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How much of this board are actual beta/cucks and or wizards?

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How much of this board are actual beta/cucks and or wizards?
I refuse believe the idea that 70% of the people here are that socially retarded.
the real perceentage probably sits around 20-30% and the rest of us are here for the lols.
So anons of r9k i say this: lets stop pretending that we are all deviants of society and collectively accept that 4chan is basically full of normal people lurking about until they see the rare wizard so they can passively poke fun at how disgusting they are.

Stop lying to yourself anon, you are a "normalfag" you have had sex and you have felt real emotion. You don't need to pretend anymore

oh and this thread is safe space for normalfags of r9k wizards/robots and betafags get out.
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>>39169163
Got 112 I really need to step up my romance game
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>>39169183
1 supporting comment=Point proven right?...
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>>39169163
87 "slightly strange" reporting in

(how was this not original)
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>>39169244
lots of words i guess lol
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>>39169163
43 if I'm as realistic with myself as possible
63 if I'm generous and feeling good about myself

I fail most of the mental and accomplishment ones.
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93 Slightly Strange (abcdef123456)
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>>39169163
26 physical, 17 mental, 5 social, 19 accomplishment.
67, Cyborg status. Fitting, I suppose.
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>>39169276
OP here
>43 if I'm as realistic with myself as possible
i call bullshit, but if that's true, read my post and gtfo.
I said no robots aloud ITT you degenerate.
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30

I don't understand how any kind of recreational drug is is considered "robot."
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>>39169336
I'm trying to get better. Please help me.


>>39169376
You're shit, even by my standards.
Get the fuck out.
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>>39169376
I meant to say "use" in place of the first "is."
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122 whats up fuckers
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31, I am doing alright in terms of financial success moved out, decent collage degree but fail everywhere else.
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>>39169163
96, the social category really fucked me over.
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135 you fuckers should get off my board haha
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>>39169388
What an arsehole (1m2n3n)
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>>39169421
feels good ay homie
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>76
t. 24 fat khv neet anon.
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>>39169388
I have learning difficulties and autism so improvement is a challenge for me. It's not like I'm not trying to be socially adjusted and successful
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>>39169163
50. I think I had 47 the last time.
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57 robot


oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeginal
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>>39169163
I scored as wizard apprentice. My score is 34. If I started working out, I'd become a robot. So... Should I?
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>>39169494
Yes, be a robot then be a cyborg and so on
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>>39169163

58. But I am positive that the last time I took it I was in the cyborg category. Not sure what happened. I even bought a car in the meantime, but that only adds like 1 point.

Physical 15
Mental 18
Social 4
Accomplishment 17
Bonus 4
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>>39169203
Are you really that autistic that you don't believe I scored 112?
Why of all things would I lie about that?
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>>39169516
B-bu-but my magic powers! How will I achieve them?! But then again, rules of nature does sound great. I might try for cyborg.
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>>39169163
>17
Well, theres always an hero
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>>39169163
124. I'm not a Chad by long shot.
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47 originally345345 ,34534 5345 345 34
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>>39169532
Best of luck man. Journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
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>>39169543
How do you manage to score that low? What are your category scores?
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>scored 100

I'm I still welcome here robots?
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79 damn cyborg
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>>39169547
OP here
scored 126
I feel the same, i think this graph needs a modern update, maybe we should all chip in and create an updated version... anons?
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>>39169593
this is a normal fag safe space its ok
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>>39169163
Physical: 24
Mental: 24
Social: 6
Accomplishment: 16
Bonus: 16
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>>39169523
I said point proven...
which means you where in a bracket that supported my statement which was that most of this bored is full of normalfags.

killin it
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>>39169553
I only got points in physical
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>>39169689
It's okay anon, I'll let you off.
This time.
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>>39169698
So you are a severe mental patient with insomnia that doesn't take his meds, doesn't own anything, hasn't achieved anything, has no social contact with anyone and just stays in the house?
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>>39169547
Depends on how the points are divided amongst the cathegories
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>>39169735
Yes. Why are you surprised you shouldn't be
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>>39169767
>>39169735
>>39169698
I also have the last point in blue
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>Inb4 get out chad.
It's not as easy as you think because you just end up dealing with super chads I've got the confidence but the jobs and success just don't line up so I get anxiety sometimes. but at least I'm not a fucking virgin.
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>>39169163
65
Looks like I still have a chance. Just need to graduate from the uni and get a job. Hell, I might even become a normie, just need to hang out with other more.
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>>39169933
get out you fucking piece of shit normal slime you bitch about success and yet you get dubs.
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>>39169933
>>39169977
oh wow this can't be happening.
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>>39169933
>>39169977
>>39170001
Almost Damn it.
Chad genes come on give me the power.
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Wow, a real 44
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>48
where my /robots/ at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs
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normalfag here
i am in a nice relationship, have friends, moved out of parents' hosue, had a job
(looking for one currently, i have just finished school so it is not easy)
i like to lurk this board because i used to be an autistic social reject throughout my childhood due to being fat, poor and neglected by my parents
i can relate to some robot feels
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122.
Dav
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122

couple years ago i would have scored much lower. i still come on r9k for the lols
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>>39170139
Well nice to see someone made it
What helped you sort yourself out?
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36. I guess I really am a robot after all. Hooray.
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>>39169163
>56
Damn I was so close
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>>39170083
I'm a wizard apprentice can I still join?!
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>>39170334
You suck and a gay
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Got 106 which is safely in the normalfag area, but reading the descriptions under the pics I am slightly strange, this test is wrong r9k
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128 this one is easier i remeber i got normalfag on another version
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144 and a while back I was on my way to being a robot.
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I got a 152, but I've never had a guy and I turned 24 yesterday and haven't finished college.
How am I normal?
I'm basically a fit guy who can't talk to women and has only autistic weeb friends.
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>>39169163
According to this I am Chad although I have never had a gf and am a virgin at the ripe old age of 19

Just fuck my shit up.
117
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>>39170577
Wow spell check turned gf to guy, r9k really is turning me gay.
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64 if I count having sex with prostitutes, 52 if I don't.
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It's not a bad result I guess. I guess I'm happy where I am.
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51,well fugg

At least I'm not a wizard (was close to being)
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>>39169163
74 but I was on /b/ before there was an /r9k/ so I have more right to be here than other normies
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62 I may have stretched the truth on some of them a little , but having friends isn't always as great as it seems. Most of mine live hours away so I don't see them often. Now that I have had a taste of normal life, being away from my friends and not hearing from them constantly drives me crazy. It's literally the same with any girls who I have ever felt the slightest connection with. Every time I do anything fun with people I always feel completely miserable and unmotivated when I'm back home. I know there are people here who are pretend/exaggerating, and people who are genuine robots, but I would recommend you try to find ways to enjoy yourself without depending on making friends or talking to people. If you are even remotely like me it will only make our feel worse over time, and I legitimately don't want you all (or anybody) to feel like shit.
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>>39169163
Somehow I'm Chad tier but I don't feel like Chad tier
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>>39169163
133
wasting my time on this board is fun tho
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>>39169163
You think im gay enough to do basic addition? Fuck you.
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I assume there aren't that many cuckolds because to be a cuckold you need to have a girlfriend in the first place.
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>>39169163
I got 14 points

I only come here once every few weeks to see if any actual discussion is going on (there never is).
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>>39169163
78

Cyborgs are cool right? You get the best of both worlds.
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>>39169163
94. I've nearly made it to the normie life.
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56

I should be ashamed, but I don't care anymore.
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33.
I dont really care anymore. And somehow this wasnt even original.
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Ore wa namida wo nagasanai dan dan daa Robot dakra machine daka ra dan dan daa.

47
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>>39169163
FML

oregano
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22

Fuck off, normalfags. You faggots have Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, all the other boards on 4chan but you come here just to be assholes. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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30
What the shit
Do i just end it
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57
so close to being a cyborg but social and accomplishment lists fucked me hard
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I have a full time job in a managerial position and only got 28, holy shit how am I this pathetic?
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>>39169163
69, pretty much what I expected. I don't fit in that well anywhere
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>>39169163
132, but some of the points I got felt odd. Why am I more successful because I own a decent smartphone, or because I have a hobby outside of video games? But whatever, I feel at home in this containment thread for normies.
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118
How did this happen?
I'm a fucking loser , is this the chad way? WHY MY FUCKING LIFE SUCKS
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52 if I count the fake degree I got from a fake college otherwise 48, sitting pretty comfy in robot status because I've had all the sex and had a kid as a result, it's pretty ok
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29. Problem is I'm stuck in between giving up completely and going full wizard mode or attempting to get a life.
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>>39169163
27 here, just an apprentice. I can't even use meme magic yet.
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>>39169163
61
the only ones I did good on were social and bonus round.
Should I just kill myself?
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Remove the Social category and I'd jump from "Robot" to "Slightly Strange"
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>>39169163
Took this the other day. Got an 83. Slightly strange.
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>>39169163
First time I saw this a year or two ago, I was Cyborg, now I'm a Robot with 56 points.

Will I become automatically a wizard when I maintain my v-card past 30, or will I still have to get enough points? It's only two years from now.
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>>39169163
I took the test a long time ago, and since nothing has changed, I am still a robot.
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118, which is funny since I'm a virgin and haven't dated recently.
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46, reporting in. Fuck.
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103, I'm a fucking normie
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>39169163
56, for real. Didn't actually think I'd score this low.
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>>39169163
Do Grand Wizards actually score so low?
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>>39169163
120 and I'm a virgin.
Just fuck my life up honestly
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>wizard apprentice
>25 points

should i just end it
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88 slightly strange

Meh i can live with that
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>>39169163
Optimistically 61, pessimistically 37
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>>39169244
Heh i got 1 more point than you fag
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>>39169163
Wizard Apprentice at 32 reporting in, lack of interest in things got me the most points like drugs, anime, gore
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>>39173935
It surprises me how high the scores are here, I guess tfw no gf is the only thing most of us have in common
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41. For the people scoring into the 100's: how to you do it? Why are you here?
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>>39174163
>how do you do it?
unironically a lot of hard work.
>Why are you here?
Because I'm still an adult who's never seen nor touched a vagina.
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>>39169163
Cba to count it up but I'm probably somewhere between cyborg and normalfag
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>tfw 77
>tfw cyborg
pretty accurate desu
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If you have over 50 you do not need to be on this board. There's nothing to be found for you here. Please just leave.
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>>39169163
I'm at 120 mostly because I still live with my parents (for now, I'm joining the Navy though, so I have a bit of an excuse) and I'm a virgin because I'm Christian (there was a thot a while back who offered, damn it was tempting, but didn't go through with it).

Assuming I remain a virgin forever (doubtful), all I have to do is buy a house, go to college, and get a car, which is what I'm planning on doing, and then I'll be considered "successful" (131).
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118 entry-level Chad.

Cry with jealousy and anger at how successful I am, how hot my girlfriend is, how hot I am, how lucky my life is and how many languages I speak.

GF nerds, beta cucks and virgins.
Based God signing out.
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physical = 30
mental = 15
social = 5
accomplishments = 24
bonus = 7

total = 81

I've fixed everything that was fucked up in high school and university, but I still have no social life to speak of.
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>>39169163
44 here. I used to be 56. Yikes.
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>>39172715
How did you manage to lose points?
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>>39169163
48
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>>39169163
>P
15
>M
6
>S
9
>A
12
>B
1

>Total
43

Not too bad
t. normie
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>>39169163
Fuck off, normalfags. R9K is OUR spaces. Get the fuck off my board. Now.
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>>39169163
>cyborg
please help me

do i slip into the robot void?
or do i try and ascend to normie status?
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>>39176165
shit forgot to include my score
67
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>>39169163
>84
Sounds about rightarino.
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>>39169163
>P
9
>M
4
>S
1
>A
8
>B
1

23 = wizard
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>>39169163
144
I just come here for the women hate threads honestly.
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>>39176757
>14 in romance
fucking chad
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>>39176792
>I just come here for the women hate threads originally.
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turns out I'm a wizard, well at least I can fit in here...
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>>39177079
>Being that much of a newfag
lurk more
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>>39173266
Post details
oregano132
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pretty good I guess.
I'm married with a kid on the way
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>>39176797
this image is gold holy shit truly a masterpiece
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>>39169163
Taken this test over the years used to score cyborg now i score normie damn
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>>39169163
>121
I need to stay off this board and never return
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49
I thought I was better than this desu
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>>39176797
i dont understand the last panel. wtf is that logo?
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>>39177690
there's a second part to it but i don't have it
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"Just lift bro" Story of my fucking life.
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27. and am actually a 27-year old virgin NEET.
>>39169543
was worried for a minute that i might be the lowest in the thread, thank you brother
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>>39177150
How could you possibly be a wizard.
Tell/show me how your points were distributed because I find it hard to believe that with all of the categories you could have less than 9 points.
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>>39178420
You should not be talking like that you jerk stop being a bully I am a good person I will destroy you
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>>39178420
>less than 9
Woops, meant less than 24.
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