/britfeel/

>going out
Bad idea, bad idea.

>>39155903
Thought that finished ages ago. Are the /tv/ threads still active?

>>39155943
Good one lad. Nice joke. Well played mate.

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>>39155903
moni is a mess for the 4th

ebin stop trying to be deep and misunderstood with your shit lyrics

>>39155904
>tfw I'm the most liked because I live with all girls and they have drama with each other
It makes for some good entertainment honestly

>>39155937
That's life now. They've known for ages that he was probably going to die soon and he's very well known. Gotta get ahead of the curve somehow.

>>39155964
This. It's teen girl facebook post-tier.

Alright soft lads. Hardest man in England here just to remind you not to post waifus. If I see one waifu poster this thread you'll all be getting a smacking.

Who here failed their a-levels?

>>39156011
>Implying you could punch through saku's fat folds
You've already lost big man

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>>39155964
He is not in the thread at the moment

I think he would consider The Smiths to be fake-depressive anyway

>>39156011
Gomen lad~

>>39156011
Go away waifu poster.

>>39156015
Not me. I got 5A*s and got into MIT to study Law and Medicine.

oi lads remember gavin and stacy

GAAAAVLAAAR!

so funny lmao

got a crush on my new housemate oh noooooo

>>39156015
How does that even happen? A-levels aren't THAT hard.

>>39155974
Reminds me of how Peter Hitchens compared the funeral of Churchill and Diana in Abolition of Britain. He mentions how everyone become sappy weepy cunts over the space of only 30 or so years. Now we're at a point where peoples deaths matter so little that they make telly shows about it before they're gone and air them right after the news is out.

>>39156031
SMITHY!!!
I...I actually liked that show.

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>>39155903
>there's a club if you'd like to go
>you could meet somebody who really loves you
>so you go and you stand on your own
>and you leave on your own
>and you go home and you cry
>and you want to die
Haha thanks Mozz

>>39156036
I failed mine a few years ago. Was kicked out of sixth form and ended up doing a shitty btec, which I also failed. I now work full time at Poundland.

>>39155964
Its not retard, I just post songs ironically or for fun, your just projecting mong

*Smacks britfeel with giant fuck off hand

What did I just tell you softlads

>>39156065
Is anything you post sincere?

Please recommend me an ecchi anime, lads.

>>39156073
*slits your throat*
say something now

>>39156086
yes most of it, but I'm not seriously taking kate bush lyrics and songs seriously and posting them for deep meaning, if you think I am you may have autism

>>39156065
it's sappy facebook tier shit, anything you get called out on is 'ironic' isn't it

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>>39156073
>points at tilde with an equally giant hand

>>39156098
dunno what that it is so im just going to say gunsmoke

>>39156101
Look how defensive you're getting because someone saw through your pathetic attempt to be clever and failing

>>39156102
your an autistic retard, I posted one KATE BUSH song in the last thread for fun and you're sperging out, fuck off back to your sixth form cretin

>>39156108
It means pervy. Gunsmoke doesn't sound very pervy, tbqh.

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>>39156065
>I just post songs ironically or for fun
Yes Ebin all your late night music/feels posts are just 'ironic' and 'fun'. I know you're insecure but you don't need to hide behind a veil of irony all the time, you're amongst friends here

>>39156120
How is posting a fun 1980s song an attempt to be clever? I bet you listen to fucking crywank and other shite. You are projecting so heavily

>>39156131
It literally is just fun, I've never taken song lyrics seriously

>>39156060
i have A-Levels and yet im a NEET. how does that work?

>>39156124
you do it all the time you sad teenage girl, you start drama like a teenage girl too and blog about the high school crush you never got

go write another blog on your myspace

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>tfw I self-harmed like a retard when I was 16 and have cutting scars on my wrists
Just fuck my shit up, lads.

>>39156128
its about rough men shooting each other and being rough men
i think youd enjoy it

>>39156100
Calm down ebinlad
q

Is 19 too old to restart education for a complete fuckup?

If I did an access course which would have to be online since its quite late in the admission phrase I'd be in uni at 20.

I didn't even fail my a levels I just never did them.

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Evening britfeel!
How are you all doing? Any plans for the weekend?
Think I might just go play games for the duration to be honest, not much left to do in terms of planning.
>>39156011
Get your smacking hand out lad

Post waifus

Arf, Bannon's resigned.

The Shitgibbon is headed for prison lads.

>>39156147
nice to know you lack reading comprehension and have failed to read my blog before making assumptions, maybe you should re-sit your A level english exam

>>39156161
>Uni at 20

Totally normal.

>>39156145
>I have A-levels
EEE doesn't count. And A-levels are all you have then that's very believable.

>>39156161

19 isn't to old to have your balls drop shitlord.

>>39156161
19 is young AF laf

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>>39155903
I had a beautiful virgin girl snuggle up to me while I hugged her and fall asleep on me while telling me I felt good.
both of us were completely smashed but at least I'm now just a kv rather than khv
is it worth travelling across the country again for the slight chance to get her drunk again and fuck her? The chemistry was pretty amazing but it was probably just the alcohol and she said she doesn't want to lose her virginity to a guy she barely knows in a tent.

help lads, last night was the best of my life. I don't want it to be my peak. wat do?

>>39156157
You mean the Western drama? Is there ecchi Brokeback Mountain shit?

>>39156182
Actually, I got straight Cs.

>>39156150
Same here lad. Getting drunk when depressed is a pretty shit choice. Especially when you wake up in A&E and have to answer a battery of questions and shit. Just tell people to fuck off if they quiz you on it.

>>39156176
why would i read your inane edgy hormonal teenage ramblings, people here only read it to laugh at you you know

this roman book is fucking naughty tbqh with lads.

pic related is the book

>>39156176
>failing to read your blog
That puts your posts on par with those shit movies where nothing makes sense and you need to read the official novelizations to "get it".

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>tfw 30 and unironically like emo-rap. The fuck am I doing with my life lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQBRM1GK3T4

>>39156054
Tell me about it lad. The one mate I thought I could rely on just straight up blanked me when I went in. If he does it tonight I'm just gonna confront him. Fuck it, not like I'll be there much longer anyway so may as well ask if he has a problem.

>>39156196
if you read between the lines, sure

>>39156150
Bio-oil will reduce the prominence of those scars. Takes a long time to take effect though.

>Ebin seething noone takes his normie lyrics posted with a sad wojak as deep

>>39156060
how do you fail btec? i have loads of them. they are piss easy

>>39156145
I spent two years of my life working my way up at Poundland. I'm hoping that I'll be a shift manager soon.

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>>39156215
forgot the pic like a bad mong

>>39156215
Thats some proper filth right there mate.

>>39156204
That's still shit. Only awful unis would accept those grades. You probably did bullshit subjects too.

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>tfw I went to uni 3 years late
>tfw most of the guys I went to secondary school with have already graduated
>tfw I'm going to a shit tier uni (Cardiff) so loads of my classmates are mature students or got in through clearing

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EVENING BRITFEEL HELLO HOW ARE YOU TODAY ARE YOU OK? WHAT ARE YOU EATING TONIGHT? WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE REST OF THE WEEK? PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION OH AND POST WAIFUS XD

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Is this Ebin's favourite Crywank song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDl_rNXiaqU

Seems right up his alley

>>39156227
livy is a bit unreliable tbqh

>>39156207
so your making baseless assumptions about my blog, why bother? I'm quite sure i'm not hormonal at 24 years old. Meanwhile you type like a teenager spastic yourself so once again your projecting

>>39156221
How is it supposed to be deep? if you think it was supposed to be deep and not a partly ironic bit of fun then your either autistic or projecting. I've even posted about how much I hate fake-depressive music and pretentious pseudo intellects, i'm not going to contradict myself

>>39156215
romans were very naughty, just look at this
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>39156234
>That's still shit. Only awful unis would accept those grades. You probably did bullshit subjects too.
Maths, French and Psycholgy. Wouldn't call that shit.

>>39156234
>tfw I'm going to a shit tier uni (Cardiff)
Cardiff is a great uni, unless you mean Cardiff Met.

>>39156252
> PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
OK MR CAPSLOCKS GUY, HERE IS YOUR ATTENTION.

I could think of 100s of songs to post if I wanted to be le epic and deep, not fucking cheesy pop songs from the 80s. Fucking retards,

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>>39156252
>tfw I want to use my waifu as my laptop wallpaper but I'm not yet autistic enough to bring that shit into lectures and sit at the front of the class so everyone can see

>>39156287
Stop projecting you fucking mong. You clearly tried to be deep and it backfired because people know how legit stupid you truly are

>>39156287
Kek I was just winding you up, why are you so mad Ebin?

>>39156272
Maths is the only decent subject on there

>>39156265
the fact you have a blog is enough to support what i'm saying
you sure like to throw around buzzwords, have you ever thought an original thought in your life

now stop projecting now you've been called out you mong

>>39156272
Evidently they are because you're a NEET.

>>39156287
Ebin, what kind of music do you even listen too?
I figure you listen to shitty metal.

>>39156287
Alright, mate. No need to be a ponce about it.

>>39156296
Run out of choccy digestives Alastair?

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>>39155903
surprise surprise 117

>>39156293
She's pretty cute, I'd think you had nice taste.

>>39156272
I mean the real Cardiff uni. Thanks for the kind words.

Why play D and D when you can finally get back to aruging with your fellow drooling retard eh saku

>>39156323
LiteraIIy who/whom/what?

>>39156256
Nah it's probably this one, the little mollusc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta0RmHSGmQg

>>39156346
*whom'st've
Shit, I'm using Facebook-tier memes.

OHN will be doing a MGS1 run so lads

>>39156346
Alistar is Lens fat BF.

>>39156296
>>39156305
your're fucking stupid, not worth responding to. Go wank over your A level results or whatever has given you this spring in your step

>>39156311
I don't really have taste, I just listen to random stuff which includes total shit. Apparently posting cheesy 80s pop with a wojak attached means your trying to be deep now even though the music posting is an established gimmick elsewhere

>>39156346
ebin likes to think len and his boyfriend are obsessed with posting about him instead of just not giving a shit about him like what is actually happening

>>39156346
the fat waifuposter who argues with ebin whenever they share a thread. The joys of attention-starving personalities

>>39156367
little cry baby ebin throwing his widdle toys out of his pram because he got called out acting like a pissy teenager aww

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>>39156252
eating this gonna have a pot noodle later after a few joints then watch the rest of G.O.T

Hate on ebin all you want, but I am very grateful he shared this gem last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfjtdnUsls

>>39156260
is he? tbqh, im mainly reading him because he has covered a lot of history and he is one of the main sources.

>>39156365
Ok? I'm not sure why I'm supposed to give a fuck, but whatever.

Popping down tesco to get some snacks to keep Alastair calm, anyone want anything?

Lads, I'm going to use my programming autism to make an online game BUT I want it to be comfy for robots yet inaccessible for normies. What do I do? If I make it pervy enough, will normies be afraid to admit they play it? I'm planning for it to be a fantasy/sword and sorcery game.

>>39156367
>>39156389
Friendly reminder this person is 24 years old. Jesus christ

I'm new to these threads and I don't know all the regular tripfaps and other recognisable fags, can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>39156405
You must be straight anon. The drama between the catty gays in this thread is beyond your comprehension.

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>tfw no taiwanese police gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv-n-UKEXls

>>39156416
How about a kiss on the lips?

>>39156416
There are like 5-8 tripfags and about 20-30 recognisable characters

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>>39156416
no more games, time to die

>>39156427
Why is that miko wielding a sword?

>>39156302

Fucktard monkey.

>>39156423
I don't directly indulge with fatty though, I don't know if he can help his jumbo sausage fingers from baiting me, I assume typing on here is a big calorie burn for him

>>39156416
Lurk more newfag. Britfeel lore goes back years

>>39156444
The absolute state of Warcraft now.

Checked, btw.

>>39156455
apart from all those times you posted pretending to be him and that one massive long rant you had about him that one time

>>39156456
It goes back at least a decade if you research the pre-Britfeel backstories of the various characters here.

>>39156468
Probably has a crush on him. It's creepy how obsessed he is

>>39156456
>Lurk more newfag. Britfeel lore goes back years

This, some anons from outside britfeel don't understand how tight the bond is here, they think it's like some random general that we all post in now and then

>>39156468
Hi Al!

Seriously nobody else would care enough about an occasional avatarfag to bother defending him

I think I'm chemically addicted to Ribena.

>>39156399
aye lad, just remember that every source is biased to their own people and authors in the past tended to spice things up to make it more interesting

>>39156498
The only crush that would occur between me and Alastair is if he tried to perform intercourse with me and crushed me under his weight

>>39156498
look at how many times he's referenced him in his blog, it's quite creepy

>>39156456
>Britfeel lore goes back years

And god bless OP anon for preserving it. I really think he is under appreciated given the brilliant work that he has done over time.

any of you lads a security guard who works with Czechoslovakian wolf dogs?

>>39156506
Fun fact, Ribena was created in Bristol!

Fatboy making the best of his weekend then...Funny how this drama ALWAYS starts after working hours/the weekend

>>39156504
it's not about him but about how much ebin likes to talk shit and then play innocent

>>39156436
Shush

>>39156444
I'd think of a super mutant quote but all I can think of is "EEEEUUUURGGGH"

>>39156463
>warcraft
stop

>>39156456
Ok, I guess I'll just leave your sweaty echochamber

>>39156517

If you ever had a relationship with a transexual, would you rather be penetrated by the penis, or do the penetration?

>>39156549
Penetrate the penis.

>>39156218
why bother,hate to be a cunt but a true friend wouldn't just blank you.i've 2 friends, I found 1 of my friends who tried to hang himself, found him on the night it happened. I didn't know what to say but just sat there in silence with him. my other friend tried slitting his wrists when we was younger, did same just sat with him. they're both family men now, 1's got 3, the other 1. both extremely happy now

>>39156549
If you ever had a relationship with a transsexual, would you rather be anally penetrated or penetrate their urethra?

>>39156539
Except all those times it starts during working hours too. But sure, enjoy the cognitive bias.

>>39156107
I'm tired of people making fun of my giant hands.

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I apologise if the following would be most unwelcome, but I want you all to smile this evening.

Good night and God bless.

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>tendies are in the oven

Its my first time cooking something!

>>39156549
well I assume i'd be the male in the relationship so the latter would be expected but i'm not sure I'd be up to it. Regarding the former I haven't given it that much though

Is it cucked to have a waifu who's in love with a character in-universe?

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>>39156416
im the administrator around here bucko. listen up. the four main trips that frequent here are ebin, tilde, and moni and perube.

ebin is a 24 yr old neet that has similar characteristics to elliot rodgers

tilde is a transexual in her (his) early 20s. she (he) works at greggs.

perube is a young lad that claims to be rich but is rumored to be on the doll

moni aka poleboo is a transexual of pakistani origin.

>>39156608
It's cucked to have a waifu at all.

>>39156589
Hope you smile tonight too!
Have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

>>39156416
>Ebin
NEET for close to a decade. Lives in a filthy poor home and gets angry over nothing because of his shit life. Hates len, saku and 'prison gay'
>Saku
Fat waifuposter (A group that all post a 'waifu' a thread. They just use it as a symbol to develop a character.) Known for trying to shag anyone who posted a waifu before finding Len. Hates Ebin, has been catty to tilde like a proper old gay.
>Len
He's pretty boring desu. 'Nice gay' avatarfag who desperatly wants to be loved. Asks boring, survey-tier questions to ensure (yous) and attention while making his massive, 'look at me' post. Flirted with lots of the waifuposters on steam which triggered ebin. Hates Ebin and probably Tilde too.
>Tilde
Tranny that works at greggs. Cries about his failure at uni and his urges to binge everyday. Hates Len and shitposted about him with his trip. Assumedly dislikes Saku.

There are plenty more but these four are at the heart of the drama that's been going on for over a month here.

>>39156608
Only if the love is acknowledged and reciprocated.

>>39156589
That's an awfully young looking girl Crumpet. Are you a pedophile by any chance?

>>39156608
If you uniroincally use the word cucked outside of 4chan posting you're not worthy of a waifu

I don't wanna die alone right now, but I admit I do sometimes
These drugs are calling me, do one more line, don't fall asleep
This is the song they played when I crashed into the wall
This is the girl I told that we could have it all

This is the life I made and I can't go back to fall
Back to fall, back to everyone I ever knew at all
Back to small town blues, and not a clue of what's going on
Back to old routines, and wedding rings and living at the mall, yeah

I don't wanna die alone right now, but I admit I do sometimes
These drugs are calling me, do one more line, don't fall asleep
This is the song they played when I crashed into the wall
This is the girl I told that we could have it all

Baby I'm a drug, You're addicted to my love
I thought you were the one, but you were just another one
Call me hellboy, I got fire in my blunt
Don't call me emo, Don't call me punk
I'm a vampire, Bitch I'm counting money up
I'm with Lil Peep yeah, we hotter then the sun
You should tell your boyfriend stop tryna be like us
Tatted on my face baby, I don't give a fuck

I don't wanna die alone right now, but I admit I do sometimes
These drugs are calling me, do one more line, don't fall asleep

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>>39156164
Is eromanga sensei actually worth a watch?

>>39156598

You're gay sunshine, time to make peace with that fact

>>39156618
>>39156626
So why do these people feel the need to use trips? The two trannies are obviously doing it for attention but what about the other fags?

>>39156626
this is a fantastically accurate summary

>>39156620
Starting to think his refusal to answer this question says everything we need to know desu

>>39156593
Not sure if that counts as cooking really but good job desu! I've got salmon in the oven but I don't know what I'm doing, it says 20 mins at 170 but it doesn't look cooked at all. It's been in 35 mins now and I'm still not sure

Halp

>>39156618

What about BritNormie? The original trip

>>39156659
The other two don't use trips

>>39156652
Should watch your weight instead mate

How does one become cute without hrt? There's shaving, skincare and haircare, working your glutes. What else can I do?

LOL U suk cox!

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>>39156626
>Hates len

Correction: Loves Len and is jealous which is why 90% of his anonymous posts are bitching about Len's boyfriend (Saku) despite no one else giving a fuck about him

>>39156563
Fair point lad. Feel like I'm just gonna let them get on with.
No point letting other cunts get at me. Starting to feel like a proper whiney emo cunt these days. Younger me would slap my cunt about and tell me to shut up and leave my emotions at the door and die of that inevitable tumor by 35.

alrite lads would you trade the rest o your life for 20 years on a proper magical adventure haha?

>>39156668
Salmon never looks cooked. It changes colour a bit on the edges but that's about it.

>>39156713
In an instant lad

>>39156015
>people still do a levels
>have to sit exams
>most have to be in a grimey school with a bunch of 13 year olds
>pissed off teachers because they have to teach 13 year olds
>treated like a 13 year old

I went to college to study a level 3 qualification, literally 80% attendance because I'm autistic and hate the social aspect, still got the max grade and am off to one of the best uni's in the world regarding that subject. Also tutors were fucking hilarious because they don't have so much fear of being ratted on so made abortion, STD jokes etc. Life was good.

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>>39156718
I-I should probably take it out of the oven then desu. Thanks I'm just worried about eating it raw

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>>39156659
>The two trannies are obviously doing it for attention but what about the other fags?
All four want the attention just as badly. Plus drama and being involved in it attacts gays naturally.
>>39156660
Cheers

>>39156709
alright alastair, hate to tell you that is wrong. I'm not desperate enough to cling to the first person who posts underage anime characters and says "yes"

>>39156731
>most have to be in a grimey school with a bunch of 13 year olds
I went to a sixth-form, so there was only 16-18 year olds.

Is Ozark good?

>>39156652
Damn that was smooth fatty, now noone thinks you've been arguing with the dumb NEET all thread. Mong.

>>39156749

If you're not gay, and were never interested in Len, why get so obsessed?

>>39156743
Don't be. Near raw salmon is basically sashimi.
Not that I advise eating near raw salmon you've prepared yourself, I'm just saying the dangers are far far less than something like raw pork.

>>39156652
Had a feeling your d&d didn't work out with the state of this thread, thank you so much..

>>39156775
I'm not obsessed, they're the ones who keep provoking me. I just post and blog about what I see and they so happen to be good examples of what I wanted to describe

>>39156775
Don't forget the time he crushed over Jun, who was the sluttiest and the normiest of the waifuposters.

The kids a hypocritical mongoloid.

>>39156755
It's a bit of a rip off of Breaking Bad but it's quite good none the less.

>>39156749
>>39156775
that is enough bickering between you two.

Hi lads.

Saku's ex BF here. Happy to answer any questions about Saku. He begged me not to post this but I am going to anyway.

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>>39156689
I'm not even fat desu, ebin just memed it into canon

>>39156792
that's tomorrow

>>39156803
This is literally my second post in this thread but you will refuse to believe that because you are a paranoid mess

>>39156161
some kid on the course I did was 26. everyone else was 16 or 18.

>>39156689
>>39156762
>>39156792
This is legit the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen.

See a therapist Ebin, Jesus fucking Christ.

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Ebina and Saku we all know you have Steam since you've posted your accounts multiple times, go fucking finish that there.

On the sidenote well done Tilde and Len for not fueling the fires for once and getting involved.

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>>39156803
you're the one who keeps bringing them up and blaming them for everything even though you have no proof
this is literally you

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mummy has always made my tendies so quickly ever since I poured my piss bottles all over that stupid sluts bed.

>>39156830
fuck off cunt he's with me now

>>39156803

Why is there animosity between you, why would they provoke you of all people?

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>>39156011

Do you really wanna fuck with 15 610mm oxygen torpedoes m8?

>>39156851
I tried this and he sperged at me for several minutes then went offline

>>39156842
>How dare someone dislike both the drama merchants
Fuck off you sad beast.

>>39156754
so your sixth form was not part of a school?

>>39156857
You can have him Len.

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>>39156857
>>39156830
take your drama outside or you will be removed from the premises

>>39156857
>>39156830
take your penises out or you will be removed from the drama

>>39156871
Hahaha, classic Ebin. Kid has proper issues.

ever think about going for a walk and just never going back lads

>>39156851
no, he added me before and tried to be a diplomatic nice guy, they are all the same - unbelievably fake normies who aren't worth a second of time

>>39156858
I don't know, people like that are egotistical and can't help themselves to reaffirm themselves that they are correct and superior

>>39156871
yes because your a fake cunt, why would you add me and then lie, dumb cunt wasting my time reading your drivel. No wonder you keep posting about your bowel habits, you talk enough shit. amazing how you've directed the thread to you again

>>39156871
Ebin look you can finally square it off with this guy without your both of your 'anon' posting leading to nothing. Get on steam and take your pathetic drama in the face, man to man.

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>>39156652
It's worth it for the cute visuals but the plot is mostly based around romance and lewd desu

>>39156919
>nods at you

you ever considered joining the guard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P569JpvX2Fw

Their old stuff is actually underrated af. New album out 25th, they are a band that never ages. Lead singer was part of the band that was attacked in France that time by terrorists and tons of frogs died that day. They have a new tour out too.

>>39156912
Almost every day. If push comes to shove I will do it.

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>tfw I my mind automatically ignores the waifu drama 99% of the time

Here's a little titbit of information for you lads.

Saku was the one who posted that disgusting vocaroo of him doing a shit yesterday.

>>39156917
so you're basically saying you have no reason as to why they'd be provoking you yet you still blame them and bring them up constantly?

you're a fucking headcase shit stirrer

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>>39156917
>Saku tries to add him and make peace and amends
>Ebin is too autistic and screeches, hides behind his screen whilst his salad fingers pound the keyboard as he rants on britfeels

>>39156218
never heard of I'm till somebody played https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckAAh-V428
quite liked it desu
i'm going to sound like a cunt again but fuck it. mate, you've a missus, kid on way, you're about to be happy. I've never experienced love myself, but can see how happy my mates are, with their families, well saying that 1's going through a divorce but he's still happy wi kids

>>39156912

I have done in the past, life got better

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>>39156856
You definitely showed that dirty slag who's boss, well done anon

>>39156912
Walk to where? What about money? Where would you sleep?

>>39156958
Imagine Ebin's weird, lanky fucking fingers latched around Saku's fat boxing glove of a hand. Would get serious (yous) if pictured

>>39156919
I've addressed that, he'll just sit on a self-righteous platform and lie, its not worth interacting with people like that on any level

>>39156958
no, he added me and told me he hasn't shit stirred anonymously once then I found out he is doing it from wordpress which gives out IP, so obviously he was lying. Then Tilde approached him about it and he said it was ok because he did it with Len, a completely fictional story and even threw his supposed BF under the bus. Anyway, its pathetic drama but amazing how these people act and can't admit anything outside of their faked persona

>>39156917
Can't believe someone triggers you this much by talking about their shits. How pathetic are you

>>39156747
MAH NAME'S MONICA HUSSEIN AN AH USED TA BE AH NEET

>>39156951
It doesn't bother me but it feels dirty interacting with either of these two knowing how much time they spend shitting up the joint.

>>39156886
>>39156857
calm down boys don't start drama

>>39156994
i mean he's not wrong, tilde did do it first
kinda cancels it out

>>39156994
>I've addressed that, he'll just sit on a self-righteous platform and lie, its not worth interacting with people like that on any level
Fuck off you cunt. So what are you two going to do instead, bitterly shitpost about each other all night like you've done countless nights before? Just settle it like men, you'll end up enjoying these threads again.

>>39156668
Tendies are done! I should have flipped them over halfway by the looks of the bottom side, still nothing a bit of reggae reggae source cant fix!

At least Ebin's persona isn't fake unlike Len

>>39156892

How fucking tedious is this cunt?

Don't understand how people still haven't downloaded 4chanX and just filtered all the tripfags.

got a chinese tonight and a bottle of cheap rose.

>>39156854
beautiful lad, please create more britfeel oc

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Alastair, where have the custard tarts gone? We bought a packet of 6 earlier and they're not in the cupboard anymore x

>>39157020
Reggae Reggae Source, the Source engine version of Reggae Reggae.
Reggae Reggae 3 is still awaited.

>>39156994
>Then Tilde approached him about it and he said it was ok because he did it with Len
Ohhhh. Fatty has been hiding that then. I remember him claiming he wasn't involved at all. Care to comment Saku?

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Alright lads, your shitposting days are over
Hand yourselves in and start comfyposting or face severe consequences

>>39156994
> then I found out he is doing it from wordpress which gives out IP,

And we still have literally no evidence of this except you and your tranny orbiters word.

Funny that

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>tfw you know mummy is having sex with the postman
>tfw you threaten to tell daddy if she doesn't go to McDonalds for you

>talk to my mum in racist french
>she corrects me with proper french
REEEE fuck off smug grammar school bitch

>>39157018
I'm just trying to stay awake for another 3 hours so I can reset my schedule, if I don't keep myself active by posting i'll probably fall asleep

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>>39156994
How do we know you arent chatting more shit and stirring the drama pot?

>>39157158

TFW you're such an utterly worthless cunt you have to make up shite like this to post on an anon board.

>>39157167

You can go to bed at 11, that'd still be reasonable

>>39157167
I don't care what you're doing for the next 3 hours you retard. I care about you and saku shitting up the thread for another month because you won't settle this on steam and give us peace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVE90vGS9ps

another banger

are there any tripfags who don't cause any trouble?

>>39157181
Worship my cawk.

my ass is on fire never eating spicy paki food again. feels like im shitting volcano magma out my ass send help pls

>>39157192

They're both pretty interesting TBHWY.

Much moreso than the dross that keep telling them to fuck off anyway.

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>tfw mummy speaks to you without using the correct honorifics
>tfw empty piss bottles in her car

>>39157145
I told you shipanons town from when he commented on my wordpress the other day, not full proof but its whatever.

>>39157170
because I don't really care, I already know I'm correct on every assumption and claim I've made. Why should I care about anything else? Its funny people decide to spend their friday nights arguing with me, I've never done anything better anyway so it doesn't effect me

>>39157192
I didn't start any of it though, I just respond to people

>>39157208
Seeing as the only 2 proper tripfags we have are Ebin and Tilde... what do you think, and they shitpost more without their trip than they do with it.

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>>39155903
Im considering taking A-levels at 18.
Anyone here that took their A-levels late?

>>39157208

None of them do. It's the fuck monkeys that bait them that are problem.

>>39157228

No. Including you.

>>39157223
>I told you shipanons town from when he commented on my wordpress the other day

Yea, and I also had a curry last night, with a blueberry slushy. After that I watched John Wick 2 and went to sleep. Woke up this morning with a raging hard on, and let it settle down whilst catching up on youtube

>>39157043
I made a "kys" type comment on tilde's blog the night he made his big faux pas post. Maybe not the most mature but whatever, I'm not perfect.
Ebin took this to mean that every post in britfeel being mean to him or tilde came directly from my hands.
Funny enough tilde and me have simultaneously been posting in a few britfeel threads with no drama so obviously he doesn't give a shit, its just ebin.

>BBC already have a Bruce Forsyth documentary on iplayer

Its like they made it before the old cunt even croaked.

>>39157245

I had homemade curry tonight, it was passable.

>>39157223
It's literally all your fault, you can't help but stir the shit even though he tried to settle it with you

Fuck off you teenage drama loving shit

>>39157228

You'll be fine, plenty of people are a bit behind in education because of different reasons.

>>39156912
Multiple times lad.
Did it once when I was younger. Packed a tent some camping gear and just fucked off to Carlisle for a week. This was when I had no real responsibilities though and ended up coming back.

>>39156959
His stuff with lil Tracy is probably his best tracks I think.

Yeah I'm mad excited about the kid to be fair. Never thought I would be so happy baby shopping and looking at prams and cribs etc.

>>39157266
Nice one lad, what spices and shit did you use? Careful not to do it too much or you'll smell like a paki

>>39157269


Why don't you do the fucking off, boring trousers?

Who /Arch Linux/ here?

>>39156731
What subject was your level 3 in anon?

>>39157278
>fucked off to Carlisle for a week.

Jusus anon, I'm sorry man. If you ever need to talk....

>>39157281
Hey my trousers aren't boring
Now I'm going to keep bringing you up every thread and start drama about you

>>39157287
>tfw /gentoo/
installing it was a mistake and I've not updated it in at least a year because it's such a massive pain

>>39157279

Mrs. made it for me, so no idea.
I have many Asian friends and they all smell great.

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>>39157223
So in other words you're just going to continue ranting and chatting shit which also can have no actual objective fact to it but thats alright "because you know you're right"

>I didn't start any of it though
my ass lol

>>39157262
they probably did mate, they have hours of docs on all celebs ready for their death

>Don't talk to mum because she is a genuine madhouse
>when I do talk she doesn't reply sometimes until I ask her 2 or 3 times
Having a genuinely loony mum is hard desu, shame I can't claim carers for having to be in the same house as her

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>>39156783
Appreciate it lad. Here is the finished thing, quite proud of myself

>>39157305

You do that. I'll appreciate the attention and maybe start using a trip.

>>39156731
i did the same, it's pretty weird hearing your teacher say fuck in almost every sentance

>>39157269
not really, nobody gives a fuck about them but all of a sudden some extremely defensive and strangely triggered "anons" post about it. I don't think there is any drama. Clearly one plump individual wanting attention. Its pathetic because I realized they are not worth dealing it and I've learnt some lessons in the process

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Give me a good reason why I shouldn't go to China to study International Law or International Business lads.

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>>>39157145
>I told you shipanons town from when he commented on my wordpress the other day, not full proof but its whatever.
>>>39157170 (You)
>because I don't really care, I already know I'm correct on every assumption and claim I've made. Why should I care about anything else? Its funny people decide to spend their friday nights arguing with me, I've never done anything better anyway so it doesn't effect me
>>>39157192
>I didn't start any of it though, I just respond to people

>>39157223
You could always just, you know, ignore it

>>39157256
>I made a "kys" type comment on tilde's blog the night he made his big faux pas post. Maybe not the most mature but whatever, I'm not perfect.
Very intersting Saku. I remember you claiming to never have stirred drama OR post in the blog. So you were a lying little cunt who only admits it when caught red-handed. Intersting.

>>39157337

Cause you'd be surrounded by racist, spitting, shitting Han chinks who hate your fucking white guts.

>>39157336
You keep saying that yet you still keep bringing them up

>>39157311
>>39157262
aye, they've got shit tonnes of stuff planned for the queen, even a special code name

>>39157339

Stop avfagging.

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>Ebin was actually right about Saku being horrible to Tilde

>>39157337
You don't have the courage to do it.
Your parents and the people around you are idiots and will be like "Wot?! China?!" and try to discourage you because they'd secretly hate to see you succeed much more than them.

>>39157352
That's just a meme. Chinks love whitey.

>>39157319
>non matching cutlery

Apart from that it all looks yummy!

>>39157349
He added me on steam and completely pleaded innocence too, pathetic.

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>>39157337
Here's a bunch of reasons.

>>39157208

BritNormie is the only good tripfag really, and he only posts with a trip about 10-15% of the time.

>>39157357
Gotta hand it to ebin
it's a pretty effective shitposting method although I can't be bothered to download the reddit logos to make it authentic.

>>39157356
I dread the day when Liz dies, not because I support monarchy but because we're going to get months of royal drivel on the news and online.

>>39157368
weird how tilde get's a free pass for lying

>>39157361
>some nobody was actually right about some nobody being horrible to some nobody
Reminder to ignore these retards at all costs.

>>39157256
>>39157368
Hmm now I can see Ebin's frustration. You should have posted the proof ages ago so the orbiters would shut up lad.

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Who genuinely good relationship with their parents here?

All my friends have terrible relationships with their parents and I don't get it.

Really seems like 90% of people have shit parents.

>>39157388
yeah the bbc have two weeks of content planned out exactly, but obviously there will be more

>>39157372
He said once it was 50/50 trip on and trip off.

>>39157337
You'll be boiled a live and eaten with the dogs, in all seriousness I've heard so many bad tales about people who've gone to Asia only to be treated like shit.

>>39156884
no, it was separate. i thought most were

>>39157289
poo poo and pee pee studies

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>>39157369
My fellow British NEET, I urge you to delete this post at once

>>39156792

He went to D&D but couldn't fit through the door lololololo

>>39157388
Also it opens up the whole Republican can of worms.
"muh democracy, muh president"
Fuck that noise.

>>39157394
once my dad realised i unironically have the 'tism things got better

>>39157400
Could you imagine what would happen if any of this aired by mistake?

>>39157394
Mum is ok, dad doesn't have a spine. Lack of strong male role model has fucked me up more.

>>39157394
I secretly loathe my mum. She cheated on my dad for at least a year, took advantage of him for giving her a second chance, and then finally fucked off. She keeps telling my sister she should have as much as sex as she can because it's free and fun.

>>39157388

On the plus side, Chuck might decide that being king is a bit nineteenth century and end the whole fucking farce.

>>39157297
I gen up like it. It has that small town but still a city vibe.
Plus lots of nice places to go near by.

>>39157422
It was clearly their inferior Western cultural practices that were the reason negotiations didn't go as they expected. Chinese manufacturing is well known as the greatest throughout the world, and Chinese business are strict in their integrity.

>>39157426
With a bit of luck it'll happen when Trump is still in office and he sends troops in to liberate us from royal tyranny.

>>39157391
If you look at it from an outside perspective its sort of interesting. How to not take people and their word at face value because they're always hiding their true self. Nearly everyone fakes their persona in the most convenient way they can. Its why relationships mainly suck, people fake themselves so the other person falls for them and it slowly crumbles to their true self and sometimes after you're too far in to just break it off (children)

>>39157450

Once spent an afternoon there.
I still shudder.

>>39157436
aye and whoever writes the scrolling text on the news channel at night is a proper retard

>>39157364
Ah shit was too hungry to pick out matching cutlery. Cheers lad

>>39157460
>Its why relationships mainly suck

Eh. See Ebin, they don't "mostly suck".

>>39157456
>tfw Britain is annexed and becomes the 51st state
>tfw I can move to America and see what it's like

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>>39157256
Called it from the start all the attention whores were involved. As if countless 'anons' care enough about some fat lad desperate for cock or mouldman to defend them everyday.

>>39157464
Different tastes I guess.
I've lived/live in worse places than Carlisle so probably why I like it.

>>39157456

LOL. Gonna need to happen preeeety quickly then.

>>39157477
Ignore him. He's being a fox

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>Come back to a very uncomfy thread
What are you lads like

>>39157460
Ebin you're actually on the right for once, you proved some waifuposter is a cunt too. Don't ruin it for once by trying to sound intelligent and chatting bollocks.

>>39157515
This thread hasn't been good for months

>>39157515
Fuck off prick, we all know you're Ebin

>>39157477
I think they do, people either live in denial and miserable and/or argue constantly when they're tied to a relationship because of commitments. I know if I was to ever try date someone I'd have to build up a fake nicer persona for them to fall for me but how long could I keep that up? your real feelings come out eventually especially when provoked. Normal friendships also suffer from this, you have to treat and act like the person your talking to wants you to act, you probably do it subconsciously even

>>39157521
too late

>>39157444
Nah, Charles the dull can't wait to wear the crown. He makes too much money on the side from being a royal to give it up.

>>39157522

/pol/scum aand the constant bleating of the "no tripfags" sheepsies have kinda stunk the place up right enough.

>>39157521
ebin was on the right when he began to distance himself from tilde, then he sucked him back in and ebin began shitposting twice as hard for tilde

>>39157440
>She keeps telling my sister she should have as much as sex as she can because it's free and fun.

So? What's wrong with that? It is free and fun.

>>39157530
>wahhhh I can't get a relationship so let me delude myself into thinking they're all fake

>>39157478
>>39157492
Maybe if enough noise is made then we could meme trump into actually doing it.

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Story time pls read
>group chat of guys I went to school with, mostly just one guy with no friends blogging to us once a month
>once a year maybe he asks me out for a drink
>he gets fed up wasting away working Waitrose part time and goes to do a German language course for three months in Berlin
>he's been there a couple of weeks, meets this Italian girl
>tell her I look a bit like this actor and tries to '/set me up'
>she posts a couples of audio messages in the chat asking me to chat to her to improve her English
>friend posts her number in the chat at his request
>see this the next day, just play it off
>other person says something to do with him setting me up, saying what a lad
>he posts another audio message from her again in the chat saying it's her 19th birthday
This is a joke, right? These normies are taking the piss, and he will fuck her tonight I bet. Even if it wasn't, I doubt she'd want anything to do with me if we ever had a conversation.
STOP FUCKING FLAUNTING YOUR NORMIE LIFE INFRONT OF ME, JUST LEAVE ME TO SULK IN PEACE

>>39157530
>I think they do

You're wrong. End of. Some are undoubtedly the way you outline but "mostly"? No. and not even close to mostly.

>>39157530
>Never been in a relationship
>Thinks he is an expert

Oh Ham and Eggo...

comfy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6QCPuJRS-4

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>>39157551
this is all i see when ebin starts stirring shit again

>>39157551
I could though. I believe if I applied myself and built up a fake persona and acted like somebody wanted to me to act I could have a relationship anytime I wanted

>>39157559
>>39157564
sounds like you have some personal bias

>>39157530
Not every relationship is the same as your poor, stupid parents who hate their lives. You just can't enjoy a victory can you? Always need to end your posting looking like a bellend.

How many bytes of anime do my fellow animelads possess? I've finally reached 200GB and I only have about 25 seasons. Going to run out of space on my laptop soon tbqh.

>>39157536

Well you can bet on his kids kicking it into touch if he doesn't. Probably still keep the titles but much lower key and twenty first century like the monarchies on the mainland.

>>39157555

Trump is headed back to TV, possibly via the pen.

>>39157588

0 bytes, not a weeb

>>39157550
We're not all degenerates, lad.

>>39157603
>fellow animelads
Reading comprehension, sweetie. :)

>>39157522
It has had comfy moments at the very least.
>>39157557
Have you chatted to her or not lad? Maybe it could lead to a little friendship of sorts, or maybe you could just back away and say you're not interested

>>39157576
>sounds like you have some personal bias

No. None. It's one of those things lad, the things that you can only see from a boresighted position and about which you are totally and absolutely incorrect.

>>39157588
About half a terabyte over seven years.

>>39157588
On this laptop around 370. Good thing it's nice and cheap for storage these days, it's quite ridiculous.

>>39157609

Only because you haven't got the first clue how to go about being one.

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Really hope Scarborough September goes ahead

>>39157588
Technically around 4GB, under 500MB on the pc in pictures and 3.5GB or so on my phone downloaded from Netflix, the rest is streamed

>>39157648

I think it would be good too.

>>39157648
If he goes I'll come to slap ebin's shit

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>>39157588
Suck my anime dick

>>39157576
>sounds like you have some personal bias
And you don't? Thought you were self-aware Ebin

>>39157704
>ebin
>self aware

lel he's the most deluded here, this guy has literally no life experience and makes up his mind based on memes on 4chan