This is a penis. Explain to me your reason(s) for not sucking

There is not a penis here for me to suck

I'm not that flexible

>>39167132
Have you tried sucking your own?

>>39167115
I'm not a gay. Stop spreading a gay propaganda.

>>39167177
Are you saying you're a normie?

>>39167145
I tried it myself a couple times when i was a limber highschooler. Could only put the very tip in my mouth and extend my tongue to the underside. Never intended to finish myself like that but i came on my chin once by accident.


As for sucking someone else's dick, I've thought about it before it seems like it could be fun but if anything, I'm hoping to lose my virginity to a girl before exploring with guys.

>>39167115

That's the perfect sized penis I'd like to own it.

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17KB, 187x204px

>>39167177
Silence, goy! Nobody is propagandizing anything.

because there isn't one nearby that i like

>>39167115
I might if I didn't hate people, but if I didn't hate people I'd probably prefer a gf

>>39167593
>I'd probably prefer a gf
lame

>>39167115
I'm a lesbian and find them repulsive.

>>39168379
Nope, I'm here because Im a misanthropic, lonely loser who can't find any girl to date me, same as everyone else.

I'd like to fuck a guy someday, but I've never met anyone I thought was attractive enough to do so. I'd definitely suck his dick if I did though.

>>39168408
Why not head to your local gloryhole?

>>39168414
I said I wanted to fuck a guy. If I want to fuck a disembodied dick, I own a dildo already.
And besides, that's a real good way to catch a disease.

>>39167115
Because there is no uncut robot virgin in this room with me so I can succ on his penis.

>>39168379
what the fuck is this happening in this webm

I have my own penis and I suck it all the time, thank you very much.

>>39168756
Africans beating another African for allegedly being a lesbian.
Spinal damage.

>>39168399
>same as everyone else
Fuck off roastie. You have designated board for this shit - >>>/lgbt/

>>39167115
My loads are fucking pathetic. I rarely shoot our anymore and even when I do I produce maybe 1/4 of what this dude does.

>>39167115
The men I usually suck off are with their spouses atm.

I don't want to.
I'd rather cuddle.

>>39169275
>I'd rather cuddle.
cute