>just found out about precum How many cums are there??

Wait until this guy finds out about proto-cum...

>>39167236
>he doesn't know about ectocum
how do you think guys can fuck succubi

>>39167247
>proto-cum...
we're not suppose to talk about that, brother.

>unaware of septicum
where have you been all your life?

ultimacum is really the only one that matters.

>he doesn't know about postcum

>>39167299
Post-cum really isn't a meme, although it is basically precum

Human extinction was drawing close
Threat of a cum apocalypse was growing larger and larger till one day the droped the nut and the postcum apocalypse started

>he doesn't clear his dick so he doesn't have ghost cums in public later on

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cum cum is yum yum

All the anons posting greentext asking how this "dude" has never heard of precum before.

The posting style, ignorance of basic male sexual activity (kind of like how lots of guys have trouble finding the clitoris or even knowing that the clitoris exists), the bewilderment about male cumming, and the avatar suggest that this is, in fact, WAIT FOR IT, drumroll please..... .. . . . ......... ..... a grill. You heard me right. a girll on /r9k/

However, equally likely is that the OP is a ruse designed to make us think OP is a grill. If it is a trolling attempt, the avatar gave it way. That went too far and would have. You have to be more subtle, dude.

precum, postcum, cum classic, diet cum, cum zero

>>39167421
rule 30 of the internet, buddy

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>When mom finds the precum drum.

only sad cums for me

>>39167464
Quite the cumnundrum

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>>39167236
Oh anon
Where have you been this whole time?
There's so many variations on cum out there

>>39167236
17 if you include protozoacum, but that one is still up for debate. 16 is the amount of cums since edward poscamonti discovered them in 1879

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>>39167421
>However, equally likely is that the OP is a ruse designed to make us think OP is a grill. If it is a trolling attempt, the avatar gave it way. That went too far and would have. You have to be more subtle, dude.

>>39167236
>he doesn't know about precum
wait till you find out about postcum

>>39167266
>tfw dry-cum
please help?

>tfw too much precum

>he's never heard about le sperme sub-type of cum

>he doesn't know about improvised free jizz

>>39167299
>postcum
Had this one before. Was just going about my business 20-30 minutes after ejaculation, and I feel something down there and... ah shit, guess it didn't all come out.

>>39168590
you dont want me helping. Im only going to make you have ruined orgasms while locked in a cock cage.

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>he doesn't pee after cum to not have post-cum

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>tfw literally drenched in precum while edging

I'm 26 and I don't make precum unless I'm edging for hours. Is this normal?

>>39168893
no you have testicular cancer

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>that white, frothy goop that's all over your dick when you have sex
What is it? It's not just cum. Is it churned cum? is it churned precum? Is it just pussy goop? Because it doesn't seem like it's just panty crust in its wet form. Is it churned panty crust? Do girls produce separate goops? Is it the goop that girls produce when they're wet, but churned? Is it a combination of cum and pussy goop being churned up together? I don't produce it when I jack off, and I'm pretty sure it's not there from just fingerbanging. What's it for?

You guys know what I'm talking about, right? It's weird that porn doesn't seem to feature it. That white, frothy, soft, foamy shit that's all over your dick when you slide out after fucking. It's not just cum, right?

>>39167236
There are about 8 for me, though it varies person to person. There's:
Pre-cum Stage 1
Pre-cum Stage 2
Pre-Cum Stage 3
The Phantom Cum
Orgasm Cum
Major Post Orgasm Cum
Minor Post Orgasm Cum
and finally we end with the Post Orgasm Leak, which consists of 3 sub cums. I count the sub cums as one cum, but you can count them as separate cums if you'd like.

>>39169011
That's girl juice. It has a technical name, but I don't know it. It's made when girls get horny as lubricant for the dick since guys can't make their own lubricant.

>>39168590
How undearge?

>>39169257
[spoiker]3 years under[/spoiler]

>>39168702
My favourite jizz. Makes the nozzle feel delightful.

>>39169230
Wait. Are the girls in porn not getting wet, then? Because I only see the goop IRL.

>>39169011
>>39169952
It's called the santorum.

>>39169011
Only happens at certain times, when the girl is ovulating

girls on BC don't ovulate

Also something similar can occur when the girl has a yeast infection

>>39168893
It depends on how frequently you masturbate and whether your prostate can keep up with the demand to buffer seminal fluid for ejaculation
If you stop for even a week Im sure youll have loads of precum

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I precum so much I can fill up an Otter Pop sleeve.

>>39170013
Diet can also greatly effect this. Taking lecithin supplements will increase precum volume. Id be careful because it has some effect on steroid hormone blood volume, potentially elevating estrogen

>>39170166
So how much of it is too much?

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>yfw watching the precum drip from your cock

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>he doesn't know about neo-cum

magnacum

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>>39167236
There's only one that matters, baby: my big cums.

Just wait for the sad cum baby

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>>39169901
>spoiker

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>>39169952
obviously they're not wet. it's called acting

>>39170439
Shut up! I mistyped XD

Pre-cum
Cum
Post-cum
Post-alternative cum
Cumstep

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>doesn't know about metacum

>>39170482
I think this conversation may have ruined porn for me.

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tfw no pre-cum anymore since I fap 24/7 out of pure boredom

>>39167236
>2017
>not knowing about the sad cum
why are you even here?

>>39167588
Edward postcumonti*