>be me >"bisexual" but massively prefer girls

I never understood how these gay crushes works.
From a sexual perspective do you want to fuck him out do you want to get fucked by him? Out maybe it's a sort of a platonic love, like he is "your bro" and you want to have threesome and fuck a girl with him?

>>39180928
It's complicated desu. I definitely don't want anything in my butt. I want to sleep with him but I'm not super horny for him like I am for girls. I don't objectify him I suppose. Sometimes I think I might be misinterpreting feelings of friendship, but I'm definitely physically attracted to him as well

>>39180611
why did this have to happen. Why do you we have mods pushing pro-fag agenda.


mods come do your jobs and move to this thread to the proper board for this lifestyle >>>/lgbt/

>>39181023
So don't you fap thinking about him? Because of you do is either you or him taking ab dick in the butt. And if you love him, you should be the passive one because there is no chance he goes from straight to passive gay easily.
If you don't fap thinking about him, is not really physical attraction.

>>39181128
I do fap to him sometimes. Butt stuff isn't essential for me, I'd be fine with handies

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>>39180611
>best friend
>no shared interests
>different personalities

>>39181194
Next time you take a shower lube your as and your finger with shampoo, sit like a slav (squat) and try.

>>39181221
I'm OP and I don't get it either anon

>>39181259
No thank you

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>>39180611
>be me
>"bisexual" but massively prefer girls
>not attracted to any of my friends because I'm only into cute fembois and my drinking buddies are all hairy gnarly metalheads like me

Feels pretty good.

Get him drunk and ask him if he'd like a BJ.

Start out slow like, "Yeah, dude, let's jack off to porn!" Complement his dick and slyly ask if you can touch it. Once you're jerking him, he'll let you give him the BJ. Blow him and get it out of your system, or it could ruin your relationship with him.

>>39180611
>don't know why I love him, we have no shared interests and really different personalities
How does one even get into a relationship like this outside of family or being in the army or something? It's one thing if you're thrown together with somebody by circumstances outside your control, you go through shit together and end up close regardless. But you pick your friends. Why would you pick somebody you have nothing in common with? All the people I call friends have very similar interests to me.

>>39181331
I'm pretty similar. It's a gender thing with me. Feminine boys are a major turn-on, while masculine boys don't do it -- certainly not the types I would go drinking with. That would be weird.

Love the gayboi voice. It's like a mating call for me.

>>39181377
He may have grown up with him.

>>39181480
Yeah, we went to school together and there's something about him I've always liked.

>>39181300
Are you afraid of becoming even more gay?
You know there is a thing called prostate down there, right? A finger doesn't hurt, if you lube it up, so go full gay and become a passive one.

Are you open about it with him?

>>39180611
you are not gay op, is just a phase it will pass.
stay strong my man.

>>39182849
I am, yeah. We used to joke about being a gay couple, now I joke about my crush on him sometimes. It hasn't ruined our friendship but I can tell he'd prefer it if I didn't feel the way I do

>>39182884
I don't mind being bi in general, it's just annoying in this case

>>39180611
I'm worried this is me
Is your freind a robot
Describe him

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>>39180611
I know the feel man. I violently fell in love with this woman. We barely have anything in common, yet, I would literally sacrifice my own life to save her small toe. I love her more than anything. I regularly cryover how much I love her. She is the most important person in existence to me.

I don't care that you are falling in love with a guy and neither should you. Love is love.

>>39180611
Please answere op what is he like?
Tall/short
Hair colour
Eyecolour

Or easiest yet what country are you in
I need to know this isn't me

>>39183170
The issue is that it's a straight guy, not that it's a guy. His friend will never love him back the same way.

>>39183235
Op?
Please answere I'm feelin real guilty right now
>>39183076
>>39183219

>>39183274
Op is your man crush from uk?

>>39183399
Yep it's not me
Can tell from the avrage height bit
Anyway best of luck op

>>39183399
>>39183460
jesus fuck... this could be me
is his cock small, average or above average?

>>39180611
faggot

too much BPA / bad genes

>>39183460
I have a friend who I know is bisexual and he told me a while back he would dat eve if I was gay
I laughed it off alothough he probably ment it

I've been kind of an asshole to him lately so was feeling guilty

>>39183521
Op this is me
>>39183076
>>39183219
>>39183274
>>39183352
>>39183410
>>39183530


This is not
>>39183507

And yes both parents are from England

>>39183577
Alright, deffo not you then. But be a pal and give your bi friend a handjob for me

>>39183606
Okay ;)

Rodger dodger