what did the hair gods mean by this?

That you should go bald.

Im 18 and already balding, fuck this ride

>>39172010
>>39170971
both of you are pathetic, i have hair that goes down to my shoulders

>>39172043
Prove it then.
pic plz.

>>39170971
My hairline never stood a chance but thats because I have so much testosterone coursing through me my doctor expects my prostate to turn into pure cancer in the next 5 years.

>>39171177
Me too. Perhaps we should get a blood test

>>39172824
I mean what could they find that they could fix?

>>39172878
Just to be sure. It could be caused by a deficiency or stress who knows

>>39170971
Hey Josh, didn't expect to see you here

>>39172928
>tfw doctor will be crying with joy at the sight of a 18 year old balding

>>39172970
I'm not sure what you mean dude

>>39172996
When the doctor starts laughing in your face for your misfortunes.

>>39170971

inferior genetics, original

>>39173008
>implying they give a fuck
I just want to know why my hair thinned so fast ( 3months)

>>39170971

Balding is sad. I like the looks of boys with long, shaggy hair.

I don't think I'll ever go bald naturally myself. The trade-off is that I can't grow facial hair. I think that's fair.

>>39172824
>>39172928
you wouldn't be losing hair in a male pattern hairloss pattern if your hairloss was caused by something else than genes.

>>39173054
its not fucking fair at all, facial hair is an extremely poor compensation for being a disgusting bald egghead.

>>39173078
You're right, I'm just trying to make hairlets feel better.

I don't like the feeling of facial hair anyway.

>>39173114
fyi total bullshit doesnt make anyone feel better, it will mole likely make them resent you.

>>39170971
Reagan was alpha and you're a beta

>23
>have vegeta's extreme hairline
>its just a widow's peak anon!
>no I mean it's as severe as vegeta's
>oh haha,,,,