Hug your family

>>39174787
>>39174787
>>39174787
no that's dumb they think that's dumb you are dumb this thread is dumb.

>>39174830
No that's love they think that's love you are love this thread is love.

>>39174859
no that's not love it's annoying and stupid, This thread makes my hemorrhoids itch.

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>he hugged his family

>>39174787
>that feel when your sisters will never say/do this

>>39175038
It's what happens to family huggers.

>>39175234
Why don't you do it to them?

>>39175234
I've got problems with my sister to. Fuck being a big brother dude. You can't help protect shit. If she wants to fuck up her life by moving out to Houghton Lake with the rock man? I can beat heroin my ass.

This girl never stuck a needle in her arm until she met him. I want to kill him. It's really gonna suck when the court charges her with two felonies and she goes to rehab. She will say she loves me but it's legit hard to get the truth out of an addict.

Laura irish twins mean that its siblings born less than twelve months apart

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Hugged my sister. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually going out for sushi.

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>>39174859
>No that's love they think that's love you are love this thread is love.
ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Su they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love. they think that's love you are love this thread is love.shi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually ter. Might get some dinner out of it. Sushi even. Not an euphemism this time, we're actually

>>39175483
Ah
I get why they're called Irish

Remember to report those spammes :)

>>39175531
But what are you doing after sushi?

Just ignore them and report them. We've had this happen before.

>>39174787
*hugs anons* ; ;

>>39175637
Not sure. Probably find a comfy bar. She kinda wants to go out but I'm not much into that so maybe I can convince her to take it easy and enjoy a last drink in our suite instead. I like to think I can be rather convincing.

Do you think that suicidal anon killed himself?

>>39175710
I like to think that everyone who stopped posting killed themselves

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>>39175743
autism, concentrated autism

>>39175656
this is so randomly sweet ; ;

>>39175809
Rule violations, loads of rule violations.

>>39175780
thanks anon, i honestly spend more time on here than i do with my family so i thought it would fit just well

Do... Do they really think a bit of spam will stop up? Or even slow us?

>>39175858
/r9k/ is the board of manchildren, no surprise if some people think so.

>>39175858
They get bored of it soon enough.

>>39175858
I've been bumping your thread this entire time. Take the tin foil hat off

>>39175827
Are all general browsers this insufferable?

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>>39176000
>I'm the autist
Good one, anon-kun. Now go hug your family.

>>39176064
>Now go hug your family.
why

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I'm on a road trip with my imouto
I'm being a bad influence and giving her alcohol!

>>39175710
Not yet, I feel a little better today
I'm not sure if I'm actually suicidal or just deep into suicide ideation for comfort

>>39176406
make sure you fuck her pussy too

>>39176406
How old is she and what are you drinking?

>>39176406
Anon don't do that, she'll get addicted :(
You better not do anything lewd to her or I'll killify you.

>>39176448
She's 17. I bought her plum wine.

>>39176461
nah she will be fine

>>39176423
I don't think she would like that :(

>>39175310
I mean, I got a hug from the older of the two when I "helped" find some plushie thing she had since she was young. But I guess they aren't all that when it comes to physical contact. I tried, once. Apparently they're not fans of random hugs and shit. Maybe in the future.

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>>39174787
My family is 1000 km away.
And I'm glad it is.

>>39177120
Same
My family is usually just a source of anxiety for me

>>39175599
Do you look like Ashley? Ashley's qt.

>>39172809
My sister bullied me a little bit when we were younger. We got along famously when we were teenagers though and even though we don't see each other much now, as adults, we are still close. She appologised to me about the ullying but I told her it doidn't matter though it felt nice she cared about it. Apologising is a good start but maybe start being nice to your sister in general, see each other more often, offer to help her out, jump on the occasion she needs/is asking for help. Good luck sister.

I'm a feet taller than my parents and siblings, so hugging them feels really awkward

>>39173446
>she wants to ask you what you think of the guy
You really need to ask? I usually get a pretty good idea of what my buddy thinks of a girl through body language, etc. and one knowing look at each other. We don't need verbal communication. It's pretty clear if it's "no" "go for it" or "meh idk you can not try I guess".

>>39173573
>men generally have a problem with it
American men, and more and more european men as well as society's becoming more americanised and prude. It used to be pretty normal for dude tos ee each other naked in locker roooms and such but nowadays with my generation and especialy younger everything is either gay or scary. Nudity is becoming more and more taboo while at the smae time porn and nudity is easier to find then ever on the internet, in public it's the reverse though.

I really need to get laid
And so do a lot of you

>>39178282
Agreed, now what's our plan de campagne captain?

>>39178303
I'll make love to everyone in the thread, first come first serve

>>39178262
Yeah, it is rather weird that the public opinion even in Europe changes so quickly. Even in France you can't go topless on most beaches these days - while my mother got asked why she wouldn't go topless just 30 years ago or so.

>>39178282
I agree, most everyone needs some loving.

>>39178343
Are you female by any chance? pls say yes I want to not be virgin but gay sex seems nasty desu

>>39178391
Negative I'm a male
I'm fine with just oral or hand stuff if that would be more comfortable

>>39178385
I guess people only really seeing naked people in porn more and casually less has that result
If you're used to being nude being highly sexual, why would you treat it otherwise in public?

>>39178521
Yeah, but what of the other way around (how it apparently used to be), making casual nudity more acceptable by more people being casually nude - on beaches, in saunas etc? I don't see why an 'overload' of nudity in pornography would necessarily make casual nudity more unacceptable. I mean, I feel like the whole free love generation had their own porn too, but still had a more relaxed view of nudity overall.

>>39178427
>I'm fine with just oral or hand stuff if that would be more comfortable
I'm not. I'd rather dance with my cousin. I mean it's not sex but it can get pretty intimate.

>>39177652
A bit, yea I guess

>>39180432
So you're a bit qt? You're so cute!

>>39179084
It isn't too much porn, it's lack of experience with casual nudity
In that case, you would associate nudity primarily with sex

Did the white guy die?

>>39175710
Which suicidal anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6FteMBI5dc
Music/dance bump. This almost made me cry, I need to get a hold of myself jesus.

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>>39174787
>ywn hug your father again
coming back here was a mistake

>>39182665
I'm so sorry man. That's why it's important to keep the family ties strong.. You don't want it to end with regret over how much better you should've been to each other. I'm gonna see my dad tomorrow, maybe I'll even try to hug him. Again, I'm sorry about your father and I hope you had good relations with him, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to bed, and try to mend my relatuionship with my father tomorrow.
Also, to no one in particular, keep the thread alive for me will you?

Britbong here, is anyone here ready to bump for a few hours? I'm going to sleep.

>>39183356
Nope, not a soul.


Livvy, are you okay? I'm worried about you.

Livvy?

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Hey Bear hope you're doing alright.

I keep imagining a star imploding and then exploding after it becomes too dense
It's very therapeutic

I ship beargguy and kissy desu
But their greedy siblings are keeping it from becoming a reality

>>39184065
i dont know i kind of want to see him and laura become a hyperdense material

>>39184228
Why? What makes them seem like a likely couple?

>>39184298
they seem cute and i just think it would be funny to watch nothing happen

This is r9k lesgen right?

I want to talk about my yuri desires and I hate lgbt I know you're here austrianon

>>39184324
>they never speak a word or touch on any of their dates

>>39184382
Shh, she's sleeping. Tell us more.

>>39184409
I was just dragged to a football game today and this obvious chapstick was super into it infront of me and I was twisting in my seat over her.

>>39184426
>chapstick
Uhh, care to say that in words regularly used to describe humans?
Why were you dragged to the game? Why didn't you talk to her? Have you had desires like this for anyone else?
Are you gay or bi?

>>39184382
If two dykes flirting occasionally makes this a lesbian general you have found the right thread.

>>39184465
She means chapstick lesbian. Butcher than a lipstick lesbian but not a full on bulldyke.

>>39174787
>show with an actual female siscon
>no let's use an image with two completely unrelated girls
you could've even done kaede and himawari

>>39184465
Like kinda tomboyish but kinda girly still. The type of girl that has both wife beaters and blouses in her wardrobe. My dad's friend is a season ticket holder and he was taking his daughter. He thought it would be nice to bring his daughter along too. She was barely 8 years old. I have no moves, definitely not the type to initiate anything at all. I'm a whimp. Obviously I would have, I just thought she was really hot and her passion about the game was super cute. I only like girls.

>>39184495
Good enough I guess. Probably not gonna post much if at all. Just wanted to talk to someone that I knew was nice.

>>39184515
Yeah

>>39184572
How feminine are you? Why didn't you say "Hi," that's all it takes to start a conversation. Good luck for the next time you see a girl you like.
How old are you? When did you know you only liked girls? How did people react to it?

>>39184572
You'll fit in well here.
What do you want out of the thread? To talk to Austria and stuff?

Gah-lee you guys are a couple of detectives here.

>>39184654
I'm feminine but like not really feminine. I mean I wear skinny jeans and a hoodie everyday and have long hair but I'm not into make up at all. Saying is a lot easier than doing. I am 18, I knew I liked girls because I thought they were cute and boys are not. Also Sailor Moon made my whole body go into outerspace especially jupiter My dad was like "Well I love you but I don't think it's right." and then it eventually turned into "Look at her, isn't she hot?" in like two years. My rest of my family still struggles because I'm from a redneck bloodline.

>>39184712
I just wanted to talk about girls.

>>39184891
You'll get better at talking to girls with practice. I'm glad you weren't disowned or kicked out. You seem nice.

>I just wanted to talk about girls.
A lot of them are cuddly and smell nice

>>39184974
>A lot of them are cuddly and smell nice.
I wouldn't know. I'm not experienced outside of when I shared a bed for a night with my cousin a couple months ago.

>>39184891
>I just wanted to talk about girls
I'm sure austria will help you when she wakes up, or ella when she stops being dead, although she's bi.

tfw not the only migrant from /clg/

>>39185072
Do you go outside often? That's one of the best ways to meet pretty girls that are into other pretty girls. Good luck finding one.

No im living in this shit timeline because of them,fuck i hate everything

>>39185095
Ayy

>>39185099
>Do you go outside often?
lol

I should probably go to a cool edgy coffee shop or something. I'm not really looking in all honesty. A gf would always be nice though.

>>39185181
>cool edgy coffee shop
Eh, depends on what you like and what kind of girl you're looking for.
Are you going to become a regular, or chat with Austria and leave?

>>39185260
I don't know if I'll ever come back or just come back once or come back all the time.

18 year olds seem so young.. Whenever somebody is that young I go into big brother instincts

>>39174787
>Hug your family

I need a family to do that with first.

>>39185277
Well, you're welcome to come back any time. Remember to hug your family once in a while.

>mom's birthday is approaching

what should i get her?

>>39185311
My mom is lucky to get a text message on her birthday

>>39185181
Almost every time I look to see what /clg/ is up to it's just people ranting about mtfs for half of the thread. I don't know why I still check. This place has a much nicer community, ignoring the shitposters.

How did you find out austria was here anyway?

>>39185282
My dad always reminds me that I'm young. He says being 18 is like being 1. You graduate high school, you start making real life choices, a lot of people move out.

>>39185305
ok lol

>>39185415
Yeah lgbt is really gross in general. It's a shame the rest of 4chan is so conservative because it's hard to talk about not straight things without being buttfucked by pepes and spam anywhere else.

Some shitter said she was here though. "I found austrianon in an incest thread on r9k!" So I lurked a little to see what was going on.

>>39185072
>shared a bed for a night with my cousin a couple months ago
This is the perfect thread for that story. Was there cuddling?

>>39185458
I'm sure she'd love to chat with you if she has time time in a few hours. As for me, I'm off to bed, so goodnight. Have a nice day/night.

>>39185458
Yeah, I feel a little protective over young anons in the thread, I guess
It's sort of weird but I can't help it

Regardless, what's your favourite dinosaur?

>>39185499
Uh ok

>going to redneck paradise, aka a river
>meeting family at a hotel halfway then driving the rest of the way caravan style
>put in a room with my cousin who's 13
>she wasn't very comfortable at first
>kinda bothered by the hotel
>it was a little spooky
>so she was pretty close at first
>scooted away once we actually got to sleeping

>>39185526
Whichever the little dinosaur in land before time is.

>>39185458
If you want to pass the time you can read about Austria's sexytime adventures and constant flirting with the other girls here if you search her trip on the archives. It gets pretty hot.

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>Me and big sis went to chill with our separate groups of friends all day
>Both groups kinda got smushed together at the end of the day 'cause we both picked the same house to chill in
>Goofed off with big sis a bunch 'cause fuck why not
>New friend asks how long we've been dating
>Big sis's sides entered orbit and haven't been seen since
Ayyyyyyyyyy
Too tired to make sense of what i missed, ya'll were just talking about getting naked or some shit.
Hope you're doing alright bearguy.

>>39185659
>friend asks how long we've been dating
You should've answered your age and took it seriously to mess with them

Why is this thread a thing? I really want to know. I see it all the time.

>>39185784
Because "robots" never show their families any love, so we're encouraging them to give them hugs, tell them they love them, and do nice things for them more often.

>>39185895
But they never show me any love either. The opposite actually. It's partly why I'm a robot in the first place.

>>39185699
Would'a made a joke about it if sister didn't start laughing tbqh.
Guess one other thing happened ya'll might find funny/incesty. Sis came outta the bathroom right before we left and said something like "Damn, four people could fit in that shower", then she looked around at the three other people still there and started laughing. The same new friend said "I'd make a joke if your brother wasn't here", and the ho wouldn't stop laughing until we were halfway to our cars.

>>39185784
Because a community formed around it, most of the thread is simply people talking, taking interest in others lives and sharing stories. It's also fairly isolated from the bitterness on this board which makes it nice to post in.

>>39185983
I think your new friend is secretly shipping you two.

>>39185931
Then you should be the one to break the cycle. Make your family better.

>>39186030
If you're real tight with your sibling a lot of people start to do that. It might be different because I'm a twin, or how we like to cuddle and be really close together physically our whole life, and to be honest they don't know that we do but we fuck. So I guess they were right.

Probably a different situation.

>>39186096
>If you're real tight with your sibling a lot of people start to do that

what do they say?

>>39186030
Ehhh, you're not all wrong. He said he thought we were cute together until he found out the real shit. Dunno if he's shipping it anymore.

>>39186160
Our friends usually like to tell us to get a room, refer to her as my wife and me as her husband, and refer to everything we do together like we're dating or a couple. They say we go on dates, one time her friend called me my sister's boytoy. It's a little ironic now since things have gotten pretty real. I can't wait to see what they say about us sharing an apartment when we move in.

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>>39186096
>fucking your twin
holy shit this is next level incest

>>39186299
I think it's mostly because our parents didn't do a great job. Shared a room into puberty, never separated, never able to do activities where we had to be separated, basically encouraged to be tied by the hip, they didn't care and somewhat encouraged our physical closeness even when it probably got too far for siblings, and apparently knew about our early sexual exploration and did nothing. At times my thoughts get a little dark and I start to wonder about life if they did a better job and even sometimes wish I got to try it. In the end my sister is genuinely who I believe to be my soulmate and I can't imagine being with someone else now.

>>39186389
What about the children you will inevitably have?

>>39186625
Not every couple needs to be parents

>>39186802
Over the years you are bound to slip up. You can't deny the possibility of it happening.

>>39187022
In a relationship like that I think getting a vasectomy would be your best bet.

>>39186389
this is too qt

>>39174787
>privileged anime poster thinks life is all raindrops and fairy tales

>>39188382
>or they're just pretending because they know life is hell

>>39188398
>life is hell
good

i'm glad everyone has to deal with it and can't avoid it by being rich or some other way

>>39188437
Life isn't hell naturally imo. But humans have created hell for themselves.

Sometimes even rich/privileged people get fucked but yeah it's largely not them.

>>39188501
shtu the fuck up

go get paid pennies on the dollar for defending rich people online

>>39188506
Why are you so upset?

I simply said that sometimes not even power/money can keep you safe from the hell humans have made for themselves. Which is a fact.

>>39188522
stop replying to me retard

>I simply said that sometimes not even power/money can keep you safe from the hell humans have made for themselves.

good

>>39188527
Eventually you'll learn to love my replies, eventually.

>>39188506
>get paid pennies on the dollar for defending rich people online
I don't think you know what that phrase means. Please take your negativity to a different thread.

I'm not even gay but I hug my family sometimes

>>39188543
no
>>39188550
it literally means getting paid little for doing a job

>>39188816
It literally means getting paid less than a material's set value, not simply being paid little. Nobody's being paid to defend rich people online anyway.

Goodbye, shut the door on your way out.

>>39188506
What do rich people have to do with this anon?

>>39188816
Just give it time anon, just give it time.

>>39188847
do you think phrases are unable to change meaning

you will be surprised to see then that literally has been changed to mean figuratively
>>39188867
read the post that was being replied to?

>>39188867
>>39188884
Shh, leave them be. They'll literally get bored and stop posting here if nobody replies to them.

Is it monday yet? I want to search for the smol one.

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>lesgen found me
Well fugg.
Seriously though hi anon, whichever lesgen you are from but I hope it's /clg/
Also, morning. Besides the usual sister cuddling, or rather Lovecraftian limb entanglement that counts as 'sleep' for all women in my family apparently, I'm not doing a whole lot today yet. Packing up, then having breakfast/coffee and off to the airport at one or so.

>>39189493
>Lovecraftian limb entanglement
That sounds horrifying Austria

>>39189520
It is beyond horror, Laura, in that small placid valley of pure, nameless and incomprehensible insanity that lies beyond the mountains of madness, where men serve the Blind Idiot God in spastic dancing and sacrifice themselves to Him by the scores, grinning happily.
Lovecraft is fun.
Also did you post in that masturbation thread?

>>39189556
Definitely wasn't her. She doesn't have a daddy-daughter fetish.
Did you really think she could masturbate that long? She dislikes it, for whatever reason. She should start doing it more, honestly.

>>39189605
Yeah, that kinda threw me off but you never know.
She definitely should. Can't let cervical cancer win.

>>39174787
how is this a completely original post?

>>39186389
When GoT gets real. Holy shit nigga what in the actual fuck. You sound ok though, not abusive. It's maybe messed up you ended up this way but there are far worse ways of becoming trapped in an incestoues relationship.

>>39186389
That seems not all *that* uncommon to me. Twins seem to have a really strange, exceptionally close relationship most times. At least the two I know do. Not in a romantic way (I assume) but like you said, joined at the hip basically.

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>family is 2500 miles away

>>39188437
>i'm glad everyone has to deal with it and can't avoid it by being rich or some other way
Reminds me of the documentary/movie "Machines". This worker dude gets one last clip all the way at the end of the movie. He says that his only solace is that when rich people die they are, in the moment of their death, alone and have nothing also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm0gxjao36E

good morning, thread.

>tfw missing onee

>>39190828
Where's your onee off to?

>>39191239
she lives in a different state. it's been that way several years but i still miss her.

>>39191345
I see. Well, you can call her at least and such. But yeah I definitely understand missing her.

Either I'm banned or 4chan's glitching out on me

What's with the slow thread

>>39190828
I'm missing my onee-san as well, but she's coming back next week and I'll get to see her again.
>>39192411
Idunno man, nobody has anything to contribute or doesn't feel like contributing, idunno what it is.

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>>39192411
Not much contribootin' going on I guess. It'll pick up again. I'm just stuck at the airport with shitty internet for now.

I want to fuck my sister's face.

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>>39182665
i lie awake fearing the day im in your shoes anon, i dont know what ill do

>>39192411
Past werk has been hecktic with a tivity and preparing for school

>>39190101
thanks

where can i watch it

>>39193259
I saw it at the "Movies that matter festival" in the Hague this spring, I don't know where you would find it on the internet, sorry. Maybe there's a movie festival like that near you where they might show it, otherwise your guess is as good as mine.

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>>39192411
I don't know, isn't it always slow at this time
I haven't been around much, just sleeping a lot hoping I'll wake up feeling better eventually. I don't have much else to do.

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Ya'll got a friend.
Slept with big sis because why the fuck not she said I could, woke up to her taking a selfie with be in the background and saying she should send it to the dude who thought we was dating. Don't think she did it but still, this dumb ho.

>>39194620
>not dating you're sister
Never gonna make it.

>>39194752
Bruh I dont think I'll die if I can't date my sister.

>>39194932
That's where you're wrong, buddy. In any case, you'll be missing out on something truly great.

>>39174787
I hug them everyday tbqh.
>>39175656
*hugs*

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>"Hey anon who else should we invite to use that four person shower with us?"
>"Oh my god I was kidding, stop thinking so hard, hahahahah"
>"Alright I'm going out, see you later my dear boyfriend"
Bruh.
>>39194951
Mehbe. Or maybe this bitch acts even crazier in the head if you're dating her ass, who can say.

>>39195158
Perfect opportunity to kiss her, when she's calling you her boyfriend

>>39195158
>maybe
>implying
I'm sure you know your sister best considering. Don't let your dreams be dreams. I believe in you.

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>>39175531
Then she'll meet a strong masculine Mediterranean man and sneak off to get fucked senseless while your skinny lesbian incestuous is left at the hotel crying how you want your older sis all to yourself.

>>39175710
He got out of the hospital a while ago

>>39181789
The dumbass who tried to OD on herion

Good morning everyone
Thinking about pokemon..

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>>39195187
Assuming I wanna kiss this chick, brah.
For some reason that shit sounds even weirder and feels weirder to talk about then all the sex stuff, fuck my dumb ass.
>>39195198
Bruh I don't even anymore, I can't date the ho but if I falll into another universe where I can I'll let you know.

>>39195325
You fucking autistic sissy, go play with your boyclit

>>39195351
Ask big sissy for a kissy

>>39195367
Uh excuse me
I'm not nearly feminine enough to be a sissy, sadly, and you would be best not to remind me

>>39195416
Try harder, act like a female, but you'll never really be one. So keep crying yourself to sleep at night.

>>39195454
What is your purpose here?
I'm pretty aware of the physicality of things.

>>39195486
Are you training your boypussy properly?

>>39174787
This thread is ducking gay, die op and don't come back

>>39195504
When I was in highschool my gf was into anal play so I did then but not much since

>>39195557
Better get back to it, sissy.

>>39174787
*kicks you in the baIIs*

>>39195599
Maybe one day, I'm not too concerned about it

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>>39195221
>a strong masculine Mediterranen man
In Edinburgh? Not a fiery redhead in a kilt?
Either way you're about a day late, we didn't go to any club after dinner and just headed back to the hotel.

>>39195351
Well, kissing is pretty weird if you think about it.

Also boarding soon, and we'll be home in a few hours. My stupid sister had a bit too much at the Johnnie Walker's bar here and is currently just nudging me and giggling.

>>39196036
Your sister sounds fun to party with
Next time you guys vacation can I come?

Page 10 absolute worst page bump

>>39197274
Shouldn't have bothered to bump

>>39197291
The thread is always worth a bump.

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>Sis had lunch with the guy who thought we was dating
Wat a tweest.
>>39196036
Yeah wll it's not weirder than stabbing the Gaping Dragon with your Black Knight Greatsword.
Or rubbing two sticky wet hotdog buns together in your case.
Analogies are fun.

>>39197437
Some motherfucker is trying to steal your sister, are you gonna let him get away with that?

>>39197702
Yeah probably.
She said he's too weird for her if that makes you feel better tho.

>>39197812
>probably
Bad otouto.

>>39197437
My sister went on a date once. She made him let me come, I didn't really want to come but I did. She spent more time with me than him. I went on a couple dates before and she texted me the whole time. It can be weird if you're closer than normal.

>>39197830
Historically speaking, I can't stop the woman from getting dicked even if I tried, so why bother?
>>39197876
Yeah we're way more "normal" than you, no offense. Big sis used to date all the time, its not rly a big deal.
When I was like 16 she made me go with her and her bf at the time to a bowling alley 'cause she liked the dude and wanted me to like him. Didnt really work, the nigga was creepy and kept trying to grope or make out with the chick while I was looking.

>>39198069
Historically speaking, I bet you didn't even try. Just like you aren't trying right now. Step your game up.

>>39198069
I know we aren't normal or really what's supposed to happen. You guys seem close though so it could still bring its struggles and confusion.

>>39198100
Ayyy, I only tried once, 'cause she was dating a particular asshole. She got all mad and just called me a stupid kid and shit.
Guess these days I'd try to talk her out of dating a person if they're obviously trash, I dunno how much she values my opinion tho.

>>39198218
You guys seem to get along pretty well. Much better than my sisters and I, that's for sure. You never know until you try. Wait, do you consider yourself trash?

>>39198289
>do you consider yourself trash?
Naaah, I feel okay about myself. If we wanna get all objective ima virgin who mooches off his more-successful sister for a home and job, but I feel like I do okay all things considered.
But yeah, even if incest was fine, I got nothing to offer big sis besides company and conversation, don't gotta be the ho's lover to offer that.

>>39198573
Aw, come on. You can admit that you love your sister. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
>I got nothing to offer
Besides purest love, that is

>>39198617
Wut, already said I love the bitch, didn't think it was a secret.
>purest love
Yeah sure whatever, pretty sure I'm getting less and less pure with her these days.
But whtevr I don't actually give a fuck, I love her how I love her.

>>39198862
What? There's nothing impure about love between siblings. Don't be like that.

>>39198939
Okay I love the ho, there you go, we pure now.
Ima need to clean this place before the ho in question gets home, see ya'll weirdos later.

>>39199013
Don't forget to kiss her and tell her you love her.

>>39196166
She's pretty fun yes. I'm not hugely into partying, gotta say, but she's going out occasionally.
But no, can't let you go on vacation, sorry. It's very honeymooney.

>>39197437
>rubbing two sticky wet hotdog buns together
That sounds much grosser than it actually is. I mean, not that I know how it actually is.

>>39198939
Please stop this
Incest is anything but pure

>>39199284
Says who and for what reason?

>>39199284
>pure
That's exactly what it is.

>>39199301
>>39199304
Eek I forget myself
I will leave if I'm so out of place

>>39199331
No but I'm curious.
What in it is so appalling to you?

>>39199367
It isn't appalling by itself
It's the anons trying to push others to incest that bother me

>>39199455
I completely agree with you.
There are definitely a few who do take it over the line, but most people here either playfully encourage it or plainly discourage it.

>>39199580
Well, I'm glad you feel that way, too
It makes me feel less weird

>>39199455
Agreed, the repeated lines make it rather irritating to see.

Ellie, you've ruined me. I've been napping for 18 hours.

>>39199672
You seriously slept for 18 straight hours?

>>39199718
Not straight, no. Wake up, go back to sleep. I have things to do, pls help.

>>39199760
Do it for your little sister. I know that gets me up.

>>39199672
That's sleeping, not napping
>>39189556
No, I didn't
Anyhow, mom's back and the week wasn't as fun and excitement filled as a planned so that's that
At least we got some lounging time and had a good day out and he got some time off

>>39199814
Pay attention you dumb little cunt, jesus fuck.
So, have any plans for this week?

>>39200003
>Pay attention you dumb little cunt, jesus fuck.
That's rather rude, anon.

>>39200003
Uh what...
No plans yet...

Alright, I got my minni pizza's, my crisps and my beer. Now anybody want to talk or what?

>>39200594
What kind of beer you got anon?
I picked up a locally made stout toast, pretty excited to try it

>>39200594
What do you want to talk about?
Moreover, who are you?

>>39200714
Stout *today, of course, not toast

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>"Aww, thanks for cleaning, you're so sweet"
>big ol' sloppy forehead kiss
>Barely ten minutes later
>"So you cleaned up because you were jacking off right?"
>"Oh yeah sis, that's totally why I scrubbed the stove"
>"And made my bed"
>"Man shut up"
Typing stuff out for ya'll makes me realize we're a bunch of dumbos.
>>39199455
>>39199580
>>39199619
I mean as a guy with a sister I'm surprised there aren't way more people talkin' that kinda stuff. Sorry if me talking to those guys eggs them on or whatever, I just like seeing where the talk goes, it's kinda fun.

>>39200766
It goes nowhere unless you make it go somewhere. It's not like anyone else here has a sister.

>>39200829
Ayyy, guess you're kinda right. If people really dont like the "fuck yo' sister" people i'll stop egging them I guess.

>>39201091
What I mean is, no amount of telling you to fuck your sister is gonna get you to fuck your sister. You can already be fucking your sister right now, and nobody in this thread would know. It's all up to you.

>>39201128
Hah, that'd be some shit. But yeah I get what you mean now.
Gonna roll for old times sake, tryna find the roll thingy.

>>39201173
I don't know if you're denser than Bearguy or just fucking with me. Surely you knew this already.

>>39201257
I mean I already got that, it's just I didn't know what you were trying to say at first, and then you laying it out just made me laugh 'cause I'm dumb.
3 was hug the ho until she makes you stop right?

>>39201343
Try to touch some boob while you're at it. Preferably with your face.

>>39200714
I finished off my Trappist Trippel, that ones for the good taste, now I'm ha;fway down my sixpack Heiniken. I don't usually drink the latter as I don't hold it in high regard but it was on sale at a local supermarket chain the past week and I couldn't pass up on 3 bucks per sixpack for it.
>>39200736
Idunno what to talk about really right now, not much comes to mind. I'm cousinfag if that says anything, my cousin isn't even here right now and I'm not a tripfag nor the only one that wants his cousin.

>>39201487
I forgot to add, I'm whatching judge dredd right now out of boredom and I've always wanted to see that movie so there's that. I'm halfway and it's pretty awesome and pretty bizarre.

>>39201520
The original or the newer one?

>>39201645
Show him the older one

I have an idea for a picture I'm going to ms paint into existence in a few hours, so nobody steal my idea until then

>>39201808
I'm dumb, I was talking about the old roll>>39201173

I want to see Austria's sister turned straight so badly. This is a job for Chad.

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Hugged her for a few minutes, she didn't do a dang thing and then brushed me off to go take a bath. Exciting shit.
>>39201425
I mean I was kinda hugging her boobs, she was sitting and I was standing so any lower would'a been weird. No big deal.
>>39201960
LesboSisters are cool tho.

>>39201960
Why do you dislike Austria, anon?

>>39202136
Seems she's getting used to the hugs, it's time to move up to kisses.

>>39201645
The 2012 one.
>>39201808
Is the older one worth it? I can remeber looking up judge dredd a couple years ago and I was garneered the 2012 was btter. Perhaps I was wrong. Anyways I just finished the movie. Was pretty sick lads.

>>39174787
>sakurako will never be yaor imouto

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>>39199672
Nothing wrong with naps
I'd stay in bed all day if my parents didn't chew me out for it
>>39201960
I want pseudo Germany and her sister to stay in love forever and ever and ever

>>39202743
>pseudo Germany
several small keks
also hello everyone how are you all? I've been feeling kind if sick lately

>>39202803
inb4 pregnant

>>39201960
Her sister is bi anyway so some Chad stealing her isn't that unlikely.

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>>39201960
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my nee-san you little bitch

>>39202743
>pseudo Germany
T-thanks Ella.

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>>39202803
Sitting here doing nothing, waiting for GoT, which actually means I'm waiting to stop big sis from drinking herself to death.
Being sick is bad, sleep early and often.
>>39202261
She's been used to hugs, prolly weirded her out that I'm the one initiating them now but she's not really showing it. I already kiss the ho enough, just not on the damn mouth like an animal.

>>39203184
Here you go baby
1 - Ive always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences, what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.

>>39202743
Would you look at that she's still alive.
>>39203184
Guess I'll be watching youtube clips of the episode all day tomorrow.
Also, CUTE!
>>39203211
Fake & gay

>>39203258
>8
>>39203211
Hmmm, actually, I was planning on surprising my cousin with her favourite chocolate when she comes back. This is actually a pretty good thing to say to her before whipping out that chocolate bar. Guess the jokes on me now.

>>39203211
Bruh what the fuck is this.
I mean I'll roll 'cause I'm bored but I ain't saying like half of these.

>>39203391
>Ive always loved you.
That ain't so bad now is it niggy? Just tell er straight up mang. Ain't no nigga gonna look at ya funny if you tellin' yo sista you lovin' her. Aight, maybe a few but you know what I mean, it's normal for siblings boi.
is this how a reall mothafuckin'g talks?

>>39203258
>Fake & gay
Nigga you high or smth?
Also rip me, I posted it at my friend's house but his internet's out so I'm probably getting a one day ban for "GET thread." Darn mods don't know what's what.

>>39203483
Hey man, trying to cut back on that shit now that I'm taking these threads a little bit seriously, just thinking more about what and how I type and shit. We don't need none of that.
Also I'll tell her that when I go tell her to get out of the bath, which should actually be right now come to think of it.

>>39203548
Don't let da ho drown, dizzog

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>>39202803
I'm okay, hope you'll feel better
>>39203140
All in good fun
>>39203258
Unfortunately I haven't been run over yet, napping and Lego-ing is just more fun than posting, it helps with thinking things through.
>>39203289
What kind of chocolates does she like?

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>>39203391
>>39203548
Yeah, got the "Love you too, are you okay?" I was expecting. Bitch'll never stop thinking I'm depressed if I keep this going.
Rerolling unless it sucks, then we're watching bad TV.

>>39203781
>Unfortunately I haven't been run over yet
>sadface.jpg
I hope you'll be alright. It's good to have fun, remember we're here if you feel lonely. At least, it's a two way street, try to be here for others too. Sometimes the best way to help yourself is to help someone else.
>>39203781
White chocolate with popped rice. It's really weird and I didn't know it excisted till she showed me but it's pretty alright.

>>39204167
Thanks, I'll be fine. I like to think I've helped at least one person here in one way or another.

Sounds pretty nice to me. White chocolate is the nicest.
Are you giving the others something nice as well? It might be kind of weird to only give her a present, but I dunno you guys

Also please go to sleep, I'm going to tuck in soon myself

>>39204393
I think I'm gonna buy two of this special beer and share it with her brother:
http://oedipus.com/beer/mannenliefde/

>>39204393
And I'm sure you've helped people in some way, at least everyone seems to like you here. especially austria wink wink
And yeah I'll go to bed soon, wat is de beste manier om lekker in te kruipen? Ik heb moeite comfortabele houding te vinden in bed.

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>>39204393
You've helped me, Ellie <3 <3 Sweet dreams.

Captcha confirms we need to find Laura a husband from this thread. I vote Bearg.

>>39193950
Any more images like that?

>>39203884
>"Why haven't we had sex yet?"
>she didn't have an answer
>they're sexing right now
c:

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>>39204582
Sounds good, I'm sure he'll like it
>>39204627
>spoiler
Of course, she's my online wife after all
>beste manier om lekker in te kruipen
Ik vind het altijd lekker om in te rollen met mn plushes alsof ik 't worst in een worstenbroodje ben, super /comfy/
Goodnight/welterusten
>>39204660
That's nice to hear
I think Laura would benefit from Austria's schlick tutelage
>>39204759
Sure anon

>>39204899
Cheers

Although I just remembered that reverse image searching existed

>>39204899
>Ik vind het altijd lekker om in te rollen met mn plushes alsof ik 't worst in een worstenbroodje ben, super /comfy/
All my plushes are still at my dads. I actually really miss my polarbear one really bad right now, thanks. Fun fact, I got the polar bear from friends of my parents shortly after I was born.

>>39204899
>Laura would benefit from Austria's schlick tutelage
Oh yes definitely. It'd be good for her physical and mental health if she started doing it more. But I was thinking more along the lines of someone that could give her the kids she wants.

>>39204899
Also, slaap lekker ella en weltrusten. Hopelijk slaap je goed en wordt je morgen fris wakker. Een nieuwe week en een nieuw begin?

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>Browsing catalog thinking I'm on r9k (actually on jp)
>CHEEEEN
We went out for a bit with our friend last night since we haven't talked to her much since we told her about this. It was pretty quiet, which was weird when we're all together. Nothing much besides that boring crap.
I bought a bunch of Gunpla kits recently thinking it might help take our minds off of stuff, so I'm looking forward to surprising her with that. Bought her the two Charagguys, which I'm sure she'll be happy about.
>>39202803
Hope it's not too serious.
>>39204899
Goodnight, Ella. Always happy to have you around in the threads. Hope everything is going alright with you.

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>>39204948
The artist goes by kumaponn on Twitter and pixiv if you want more. The art style is adorable
>>39205042
Aw, I hope you get them back soon. Nothing beats a fluffy toy
>>39205046
Girls can have kids together too, it's the current year.
>>39205056
Hopelijk, ik wens je veel vrolijkheid
Goede nacht

>>39205209
Aight, cheers then anon

>>39205209
N'night Ella.
Remember that we're always here to talk if you want to!

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>>39205207
Thanks Bear, it means a lot to hear that
I'm doing better than before. Hope you're managing everything well and things aren't too awkward between you guys
>>39205259
Thanks, I know, I like talking to you guys

And goodnight for real now, it's 4 am

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My parents were never in my life and are god knows where at this point, my grandparents who raised me have passed away, and I have no siblings, aunts, uncles, or cousins.
I'm literally all alone in this world... I'd hug my family a million times over if I could, but I can't, at least not at this point in time.

>>39205335
I'd hug you anon... I'm sorry for the no-family situation, that's really fucked up. I have a cousin who was orhaned and and uncle who was his godfather never bothered. He was left pretty much alone as a kid and though he turned out alright it left a mark as he has strained relations with his family at best, except with my father who was to young himself to help but did keep in touch, as the only one.

>>39205332
Happy to know that you're doing better. Eh, just gotta give stuff more time. Pop up more often.
>>39205335
Goddamn, man. I'm really sorry for that. At least you had your grandparents looking after you growing up.

>>39186389
https://youtu.be/K-gvd_0-6mc?t=109

>>39182665
>tfw your father bullied you all childhood and is partially responsible for you turning into a low self esteem dysfunctional person
>tfw does things for me and still talks to me in a highly condescending way
>tfw will never have a supporting father

>>39202495
I liked that one, the skinning alive scene was burned into my memory and became my worst fear immediately after
I'm fine with gore and shit, just the idea is fucking horrifying
>>39204393
You did help me, sort of the same way you say I helped you in the "not feeling so alone" part
Enjoy your Legos and your night
>>39204660
Hush, bearg is perfectly happy with his sister
>>39204899
Gonna go with no
>>39205209
[Insert ugly chinless hawknose Jew]

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>>39202853
>mfw
if only it was that kind of sick
>>39203184
>>39203781
>>39205207
it's not bad just feeling really congested. it sucks

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>They're gonna fuck
>They're fucking
>Why aren't they fucking
>Why didn't they fuck
>No you can still fuck
>This show sucks
>You suck too, I hate your stupid...... head
Drunk sister is funny. Drunk sister also wouldn't let my dang stupid head go until she fell asleep, thought the thigh pillow would be fun but naaaah.
>>39204852
yeah nah, that was a shitty roll. Closest I got to that was being all like "Why don't you fuck someone instead" when she was on about her dumb show, she said something like "no this is more important they have to fuck right now or I'll die". Mabe next week I'll tell her they're related.
Goodnight now, you're all cool.

>>39206614
>Mabe next week I'll tell her they're related.

Hehe

The last bump

I'm starting to feel disappointed when my sister isn't falling asleep in my bed when I'm done with my shower. I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing. But then I find out she just crashed on the couch and I'm going to go get her once I get some pants on anyways.

>>39208222
You should diddle her skittle while she's asleep

>>39208259
Don't do that unless you possibly want a face full of feet. Just a warning.

>>39208282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA

>>39174787
they can all die except my mother, niece and nephew. they are a bunch of selfish, self serving, narcissistic, shallow normies that are part of the problem.

>>39208222
gaze deep into her eyes and tell her that you love her.

Really, Laura. It's not that hard to say "End my suffering" or "I wish I wasn't so short" or "Oh, how I long to be adult-sized." Don't bloxpost.

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as a fun interesting bump lets do this

>>39208894
Do what you fucking retard? That isn't fun or interesting, and a waste of a bump. You had ~80 seconds to see somebody already bumped.

I think I might have gotten Laura banned.
Serves her right. Bloxposters are cancer.

Let's talk shit about her while she can't defend herself.

She's really short

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>>39210135
she's a really, really sweet girl

Sooooo, fucked up a little I guess.
Crashed in sis's bed, almost always end up like that when we're drunk so whatever. She was way drunker than me and got weird and more cuddly than usual, she latched onto me and she kept saying shit like "Why are you being weeeeird, tell me what's wrooooong, I wanna help youuuuu" and whatever. That went on for fucking ever, I just wanted to sleep so I shoved her away and told her to shut the fuck up, but the woman like rolled off the bed and hit the floor kinda hard. I was laughing and shit but she got up and sulked outta the room all sadlike. I just fell asleep after that, but now I'm wide awake at 5AM and feel like I messed up.
Dunno why I'm blogging like this, was hoping typing would make me fall asleep. At this point ima probably wait for the girl to wake up so I can say something.
How ya'll other 5AM people doing?

>>39210465
>missing a perfect opportunity

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>>39210465
Just hug her more dude. What can go wrong?

>>39210465
>white nigga

why the fuck do you talk like that

>>39210545
I second this. Hug her vagina with your dick

>>39210474
And what opportunity was that bruh?
>>39210545
Plan on it, once she's awake and shit.
>>39210575
Call me nuts but wouldn't she be hugging me in that case? Also nah.
>>39210559
Starting to feel like making an effort to type "normal" would be less work than explaining myself another 50 times.

>>39210637
>And what opportunity was that
Never gonna make it.

>>39210643
Yeah nah, wasn't about to send my drunk sister to sexytown, sorry bud.

>>39210669
Do it when she wakes up then. Send that bitch to flavortown, too.

>>39210465
Aight that sucks man, hope she doesn't mind too much. Maybe make her breakfast or some shit to make it up to her.

>>39210465
Man, that must have hurt for both of you. Guess just explain to her and maybe go through with the hug. You got a very caring sister, man. Drunk or not, I bet you're happy about that.

>>39212201
i feel like this is good advice.

>>39213099
I feel like you need a good dicking.

>>39213542
I feel like this is a shitty reply

I feel like we need a good bumping around here.

>>39196036
I've heard of you. The abomination that fucks her sister right?

>>39210465
If you're lucky, she might not even remember.

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Why I gotta sleep so much.
Everything's mostly fine I guess, she came in to get ready for work and shit, told her I was sorry about last night, she was all "Yeah whatever we were drunk, it's fine." Got up and tried to hug her, she said like "See this is why I was saying all that, why are you being all weird?" Couldn't tell her 4chan made me do it, just said ima trying to be nicer to her, she said we'll talk more later and finally hugged me fo' real.
Then she pinned my ass to the bed and smothered me with a pillow and said she would bite me if I moved the pillow while she was changing, that was more normal.

>>39215035
>didn't move the pillow
Never gonna make it.

>>39215800
Did I say I didn't peek? Don't think I said I didn't peek.
Wasn't trying be creepy, just thought fuckin' with her would cheer her up. Don't think she noticed tho.

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>>39216156
Alright, I might've been wrong. You must go deeper.

My sister wants to go camping this weekend. Any ideas for activities?

>>39216495
Ever had sex in a tent? Hunting?

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>>39216187
What does deeper mean in this context?
>>39216495
Bitches love smores.

>>39216556
You know exactly what it means. You can't fool me.

>>39216513
Nope but it's on my mind now. We aren't a hunting or guns kind of family. Grandma's got a pistol that I've only seen a couple times and that's it.

>>39216556
True, doing the corny stuff is probably a good idea.

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>>39216513
>sex in a tent
I hear it's fucking intents.
I'm so very sorry.

>>39216575
If ya'll telling me to creep on her even more then eh, already bordering on too creepy. Was trying to cheer her up, not freak her out.

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>>39216635
Austria, I thought you were better than this.

>>39216669
Nope. Puns are like shitty fast food for me, once a month I'm really in the mood for something horrible.

>>39216662
>creep on her
I don't know what that means. Now instead of hugs, give her kisses. Can't stay in the hug zone forever.

just told my dad that all men are pigs and all women whores, and it would prevent much suffering if every kid learned this before puberty. how retpilled am i?

>>39216688
Once a month eh? Guess puns must line up with your cycle.
Or in your sister's case, her bicycle.
Ya'll are a bad influence.
>>39216689
Oh, thought you were telling me to step up my peek game. Still dont really know about kissing her, warming up t it but this ho will either bite me or mock me endlessly or some shit.

>>39216790
She'll get used to it. Who knows, she might even initiate that shit. Does she ever hug you first?

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>>39216689
That or build stuff with her. Nothing says "I love you" than constructing a humanoid combat weapon together.

>>39216810
Yeah, she's always been real huggy. me hugging her all the time's the only new thing going on really.
>>39216822
Bruh what, I can barely build a sandwich.

>>39216790
>mock
tease*
I bet you'd enjoy it too.

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>>39216920
Gunpla and model kits in general, man. Everyone digs giant robots, especially chicks.

>>39217056
Right, dunno about this chick tho, only nerd thing she tolerates is GoT. If there's a plastic statue of Jon Snow balls deep in Emelia Clarke then she might play ball.