?

>>39181649
>boosted fuck who swaps champions every game and roles every day wants me to play ranked with him AGAIN just so he can rage and go afk or leave the game roughly 8 minutes in because of his stupid decisions then will come back 20 minutes later and be pissed off about being so far behind

>>39184143
This
I fucking hate the pointlessness of MOBA's and i have lost friends just because they got so addicted to playing a game they arent even good at (they apperently never left silver) and that i never play.

I once had a friend that told me he got to Gold 4 and then he quit.
He said being better than 75% of the players was enough for him.
WHAT THE FUCK, he put in maybe 2000 hours just to stop at Gold 4???
I just dont understand, because as far as i know even Gold rank is still terrible for League comp.

Tbh only adcs and jungle can be robots. ,
Mid Lane is the attention whore normie that always feeding his ass off with "muh skill" champ like yasuo. Top Lane is either the same mid Lane skills guy playing cancer shit like riven or Chad who actually carries the shit out of the team on a tank. Support is all egirls, but adcs and jungles are alone. They develop toxic views of the rest of league's society because they are blamed for the teams failures all day. ADC especially, you learn to hate everyone especially your supports and develop a fixation on anyone that remotely cares about helping to keep you alive.

>a gm mercy main gets on her smurf so she can boost my plat ass
I-is this how femdom feels like lads?

>>39181649
I have two overwatch accounts in GM, but I think i'm gonna quit. No e-gf and the game makes me want to vomit out of my eyeballs.

I want government to sponser esports

Mount and Blade GF when?

I don't want a gf tho.

All girls are roastie whores

Ok so let me just disprove OP's autism.
I'm peak Plat 1 League of Legends (Season 6)
And I'm also masters in Overwatch
Regarding league of legends, OP said that you should get good at ADC if you really want to be successful, this I can partially agree with since the whole jist of season is cocksucking the adcarry anyways. The whole experience will be completely toxic if you play ranked is what you're inferring. Ranked is just a toxic atmosphere. If one of you fuck up, either you or her will flame one another, the shit is rage inducing.
Overwatch is fucking retarded as well since she'll most likely be playing Mercy, which means she'll have to rely on her team to win, if she dies or if she doesn't pocket you, you get angry, if you die, she gets upset at you. It won't work anon, forever stay a robot

>>39182310
She actually didn't. She was duo queuing with one of her housemates and I was talking to him. He mentioned she was a girl. I immediately started trying to sneak info out of him. Found out she was single and he was into her but she wasn't into him so I started talking to her more. A month later we went and saw a movie together and that was that.

>>39181649
Had a supp gf. Hated it. Because you can't be angry when theyre so fucking bad. Only good part was when she'd solo play and we'd make out everytime she died.

Who /ARAMonly/ here?

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>>39182291
>>39182331
I have used this one since i got my plat border.

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>tfw no boyfriend to support me
>tfw no jungle boyfriend to gank my lane a lot

i'm adc/top main

>not playing the superior robot game: Heroes of Newerth
Game is practically dead, which is good because all the normalswine have left.