>tfw you will never be a simple rice farmer in feudal japan

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>>39164911
>tfw ywn be a beautiful shepherd boy lying in the grass under a tree on a hill napping in some light sun
Worst feel ever desu

>>39164911
>yeah id feel fufiled working everyday so some fucking chink could take 60% of everything that I made so he could fund his army of chinks killing other chinks because he wants to have a cool hat and steal other poor chinks of their rice

Fuck off bootlicker taxes are theft and fudualism sucks ass. You are litterally living in the most exciting, technologically advanced and relatively safest era of mankind, stop being a lil bitch and enjoy it

>>39165041
yet youre on r9k
i go outside and the ugliness of city buildings and the way people dress is enough to say we live in terrible times
kill yourself

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>tfw you will never be a cowboy in 1870's exploring the wild west

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>>39164911
>>39164961
>tfw you will never be struck by drought or floodings; or hordes of barbarians burning your crops and slaughtering your cattle, raping your -1/10 wife/sister and castrating your disabled impotent child; while the king's armsmen take you to the dungeons for not paying your taxes, and the local priest accuses you of heresy because you didn't pay the tithe.

>tfw you have to live in the 21st century, where you can talk to people of NZ in matter of seconds, food is lees than a mile away from home, and you can fap to unbirthing in the commodity of your desk.

Life is truly suffering

>>39165069
>i'd rather live in fuedal times where a warlord could rape my wife without any repercussions and I break my back as a peasant farming crops and receive no compensation
You're a retard

>>39164911
>why is modern life so bleak and empty?
pretty sure being a paesant in feudal japan would be bleak and empty

>>39165157
Let them romanticize their bullshit.

>Let them wake up to it and one day get the joy of seeing their raped wife/daughter trotted away on horse back from their now burning home to be the warlords courtesans while their son hangs from a tree by his own intestines and theyre on the ground as a fresh quadriplegic being beaten to death because chinks.

Yeah you thought.

>>39164911
Feudal means your land belongs to some samurai who could cut your head off for fun

>>39164911
>with a wife and your own property
You're repeating yourself anon

>>39164911
why would you wanna be anything else?
i personally always wanted to be rich so i could hurt people when i get bored.
but thats just me.

Shit, meng, just save up some cash and buy some cheap land to grow crops on. The govt will literally pay you to do that

>>39165146
>tfw people are affected by drought and floods all the time in 2017 including in the USA
>tfw barbarians regularly kill 1st world people and there were 14 people killed in a terrorist attack like 2 days ago
>tfw there are people doing 30+ years in federal prison right now for not paying taxes to the IRS
>tfw people are regularly fired, blacklisted, shamed and shunned for various heresies to this day especially any beliefs even moderately traditionalist

>>39165157
>>39165242

It's hilarious how you think you're smart because you can spew deranged pornographic torture fantasies in a medieval setting.

Try opening a book for once in your life.

>>39164911
Move to one of the rust belt states, buy a pot of land to grow crops and get yourself a qt country girl.
Oh wait you're just a filthy weeb. Consider suicide.

>>39164911
>Feudal
>Peasant
>Own property
I have some bad news about your gay dream.

>>39164911
>rice farmer
>owning your own property
How fucking retarded are you OP that's not how it works under feudalism.

Lots of people argue againt historical comfy threads because of stuff like "rape, disease, poverty!"

Yes such things did happen but these were rare occasions, depending on where you are living and during what time period you could expect a comfy life.

Also lords didn't just rape peoples wives, Brave Heart is not a documentary.

>>39167086
>Yes such things did happen but these were rare occasions, depending on where you are living and during what time period you could expect a comfy life.

That's literally no different from the present. Name one period of human history that was overall more peaceful and idyllic than right now?

>>39166869
I know right? you can start farming right fucking now (its late season so late season flowers/food)
and you could make some decent money off of bee honey.
But go ahead and keep up the murder rape porn losers.
Im sure he is romanticizing it but who wouldn't in this world of bleak city and offices.
Grow garlic if you want something low maintenance.

>>39164911
Enjoy the blindness from your vitamin A deficiency.

>tfw you will never live in a comfy French village pre-French revolution

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>39164911
>Chadurais cuck you by Primae Noctis gangraping your wife on your honey moon


Nothing ever changes

>>39165041
Lifespans and safety aren't so great, if all they protect and soothe is a life of stagnant alienation. I'd rather live a traditional rural life but keep just a few essential modern improvements (vaccination, anesthetic/antisepsis, pasteurization, etc.).
>>39167121
The 20th century contained far more suffering and destruction than most prior centuries, and not simply due to the rise in pure numbers/population. It's just that modern war/violence necessarily happens in big spurts because of the scale involved. So we're deluded into thinking all is well while living in one of the inter-war periods. But another world-war is probably coming.

>>39164911
Dude rice farming in Japan fucking sucks.
You live in slat board houses that let all the bugs in, you live off rice porridge and nasty home pickled veggies that they pull out of a rancid barrel, you only eat meat once a month on nikyuu becuase it rhymes with the word for meat, did I mentain the bugs? The rice fields is a big pond of STANDING water, "here bugs have a home". Oh and the bugs attract toads, and you know what fucking toads attack? Mothafuckaing snakes, and spiders. And not the little tiny house spiders, but the big massive ones with thousands of babies on them.
So to recap you are in a slant board house that lets in tons of spiders, bugs and snakes and you eat crap food.
A least pick a decent farming era.
>source, lived with realtives in Japan that were poor rice farmers for awhile.