My balls are flaky Robot pictures thread

Looks like a sunburn or something

>>39181349
That is quite disgusting. I don't why you would upload that picture on the internet. Certainly nothing anyone wants to look at.

what the fuck did you do to get your balls like that? that's fucking disgusting anon.

I want to peel your nutflakes off and eat them.

>>39181349
Did you glue a tissue paper to your balls then rip it off? What the hell am I looking at

I got something like that after I fucked a whore
Itched like crazy for a couple days, but peeling the dry skin off was orgasmic

>>39181349
Man, how is this even possible??

Interesting anon. I can see some hard edges in the flakes so I think it must be dried toilet paper or something similar.

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>>39181349
Is this a pics that make you hmmm thread?

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Does anyone know the right way to debone an avocado?

>>39181349
You don't happen to use soap as lube, anon?

>>39181349
its cuz you beat it with shampoo or some other type of soap

>>39181489
A spoon? Your fingers? Anything that doesn't have the potential to stab through your flesh?

Removing the seed of an avocado is something that came so naturally to me that I'm surprised that people have thought to do it with a kitchen knife.

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>>39181349

> jerk off with hand sanitizer
> get that
> feel stupid
> kill self

>>39181349
I had the same thing as a kid but the skin was black as hell. Felt satisfying to peel all of it off.


Neevwr fap with shampoo. Kids.

>>39181349
What the heck? I've never seen something like this and I'm studying dermatological pathology

>>39181738
looks like you haven't been studying hard enough

>>39181349
You're not alone OP, I get this quite a lot. Feels kinda satisfying to peel tbqh. I thought it was cancer or something when I first got it

>>39181849
Do you have psoriasis or something?

It's nothing OP, just let the skin fall off and it'll be gone in a few days

Put some Canoderm on it or whatever it's called.

>>39181349
For the love of God, get a shower

>>39181914
*take a shower

origami

>>39181702
Holy shit jerking off with hand sanitizer does this? I think I'm gonna make troll a thread shilling this later

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>>39181672
>Removing the seed of an avocado is something that came so naturally to me that I'm surprised that people have thought to do it with a kitchen knife.
>Having such a superiority complex I have to use avocados to imply I'm better than others

>>39181349
God, that would be so satisfying to peel off.

>>39181672
>I'm surprised that people have thought to do it with a kitchen knife

Of course people thought to use a knife, they usually used the knife to split it open. Using a different tool would be the stupid way.

>>39181959

it would be very shaimful

>>39181884
Not that I know of. Just started happening one day and has been happening since,

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>>39181349
Just looking at that scrote makes me itchy, anon.

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I've decided to commit to posting my dick until everyone on this board is familiar with it.

>>39181349
This fag has been fapping with soap

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OP here, fapped with body wash I thought was lotion

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>>39181349
Is it weird that i wanna peel that skin off and place it on my tongue and see if it dissolves over time?

>>39182111
4chan, everyone.

>>39182111
I think it would be normal if it was your own skin but someone else's ballsack skin probably means that you're gay.

>>39182069
That's one long hypospadias-meatus

>>39182109
Your belly would be sexy cute if it wasn't for those disgusting flakes

>>39182220
Remember it.

>>39181375
Tell me that this response is ironic please

>>39182048
I used to have that but not anymore i think it might be like what happens to your skin if you dont drink enough water could be wrong

>>39182069
bruh you nut sideways

>>39182109
i do that too, feels good to fap in the shower. i was going to say it might be a yeast infection.

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>>39182270
Mine is like that but a bit slimmer and actually clean

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>>39182206
agree, i would put some under my tongue to see what happens

>>39181349

Have the same thing. It's part of the psoriasis package. Had it since I was a child.

Keep your balls as dry as possible, air it out after showers and baths.

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>>39182109
>fatasses are always pasty slobs with shitty health
Color me suprised

>>39182450
I nut downward.

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>>39181349
OP what the fuck did you do to your nuts?

>>39182069
why did you cut it? do you shove things in your peehole?

This happened to me a few months ago, I just noticed the dead skin starters to peel. Never knew why it happened but was cool to peel off

I had that happen to me when I was like 14
It got better but I don't know how

>>39182428
Maybe. The skin on my feet sometimes peels but that's always happened since I was a kid. A mystery but I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

>>39182657
I didn't. My mother didn't understand that waiting until 40 to have kids all but guarantees that they will have physical defects and autism.

>>39181349
I fucking hate you. I was edging for the past hours and ended up reaching my peak right when i scrolled down on this thread. You're a complete fucking cunt.

why is no one commenting on how small OP's fuckin microdick is lmfao

>>39182751
>Fapping whilst browsing r9k
How? Do you get off to virgin betas?

>>39182797
Had this fucking board open along with /gif/ and /v/ fuck.

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OP here
I'm very happy with this thread, probablymy best thread ever
BTW to the people calling me fat and microdick your not a robot. Your a chad here to bully us
But it's did make me laugh

>>39181349
>tfw just had this
Any anons who just checked their balls and found flaky skin go buy an ointment called Lotrimin.

thank me latyer

>>39182751
>Losing his horn over a bit of dead skin

Found the normie.

Stop scratching them

>>39181464
No hmmm here. Drunk whore passed out and some guy with a fetish shat on her for fun/ sexual gratification/ disdain for roasties.

>>39182856
nigga
your dick literally is inside your balls bro
theres a difference between having a small dick and having a microdick that shits just straight goofy af bro lmfao wtf nigga

>>39181349
That's no fucking joke dude. I had that same shit and it spread to the bottom of my balls in the perineum. The flakes will leave small cracks on your perineum skin and it will burn like a motherfucker. Put some fucking lotion on man, seriously. You don't want perineum cracks. You won't even be able to sit down.

>>39182109
Pretty sure thats just dried cum. It sticks to hair like that and dries up.

>>39183030
It gets espcialy sticky and sticks to hair when there is water from the shower.

No joke this happened to me only once when I fapped with either conditioner or shampoo cause out of lotion. Dick and balls flaked like some terrible sunburn.

>>39181959
If I see your thread I'll back you up, anon. I'm sure we can get at least one sperg to fuck up his nuts.

>>39182069
Wow I've never seen a dick that looks like mine. I was born with the peehole off to the side so they had to cut it, looks like like this.

>>39183342
Fuckin FREAK of nature fuck you weirdo

>>39183342
Slitdick here, post pics.

>>39183426
that's just unnecessarily mean

>>39183489
Can't atm, maybe in a little while if this thread is still up.

>>39183426
My gf doesn't seem to mind :^)

>>39183552
Freaky dick cope.

I get the same problem on rare occasions, I'm not white so it doesn't look nearly as horrifying.

>>39181489
Tap the seed with the blade of the knife. It will lodge in the seed. Twist the blade and you will dislodge the seed from the flesh. Slice the avocado flesh with the knife then take a spoon and starting at the edge between the flesh and skin dig the spoon down. Slide the spoon around the avocado separating the skin from the flesh. Scoop out the flesh into a bowl, plate or directly onto whatever your serving with the avocado.