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A-anyone living near West Germany?

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Boys are great!

You gays are scary.

I posted a picture of my dick on one of those dick rate threads.
One guy somehow magically knew i was edging for a while before taking that picture.

>>39169871

waaaaaa i want bf i want bf i want bf i want bf i want bf

>>39170029
sorry is >tfw no gf spam better? :3

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>>39169896
is barcelona too far ?

Gay girl edition
we just want head pats ;-;

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>>39169871
>Wojak open up it's me Pepe
>that guy I was telling you about ghosted me

None of you are actually gay, you're all just so desperate for attention that you've forced yourself to like men

Christ you're pathetic

Holy shit guys shonen maid is the best shit I've seen all Summer Chi is adorable I wish I was like six years younger so I could cosplay as him.

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>>39170117
You're more or less correct. There are a couple of us actual fags here but the number of people I've spoken to who were clearly prison-gay is ridiculous.

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>>39170117
Then how do you explain my addiction to fat, veiny dicks? <3

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>>39170117
I might be the only actual fag here

>started popping boners for guys at 13
>never have held any attraction for women

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>>39170114
>it's okay
>i'll let you in if you dress up as a girl and suck my cock

>>39170117

Nope, i started liking traps like a year ago and now i'm into twinks and femboys.

>>39170045

no, >tfw no bf is better

>>39170184
That is LITERALLY what he's talking about. You're not gay, you're just so lonely and useless with women you're trying to find a substitute (traps and femboys) you can relate to.

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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
Remember to put a pin on the map

>>39170156
How dare you pervert wojak in such a way. That smug wojak picture should only be used for fleeting moments of complacency that wojak experiences in his empty and relatable life, he would never talk like that.

>>39170205
Wow anon that was a little uncalled for don't you think

>>39169993
He's proabably edging to not lose MUH GAINZ. That's why he adds his semen into his protein shake. Swallowing your semen can enrich a low protein diet AND you fulfill a biological need

Damn Im smart

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>finally accepted I was gay.
>extremely super horny.
>started fingering my ass and jerking off while watching gay porn.
>getting erections in public when I see a qt twink.

HELP PLEASE

>>39170234
It's better you realize this now before you end up in bed with a guy who actually looks, thinks, acts and smells like a guy and you go into panic mode because it's not like your doujins

Go fuck a prostitute or something

>>39169871
This seems like the best thread for this.

I think I want to gf my male friend who is transitioning into a girl(male). Over time I've seen his skin look more soft and feminine and his facial features lighten up, but lately I've been noticing that he has cute little breasts and a more shapely ass hiding under his usual baggy clothes while we play vidya and do shit together. His face has always been somewhat feminine, but now it seems to have a certain feminine glow and honestly I think it's kind of cute. He's still presenting as male, but I've recently started getting a little hard at times while we hang out. Despite this, we still have the same great chemistry we've always had and nothing is awkward. He's always been a good friend and I feel like a gf with his personality traits would be perfect, in this case a gf(male) being the next best thing.

I've been nothing but supportive of what he's going through, but should I risk our friendship and potential shame from my family by trying to make our relationship into something more than just friends?

>>39170264
Why can't life be like my doujins? It's not fair

>>39170267
Where did you meet this person? o

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>>39170220
guess you're sleeping outside then you whore

>>39170299
I can't remember the exact grade, but we were in elementary school together

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>>39169871
Reminder to you faggots that majority of fgags IRL have no interest in weak ass twinks and only go after muscular bara men

Been calling this guy cute and such on online, really cute personality plus he like to be around me while online. He's way taller than me and he's submissive.
Negative side is that it's online. Not interested in guys all that much, prefer grills more but I'll make this an exception.

>>39170267
It's great that you're supporting him through this rough phase. It takes times for traps to readjust to society's norm if they happen to not blow their brains out.
Concerning your family, are they forcing you to wear one those panties that's chained up and they have the only key? Maybe you shouldn't risk your friendship with this girl(male) if you think you can't get the key from your family yourself

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Bi fags are awful, just stick to one or the other so I know if you like guys or if you just want someone while they're still young and feminine in appearance

>>39170131
Actual gay people don't talk like this. Only you weeaboo, prison-gay losers do.

I guarantee if a girl showed any interest in you whatsoever you'd lose all gay feelings immediately.

>>39169896
drop me your discord, german anon.
[email protected]

>>39170347
the true solution is being a bara man and wanting cute twinks
twinks > traps, the anons here are just blinded by the hrt meme still

>>39170534
You got the terms wrong. Trannies (hrt) suck but traps (androgynous) are superior to twinks ('faggoty'). Twinks are an abnoxious eyesore, I'd rather have a regular guy.

>>39170574
Trannies are pretty hot senpai

>>39170479
I think I see what you're saying. Looking at things, I guess my issues concerning family is mostly that I still live with them so worst case I'd be fucked and on the street. Even if they initially didn't like me being a fag, I'm sure they'd come around eventually.

I just got a job so now it's just a matter of saving up some money so I can actually move out. My friend isn't a whore and he's still working up to girl mode, so I should have some time to get my shit sorted out first.

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>>39170347
hairy bf for me pls

i can smell the musk

>>39170610
did this comment get deleted and reposted or did my brain just melt

>>39169871
So anyone gonna sauce that anime or what?

>>39170667
The English name is My Teen Romantic Comedy
It's a fuckin' awful name but it's an aiight robot anime

>>39170609
How are so sure your friend isn't already a hoe and already achieve girlhood? When was the last you saw her(him) yourself

>>39170691
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU*
or My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected
niggas needa decide on their translation

>>39170691
>>39170702
how gay is it?
because i need new stuff to watch but don't want to reveal my low level anime faggotry.

>>39170699
just a few days ago. We got together and played some games and, unless he was intentionally dressing a certain way for me, he definitely isn't dressing like a slut or a girl.

>>39170757
>>39170699
Should probably have mentioned that he wasn't acting like a slut or a girl either. I suppose it always is possible that he specifically goes into boymode around me.

>>39170117
But I've wanted to kiss boys since I was 12 years old!

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>>39170737
Not particularly. That character is the cuteness relief (like a Hideyoshi, from "Baka to Test") but the protag has a female romantic interest (which is a well developed romantic interest though).

The protag is a good born-depressed cyborg, and the writing puts it over the usual drivel of the genre. It is about school life, though, which (rightfully?) puts off people who aren't weeb trash like me.

>>39170757
>unless he was intentionally dressing a certain way for me

Wow look at you, thinking you have niggas acting like hoes on deck however you please

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Why is it no surprise to me that you can tell that someone is homosexual from the way they type

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>tfw finally had my own cuteboy into obese guys
>tfw had all the same fetishes as me but on the opposite end
>was a borderline perfect match for me
>even learned how to moan like a girl for me
>tfw had to let him go without ever having to meet him because I'm a failure NEET and he was literally on the other side of the world compared to me
I hope you're doing okay Brandon..

>>39170874
How can you tell?
And am I gay?

>>39170874
A gay man can sense another gay man's presence can't he? That's their only special power to make gays feel special right?

>>39170862
I wrote that meaning he was not dressing like a hoe around me, but that there always is the possibility he actually is a hoe at times when I'm not around. All I can say is he was not dressed like a hoe or acting like a hoe the last time I was around him.

>>39170913
I can detect other gay guys by just looking at them.
I act and look like an average straight guy but I am gay. If you watch other guys and look at their eyes many gay guys look at you differently than straight guys. Its hard to describe but it is like a glare or a stare.

>>39170949
this is the biggest load of shit i've ever read in my life.
There's no way you can look at a guy and say Yeah he's definitely a faggot or Nope he's not.

>>39171010
No its when you make eye contact, with another guy.
They look at you differently than straight guys in a lustful way. Its the same look that girls sometimes give guys that they are attracted to.

How do you get a bf? How do you get a robot bf?

>>39171010
Sorry dude I concur. I can do this as well. I have a rate of 100%

>>39169896
verdammt wessi

bin berlin

>>39169871
I'm straight and i don't like this whole trend, but if there was an actual cute trap like Saika i'd go full gay for him and make him my little boy pet.

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>tfw have a crush on straight best friend
Is there a worse feel?

>>39171437
Dress up like a cute girl and seduce him into claiming your boypussy

>>39171444
I don't think I would be a convincing girl anon

I'm meeting a boi on grindr next week. This will be the first social thing I've done in like 10 years. I haven't had friends for years, no social networking profiles (other than the grindr I opened), no life at all beyond wage cucking, I am a ghost.

Since there's no way this guy I'm meeting won't be a normie in comparison I'm scared that I'm too far gone to be able to have anyone in my life. Any advice robots? I don't know how I'm suppose to relate to this guy.

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>>39170117

>tfw you have the same train of thought
>but you might actually be super closeted and like both
>but try to stifle the gay side as much as possible because your family is super homophobic

>>39171544
Be honest and dont be uncool.

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>tfw setting up to get my dick sucked later tonight by some guy from craigslist

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>>39169871
I am a firm believer that homosexuality is a form of natural selection. With modern medical practices practically eliminating all dangers and human population/life span reaching extremely high numbers, it only makes sense that people are born with shit like homosexuality and autism to try and cut down on the number of people who can reproduce.
You fags were all selected by nature (or who knows what) to not continue your genepools. GOOD RIDDANCE

>>39172587
You don't understand natural selection at all, the way you wrote it is like it's some supernatural force and not random mutations selected over generations. Fuck off uneducated frogposter.

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>tfw no cute weeb trap gf ;__;

boy here. discord: aeromatic#4635

>>39172587
It's obvious to me looking at my small body, hands and voice. I'll never be able to attract a woman, Men are interested in me all the time.

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>>39172770
>It's obvious to me looking at my small body, hands and voice.

I want to cuddle you, you sound cute.

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>>39169871
Why have a bf when you could have a nice warm wet pussy to slide your cock in?

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>>39172871
Gross.
I would rather play with a dick and a guys ass than a pussy YUCK

>>39172334
enjoy the aids, fag

>tfw bottom with massive dick so tops are always turned off

I've moved into my on-campus apartment today

I really want get a bf before the end of the semester

>>39172920
>Would rather get aids

>>39172929
you can't get aids from oral, fag

>>39172945
Why do gay guys always have big dicks?

>>39169896
Oldenburg in Niedersachsen here. I'm certified cute.

>>39172945
>things that never happen but you think they do because of your preconceived, prison-gay-tier opinions

>tfw no qt with girly yet big feet to be my boywife

>>39173305
There are plenty with average or smaller dicks.

Statistically though yeah, gay men are bigger.

Something about having a big dick makes you gayer.

>>39169896
Is mid-Netherlands good enough?

>>39173408
I always thought cuckfags who were always concerned with big dicks were secretly gay. I don't think they self insert as the man with the big dick but as the woman taking the big dick. It's mix of envy and submissiveness.

>>39170264

Well, since i was around 13-12 i had weird feelings when i was around boys that i considered cute. They always left me kinda confused, and kept popping up into my mind for some reason.
Now that i'm 19 i can say that if i had the occasion, i would gladly get my ass drilled by one of them.
I still like women tho, but i'm probably too beta to hold a relationship with a girl, i'm not sure if i can do it.

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tfw bf

its great.
AMA.

>>39173746
How did you do it can I do it too

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>>39173746
how's the job hunt goin' champ?

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Faggots are almost as bad as femanons on this board
Threadly reminder that Omar Mateen did absolutely, LITERALLY nothing wrong

>>39173746
give me source anon pls

>>39173791
be cute and worthwhile for a serious relationship
>>39173808
ill look for one when im back in the uk
there's no point getting one now since im flying to bee eff very soon

>>39173924
>be cute and worthwhile for a serious relationship
alright I'll try my best

>>39170511
not the person u responded to, but ive had a girlfriend before but i wasnt really into it. am now mainly into guys.

>>39173924
What if you're masculine and uncute?

>>39173923
oc
>>39174024
good.
>>39174081
find someone who's into that and still be worthwhile for a srs relationship

>>39173923
>>39174113
Broccoli butts on tumblr, i doubt the person posting is actually CW, he usually goes on 8 chan /cb/

>>39174143
i rarely go on 8 chan you niggerfaggot
where do you get your information from

>>39174143
he actually spamms his shit on every other board since a few weeks
It s really getting annoying

>>39174236
i really dont post often senpai

don't assume everyone posting my content is me. people repost it a lot
you salty shit

>>39173746

are you the boy in the helmet?

Does anyone else know this feel?

>Be mostly straight
>Like twink porn and femboys and emo porn and yaoi
>Enjoy that more than I do straight porn because I don't cum in 2 minutes and actually have time to fap and look closely and shit
>Want to get into a relationship but know I can never have a long-term one since he'll get older and I'll stop being attracted to him
>Don't know about one night stands/fuckbuddy it just seems unethical

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>>39174184
>niggerfaggot

you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39174254
everytime i see it posted it s you, or someone rping as you. And i see it posted alot compared to other oc makers.

>>39174278
ye
>>39174379
welp i don't post anymore often than other OC makers
i see them spamming a lot and think "why do they post so much"
people do like pretending to be me so i wouldn't be surprised
also
>i see it posted alot compared to other oc makers.
their shit doesn't have a bazillion pornhub views. my vids are being ripped and posted to every site you can think of

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>>39173746
this webm makes me feel bad because the bottom boy is much prettier than my girlfriend (male)

>>39170117
>forced

That would be the wrong word for it

>>39174428
Always wanted to know what's your height and weight??

>>39174428

how did u get bf

>>39174440
I'm sure your bf would also look a lot prettier if he covered up most of his face as well.

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>posted pics of my (large-sized) cock on craigslist this morning
>asking for someone to suck me off and swallow my cum
>got a couple dozen replies from my admiring fans
>a few of them are my age (20s), good looking & can host
>set up a date with a cute boy to worship me for hours later
>gonna feed him at least 5 loads of cum before i'm finished
>already got another date set up for next weekend with someone
>mfw he's already begging for it and wants to do it even sooner

pic related

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>>39174535
all the vids of that boy I've seen make him look adorable, he has cute hair and eyes and stuff it makes me feel jealous

>>39174543
Very nice cock.
I am a 18 year old twink and would love to suck a big cock like this, but I am scared to hookup with someone.

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>>39174440
give them cuddles anyway. everyone needs cuddles.
>>39174451
6'2 132
>>39174528
talked to different people i was attracted to see if i was a good match with them or not
>>39174535
dont b salti

>>39174570
are you like part asian or something?

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Someone pls be in NJ

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>>39174570
How are your moans so soft and girly?
Can you post a Vocaroo of you saying something??

>>39174570

Damn i wish i had friends or knew people to hang out with. There was a guy in my school who was gay and also cute, too bad i was afraid to talk to him.

you're very cute btw, 3.14 qt

>>39174567
I think that's normal. I worry about meeting up with stranger too, I think I'd be even more worried if I was a young bottom. Especially if you're inexperienced, maybe you decide that you want to stop halfway through and your partner doesn't and oh shit suddenly you're being raped.

>>39174597
everyone seems to think i am. i should do one of those tests and find out exactly what i am
>>39174683
idk man usually my voice is really deep
see?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wtsRduhQxq
>>39174691
ty senpai
and idk my dude just be social even if its just ON THE INTERNET

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Any UK anons who want to talk and maybe be lewd my discord is Art#0339

Yeah but what if im not cute huh?

>>39173808
Had a terrible interview today.

Feeding the troll. I am lonely.

>>39174813
>tfw no bf to comfort after his failed job interview

>>39174614
where in jersey
idk if I want to meet up with someone from /r9k/ but I always get curious since there aren't a lot of posters from around here

>>39169896
Which Bundelsland m8?

>>39174728

on the internet is way easier yeah, i got an online friend who is really cute and he also told me that i am cute, but he has a gf and im not sure if he is really gay

So sad im trying grinder and tinder to find a cute bf but everyone is either old or ugly

>haven't measured my dick since i was like 16
>remember it being 7-7.5 inches long back then
>assumed that it would stay the same forever
>randomly measure it again today, 10 years later

>it's only 5.5 fucking inches

what the fuck did it shrink? i used to be big
now i'm barely average, this is not okay

>>39175478
>7-7.5

You're not supposed to measure from your asshole.

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I want submissive boy 18 old for hardcore BDSM :3

>>39175478
You measured it wrong the first time or the last time.
Along the top of your dick while bonepressing the measuring device is the right way

>>39170874
No anon, you can't. Text gaydar is not a thing.

>>39175632
That's exactly how I did it both times.

I guess maybe since I'm older I don't get as hard as I used to or something.

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>>39173310
Ach OldenburgBernd

>>39173746
i used to look like this but i started drinking and gained some weight.
I feel like shit