Words or phrases that trigger you >college

>>39143075
Why?

Origaroo

>>39143120
Hearing it just makes me depressed. After high school that's all I ever heard from my mom telling me when or if I'm ever going. I always wonder how my life would be like if I ever went back then, would I have a gf, more friends, stop being a loser?

>>39143182
Well, I went to both college and university (in Canada, those are different things), and I didn't magically become chad. But I understand that's not going to stop you from wondering.

>>39143217
Good thing is that I do have job after taking a 2 year hiatus of being a neet after high school. My mom is cool letting me stay in the house and she has not said or pressured me into moving out. I do help her with rent and buying groceries when she needs it. I also have enough to buy games or whatever I want and still manage to save a good amount of money in my bank account. Maybe college just wasn't for me but it still makes me think what it would be like

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>>39143075
>literally
>problematic
>educate yourself
>drool

>>39143075
it's a blessing and a curse lad

sure you didn't go to college and get a useful degree or anything but, the amount of 18 year old kids who just jumped straight into college without knowing what the fuck they want to actually do and are stuck with massive debt, useless degrees or straight dropped out is staggering

>>39143075
>Diversity
I fucking hate that word.

>Pleasure
Kill me

>he's passed his driving test
>at uni studying...

fucking cunts

>>39143424
This. This is what I have always responded with to people when they asked me why I don't or didn't go to college

>woke
>I'm shook
>hot (when describing women, I can explain if anyone needs explanation)
>how are you? (because I'm always sad and it's impossible to open up to normnorms)
>lol, haha, or any of the variants on text
>future
>college
>school
>success
>I'm so excited

God why can't I be like everyone else?

>diversity
>triggered
>cuck
>any written sentence that starts with "um," or even worse, "uhm"
>boi
>bae
>pretty much every other bit of nigger slang

>>39143323
sounds like you have it pretty good all things considered. dont worry about alternate universe bullshit

>>39143370
sounds like you are triggered way too easily. grow a pair

>sex
Not posted yet? Geeze...

>>39143453
>>39143518
>>39143546
>being this easy to trigger
at this point you might as well include "trigger" in your list of trigger words. you're more easy to trigger than all of the tumblrinas I know. stop brainwashing yourselves. its goddamn pathetic

>>39143583
Yeah I guess your right... thanks anon

>>39143620
I pretty much did.
And I took it to mean "words/phrases you hate."
Calm down.

>>39143620

You might as well get the fuck off this board, faggot.

>fat
>retarded
>autism
>virgin
I'll never get over it.

>>39143479
It's really the only practical way to look at it although a lot people will still think you're stupid or write you off as having a lack of drive or whatever. I think a lot of normies go to college specifically just so when they're talking about themselves they can say "oh yeah I did that when I was at university!!"

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>>39143660
or what, you gonna REEEEEEEE at me? do it please, I'm begging you. I would laugh so hard. pussy bitch

>>39143736
You have to be 18 to use this board.

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>>39143767
I'm 20 motherfucker. Not underage, not so old that it's pathetic I'm still here. Unlike you probably. Top kek

>like
>so
>totally
>love
>literally (in the improper context)

>>39143783
My mistake. You type like someone underage.

>>39143699
I also think high school just forces you to go too. They assign you to make resume, letter of recommendation, your choice colleges and entrance exams. Most of the time those are part of your grades or mandatory. It's always embarrassing when you want to say that you aren't going to college after high school and the teachers just look at you like you're stupid

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>>39143783

>uses the phrase "Top kek"

hooooo boy

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>educate yourself

bonus points if its a middle class liberal saying it

>>39143075
mass shootings, terror attacks arent fgood..its the only thing that gives me any joy
>/happenigfag/

>>39143807
>uses laughinggirls.jpg
hoooo boy

>>39143793
It's because I'm drunk and concomitantly trying to trigger people

>>39143838
>>39143807

>uses hoooo boy

hooo boy

>>39143882
>DUDE IM SO DRUNK
This triggers me

>>39143882
I have never heard that word before. Thank you. I know a new word now.

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>education
>school
>uni/university
>test
>deadline
>exam

>>39143882
>uses thesaurus.com to find big words in an attempt to scare people on the internet

At this point everything you're doing is cringeworthy.

>>39143620
You sound triggered as fuck. Calm down

>>39143902
Lol what the fuck... you just used the phrase "hoooo boy" yourself (it doesnt count that I used it just now because I was quoting you!!!!! called it!!)
hypocrit....

>>39143075
>go and do *task*
>can you cover my shift?
>tuck in your shirt

>girlfriend

oregano

>>39143990
>projecting this hard
>implying I have the foresight to look up some shit while drunk
guess again shitnerd I'm just smarter then you. even when poisoned with ethanol.

>>39144106
>>39143882

>I'M SOOOOO DRUNK GUYS BELIEVE ME

>>39143075
> psychiatry
> career

>>39144128
*post screencap of my empty bear cans to prove you wrong* what now bitch.....

>>39144174
Did... Did you just roleplay the act of posting a picture?

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>"hey anon can you come outside and help me with XYZ"
and the amazing thing is that I have to reply with yes and tag along because I don't want to make anyone angry with me
NO I FUCKING DON'T WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND COME WITH YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE!

>>39144193
Guess again, you retard.

>>39144214
You're not even trying anymore, friend.

>>39144193
>>39144214
Can you too niggers stop being gay and just leave? Holy fucking shit you faggots kyssssss.

>>39144025
>hypocrit....
wew lad

>"Can I come to your house?"

"That's how life is."
or
"That's life, deal with it."
orrr

"That's life, suck it up." Any variation of it. I didn't ask to be born, the deed was forced and here I am. now normally everyone's going to say "Go kill yourself" but I'm not responsible. why not have the parents do it? Just like how it's painful to give birth, you should equally feel the pain by shooting me. I was perfectly fine not existing.

>>39143518
>hot (when describing women, I can explain if anyone needs explanation)
Please do explain

>>39144233
and yet you still regale me with your (You)s
its so easy manipulating you pathetic beings of stone and suffering

>>39144253
>wew lad
almost as bad as hoo boy... what the fuck is wrong with this board now a days. T_T

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>>39144280

I get triggered when my friends or even arbitrary guys call women hot. In fact, I try to refrain from using that word in that context as much as possible. If I catch myself saying "hot" like that, I think, well I might as well be one of those guys.

To make my explanation simpler, I also get triggered when guys talk about what women they want to fuck. Even if it's casual like "yeah I'd totally fuck her, she's hot", it gets me mad. The reason is that I don't really understand the idea of casual sex. It's obviously because I'm a virgin (not kissless), but you know how it is. You get deprived of physical intimacy for so long that you end up putting the concept of it on a pedestal. It gets more desperate as time goes on.

>God what I'd give to make love with HER
>God what I'd give to cuddle a girl
>God what I'd give to hold hands with a girl

Furthermore, I'm more attracted to non-conventionally pretty girls. I like girls with flaws. I see 9's and 10's as pornstars now. It's almost like they're disgusting filth.

Anyways, the idea of casual intimacy to that degree seems so normie. Like it's a yuppie college girl telling you how much she loves to eat and how she has wanderlust. So when people mention sex or something like "she's so hot", it's like almost cringy to me.

>She's sooo hot bro

Of course she's hot. Of fucking course. Why did you have to say it? Do you want someone to affirm your normie-as-fuck preferences? I get it, you're better than me. Go fuck her then. Why won't you just go out and fuck her if you think she's so great.

I keep almost all of my preferences and crushes to myself because I know that otherwise, I'd hear "dude, you can do so much better" or "her? she's not even hot". So if I have to keep shit to myself, then everyone else should as well. Because if I say "she's not hot, she's pornstar-tier filth", I'd get ridiculed as a total weirdo. My preferences are just too unconventional for today's sexually progressive society.

I hate all of the dumb meme words, but the word that actually triggers me is "serendipitous"

>>39143075
>literally
>autism
>diversity is muh strength

these need to retire, they're old and tired, give them a rest already. These are like that one old family member who just now discovered that ancient ass numa numa video and think it's the hottest new meme fresh off the presses.

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>equal rights
>black lives matter
>sjw
>transgender
> school
>exam
>social interaction

>>39143075
>haircut

definitely original

>>39143075
> sex

originalililinonininnnnniginieniggerniggernigger

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>>39145446
is this you?

this comment is original, trust me.

>party

Orornaba

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>Words or phrases that trigger you

Circumcision

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>>39143075
> find friends
> you don't know what you're capable of
> where has all your motivation gone?
> you can't live a life all alone
> how can you spend all day in your dorm room behind your PC when there are so many new people around
I AM TRYING MOM. I REALLY AM TRYING. YOU ONLY MAKE ME FEEL WORSE ABOUT MY SELF-DIAGNOSED FAKE AUTISM. JUST STOP. STOP THIS!

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>Her

surprised this one isn't here yet.