If you could remove one type of poster from /r9k/, who would they be?

>>39151691
Cebruz
<dg

>>39151691
It's a hard tie between political shills, LGBT posters, and "fembots"

>>39151691
All the tripfags in the hug your sister threads. I genuinely want them all to die.

The losers.

race bait spammers

Fembots would be the first. They are rarely entertaining and always annoying.

>>39151691
The type of shitposters that post the same shit each and every day.

Faggots who worship ewhores e.g. Ciarafags and Agathafags

Any and all homosexuals, including the tranny lot.
On any given day, this board has more gay porn than all the porn boards combined.
There is no reason that shit can't be banned to /b/ or the actual porn boards.
I can filter the other filth by blacklisting "fembot" "BBC" or "Trump" but fags need to go

>>39151691
Trip fags. I don't care who you are and you shouldn't be trying to have a name on a supposed anonymous website. It's Reddit tier trash

"Fembots" who don't sit on my face

>>39151691

I would remove no one.

I don't have any paticular posters that I hate. I personally think everyone should be a bit less hateful when it comes to these things. r9k is safe for now as long as it doesn't devolve into some kind of social media that normies use (which is highly unlikely)

>Inb4 someone says that I'm the type of poster they would remove.

Poltards who leave their containment board

Conservatives or homosexuals

>>39151720
that would just turn r9k into an anorexic version of /b/

>>39151691
people who still post about being virgins

the "i cant get a gf, so i became my own gf" posters

>>39151803
do you want them to fart on you as well?

>>39151691
/pol/acks, they are worse than ponies

>>39151691
Stupid moralfags
You're on a board of fags, trannies, and degenerates but you'll still get cunts cry whenever there's a drug thread

>>39151834
>do you want them to fart on you as well?
No, I don't think so.
Just grind their holes on my face.

Homosexuals (gaybots, trap posters, etc)

either them or beta orbiters (elizafags and such) or cuckposters

>>39151691
top priority: veganposters shitting up dinner threads
next: "advice" posters who just project
next: Samson

>>39151691
I will remove the pedophiles and the orbiters and the sons of whores who seek to oppose me.

>>39151691
Shills, that should take a huge chunk out of the userbase

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>>39151887
Why are you so mean anon
sadfghjk

>>39151951
It is necessary.

People say they want to remove posters who claim to be female, but honestly more than this I would prioritize removing the orbiters who give them constant attention and make any thread with the OP claiming to be female skyrocket to hundreds of posts easily, while good threads are left starving and dying. If it was a rule that you can't reply to a poster claiming to be female without getting banned, then the former posters would stop trying to use their gender to attention whore because it wouldn't garner any attention at all anymore.

While I doubt mass bans are ever going to happen, since Hirosmoot needs to datamine for money, I believe containment threads are the easier way to go about cleaning up this board.

Ever notice how avatarfagging got worse ever since the janitors purged the /SFT/ threads?
How /POL/tards got worse since britfeels were purged?
How LGBT faggots got worse when r9gay got purged?
One containment thread for each, then ban anyone over stepping into other threads.

>>39151726
Definitely.

:oregano loreganno:

Get rid of robots and /r9k/ with improve 10 fold.

>>39152013
>since Hirosmoot needs to datamine for money
what

>>39151951

Please do not lewd the dragon loli.

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>>39151691
The normies, GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39152030
He isn't running this website out of charity you know. Also, it is common knowledge that the site merely breaks even when it was owned by Moot, so Hirosmoot would need to maximize his investment, logically speaking.

>>39152013
You are a fucking faggot, people shouldn't be purged for liking different shit, dumb fuck.
The only thing that made this board worse is Mantras and Ciara and I will fuck them up.
>>39152027
Get rid of robots on a board called robot 9000.
>>39152035
Please do nut suck cock.

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>>39152035
she does it herself!
sdfgnhm

>>39151691
beta orbiters, that way you get rid of "fembots" too

I really wouldn't remove anyone, but I'd prefer this place without feet, braap, trap, fembot, /pol/, redditors, fatposters, interracial baiters.

There's probably more, but it's just what came from top of my head.

>>39152013
I don't think containment really works well in the long run.

>>39152103
If you read what I wrote, I wasn't advocating for purges, instead I was opting for the opposite.
Containment threads allow everyone to indulge in what they like, without those interests spilling into other threads and derailing them.
If anything, I don't think anyone should be banned for anything unless it is something illegal.

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>>39152030
Hiroshima Nagasaki is collecting metadata from everyone who uses this website and selling it to the highest bidder. This has been documented, and even a cursory search will show you evidence of his schemes.
He has been doing it with every site he has gotten his filthy Jap hands on, 4chan is no different, just a moneymaking machine for him. Oh, and remember the "server troubles" that crop up every so often? Almost completely fictitious. And he is soliciting donations, not content with just having income from 4chan pass sales, something m00t never allowed.
m00t, who had at least a shred of integrity before Gamergate, didn't sell your information which is why he never came close to making a profit from 4chan.

>>39151691
anyone that has an active Reddit account

>>39152140
Maybe I should have phrased it better, think of them as generals instead. They work very well on /vg/, /jp/, /tg/ and even /x/. Don't see why they won't work here, unless robots are all magically worse than other anons somehow.

>>39152192
I really dislike generals, it's basically forcing discussion in most cases. That's why most of the threads of generals look almost the same, endless imagedumps, same captchphrases/inside jokes every time, avatarfags. It's mostly because there generally isn't that much to discuss in most generals, so they just lightly repeat themselves until something new comes along, in which case it'd be better to just wait and create threads when new things come along. Not to mention that making generals is almost like creating new board within board, which just fractures everything and enables pockets of rather unadjusted anons to thrive.

I suppose it's more of a catalog problem as it pretty much makes front page pointless and supports people participating in few of their chosen threads instead of having a board-wide discussions and topics, but then 4chan is mostly probably too big and diverse for it to work properly, so it might be long beyond any sort of redemption.

>>39152334
You see, I agree with you on people repeating themselves, it is a problem that is fairly visible for older generals. However, having 3-4 fembots threads, 3-4 race bait threads, 3-4 lewd avatarfagging threads is clogging up the board way worse too. They are all pushing slower, but legitimate conversations to their doom as we speak.

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Simple. Normies that includes
Stacies
Underage
Orbiters
Chads
Attention whores/fags
Trap posters

>>39152458
Then it cannot be helped, these people are never ever going away and will always overshadow other discussion, unless mods or other users are willing to do something about it, which isn't going to happen either, they're acknowledged either way. At least that way there is some sort of meddling with the rest of the board, so it actually maintains some sort of culture and structure.

>>39152518
You forgot pedos.

>>39151691
memers. without hesitation.

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People who don't follow the only actual rule here, which is don't post unoriginal shit.

If you need to bypass the robot, than you shouldn't fucking post whatever shit opinion you have.

Whatever happened to lurking?

Fucking autists.

>>39151691

The ones that are actually smugly proud to be welfare-sucking niggers.

>>39151691
Either normies or /pol/acks

>>39151691
the so called "fembots"
they're just staceys in disguise

>>39152856
Worse yet, a lot of them are just trannies or trolls. They have never contributed anything insightful or entertaining, only serving to derail any meaningful conversation. They are the worst kind of attention whoring.

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>>39151770
This.
I hate beta orbiters so fucking much

>>39152777
Look at that Wage Rage
almost beautiful. Now back to making Mr. Shekelspiel money! If you want health insurance you best get back to work.

Degenerates which includes all the fags, leftist bastards, trannies and race baiters who think they're so edgy by flooding the board with their shit while ignoring that pushing normies to accept that and become hedonists is what led to creating robots in the first place.

>>39151691
The ones that force the girl (male) memes.

>>39151691
the guy behind bailey threads

>>39151770
This holy fuck. Thats one of the biggest factors of being a virgin: putting pussy on a pedestal.

I have more respect for bully Chad than these faggots. They ruin the sexual market by inflating the egos of e-normies.

the fucking normies occupying the dead corpse of /r9k/

Everyone that calls themselves "robots"

>>39151716
Get fucked, they're never leaving and their numbers are growing.

>>39152970

lol@ miserable sack of shit trying to be at the top of the bottom of the barrel. Don't you have some ponies to go jack off to or something?

all "fembot" threads are auto banned. this place would actually be passable

>>39151691
The anon making hug your sister threads.

>>39151819
>Conservatives
Why? They're the ones controlling homosexuals.

>>39153161
>The anon
>The
Hate to break it to you brother but it's 10+ different people depending on who's there when one thread's about to die after hitting autosage.

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>>39151691
It's between anyone who defines themselves as "Alt-right" and a liberal from the far left

If I had to choose one I think I'd go with the alt-right

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Everyone in the incest generals aka "hug your family member" threads, it's fucking disgusting and the fact that tripfagging is openly accepted and encouraged in there is awful.

>>39151691
Fembots (male or female).

>>39153287
Why so mad? Family never hugged you?

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The faggot trap posters are the biggest scourge upon this site. I don't want to admit it, but they're cunning and quite intelligent posters when it comes to discretion (when they aren't blatantly shitting up the place), and growing their numbers. They've set their roots down into the entire interwebs, gaining protection from a few mods on here, turning their sick shit into a meme, which multiplies their numbers even moar because "le irony" retards fall down the slippery slope, and know not to overstep lest they anger their mod gods. Unfortunately, their existence oversteps the boundries of the average poster, and I would approve very much of burning them away from this site if not the entire interwebs, as they have proven that they have no intention of letting up on us, and show no desire to mingle amongst themselves in their designated containment zones. They're akin to a sentient parasite with near hivemind monotony, using each and every opprotunity to destroy a target's mind and when not doing that indulging itself in... whatever it decides to call it. They're already destroying us from the inside after infecting the masses. We're one of the few bastions against this shit, we have to stand against this now, or cower and possibly just become another tally mark for their sick game.
But don't worry Little Timmy, there are plenty of ways to stop the trapfaggot menace without fighting on the front lines of the internet war!
Remember to:
>Never reply to trapfaggots
>Report trapfaggot threads when in overabundance/outside containment zone
>Block out the trapfaggot's mind tricks
>Help a fellow poster in need when they think they've been infected with the trapfaggot disease
>Watch for/do not cooperate with traitors, these may include mods, allied posters, certain boards you once frequented, and certain threads you once took part in
That's the basics, Timmy. Now you're ready to help the soldiers of the resistance fight the trapfaggot menace! Now get out there, you scamp!

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>>39153334
I'm perfectly comfortable around my family, but I don't want to fuck them like you gross losers do.

>>39153359
They are quite an annoying bunch, I agree, though not to the degree of fembots yet, who have been derailing every conversation and every thread by proclaiming their presence with "fembot here".

To be fair, the trap faggots have tried to self contain at times, e.g. SFT and r9gay, but the mods purge them every time and causing them to spill into other threads instead.

>>39153361
Who said anything about fucking them? That's gross. You're related. Just hug them and tell them you love them like a normal human.

The guys who waifu these random 3d sluts form discord/youtube or wherever and contaminate the board with threads about them for months on end before moving on to a new one.

>>39153547
Then why do you always open it about sisters, but never brothers or anything else?

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>>39153433
>it's a "trapfaggot tries to divert attention from the hive after being brought up in a negative light in a thread that is out of their element" episode
Every single time.
I'm fully convinced that anyone that doesn't think that these tards are amongst the worst if not the worst problem right now is just one of them trying to use their Jedi mind tricks to divert attention away from themselves.

>>39153566
I agree they are a problem, how am I diverting the attention away by agreeing?

>>39153562
Lurk moar, faggot, they've opened with brothers, fathers, mothers, cousins, and everything else. It's simply easier to find if it has the same 3 words at the start.
Now's not a good time because one of the faggots always says imouto like a weeaboo nigger but the last few have said hug your family.

>>39151691
Fuck "hug your family threads", purge them like SFT.

Also people who make threads asking "fembots" questions.

Nearing a year, friendo. Multiple raids have amounted to nothing. They're here to stay.

>>39153661
You and I both know the most responses from those threads come from hugging sister and literal incest stories, stop trying to act like your threads are in any way not creepy and disgusting as fuck.

Discord beggars, ewhore worshippers, or hug your family tripfag circle jerkers.

>>39153633
>well they aren't THAT bad
Goodbye.

>>39153727
now that you mention this. i hate these more than "Hug your sister threads", anything that gives attention to women is shit. they're beta orbiting, /soc/ threads in disguise, no one gives a fuck about a "roastie's" problems, they don't go through any of the shit robots do. and those threads are evidence of that.

>>39153749
Not "as" bad != Not "that" bad
Learn to grammar, anon.
Fembots are still the greatest scourge to this board.

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>>39153810
Whatver you say, faggot.
We're coming for you and you literally gay friends, nigger.

>>39151887
but will you travel back in time and help the third reich?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Id1aUCkDoM

>>39151763
>hug your sister!
>anyone else get vagina envy?
>Firmhandshake.dadpost
>not a robot if
>how do we deal with the normies

I take issue with a lot of the divisions going on alongside the idiot spam

>>39153736
Most watermelon sales are from niggers. That doesn't mean watermelon salesmen like niggers, does it? Incest and tripfags aren't what the thread is for but if it keeps it alive then so be it.
They're pure threads intended to strengthen family bonds by making robots show affection once in a while.

>>39153745
:^) :^) it's not a circle jerk, now hug your mom and apologize for yelling earlier

>>39153804
Literally nobody is orbiting in there.
>they don't go through any of the shit "robots" do
Please use the nearest suicide booth.

The kinds you put on walls and doors.

>>39153835
>Whatver you say, faggot.
>We're coming for you and *your literally gay friends, nigger.

Fixed that for you anon. Seriously, you need to learn some grammar and fix your typing.

>>39153871
Hug your family threads aren't spammed. There will only ever be one or two up if the other one's about to die. There's no reason to be upset.

>>39153883
>Please use the nearest suicide booth.
Oh, fuck off to /adv/ if you really care about "fembots", orbiter. Women only have to spread their legs to get what they want.

>>39153883
>incest faggot also defends "fem"bots
How am I not surprised in the slightest

>>39153920
It's up almost every time I'm here and since I agree that a number of recurring threads could go I named it. Plus it bugs me more. Dadposting is easily avoided, vagina envy is a fucking meme at this point but hug your family sounds a lot like the kind of steamfriend emotional shit that fucks with my lewd trap threads

>>39153965
>>39153983
I'm not defending anyone. "Robots" and "fembots" aren't real.

>>39153988
Seeing it every day doesn't mean it's being spammed. It's posted about every 2-3 days. Compare that to dadposts, race bait, trap threads, and others, which are posted multiple times every hour. Hide it and you won't see one for a while.

>>39154065
>"fembots" aren't real.
glad we agree

>>39154093
Hell yeah, that's a sick burn, bro.

>>39151691
fembots.they are a thousand times worse then the normies we have around here.

>>39154129
Normies aren't real, bro. We're all people. It doesn't matter if we're social outcasts or not.

All non INTP/INTJ people.

Non-virgins

Even if there's another kind of poster you dislike, I think most of the bad kinds of posters are mostly non-virgins.

>>39154152
So women aren't real either because both men and women are people?

gonna get a lot of flak for this one, but true robots

it's 2017 man, everyone has a least a little bit of some sort of social capacity. i'm not saying be a chad or a ball of charisma, but talking to people without immediately spilling your spaghetti isn't too hard.

that and all of this self-loathing, woe is me stuff is so whiny. again i'm not saying you can't be upset with yourself or situations you're in, but don't just bitch and moan, it's sort of pathetic.

lastly hygiene and diet/light exercise isn't hard either. you don't have to do it for girls, just do it for yourself and you'll start to feel sorta better about shit.

>>39154589
>it's 2017 man
How is this relevant? You're going to catch flak because of how retarded your whole post is.

>>39154161
>All non INTP/INTJ people.
/r9k/ would probably be the meanest board if all INFPs were exiled.

>>39154740
Yeah, but we would have a huge decrease in moralfags, which would be worth it.

>>39151691
Canaduhfag, he's tarnishing my countries good name and is one of the worst, normiest, most obnoxious piece of shit namefags on this entire fucking website. If you read this, unironically please kill yourself.

>>39154383
>implying people are real
Both people and non-people are people, bro. Stop discriminating.

>>39154736
It's not relevant, unless you're a trend-following weakling with no principles.

>>39154589
I understand that this is an epik ruseman fishing for those sweet, sweet replies, but I'm addressing this because normalfags commonly think this sort of thing, and there are plenty of normalfags reading this right now.
>talking to people without immediately spilling your spaghetti isn't too hard
Translation: I can do it, so why can't you? I critically lack the perspective to see how anyone could have this problem and what the underlying causes could be, so I'm just going to assume that you're being lazy when you don't take my unhelpful, offensively obvious "advice".
>that and all of this self-loathing, woe is me stuff is so whiny
>don't just bitch and moan, it's sort of pathetic
Translation: I'm a normalfag and don't have your problems so I can't relate, and I think you should accommodate me because I don't want to see it. I fail to realize that while normalfags such as myself have support networks for even our shallow problems, the denizens of this board have no one else to share their thoughts of the endless misery of their lives with because they and their problems are marginalized in society and it is almost impossible, given their circumstances, to find like-thinking people in real life.
>lastly hygiene and diet/light exercise isn't hard either. you don't have to do it for girls, just do it for yourself and you'll start to feel sorta better about shit.
This isn't even particularly wrong, it's just trite and unhelpful. You're not going to turn your entire personality and life around because you started showering.

>>39154736
>>39155228
you will be removed soon enough

i'm no normalfag, but it really isn't hard. i'm not trying to meme, just being honest

the recent surge of alt-right/-left posters who spam "NO U!"-tire threads

too satire to be satire and pedoshits

>>39152134
This, the hatred I have for orbiters that give roasties any kind of attention cannot be overstated. They're the source of evil, if I had one bullet and before me stood a roastie and an orbiter, the orbiter would get it

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>>39151691
Myself. I wish I had the resolve to.

>>39155722
Gran Turismo 2 was great though

>>39151827
Fuck the board. Better think about the losers. Once kicked out and left alone with our miserable lives, there are only two ways we can go - either to end them or make them less miserable. Both seem fine to me.

>>39152172
moot probably didn't lose his integrity, but merely didn't want the social media lynch mobs to come after him.

>>39151770
FUcking this orbiter faggots are scum

the BBC WHITE BOI BLACKED X'DD posters

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>>39151691
I want to remove the fags that exaggerate how much """LGBT""" shit is posted, there really isn't a lot yet they still complain

I just wanna see chicks with dicks

>>39151691
any of the "fem" shit

LGBT posterz

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>>39151691
Fembots definitely.

Homos/trapfags/mgtow/lgbt and racebait

>>39151860
>top priority: veganposters shitting up dinner threads

I agree with this.

>>39151691
All femaIes must leave this board.

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>>39151770
This
>>39151716
And this
>>39151847
And also this

I wish they all have a slow and painful death

>>39153988
>like the kind of steamfriend emotional shit that fucks with my lewd trap threads
Reread your own post anon and think really hard, if anything should be banned it's you.

>>39151691
>If you could remove one type of poster from /r9k/, who would they be?
Non weeb posters

ie frog / wojack posters

>>39157328
>dumb phoneposter
>pretends to know anything
Try again faggot.

>>39151691
Anyone who posts sexually explicit content as a conversation topic.
Especially loli posters. Gtfo to /b/ you sick fucks.

>>39153094
>Get fucked, they're never leaving and their numbers are growing.

Lol shut up you orbiting faggots and just kill yourself already.

>>39152518
Orbiters aren't necessarily normies but it sucks that they bring their shit here and their drama should be banned.

>The pedophiles
>The ones hoping to hook up
>Everyone who doesn't share my mindset
Everyone who isn't the mirror image of me is disappointing and lame. They don't know how to be rude. They're pussies.
Calling for mass extermination.
Vive le Flameanon

>>39157946
Oh yes and namefags should die too! Here's your (you) you attention hogging little faggot

>>39151691
The females would be the first to go.

Faggots that never hug their families

>>39159145
I fucking hug my families uyou slob they are just not here now go cry yourself to sleep.!

>>39159653
Then I'm not talking about you. Triggered, much?

>>39159707
No, I'm drinking but don't ell anyone shussh anon. Also my family is really not here help.

All the rose and trapcucks.

>>39151691
All blacks

all the goddamn TFHGIN personality LARP

>>39151691
role playing faggots.
would remove most fembot and trap shit.

>>39151770
>Bailey omahgah XD
I hate these people

/pol/ fags and blackedfags

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>>39151691
>"fembots and the people who fall for it
>crossboarders
>NT's
>cyborgs
>non-virgins
>this >>39152714
>people who think this board is /b/ 2.0

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>>39157731
What if I do all 3?

>>39151691
White Knights/orbiters, easily. I hate cucks even more than I hate traps.

>>39151691
Do traps count as one type? If so, them.

If not:
tfw no variable bf

>>39151691
Why is my 7 inch dick so small posters

>>39151691

Normalfags. Normiecide when lads?

>>39151691
Somebody sauce me on that pic man, looks like worth a good fap

>>39151691
I would remove fembots

>>39151691
99% of every thread since 2014 needs to go

>>39163265
dicket threads are hilarious because it makes shorties sperg out. Ever been to /r/smalldickproblems? It should be called /r/suicidewatch

>>39163424
Amazingly I think I found it. It's not even a porno. It just looks like a show about high school girls that walk around in their underwear. Goddamn Japan is amazing.

>>39151770
>awww its le cute Agath XDDDD
they need to fucking leave

>>39163810
Can you post the sauce senpai? All I'm finding is Japanese Fatal Frame lets plays.

>>39165364
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrkhbl

/pol/posters and people who say "Wow, I'm not even /pol/." adter being called out.

I'd remove the antifa type trash who do stuff like post interracial propaganda. Ideally I could remove them from the internet entirely.

>>39165489
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrkhbl

Japan is way ahead of the rest of the world in literally every way.

>>39151691
Anti loli posters.

Original the post. Fuck the robot.

>>39151691
Me
For the love of god please help

>>39165489
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrkhbl
How has nobody subbed this yet?

>>39153094
kill yourself roleplaying man children. I hope to god you all die by burning slowly in a fire

>>39153287
this why arent they fucking banned
>>39153883
kill yourself faggot we dont want your shitty spamming circlejerk of roleplaying fags. Find another place to shit up you insufferable cunt

>>39151691
Normal people
Barring that, non-virgins

>>39151691
The guy who makes those black dick threads. I will legitimately happily go to prison for murdering him if we met in real life. It would be worth it.

Moe posters they never have anything to contribute but the garbage smug posts that seem to always be wrong, orbiters who can't stop talking about an obscure female on the internet, and fembots who bait robots in and unleash their bpd bullshit.