Share your darkest secrets, robots. I am not here to judge.

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>>39175687
Every job I've held, I got by applying online.

>>39175687
not related but I often find myself fantasizing about writing my own epic fantasy novel with dragons and sword fights

>>39175687
I used a girl online just for sexual favors

>>39175759
You got raped boi

>>39175791
we did bdsm and rape rp actually
and I was a dom

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>>39175687
I fapped to a video I found online that depicted a nude young woman in her early 20s engaging in explicitly sexual behavior.

>>39175829
I say! Was the nudity full frontal? Was she aroused?

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>>39175759
That's stupid, that's like owning a Ferrari but stealing one of those shitty civics and driving around the neighborhood for an hour.
The other way around would have been cash, though.

I watch anime, read manga and I enjoy it.
No one can ever know.

>>39175687
I'm about to fuck my best friend's wife.

>>39176463
What's so bad abou t that anon

>>39176518
I am scared to death of a possibility of someone I know IRL finding out.

>>39176553
Oooh

hope it stays in the dark forever anon

>>39175687
i secretly support the globalist overloads

>>39175720
>not shaking the manager hands firmly in person
just disapointed at you champ

I'm gay with a fart fetish

Would never even tell a BF this if I had one.

>>39175687
OP, which Xcom was most recently released when your fanfic was written?

If the answer is anything other than Terror from the Deep, you should be ashamed.

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Me and my friend sucked each other off and attempted anal when we were like 10. Years later, we are completely straight and never talk about it. My friend is a complete chad with a gf, but fucks other girls whenever he wants. I'm a fucking loser of course but we are still very close and we hang out all the time.

I am a pentito.

much shame

I'm into scat, guro and toddlercon

I routinely pick up a football and do throwing motions like I'm a starting quarterback. Sometimes I go in slow motion because I'm playing music in the background so it's like I'm on the highlight reel throwing a touchdown. Sometimes I'll pretend like I was about to throw but I break a sack and run around my room as if I was scrambling looking for an open reciever. Or I pretend to truck a dude for a first down like cutler did with that guy from the steelers. I have a large mirror in my room so when I take a real look at myself and what I've been doing for the past 20 minutes I ask myself if it would actually be a benefit to the world if I just use an exit bag and end it. I'm 27.

>>39175687
i wont betray myself no more, i will become straight and this isn't joke, i'm just drunk

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>>39175687
I jerked off to fantasies that would get me arrested, vilified from my family, and killed in a federal prison

>>39175687
I tried to fuck my friends dog while high in cannabis and xanax.
Everyone else was passed out so i carried the tiny dog to the bathroom and tried to fuck it in the ass.
The little guybwas too tight, ans shit out a piss colored liquid on my dick so i threw it out of the bathroom, washed my dick, and proceeded to jerk off using hand soap.
Slept like a baby afterwards.

>>39175687
I write, read and enjoy MLP fanfic

>>39177896
ls the dog ok

i molested my 7 year old sister while she slept
i still feel disgusting thinking about it

I insert marbles into my butthole. It's actually surprising safe. I'm planning on doing it tonight actually.

>>39175687
I manipulated a Mexican girl into thinking I was a highly successful young man just to get into her pants, and then, I cut all contact with her. She didn't even know my real name.

I poked a hole in the condom

>>39177946
>>39177896
i really hope these stories aren't true. If they are, you should confess yourselves.

>>39176484
That's ironic I'm fucking my best friend nd we are both married haha our wife's have no idea

>>39175687
I'm still not over my ex, its been years

>>39175687
I have this urge to make a rape comic out of two video game characters. And I haven't even witnessed or been at the hand of rape.

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>>39175687
I have to suppress my sick bdsm femdom fantasies on the daily

captcha is relavent

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>>39177957
>it's actually surprising safe
Famous last words. That's what they all say

I have a thing for tighty whities specifically full cut white briefs, I love to keep buying new packs of briefs, Staffords, Jockey, Hanes and Fruit of the Loom brands, I like to wear them but rarely outside the house because they are looked down upon so I feel self concious when I where them even though no one can see what I'm wearing underneath, it's worse when I'm around a 9/10 qt, so I just wear boxers even though I hate them