/britfeel/

>>39159022

Interesting edition title

University

A-levels

Not being a NEET

Social life

Girls

>>39159022

Ain't nothing that can please a man, like mould up the desusan

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STUDENTS GET OUT
STUDENTS GET OUT
STUDENTS GET OUT
STUDENTS GET OUT
STUDENTS GET OUT
STUDENTS GET OUT

Very little storage space left lads

Do I get a YIFY 2GB rip or a 1.5GB rip from some other uploader?

What are we drinking tonight boys? Kraken rum followed by Savanna cider for me
Also, you need to take ebin out for a drink after the casino, shippy. It would be a fun thing seeing ebin shitfaced for the first time

wanking

pooing

din dins

being a NEET

dwarf fortress

waifus

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Need weeb buses to brighten the road

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Why has /britfeel/ become so popular recently? We are chowing through threads, not like a few months back where one would last 1/3 of a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1XHQQ-qiQ

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The absolute state of Aldi in Northampton

>>39159168
I've been advertising ebins blog everywhere. Got YouTube and everything now.

dubs and I buy 4chan banner adds showing ebin's blog

>>39159194
Ever thought the kid might be under 18 and therefore unable to sell alcohol?

>>39159194
Why would they employ someone who refuses to serve goods?

>>39159194
underage b& staff fucking annoy me. why they can't stack beans instead? that's what I did, although my sales at the business I was at surpassed some full time staff some months. I felt like a jew when I subtly sold the product and left little pieces of information in as I spoke.

>>39159194
It's because he's a minor you utter mong, kek

>>39159197
please explain ebin to me. I memeber first hearing about him ages ago here and I've ignored it since.

6 of the last 16 times I've asked for a diet pepsi in weatherspoons, they have served me a regular pepsi

>>39159233
>>39159257
>>39159275
SamePaki.

>>39159280
He's the thread monkey, he has a blog, we laugh at him

>>39159194
Technically he's not serving you the alcohol though, you went and got it yourself. he's just there scanning barcodes

Most of the supermarkets near me have a couple of no booze tills.

>>39159280
He's the king of britfeel
Lord of the mould
Enemy of waifu posters
Creator of OC

fuck me lads. this rain is intense

>>39159280
Just admit you're new ffs. You can't ignore Ebin and Saku shitting up the whole thread everyday.

>go to barber
>i want my hair like big boss
>im sorry say again
>um b-big boss...
>is that a rapper? never heard of him
>oh, uh sorry actually i don't have time for this

drinking a gin and tonic waheeeeeeeeeey lads

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>>39159344
Ebin and Tilde*

>>39159355
Hi gran

Waheeeeeeeeeeeey!

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>>39159316

Write and tell all the supermarket bosses anon, I'm sure they will reward you most handsomely.

>>39159366
>I-It's just one side, I swear!
Dumb orbtier scum

>>39159368
haha good one Chief

>>39159326
Too fucking right. some twat comes in to /ebinafeels/ without knowing what's up.

TRASH t.b.h

>>39159344
does 4 odd years of on and off posting constitute new? as in a few months at a time.

In the darkness I will meet my creator
And they will all agree, that I'm a suffocater

>>39159381

Yes, you're a newfag

>>39159381

Aye, yer cock's candy rock newfag.

Just got called a racist in greggs

>>39159355
>didn't reply to my 'what are you drinking lads' post
REEEEEEEEEE

>>39159390

A fucking melter is what you are.

>>39159374
You're the orbiter scum and you're too dumb to see it

>>39159408
>Just got called a racist in greggs

Again?

>>39159408
Got banned from my local library today for moving the quran to the horror section

>>39159416

Young, dumb and full of (ebin) cum.

>>39159106
Me?
What am I drinking?
A gin AND tonic desu lad ;)

>>39159423
it was transphobic earlier

>>39159416
>Both sides are being cancer
>Nuh uh! This side is totally innocent even though one of them admited to shit stirring tonight!
Sure orbiter.

>>39159431
I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU XXXXXXX <3

Lads what do you do when your nan slaps you? I can't really hit her back but I'm not taking that, not fucking taking that at all.

>>39159435

Or wasn't as the case may be.

>>39159475

Might as well just take it lad, what was it for?

>>39159475

You should screech autisticly anon.

>>39159475
Challenge her to an arm wrestle. Whoever loses leaves forever.

>>39159429
nice edges bro, try not to cut yourself

>>39159484
I took a croissant and put those cold cocktail sausages you buy in a big pack inside it. My nan said the French would weep if they could see this, I'd say they'd weep if they knew you voted for labour who let paki's get away with raping little girls and bombing us. She slapped me hard and I just froze, wasn't sure what the right reaction was.
>>39159498
Brilliant, nonce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nscGRxzH2gg

This is honestly going to be one of their best albums yet. ...Like Clockwork was a masterpiece and I love EVERY song from it but I feel this will be more upbeat and a good mixture of all the styles they've used through their career.

>>39159475
kick her in her fanny. it's the only sh'ell learn. either that or nipple twists but by time you've reached down to her knees to pinch them she may be aware of your motives. always best to go with a kick to fanny.

>>39159429
>inb4 britfeel gays defend islam again without the slightest bit of self-awareness.

what actually is comeback august

is disarrno and vodka ok?

>>39159556
I listened to the leak and it was pretty underwhelming sadly. Shame because ...Like Clockwork was incredible, the only album of theirs I can say I loved and not just liked.

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>>39159512
Get out, you Paki nonce

>>39159587
mixed?. only 1 way to find out lad. let us know how it goes

>>39159620
guess ill take one for the team then

>>39159582

A level tourists OUT

>>39159582
Seriously lad? What are you playing at? What did you mean by this? I'd really appreciate it if you explained what you mean.

>>39159690
mate I didn't even do my gcses let alone those im just a newfag to these threads

this influx of new fags is could ruin britfeel. most new lads will probably be underage and wont understand the banter here. cba with its tbqh

>>39159022
Friday night is ghost night, lads. Normies out drinking and fucking slags don't know what they're missing

>>39159544

Off you fuck back to /pol/ there's a good spakker.

>>39159718
yes I'm serious. I'm not playin you or nothing. I mean why do they call it comeback august

I'm a bit of a brainlet since I've never had a "job"

>>39159670
I hope kek favours you and makes it a flavoursome drink, brave anon

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>>39159429
>Got banned from my local library today for moving the quran to the horror section
Just a bit of banter lad, just incase you were an autistic /pol/ack

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>>39159544
>I'd say they'd weep if they knew you voted for labour who let paki's get away with raping little girls and bombing us
THINGS

>>39159754
How's the court case going for sexually harassing a white woman?

>The one Paki in /britfeel/ is a nonce

>>39159752

Excuse for what? Huh? What? I don't understand. I'm having quite a bit of trouble, I'm afraid. No but really, your post is rather confusing. What i mean to say is that, if you'll let me be frank, I don't think I'm getting what you're trying to convey here. If one were to describe my expression right now, it would be one of bemusement, your original post being the source of my perpexed visage. That's not to say that you are incompetent, in fact maybe I'm the one with a deficiency in the comprehension department, but I would be grateful if you would clarify what your intent was with the phrase "What's your excuse?". I'm sorry if this is confusing, but I want to make sure to convey my lack of understanding as to what you were conveying in your post, and to implore to you, Original Poster, to convey what you intended to convey originally, but conveyed in a manner that would be easy for me to understand, a 'conveyance of what was conveyed, but conveyed more clearly than the original conveyance' so to speak.

>>39159721

Greetings newfag. You're warmly greeted, in the fashion the our wonderful nation warmly welcomed refugees.

>>39159721
I'd like to take stock for a moment and analyse this post alds
>poor sentance structure and grammar
Is it a play on the fact that A Level fags are more educated that the average neet, ironically portraying them as uninteligent
>ironically taking the meme that the recent spike of A Level activity translates to a real increase in younger poster quantity
>ironically comparing this small, surely short term change to /britfeel/ to much larger drama and character events
Did I miss any other element of whit?

Can more people make vocaroos of themselves shitting please. My sides need to be in pain.

>got banned from my local library for moving the communist manifesto to the religion section
bourgeois pig dogs

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>>39159591
I've refrained from listening to the leak because I want to keep my hopes up to look forward to something. The 'Feet don't fail me now' sound great from the snipit. Their first released song was weak in my opinion. Almost like album filler. The second one I've listened to maybe 20 times(Evil has landed). I think ...Like Clockwork is going to be a forever master piece. The way every song is just... perfect. It's a very classy album with my absolute favourite style; somewhat depressive, slow paced. Basically, not very upbeat. I don't even know why it isn't so highly regarded by more people. It seems to have a small following of huge advocates but most other fans think its 'aight.

The songs have quite different melodies in similar styles though which is where it excels. Some previous albums like Era Vulgis is great but some songs sound too similar and some are really repetitive and annoying. Nothing beats ...Like Clockwork imo, but this could be good.

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>>39159544
You have been diagnosed with autism right because that was a massive banter misfire.

>>39159022
what should I do after getting convicted of drink driving
feel like I should kill myself but just need a little bit of motivation

>>39159753
not liking this at all, just tastes like seawater

>got permanently banned from the library for moving ebin's blog to the human sexuality section

>Literally exhausted all the good fart porn

There's more scat porn than you can get through in a lifetime, but I've seen every single good brap porn available, and even gotten through all the erotica

Suffering

>>39159835

Best ask someone who cares lad.

>>39159800
you is tripping bruv. you a level fags wouldn't last a minute on the streets. you got fancy letters behind your name but you ever steal a loaf of tiger bread and wink at the security guard on the way out? nah mate, you're a soft cunt

>Got banned from Scarborough shopping centre for planning a massacre

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>>39159864
OP identified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9OfBcjyxKY

It's the short version, but what you're about to experience fellas is the best song ever written. The long version is soooo much better but there isn't a vid with such nice artwork.

>>39159893

Sounds like a septic homo gargling spunk.

>>39159863
do you care mate

>>39159837
So it would appear that no disarano and vodka are not ok. I'll add it to list. also, southern comfort and irn bru don't go well together, but southern comfort and mirinda do

>>39159913

I'm glad you got caught, apart from that not a jot. But not on and attention seek somewhere else like a good fellow.

>>39159817
I love it because it's depressing but really cathartic. Sounds like the equivalent of feeling dead inside whilst also wanting your chest to explode. I get that vibe from a lot of emo/post-hardcore (Brand New, mewithoutYou, Touche Amore) but never before from big, stadium rock bands like QOTSA.

>>39159888
dont doxx me bruv

>>39159835
Kill yourself for being a pathetic alky bastard tbqh

>>39159947

Do you have NME pyjamas lad?

>>39159943
fair enough I suppose
why do you think Im attention seeking

gin and tonic lad here. having an amaretto and coke now lmao xD

>>39160012
Drunk enough that I can have a go on your knob yet pal?

By the morning I will have grown back

>>39160003

Because you are seeking attention with your suicide shitposting lad.

>>39159751
>>39159833
Last place I thought I'd find libtards desu.

>>39159964
Oi dickhead, he never said he was an alky.
shall I jump to conclusions as well. I bet you're atwat

>>39159800
people make errors when they are typing fast. you can still be a fucking idiot in some regards and be good at academics; academics does not teach life skills. Britfeel is for talking about everyday things, kids lack life experience, which is why they are stupid when it comes to everyday life.

>>39160057
>academics
I'm glad someone else picked up on this meme, it triggers me so much

>>39160046
>Last place I thought

Don't over reach lad.

>>39160022
not quite there yet lad ;)

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I've not really got anything all that interesting to blog about, so instead I'm commenting on the fact that I have nothing to post about in order to distract you from the fact that I'm a hollow, empty person.

Post waifus?

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>>39160048
Thanks for the (You) friendo
oregalo

I really hate the English lads.

>>39160057

Graduate of the school of hard knocks and the university of life, eh mate?

>>39160111
no worries, have another, bud

>>39160115

jock detected, based welshmen wouldn't say such things

>>39160115
which oppressed dependency are you?

>>39159947
I just love their versatility. They are like a Tesco extra(I went to one today, they literally have anything you need ever). The Rated R album I hated at first but once I got into it, I'm surprised at how relatively small the band is now. It's a great album that offered a different vibe but not too different it'll put people off.

Go With th Flow is an example( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE ). Dave Grohl played drums there and it shows the band isn't just this coin focused buisness. They change around a bit and use different styles and musicians to try something new. But compare this track to Someone's in the Wolf( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT60tUIdLfQ ).

One could easily mistaken it as a differnet band as the styles are very different. Both songs I love, but they make the band one you can sit and listen to for hours. Songs can be so different yet sound fantastic that they never become boring.

I have a bit of a memory surrounding the band as a whole because of one holiday I went on I stayed in a hotel on the Thames river in London, with the view of Canary Walf out the window. Light reflected off the water and it looked crisp and fucking epic. And as I fell asleep listening to their songs on random, the feeling of the epic but beautiful moment stuck with the sound of the band and it suits them perfectly. I'll try and dig up a picture I took.

>>39160129

There are about 195 other nationalities though and they all would.

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>>39160104
Haha, what do you mean? We're all lively go-geters here lad.

>>39159193
I'm going to see them this November laddy

>>39159908
When are we going to schedule this fight then pal?

>>39159353
who the fuck is big boss?

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>>39160129
Because welshman are just discount crumpetwogs

>ENGERLAND

>>39160120
i have been to uni. being good at writing an essay does not always mean you're intelligent - it is a skill that anyone can learn if taught. And its a pointless skill once you leave uni unless you're going to write an academic book.

>>39160185
>Posts a photo of a paddy

Just got back from the cinema lads. Watched The Hitman's Bodyguard not a bad film.

>>39160185
That's a bog nigger.

Salt and Vinegar>Cheese and Onion

Lads I just gambled on a fart and lost. I lost really bad. Not even joking. This has never happened in my life before. I had to shower and everything which is irritating because I had one just 3 days ago

>>39160213
Seabrook>Walkers

>>39160213
Smoky bacon>All

>>39159777
Do you even know what a nonce is?

>>39160213
>he likes his lips to sting
for what purpose?

>>39160191
>i have been to uni.

Popping in to the commons to steal the bog roll doesn't count laddie

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>>39160160
Check I've invested too much time in this but who gives a shit.


This photo suits the band in my opinion.

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fucking sick of everything desu lads

feeling increasingly isolated, nobody ever speaks to me, I don't do anything, and when I look at social media it seems like I'm on a completely different page to everyone

what do

>>39160209
You should all learn a lesson from this lad. He went into this film expecting it to be shite but came out pleasantly surprised.

Try new things - try Ebin's blog

>>39160225

And you post about this rather than rectifing the pants situation.

Grand.

>>39160246
just talk to people lad
if they don't like you then its no loss since you didn't talk to them anyway
if they like u then its a win

>>39160246

Choices -

1. Get on the same page
2. KYS
3. Just shut the fuck and stop whining

>>39160104
Kill 1, Fuck 2, Marry 3

>>39160261
I've already showered and stuff mate

>>39160185
All I see is a fine, upstanding English gentleman

>>39160170
Hahaha, yeah... yeah.
>>39160285
Plebeian taste, friend.

>>39160285
>Not marrying cow tits and sleeping on her chest every night
The fuck is wrong with you mate.

>>39160225
Alrigh Crumpet?

>>39160258
>try Ebin's blog
Already a fan. Enjoyed him accurately summing up a trip to Poundland.

>>39160285
marry and fuck 1, kill the other 2

>>39160242
>implying that getting into uni is prestiges now a days

I can tell youre underage

>>39160311

He's not English. He's a paddy.

>>39160324
I thought this through desu, cow tits is more likely to get fat, especially after marriage unlike number 3. That's why you just fuck cow tits to see those swinging bazonkas in action and marry 3

>>39160342
>apply to uni
>go to uni
thats it lad

Memes aside, what is the point of that crumpet character.
I do rather want to hug him, though
>>39160333

>>39160342

LOL. Oh dearie me, we're not having a good night tonight are we Anon?

>>39160371
>what is the point of that crumpet character.
he wants to fuck children

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I really want to fuck Kristen Stewart lads.

>>39160360
But what if she doesn't?

>>39160365

They used to lock people up for talking to themselves lad.

>>39160373
I'm perfectly fine. I'm just telling the truth.

>>39160382
she's smashable lad

>>39160382
she looks like her dad touched but i bet that didn't happen and she actually had a normal childhood

>>39160382
Never heard of him. Who does he play for?

>>39160382
as the authority on 3d waifus, she's top tier

>>39160371
You only want to hug him because of his avatar and cute name.

>>39160392

You've been pretty wide if the mark on everything you've posted so far. I wouldn't do any big bets tomorrow lad.

drinking some water lads, remember to stay hydrated

>>39160391
good reply lad

>>39160371
>>39160381
It's not even a character, just some homeschooled aspie who's a bit strange. I've contributed quite a bit to the 'gambled on a fart' meme but I feel bad for the lad, he hasn't done anything wrong. Unless he's actually a pedo

>>39160428
nah mate I'm getting wankered

>>39160428
Will cum keep me hydrated?

I hope by the morning I will have grown back

>>39160439
yes but only if you snort it

>>39160382
Elaborate on how lad

>>39160478
tbf lad

>just smashed a glass leaning on it and almost stabbed myself in the neck
Might be time to stop drinking

lads, how much would you need to be payed to drink a litre of bulls semen?

Tomorrow it will be time to fast again. Thank you, Kronos

>>39160276
I have one friend and she's alright but she's not the type to really have meaningful discussions with, I've known her 8 years and we talk daily but it's just general shit like vidya/pop culture. she's more interesting in person but I've moved to another country for work so that's that

my other friend replies sporadically, sometimes it takes days for him to reply.

it feels like years since I've had a proper conversation with anyone, I can't really speak the native language here, I just sit in my room all day

>>39160282
ok

>>39160520
a cheque for one gf

>>39160520

I'd pay no more than a fiver a pint and it better be chilled.

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>>39160428
Thanks desu, had about 1.5 litres of water today. Is that enough?

>>39160520
I once took a bite out of a horse's cock and a bollock for a bottle of white wine in front of an entire bar

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>>39160439
Nah it's too salty, it will just make you even more thirsty. Trust me I found out the hard way...

>>39160382
>short lesbian hair
>from lovely normal hair
is it just an attention thing?

Can't wait until the kids go back tbqh lads. Everywhere is too busy because of them and they shit up britfeel

>>39160572

Kiddie detected.

Alright junior?

>>39160534
where you from lad
ive always missed home since I came to england

>>39160564
you gonna green text laddy or?

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>>39160571
origino9045390

>>39160572
kids are getting worse lad. year on year, the little faggots get cockier and chat more shit. I propose more punishment in school and at homes. they chat back, get soap in mouth like when I was a kid. Or just a swift smack.

>>39160601

Improved.
Approve.

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>>39160571
It's a jew thing, it's spreading across Hollywood. They want everyone to be this gender neutral androgynous hybrid

>>39160601
it just looks weird now. but the message is true.

>>39160626

It's a hot thing lad.

>>39160626
shame because I wanted to fuck her guts out when I was 13 or 14.

>just don't like the taste of beer
>people who order spirits in a pup are nobs
>and it's expensive af

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>>39160642
>this
>hot by any standard

>>39160568
So cum guzzling leads to more cum guzzling is what you're saying?

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>>39160626
>>39160642
Personal sexual preference is fine but when they're forcing this tranny shit onto the kids then it should be a crime

>>39160617
The worst are the little chavs that cause trouble. You can't do anything about it because they are kids so you have to just put your head down and get bullied by a kid

>>39160571
Long, full, hair upkeep is a draining bastard with how erratic celeb day to day lives our

>>39160596
I'm from England, work in Cyprus (my uncle knows someone here who got me a job)

Greek is really hard to learn

ah well

>>39160600
>Go to bar
>They're doing some 'bushtucker challenge' thing on stage
>Two staceys are giggle and going 'ewwwww' and not giving it a proper go
>I am hammered so this really pisses me off for some reason
>I go up and tear a chunk out of the raw cock with my teeth
>Put it down and bite the bollock like an apple
>The MC looks disgusted and gives me the bottle
>Tries to get me off-stage
>Lean closer, mouth stinky with horse cock
>Look him dead in the eyes
>Say: 'It was never about the wine.'
>Leave

>>39160626
>They want everyone to be this gender neutral androgynous hybrid
y tho

>>39160677
No desu, I'm saying cum guzzling is perfectly fine but you need to supplement it with liberal doses of water or else the saltiness of cum will dehydrate you

>>39160695
Slowly conditioning you into accepting trannies.

>>39160692
well blimey lad

>>39160689
no offence but greece really is a shithole
thought everyone speaks a bit of english over there though?

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Planning to emigrate to England for feels

>>39160680

They're letting their kids choose lad, it's a good thing.

Jealously isn't attractive anon.

>>39160713
>accepting trannies.
consequences will never be the same

>>39160702
Right, right. Gotcha senpai. Thanks.

>>39160684
you should see my area. fuck me, the problem gets worse every single year. more and more kids smoking pot, some kid was in year 6 and smoking it.

its bad enough when the gobby cunts say hi or some shit, but when they fuck shit up everywhere, especially these new rental bike, it's just unbearable. I'm thinking of moving to the country desu lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7SrwwT6Zps


VId quality sucks but another display of pure excellence.

>>39160695

Do you can double up your riding opportunities lad. It's a good thing!

>>39160680
It's pretty much child abuse imo when they are shoving this no gender/more than two gender shit on kids. If a kid wants to change gender fine, but it should be done after a certain age, like how the AoC works.

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>>39160104
I ws going to make some witty comment about being hollow and empty being a personality in itself, but its not coming togehter in my mind and I'm not really very witty.
Posted.

>>39160749
>you should see my area. fuck me, the problem gets worse every single year. more and more kids smoking pot

Excellent, well chill!

fuck it. bedtime. but first
odds get lewd
evens straight to bed

>>39160780

It's a lifelong thing anon and it's great to see.

>>39160808
oh you best believe im rolling for this lad

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>>39160104
Managed to get a game with 5 hours played refunded on steam. Pretty chuffed about that, though they'd deny me.

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>>39160680
I can't decide if I want to fuck this or be this
>tfw beyond hope

>found my old blackops disc

I hope the 2 day free xbox live code in the box still works.

>>39159106
drunk 12 cans of amstel tonight lad. Not proud of drinking shit lager but it numbs the pain for a while.

>tfw wagecuck with no saving who can't afford to become NEET

>>39160689
>>39160724
Ti eipes gia tin ellada re malaka? Vgale ti mikri poutsa sou kai tha se kanw tzitzi

>>39160812
You call being praised for saying you identify as say a carrot a great thing? I call it madness tbqh.

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Reminder for the gay lads that threatening to infect your bf with AIDS is wrong

>>39159194
Next they'll be refusing to scan pork.

>>39160823
you get lewd. lucky bugger. but saying that,going straight to bed isn't a bad thing.

>>39160772
Desu I replied to you but you ignored me. I'm going to see QOTSA this november, pretty hyped

>>39160849
What if I do it in a joking way or during dirty talk?

>>39160848

Call it whatever you like ducks, nobody's listening.

>>39160837
Mr. GCHQ there's a creepy nonce here. Please arrest this man

>>39160808
>>39160823
Rollin too lads. Couldn't decide if I should wank tonight or not

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>>39160104

Anyone else watch Newsnight earlier? Feel pretty pissed they dedicated the end to some dyke journalist instead of the legend that was Are Brucie.

>>39160908
im so sorry for you pal

>>39160724
Mate Cyprus isn't Greece, Christ. Also Greece is fucking gorgeous you've clearly never been on a holiday that isn't to some 2bob resort, the islands are something else.

and yeah, they do, which is how I get by. I haven't really made any friends though, just feels awkward.

>>39160843
ti egine

>>39160749
its the same in my area. its usually the parents fault. its baffles me how unaware some people are on council estates.

How long until the bruce forsyth operation yewtree calls start coming in?

>>39160909

I think I remember Bruce Forsyth from when I was a kid. Always struck me as a bit of a creepy nob TBQH. A bit like that Saville guy that did the make a wish show.

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>>39160908
>>39160925
Didn't get odds but I'm going to wank anyway. I'm in control of my own destiny

>mummsie enjoys a night cap of port and brandy
>port is wine and brandy
>brandy is distilled wine
>mummy drinks wine and wine with added wine before bed

>>39160927

Greece confirmed as cool place to hang. Pretty bigly covered in history stuff too.

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Every white male at the BBC is a paedophile

>>39160941
>>39160947
Brucey was def a kiddyfiddler imho. Only a matter of time until the allegations come out.

>>39160983

So it would appear.

She's s hunni, who is she?

>>39160957
hopefully kek will smite you with cramp

>>39160933
It's partly the parents that allow it. I used to live in sheltered accommodation and some scumbags kids kept on going around the grounds knocking on doors and being noisy fuckers. A complaint was made and the parents shouted from their balcony "DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT MY KIDS THEY ONLY PLAYING" and another time the dad was getting really mouthy with one of the residents while telling his kids to play around the area as much as they want.

Thankfully I've moved and the shithole family have moved elsewhere too

>>39160927
pws paei re file?

I've never been to Cyprus but I think you're better off there, don't they have more or less an English system for most things?

>>39160976
Greece is perfect for a holiday but living there is shit. Good weather and people being pretty laid back are the only decent things

>>39160983
yeah but at least they're getting some

>>39161005
>crazy pigeon lady
>britnormies ex
>Xi's personal love slave

>>39161018
>Greece is perfect for a holiday but living there is shit

I reckon I could cope!

>>39161018
>living there is shit.
for poor folk perhaps, if i was well off i'd had a yacht in the aegean

>>39160947
I remember him doing The Price is Right. I can't see him being a nonce tbqh, he seemed a little eccentric and I think he just wanted to entertain.

>>39161023

Would probe her most private places with my engorged make member quite willingly.

>>39160925
not him but i did the original roll. i'm just gonna knock 1 out when i wake up.

>>39161058

I just thought it was shit TV TBQH.

>>39161068
why not? treat yourself mate its the weekend

>>39160787
The number of times I've missed out on saying something funny because I couldn't get the words together for it quick enough is embarrassing.

The number of times I've gone ahead with saying it anyway and made a fool of myself is even more embarrassing.

>>39160831
They seem to be fairly liberal with refunds. You'd think they'd be tighter than a miser's purse about the whole thing, but every time I've requested a refund, I've gotten it.

>>39160909
Didn't watch many shows with him in, still a shame to see him gone. It tolls for thee and all that.

>>39160969
That's like saying all alcohol is ethanol

>>39161079
Brings back fond memories for me of sitting in the front room with the family watching it

>>39161010
this is kind of shit is the only bit of motivation i have ever had to try being financially successful in life. too many mongs on council estates. i think most people on council are good people, but it only takes one cunting family to ruin it for the rest of the street you live in.

>>39161018
ola koble

Yeah the people here are great but speak really fast, I can't complain. Day to day life is fine but sometimes I wonder what the fuck it is i'm doing with my life

>>39160976
yeah I've been over a few times and always wish I could stay longer, so much to see if you're into history

I alays thought Greece had a good reputation besides the denbts - good weather, good people, good food - worth going without a doubt

>>39161111

Aye, well I can see that I suppose.

>>39161106
Listen mate, any more posts like that and I'm going to isolate you from the gay scene and the support it could offer you.

>>39161100
I have a 4 hour game they refused to refund for me. This time I just lied and said I bought the wrong game by accident to give off the illusion the money will go straight back into their pockets. Silly boys

>>39161117
>yeah I've been over a few times and always wish I could stay longer, so much to see if you're into history

I've always fancied being a latter day Lawrence Durrell.

Stop talking about pointless stuff and let's enjoy the fact our pm is so damn cool.
Mummy may masturbation militia in the building.

>>39161112
The area I was in had a couple shitty families and also some pikeys that caused trouble. The sheltered accommodation place get some trouble as well for the type of residents it had, usually autists taking first steps into independance, drink/drug abusers getting back on their feet and people who had breakdowns. Of course the shitholes didn't see it that way and just saw the place as weird with even some rumours started that it was a kiddyfiddling operation. Mostly the other residents on the road were lovely people and generally very friendly

Help me /britfeel/

I know a grill who definitely likes me...she's told me in the past. She's about to break up with her bf as well. Should I care that the few mates I have hate her, or should I just go for it and shag her?

I don't want to be ostracised by the few friends I have, but I equally want to get laid. Advice /britfeel/ /bros/?

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>>39161117
Wahey you even know the slang!
>the people here are great but speak really fast
Tbf I can't even understand Cypriots when they speak, they have their own little dialect and a weird way of speaking

>>39161222

Just shag her, why would your friends begrudge you a shag?

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>he doesnt read ebin's blog

Odds I go for first session in new gym, evens I go to bed.

>>39161222

Get her fucked anon.

>>39161238
She's a bit of a cunt desu, and is conventionally hideous (and fat) but I still kinda like her.

Risk vs reward. Risk is losing the few mates I have...reward is a shag.

Wat do?

>>39161087
you're right. i'm going to have multiple wanks tomorrow. and fuck it i'll do same on sunday as well.
https://youtu.be/xXyT1vy3BII
he knew.

>>39161222
>Advice /britfeel/ /bros/?
Shag her brains out, your friends will get over it

>>39161225
yeah i can get by if I have to, greeklish is great since typing in Greek would probably take me a week

yeah I've been told it's like Geordie/Scouse/Scottish, very distinct with it's own words

wish there was more places in England selling gyros

>>39161276
>conventionally hideous (and fat)
Have a wank and then consider it again. You'll most likely regret it

>>39161272
Nice I'll just go to bed then and go in the morning.

>>39161268
>he spends his nights shilling for a mentally ill NEET

>>39161311
This. Never make a decision with balls full of cum.

>>39161311
Fair shout desu...I am a bit (very) drunk at the moment so it may be beer goggles leading me on...

>>39161268
Y-yes Stacies I've got it open in the next tab. I'll get to it right away

>>39161268
can you make a post that implies journalists are reading ebins blog because they suspect him of becoming a serial killer

>>39161322
>he's not a mentally ill NEET

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just had a banana and a dark chocolate digestive

>captcha was treadmills

They know

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A number of years ago, I developed an autistic obsession with Welwyn Garden City. It slowly built up over the course of about 8-9 months initially, and despite my obsession with it, I never actually went there during that period, I could have just booked a short weekend there but I never had any real excuse to go, so it just remained a passive interest. I often fantasised about being in some position of influence where I could hold conferences there, and not only go there myself, but draw tons of others there too.

Then one day, my company decided to host the annual staff conference there, and I was overjoyed. This has continued for a number of years now and I've been there multiple times. In some ways it seemed like my ultimate fantasy had come true. The chance of me being in some major position of influence, and then using that to host conferences in Welwyn Garden City were virtually 0, but by a miraculous stroke of luck, someone else in that position of power made it happen.

I actually managed to have a word with the organiser, and questioned him about why he chose Welwyn Garden City of all places, and he first told me someone else 'just suggested it' with no further explanation. When questioning him more, he got quite defensive, and just made up loads of poor excuses so I just left it.

To this day I'll also wonder whether he also shared my obsession with Welwyn Garden City, but unlike me, made his dream come true.

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>>39161299
AHHHHHHH don't go reminding me of souvlakia

There are some decent souvlaki places here but they're usually not as good as the ones in Greece (or Cyprus)

post meme music you like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpEJTczo-bY

>>39161461
what is it you like about welwyn anon?
From the name "garden city" I imagine it to be very green and open and peaceful, is that accurate?

>>39161461
You met yourself from an alternate timeline, anon

>>39161488
It's an absolute shit hole

The name definitely does not match the place

Tfw hugely obese
Tfw ordering huge takeaway after having shit night out with uni society you tried to fit in with but never managed

Students are cunts. I get on much better with the stupid inbred retards I work with back home in middle of nowhere

>>39161488

It is a new/planned town, and has a lot of nice unique features, but isn't quite as dull and American like Milton Keynes is.

I think it was the name that first caught my attention, then I just read the wikipedia article on it, watched a few short videos about it on Youtube. When I actually went there I was very impressed, it has some nice greenery in the centre and a large fountain. Despite it being a planned city the houses have a very old and comfy style.

I could just see it in his eyes when I was prying him about it, he shared my unique and strange passion, and he had managed to make it happen.

>>39161537
>hugely obese
how big we talking?

>>39161557
Maybe hugely obese is slight exaggeration. I'm 19 stone and a manlet

>>39161480
I'd put off listening to this lil peep fella but it's a lot better than I thought. good shout

Here's mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxDM2K-hd0

>>39161575
cannonball anon

>>39161546

Did you fuck him lad?
Sounds like you'd be a pretty good couple.

>>39161575
I mean hugely obese is those people that can't move and need to have walls broken to get them out of house when they have the inevitable heart attack

>>39161575
That's hugely obese by any standards desu...
Get your shit together and lose some weight
>hurr im sad so I'm going to stuff my face with food to make myself better

>>39161598

No, but we actually have a ton of interests in common, there were a surprising number of things we have in common. >>39161499 definitely was close to the mark

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>she doesn't read ebin's blog

>>39161588
I don't like that one but I love these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQMzbeR-qiI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79yb5zY21Fk

I also like a few meme rappers like bones and xxx desu, as long as I'm in the right mode

>>39161621
I've actually lost like 3 stone in last couple of months just bit irritated about fucking up

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My sleep schedule is fucked, I just woke up at this ungodly hour.

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>>39161744
Keep going lad dont lose hope when you fuck up. We're always here to give you encouragement or a kick up the backside to get you moving.

Should I go on a date with a 38 year old?

newfriend here, can someone link ebin's blog?

>>39161817

Choke on your nandos, a level cunt

>>39161793
i mean, beggars and choosers lad

>>39161793
>Should I go on a date with a 38 year old?
yes>>39160983

>>39161793
Does she have kids? If no then go for it, you could get your own mummy gf

>>39161793
What age are you anon?

>>39161793
Do it. I went out with a (young looking) 38 year old when I was 23. She was absolutely gorgeous, blonde, from Holland.

We were together for 2 years. Didn't work out in the end but it was a great relationship.

>>39161828
Old no quals wagie is very ragie.

>>39161862

24, The thing is I don't really think it'll work long term, but I feel I should go on it just to boost my general experience with women.

>>39161902

Oh it's a woman? Fine, just fuck her.

>>39161890

Yeah I am an old no-quals wagie, what's your point?

Just watched the beach. Wasn't that great but really made me nostalgic for the early 2000s

>it's a "mum has a go at me for being too skinny" episode
wonder where her heart was when I was morbidly obese, she never said a word about my weight then

>>39161935
Is she fat herself?

>>39161928
You're a very ragie wagie.

Calm down or Mr. Sheckleberg might not like your attitude.

>>39161949
she says she wishes she could lose a stone or two

>>39161934
Read the book my man. It's sublime, one of my absolute favourites.

>>39161960

But Mr Shekelburg likes it when I'm fired up full of energy, I'm more productive and earning him more shekels then.

>>39161980
Will do lad. Heard it's a lot better than the film

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>speaking to someone online
>they say they want to write a book
>I ask if they have anything written already that I can read
>they link me to their blogspot full of short writings
>they're all shit. So bad. It's lewd and cringy, the kind of stuff a horny 15 year old weeb would write
>tell him it's great and he's got talent

Is there any film that's better than the book?

>>39162007
Poor old wagie.

I feel bad for you.

>>39162017
Don't be mean to ebin lad. That's not nice.

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>>39161793
How old are you? If its a big age gap it'd still be worth it anyway

>>39162034
Lord of the rings desu

>>39162046
Explain as to why you have that saved on your computer lad.

>>39162034
Anything by Stephen King fuck you faggot fite me

>>39162034
Fight Club
ori

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>somehow get date through tinder
>find out she just wanted someone to hang with while she explores london since shes travelling and only here for a week
>dont even go outside so know just as little about it as her

they know exactky what they are doing and beta fags like me dont call them out on it. Its also the fact that shouting at a normie will never have any affect on their mindset of lifestyle so its fucking pointless.

>>39162083

The Mist very nearly is.

>>39162088
Stand her up lad, that'll show her

>>39162046
>That guys confused face at the end
My fucking sides

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Answer telephones

>>39162109
Show her the way onto Chad's cock.
Amirite?

>>39162034
Yeah and all three of them were directed by Stanley Kubrick.

Clockwork Orange
The Shining
2001: Space Odyssey

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Stick Xi on walls

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Been in Cumbria so long I've developed alcoholism lads

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>>39162080
I find it humerous.

>>39162134
>Clockwork Orange
>The Shining
with you there. I havent read 2001 but I can imagine.

>>39162141
Do you have a sticker machine at home Shipanon or do you get them made?

>>39162134
>Clockwork Orange
>The Shining

Bollocks.

>>39162171
I could see how you could argue with Clockwork Orange. It's quite a good book but it's a very good film.

The Shining is different. It's a pretty average airport paperback horror but the film is one of the biggest masterpieces of cinema.

>>39162162

That wasn't me, but I think those images are just CGI, probably from a sticker website that shows you an example, then lets you order them