>mom keeps telling me to get a job

I'm not necessarily advocating cutting off contact, but you don't have to call her as regularly. Just tell her you're focusing on job-hunting stuff

Look at doing something part-time that doesn't require much socialization. Security, data-entry, shelf-stocking, etc.

>>39151906
I don't have a high school diploma.

McDonalds wont hire me.

>mom tells me to get a job
>hit her

>>39151939

Get a GED I guess?

I don't get how people failure out of HS desu. I slacked off a lot and still had so many extra credits I had 3 off hours my last semester. Were you depressed or something?

>>39151970
>hurr durr why didnt you manage to be a social morning person
Fuck off normie

>>39150893
get a job loser

if she is talking too much about it, it's because the finances of the household are not optional at the moment

things are not free

>>39152055
she still collects child support for my sisters who are currently living with my aunt.

She's got the money.

>>39150893
If she's just trying to get you out of the house and money isn't a factor, see if you can volunteer

More relaxed, and more appreciated by who you work for

>>39150893
Get a job so you can meet new people.
You'll be able to afford to go places where you can meet friends and maybe even a gf

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You should do it for the gf anon

>>39152272
>>39152318

Why would I want a girlfriend if she's not a virgin?

>>39152366
>telling a person is not a virgin out of his ass
you must be retarded

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>>39150893
I have a min wage job and now she's changed it to "find a REAL JOB"
You just can't win.

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>>39150893
>keep telling her if I can't hold myself up now what makes her think I can keep up a job
>she keeps using her 50s mentality

>mom changed the internet password and won't tell me it until I get a job

I hate phoneposting already.

>>39150893
>get job
>even more miserable
Is this how it's supposed to work?

>>39151970
idk about OP but i got kicked out because me mum was bipolar and burned all my shit

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>>39150893
>"How's job hunting anon?"
>Haven't applied to anywhere yet
who else devilish here?

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>>39152435
>his

original postings

Everyone I know is back to living with their parents after college, even the ones that seemed like big successes. But I go home to stay for ONE WEEK between moves and I'm chased out with cursing, accusations, and "Go get a job you worthless cunt". Where do most people get their parents, and can I get a refund on mine?

>>39153139
just get a job lmao

>>39153173
I HAVE A JOB, MOTHER

I'VE HAD A JOB THIS WHOLE TIME, GODDAMNIT, AND IT'S BETTER THAN WORKING FOR THE FUCKING FED-EX

I'M ONLY HERE A COUPLE MORE DAYS UNTIL MY NEW APARTMENT OPENS

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39150893
>but she don't like the one she's got

>>39152039
The fuck are you on about? If anything, I think being an outcast improved my grades because I didn't have anything better to do than study.

>>39152624
>Is this how it's supposed to work?

Well everyone's situation is a little different, but the general idea is that you're no longer an utterly useless sack of shit.

>>39152595
HA-ha! Good on her.

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>>39150893
Your mother is right, champ

>>39153489

I'm surprised that that faggot lyric doesn't get quoted a lot more often around here.

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>dad telling me to try to get neet bux

Not even kidding, the good thing about being a blackbot

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>>39152471
>get a real job
"When are you going to finally move out, anon? Don't you want a family of your own?"

>>39150893
Don't, do whatever you can to acquire as much money as you can, pursue the NEET life and use the resources you gathered to lay the foundation for a life befitting to your preferences, Being disabled and/or only child will allow you to dodge the incoming draft.

>>39152366
>Why would I want a girlfriend if she's not a virgin?

How old are you, Anon? Most women in their twenties have already had sex. That doesn't mean they're sluts, they've just had a boyfriend or two before you. I get not wanting a former party girl who's starred in Girls Gone Wild, did porn, had a crazy sex life in college and high school and now wants a Nice Guy now that she's 30, but non-virgin doesn't mean slut. Secondly, if you are not a virgin yourself, then why can't she hold you to that same standard?

Just convert to Islam and move to Saudi Arabia so you can have your 9 year old waifu, or join an Amish community so you can get that 16-18 year old wife who is totally subservient.

>>39151970
Not op, but I have social anxiety and the social skills of a dead fish.

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>mom kicks me out

>>39153242
relax anon, why are you always so mean

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>Go downstairs for the 1st time today
>first thing I hear from my mom, "How many jobs did you apply to while you were upstairs all day"
>Not "good afternoon anon" or "Hi anon"
>tfw I'm a disappointment to them

>>39151970
Not everyone was able to actually attend high school in the end, I had a horrible time there and my flight or fight response kicked in every morning.

>>39151939
Kill yourself if you're not going to better yourself

>>39156263
That Japanese mentality.