/britfeel/

>>39142169
we stand tall lad just me and you lad

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Stop talking about being gay and find a stonk independant woman.

>>39142222
We have been blessed by your glorious kevs. How are you feeling tonight lad? Anything on your mind?

>>39142233
>literal xi

>>39142241
Got a tonne on my mind but I think I'll be going to sleep now lad ngl
Eyes are dropping

>>39142306
I'm a little tired too, despite the fact I've only been awake for a few hours. I wish I could just sleep forever and never wake up tbqh

Bout to go to asda, tell me what you lads want me to get you

Can you tell the difference between coke and pepsi? I can

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>>39142360

Plenty of these

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>>39142360
You know those 'crunch' chocolate bars? Would love one of those right now

Can someone buy me steam games

Hi lads, what's the biggest setback of your life and how did you overcome it or get over it? Could really use a friendly anecdote right now

>>39142446
developing a bad case of victim syndrome, and i havent gotten over it yet, i dont even think i can tbqh

>>39142436
Only if you show me your boipucci

>>39142446
Being abandoned by my father when I was only 3 months old. Not sure I've overcome it desu

>get into meditating to try and relieve stress
>back has been somehow damaged from meditating and now I'm stressed

Feel like killing myself tbqh

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>>39142505
Do you like my kawaii anime boipucci

Fuck, marry, kill

Lucha Underground version

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>>39142648
>tfw cant even shitpost properly

>>39142561
I like it desu desu senpai

do any lads here watch youtube live streams? post your favourite ones? also any live webcams anywhere else you happen to know about

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>>39142863
>any live webcams anywhere
careful now

>>39142890
s...sorry GCHQ, i was just a bit bored

>>39142561
any chance that i have could have been attracted to this has been ruined by britfeel. i now just imagine tilde when i see shit like that i image. i know its a guy playing pretend.

>>39142909
>i know it's a guy playing pretend

What gave it away? The asshole, the cock or the balls?

Thinking of just stopping drinking and eating, I should be dead within a week. Rather than needing to make an active decision to die like with other suicide methods, I would need to make an active decision to live. This should make it a bit easier

>>39142933
Pretty hard to fight the instinct to eat or drink until death. That's Buddhist monk tier.

>>39142964
>That's Buddhist monk tier.

this. the monks can only manage it because they have spend years upon years emptying their mind and therefore instincts with meditation

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ls everyone asleep then?

>>39143503
im not anon

>>39143535
Are you nice lad? What are you up to?

>>39143503

I'm in bed. Fancy giving me a goodnight ?

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>>39143574
Goodnight and sweet dreams anon chat to you later

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Page 10. Thank me for this bump later

>Ebin stuck in the last thead

laffin

My broken foot is very sensitive and tickly. feels quite nice tbchwy lads

>>39144654
how did you break your foot?

>>39144668
I swerved too sharply on my bike trying to get out the way of a dog and fell off, landed on my foot funny and snapped it. The woman owner of the dog was very helpful though, I would have been fucked if nobody was there because I didn't have my phone on me and it was an empty forest trail

think I'll shave my upper body today

Is /britfeel/ dead?

origiorig

It's gonna lash it down soon
and I wanted to go into town today cuz I've been bored as SHIT all the fucking time

>>39142933
>A week
3 weeks to a month more like it m8

what the fuck are you cunts doing in here and not the first thread

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spent forever shaving the first section of my leg, still missed loads. Takes ages so I gave up, might complete the rest of it someday

>>39145672
where's the first thread?

>>39145816
archived now, I bumped it from page 10 twice throughout the night while people posted here

>>39144718
fuck me man you got dealt a lucky hand in a way get better soon lad

when i fell off my bike I didn't ride it for a whole year, and got fat. Don't make the same mistake

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morning Iaddos

Who /brit/ here?

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TGIF

>>39145936
What are your plans then lad?

>>39145959
Ride my bike, chill out, learn more language.

>>39145966
might try this myself when my parents wake up to get it out for me

>>39145867
bit lewd, especially in public

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>>39146000
If you ebin blog lad I read it yesterday and was impressed. You write honestly and well. You have talent, my boy!

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It appears to me that I've been snoozing for a rather excessive fourteen hours.

How very strange.

>not even 8 and ive drank a 500ml bottle of beer
>just opening another

i have a problem desu

>not even 8 and I've wanked twice already today

i have a problem desu

>>39146213
i think you mentioned this yesterday, i thought it was odd.

>>39146246
500ml of beer
He actually noticed the most of the bottle. What brand lad. I've never said 500ml in my puff. Just bottle of beer would have sufficed.

>>39146346
i got a box with 6 different ales in it, the ones i have drank are a hobgoblin and brakspear bitter

Be positive mood, happy to go back to work.
>Feel like everyone has their little group and your left alone to do your shit while they banter and have a giggle etc.
>TFW you don't even get an invite to your so called besty's birthday drinks.
Well I'm fucking done lads. Time for a new friends I think. Thank fuck I'm getting a transfer.

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me at university haha

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I LIKE TO CHEWIT CHEWIT, I LIKE TO CHEWIT CHEWIT

only when and popped a boner havent i lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGFlP5Duuw

All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old,
But there's no England now.

>>39145723
Fuck me from your feet I expected your legs to be hairless.
How come there's such a sharp cut off in your leg hair at the ankle?

>>39146610
Absolutely no idea, my legs are the hairiest part of my body, I can't grow a beard

>>39146621
>my legs are the hairiest part of my body, I can't grow a beard
Iktfb

Do you wear tight socks 24/7 or something

>>39146639
I don't really take my socks off, i've worn the same socks for months and I sleep in them too, then when I took them off a load of skin flakes fell out and I could peel it and the brown/black off

>>39146656

That didn't happen anon.

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REEEEEE THE TWO BASTARDS THAT BULLIED AN ANON LAST NIGHT FOR WANTING A MONITOR HUG SHOW YOURSELVES, FUCKING COWARDS

>>39146860
are you gay like most of the waifu posters you seem gay

>>39142169
oi bruv innit guv bonk ye in the kneecap

>>39146386
everyone is like that at my work. they leave me alone when it comes to banter. it's not my strong point. take everything literely so have big problems with bants

>>39146246
You shouldn't be drinking beer at 7 years old buddy

>>39147060
Haha top kek my friend

>>39147184
had a mate who couldnt handle bants. not unilad tier shite, just normal joking around between mates. he used to get so upset we just stopped trying to have fun around him.

Two weeks until Suicide September lads.

>>39147423
Marvel Defenders is out but I lack a netflix account

Suicide is already here

>>39147439
I cancelled mine and the next day they announced the release date of it.
Never used Netflix that much anyway (the UK selection is shockingly poor) so I'll just see if anyone puts them up to stream elsewhere.

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>two months of estrogen today

I feel a lot happier now than I did desu. Ordered a wall mirror yesterday too which should make make up and crossdressing easier. Thinking more about coming out desu

How are you today lads?

>>39147481
Why would you consider it cross dressing if it is your true gender?
Also LOW TEST

>>39147531
That's actually a good point lad. Guess I should say wearing women's clothes or even just clothes haha. But crossdressing is an easy catch all term so it's a habit.

>LOW TEST

What else would you expect from a girl, anon?

>>39147481
Why do gays have to make their sexuality their identity? - Ebin

>monitor hug

christ if you unironically participate in this I hope you die

>tfw never pictures of tilde
Why live?

>>39147578
You're not a girl lad, we've seen those pictures
You're manlier than most here

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>>39147596
Not even ebin gets them

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>>39147595
Haha it's just a bit of banter we aren't lonely weirdos or anything
>>39147609
Its all about the face. If I can't tell by looking at a '''girl''' I don't care

>>39147621
>Tilde is Sophielad

What a weird turn of events

>>39147596
Might take some now I have a wall mirror. Was thinking tights and an oversized hoodie might be cute if ebin approves it first

>>39147609
My hands are quite slender in all honesty, the skin is bad though

>>39147595
What is worse, monitor hug or family member hug?

>>39147659
>>39147617
You'd better not cuck us out of these.

>>39147661
Family member hug is only shit because of what it actually is, the idea behind it is okay. Monitor hug is shitty in it's idea and it's execution

>>39147596
There is a photo of her clothed booby.

>>39147659
This isn't /soc/ tilde

When was the first /britfeel/ thread made? I'm interested a bit in this thing

>>39147786

November 20th, 2014.

In the few months before that, there were occasional "UK Feels" threads which spawned britfeel on, but that was the first proper /britfeel/

We missed the 1000 day birthday, britfeel is now 1002 days old

>>39147659
They really aren't , again just like your legs they look fucking weird

>>39147806
too bad no archives existed before 2014. is this thread a usually chill one? Also It must've sucked to miss the 1000 day anniversary.

how long have you been in these threads lads? i've been here everyday since 2015

Ebin's latest blog is very worrying, lads. I might call the authorities.
>I made my way to the shoe shop, I stick to the side of the pedestrianized zone and not the center to avoid conflict, I've fantasized about driving a van down it too often

He also spells pedestrianised, fantasised and centre the American way.

>>39147842

Yeah it is, how come you've never been here before?

DWP wont think it's weird I'm calling up to cancel my bennies 2 days before my health assessment right lads

>>39147885
nah, they must get that all the time.

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>go for bike ride
>two road hoggers walking a dog made me go into the ditch and almost made me fall off - had to swear
>almost get run over by a bin wagon
>starts raining so I turn back after 2 minutes and put it back in the shed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXatLOWjr-k

browsing a pro-ana forum
these bitches are mental, but I can relate to them

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>>39147860
Reading those ones makes me feel sad

>tfw can't hug him and reassure him

I also noticed the spelling thing. Realized instead of realised. It's kind of cute but I wonder how often he's been accused of being a yank

>>39147860
That gimmick has already been run into the ground by pakis, why bother

>>39148001
>run into the ground

bit like the pedestrians

>>39147958
what matters is you started a bike ride. and you've got that interesting greentext as an anecdote. better luck next time!

>>39147845

I was here on November 20th 2014, and have been here virtually every day since, since about mid-2016 I'm pretty sure I haven't missed a single thread

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>>39148016
>replying to your own post to make a pun

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Do you think britfeel could survive a massacre?

By that I mean if Ebin or someone went on a rampage, do you think britfeel as a thread would get past it and continue to exist? I think in the initial aftermath, 80% of people would be too scared to return in case their IP was associated with it or something, 20% would stay even during the peak of news coverage, and eventually people who are dependant on it would slowly trickle back

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Morning boys! :)

Was supposed to be out tonight, but plans fell through, no biggie.

What's everyone doing this evening? Think I'm just gonna spend it posting here and practicing aerials/wall juggling on rocket league (why is it so hard!!!)

>>39148064
I'm probably keep coming here. If I had to guess I'm already on enough lists. One more won't make a difference.

>>39148076
>What's everyone doing this evening?

I'm going out for a meal tonight with friends. in the last 4 weeks I've only socialised once, I'm normally a bit more normie on that front, but various things have clashed and I've been virtually isolated for a month as a result

>>39148076
>Was supposed to be out tonight

>waifuposter is a normie cunt

colour me surprised

is there a recomended /britfeel/ puzzle cube? want to start speedcubing.

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>>39148109

Gans 356 is the best bet, costs 20 bong

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Roxenda-Smooth-Magic-Ganspuzzle-Puzzles/dp/B01N0QZFTW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1503049775&sr=8-2&keywords=gans

It's brilliant even without lube, but this will make it world class, and can be used on any brand of cube

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lubricant-Puzzles-Professional-Smoother-Brazier/dp/B01LHIAASA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1503049775&sr=8-3&keywords=gans

>>39148076
>spend it posting here

Please don't

>>39148092
>whining about normies in 2017

I wonder which normie could be behind this post!

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>walk to the bus stop
>see this

what do?

>>39148193
Wait for the inevitable whisper followed by a giggle

>>39148193

Wait for the bus

>>39148193
Two people who looked a fair bit like this tried to get me to go into spoons the other day and buy them a drink. Was never gonna happen.

>>39148193
I'd have already anticipated the situation and being walking on the grass with my head down, i'd walk around the back of the bus stop

>>39148193
phone up rasheed

>>39147860
You should desu.
At least get him onto a watch list.

>>39148047
It will be another one of those "it's funny cause I 'intentionally' left my trip on" excuses.

>>39148249
cute you think that the services are capable of doing anything in this country, they can't even follow people they know have ISIS connections and let them bomb stadiums

>>39148291
>He thinks a watch list means they are watched 24/7
HOWLING

>>39148301
they're not watched at all, some of the recent perpetrators of recent terrorist atrocities were known to have connections yet were freely allowed to travel to terrorist hot spots in europe and back home to conduct the attacks

got addicted to fags again ffs lads

>>39148345
Stop talking about shit you know nothing about

>>39148533
Abedi was allegedly reported to authorities for his extremism by as many as five community leaders and family members and had been banned from a mosque;[57][58][59] the Chief Constable of Greater Manchester, though, said Abedi was not known to the "Prevent" anti-radicalisation programme.[60] On 29 May, MI5 launched an internal inquiry into its handling of the warnings it had received about Abedi and a second, "more in depth" inquiry, into how it missed the danger

Abedi transited through Dusseldorf airport on his way home to Manchester from Istanbul four days before the bombing.[70] French interior minister Gerard Collomb said in an interview with BFM TV that Abedi may have been to Syria, and had "proven" links with ISIS

>>39148566
>he quotes wikipedia
Didn't your teacher ever warn you against doing that

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>>39148583
>having a teacher

>tfw the notorious /hr/ armpit fetishist returns to your thread
At least I have another poster I suppose

Do wish I had enough money to just pack a suitcase and fuck off abroad to try and do something different.

>>39148646
I have enough money, I just don't have the desire.

>>39148646
I unironically have way more than enough

>tfw no micronation

>>39142446
Anal rape at knifepoint by big black bloke. I got over it by realising that it was a blessing in disguise, because it made me understand that I actually identified as female.

>>39148662
>>39148683
That's swell fellas

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In taking a break from my walk this morning I chose to plonk myself on a wall and spend what became a rather excessive amount of time glaring at the traffic.

Everybody looked so busy, so active, so tired.

It had me wondering what it must feel like to hold a commitment or a responsibility, to be busy and to be productive.

>>39148957
Crumpet, have you ever gambled and lost?

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>>39142169
>Sitting in park
>Cute doggo drops tennis ball in front of me
>Throw it for him and he runs back with it
>His owner shows up
>It's an old pajeet who keeps teasing the dog and won't throw the ball for it, he just leads it along like a carrot on a stick from one side of the park to the other

Literal subhumans

>tfw probably on the spectrum
Can I get it checked?

>>39149111
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Autistic-spectrum-disorder/Pages/Diagnosis.aspx

>>39149133
Actually, you probably want this one.
http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Autism/Pages/Diagnosisinadults.aspx

is accutane worth it lads? how do you get it? i'm sick of being a pizza face and nothing else is working.

>>39148957
why do you type like you do?

>>39148683
Nice humblebrag frienderino xDddd!!

>>39149181
Homeschooled paedophile

>>39149150
Do you think it would be worth it? I'm just curious how bad I am, I don't really want anything to change.

>>39149186
Its more like I have more than enough but not the will, motivation, confidence or mental wellbeing to even travel 15 mins to morrisons

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oooooooooooooooooooooooo hes here again

>>39148646
I wish I had enough money to move into a cabin somewhere away from other people

>>39149162
You don't normally get accutane in the UK. Go to a GP and you'll probably get some antibiotics, they work very well and it'll visibly help over six months or so. You just take one in the morning every day when you wake up. They may also prescribe a cream you apply to the face before going to sleep, it works great but it's fairly harsh on your skin. Just see your GP and they'll throw some prescriptions at you that'll clear it up after a few months.

Mine cleared up after half a year and stopped recurring after the skin healed, getting rid of the scars is the hard part.

>>39149199
If you think it's effecting your life and you need help, then yes. If you don't want treatment but want to be diagnosed, it can't hurt. They won't make you do anything about it.

>>39149199
only if you want to apply for bennies or want to tick the equality box on a job application

>>39149273
The (((equality))) box is worth it every time. Play that shit to the hilt.

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>You've got the licence. You've got the car. And you've got the personality.
>Soon, you could be the bringer of cheesy, delicious pizza - and the receiver of some very tasty rewards (including the tips you receive on the doorstep).

>>39149300
tips referring to chads alpha cock

>>39149300
Tasty tips await you lad

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"Hello, is this the pizza place? I just ordered from you and it was just delivered, however the entire pizza is covered in what I can only assume is mould."

>>39149300
>Order pizza
>Knock at the door
>It's Ebin
>Tilde is waiting in the car in a frilly outfit wearing a bell collar

What do you do?

>>39149411
Laugh and tell his manager he ate half the pizza.

>>39149411
Eating pizza whilst banging tilde is now my number one top fetish

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She reads Ebin's blog

>>39149411
Give Tilde a most generous and rigorous tip

>>39149494
>it looks like it has a dodger
>reads ebin's blog
Is it tilde?

Dubs and tilde has to chop his cock off

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He reads Ebin's blog

Appointment with Occupational Threapist in an hour lads bit nervous

>>39149582
Whats this all about then laddy

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>>39149567
He describes Ebin's blog as:
>Aaaaaaa...wicked

>>39149590
They're meant to help you get on a path to work/education if you're a mentally ill NEET

>>39149616
Well that sounds quite good. Weird that my tism support worker never mentioned it.

>>39149437
I don't like or eat pizza, I'd probably end up tampering with some normies pizza though - could make it my serial killing gimmick.

>>39149616
wait what, the crisis team I went to just told me to find an autistic support group or a charity designed for mentally ill people to get into work, needless to say I didn't follow up

/britfeel/ - Asking the big questions:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13732889

>>39149684
In some parts of the country they're really hard to get an appointment with.
>>39149715
I dont think they fill out forms for you and apply for jobs for you. I kinda agreed to it without really hearing much about it desu

>>39147412
yeah i don't get it. ripped my work pants near end of shift today had told the guy i was working with he must have told others cause when i was walking up the stairs at the end of shift one of the lads grabbed my pants and near enough ripped them in half,he ran past me laughing,everyone else laughed. it felt like being back at school again. then it was stood in the dinner line,or assembly.

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Which is better, dominoes or pizza hut? both are recruiting delivery drivers

>>39149746
I'm not homo

>>39149749
I always assumed everything that's designed to "help you get into work" is just a demeaning waste of time

>>39149754
https://youtu.be/_gt9yt9h7GU

>>39148193
These are the "innocent little girls" supposedly being "raped" by pakis.

>>39149746
Bodyguard anon by far desu

>>39149775
And yet you're leading in the polls. I have stats that prove you're not only a homo, but a highly prominent homo. Your anecdotal evidence is irrelevant and unrepresentative.

Also tilde isn't a homosexual, she is transexual

Also got roped into going to see The Hitman's Bodyguard tonight. Looks crap.

>>39149746
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13732889
>No option for I wish they would all fuck off

Len it is.

>tfw I have a bitchy resting face
No wonder nobody interacts with me.

Imagine the state of people unironically voting Len

>>39149834
absolutely howling at this denial

>>39149775
Apply to both. Why would you limit yourself to just one? Job hunting is a numbers game, applying to as many as you can.

just messaged my first tinder match t b h lads.

31 year old loser FYI

>>39149889
You really need to sort your jealousy issues out tilde

>>39149889
I only like Len because he triggers someone else so much more.

>>39149889
Every other choice on there is trash
Except maybe the hitman, what a hunk

>>39149889
Seems more genuine then fake tilde desu
Ebins denying he's gay gimmick has run in to the ground

How many shrimp does it take to eat?

>>39149754
why were your pants on show?
desu i'd consider damaging someone's property crossing a line anyway.

>>39150016
A few shrimps usually

>>39150016
Too many shrimps

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>Got a blog view from Hong Kong today

>>39150062
Why do you have a blog, even?

>>39150062
I've been advertising internationally lad

>>39150023
>desu i'd consider damaging someone's property crossing a line anyway.
yeah but i'm a pussy. easily walked over

>>39150077
Because hes an attention seeking edgelord

>>39150062
You are laughable pathetic even in China.

>>39150077
To blog my thoughts

>>39150082
I'm not edgy

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>>39150062
you are not my only client laddy

>nods at you

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>>39150088
"plenty of young chavs and scum. Sat behind me was two of these young chavs, well when I say two there was originally one fiddling with his phone who was eventually joined by a female - of course a female. "
Pretty edgy, and theres so many more examples hidden in the treasure trove of edgy

>>39150088
>I'm not edgy
>Has expressed desire to kill the people of this board on his blog at least once

Just saw what you did ebin, absolute madman

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>>39150151
wait what did I do? haha

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My body is going through some confusing changes

Really not finding /britfeel/ enjoyable anymore

>not edgy

"The queues in poundland are absolute chaos - no order at all, but its to be expected from the dregs shopping in there. I remember feeling repulsed at this 30 something guy with tattoos and visible scarring and defects on his face. I made my way to the shoe shop, I stick to the side of the pedestrianized zone and not the center to avoid conflict, I've fantasized about driving a van down it too often - topical given the events in Barcelona although i'm past the point of caring about terrorist attacks now - used to be exciting but now its boring."

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Hmmm, still trying to workout why people are acting weird around me at work now. No clues so far but I will keep probing

>>39150168
Don't you ever enter my safe space ever again

>>39150199
That's not edgy, it's accurate.

>>39150178
What does your ideal britfeel conversation look like?

>>39150199
>the dregs shopping in there
tbf, poundland is usually atrocious, the one in my town always has great groups of weatherspoons like people hanging around outside drinking cheap beer

>>39150199
Those dregs are probably far better people than ebin will ever be

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Bathe in my warm kindness.

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>tfw I ran for 21 minutes today
Feel great, lads.

lads what should i get from the chippy

>>39150341
2 sausages chips and gravy, a teacake and a can of dandelion and burdock

>>39150352
>dandelion and burdock

patrician as fuck

>>39150322
How far lad?

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Decided today I need to get my life together when it comes to clothes and appearance. Was out today and felt stupid, wearing normal jeans and a jacket. Long hair attracts too much attention, so I need to just blend in. What the fuck should I wear from now to blend and look normal? I don't know where to start.

>>39150384
Just over 1.6 miles I think.

>>39150454
You mean you walked for 21 minutes

The guy at the chippy near work has started to recognize me and asked if I want the "usual" the other day. Not sure I can go back now.

>>39150352
>dandelion and burdock
Underrated right there. Only 50p a can at the local shop aswell.

>>39150480
dont be mean to the lad everyone has to start somewhere

>>39150480
I balled up google maps it's closer to 2 miles please believe me

>>39150482
haha, chinese people bought my local. my family goes there quite a bit and he recognises we are a family now. he hesitantly says hello when I go to buy stuff from the shop next door. it's really weird. but aren't all chinese people?

>>39150482
that's a good thing though right. I use a takeaway up by my mums, used to walk down and get the same thing once a week. I now live a few mile away, I still ring them up, they don't normally deliver down here but they always bring mine down. I don't even have to say the address, I say, just 2 keema chips and cheese please. he says ok see you bye. half an hour later it turns up.

>>39150516
10mins/mile is a good starting point.

Is ebin the next thomas hamilton?

>>39150488
I'm not being mean! Average walking speed is like 3 miles an hour.

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>>39150435
I just wear jeans and a tshirt, wear a jacket if its cold.
Really, you dont need to listen to /fa/ggots and the bullshit they spout.
If your a man wear some casual shit, it doesnt matter.
I suggest you work on getting a good short cut hairstyle as it makes you more attractive and proffesional looking/mature.

>>39150567
I mean maybe, but now I feel like I need to make small talk with the bloke at the counter while he makes my shit.

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>>39150177

How is life as a crustacean?

>>39150322
I find it tough going on the roads m8, treadmill is much easier. Still, my ankle has healed enough that it isn't painful now. Small mercies, eh? So did you follow any plan/ routine or just started building up?

>>39150596
I guess part of it is that I only own blue jeans, blue jacket and a blue pair of shoes. I buy it in the moment but later realise I look like those weird blue drummers. Also big ears are a problem so... short on top and long on sides?

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>>39150596
done a remake for you

>>39150704
I don't trust his beady little eyes

>>39150721
Almost as if he's a shrimp...

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>>39150636
It's alright, it can get a bit boring from time to time.

I'm not complaining though, hah!

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I'm not giving up yet.

I've received confirmation from my sixth form that they are willing to pay for all the remarks. Would have cost me near 200 quid otherwise. Now, I realise going from BBB to A*AA is pretty much an impossibility, but I believe it's highly possible that I can go up to ABB or even AAB. I had serious extenuating circumstances. I'll ask what the minimum grades that I would have been let in are. If they would have let me in with my remarked grades (my place is only now salvageable if I get A*AA, they can't show leniency even if they wanted to because it's all done automatically over UCAS), I will reapply for the next cycle (deadline October). I will reapply to the same college of course. They liked me enough the first time round to give me an offer, why not again? I will ask them how likely it is that I'd get an offer again though.

If they say the grades would still have needed to be a bit higher for them to have been willing to let me in, I will ask how they would feel about me reapplying whilst also resitting some of the exams.

This shouldn't have happened. I should be punting up the River Cam with clare college anon shouting at the normies. I should be sitting in that beautiful little library surrounded by hundreds of tomes whilst someone asks me if I'd like to come to the formal dinner with them. When I opened my results I felt a timeline shift. I've desperately trying to move on an accept I will be happy at my insurance, but I just can't see myself anywhere else. I was so close. This will haunt me for the rest of my life.

>inb4 you're being over-dramatic, it's not the end of the world, blah blah, etc.
This was the chance of a lifetime. The entire future I had planned for myself hinged on going to Cambridge. How would you feel if your entire world collapsed around you? I have nothing else, no friends, no hobbies. This was going to be the turning point in my life. Things were going to get better.

shan't be reading that

>>39150640
Tried out couch to 5k and just got done with week 5. Considering I was out of breath from running for a minute at a time I think I've come quite far.

>>39150767
If you're so assblasted about not going to Cambridge just resit your A levels. So what if you're a year older when you go in, no one gives a shit.

>>39150783
Still better than mouldy-locks blog

>>39150767
You have some goddamn tenacity, anon.
I won't be at Cambridge forever, so don't keep me waiting too long, aye?

>>39150767
Why don't you resit instead of relying on remarks? There's no way you're bumping B's to A* that way

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Asses to glasses, butts to butts

>>39150645
Get dark blue or black jeans. Don't wear all blue, you look like a smurf.

>>39150767
Just do a foundation year degree if you're that desperate...

>>39150767
Where do you live anon? I'm curious.

>>39150797
Damn right, great progress

>>39150797
I gave up after week 5 and now I can barely run a minute

what online shop does britfeel buy clothes from, amazon here

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>>39150815
>>39150906
That's what I said here
>If they say the grades would still have needed to be a bit higher for them to have been willing to let me in, I will ask how they would feel about me reapplying whilst also resitting some of the exams.

>>39150850
Are you doing a 3 or a 4 year course? If next year is your last year then the only chance of us meeting is if my remarks take me from BBB to A*AA, which would be a small miracle. Otherwise I may still get in, it would just have to be the year later because I'd have to reapply for the next cycle.

>>39150943
Cambridge don't do foundation years

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q-P-bcKQiM

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>>39150917
I eat shrimp like you every day, you're just a number to me

>>39150988
How do you know if they fit or look good on you? Clothes are the one thing you should go outside for

>>39151020
Whales are legit terrifying

>>39151019
Knock Knock! Who's that at the door?
Mummy says you have a friendo to see you!

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how many calories in pic related lads? let's get some estimates

i-it's alright to eat once a week. even on a d-diet, right lads..

>>39150992
I'll be going into year 3 of a 4 year course, and as of yet have not decided whether I'll stick around for a PhD or flee to some other country for it.
Remind me again which A-Levels you took?

>used to browse /mu/ a lot but stopped for a while because I got bored of it
>go back because I'm bored at work
>people still arguing about grimes
I remember why I stopped going there now.

>>39151050
That's fine to eat once a week on a diet. It's not actually that much.
Now if you'd gone to McDonalds and bought three large meals and a diet coke, then it's bad.

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>>39151020
Nuh uh. I'm woah he's fast.

>tfw no money for beer on a friday
doesn't get worse than this

>>39151050
fuck calorie counting mate, just enjoy your chips and kebab!

>>39151050
Once a week is too much. I would guess 1k to 1.5k? Not sure

>>39151108
do not listen to this poster, being fat is bad

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>>39151037
Nah whales are bro tier. J-just a bit big

>>39146455
At least your flatmates didn't laugh in your face when they first met you. That webm is painful though, literally me in every social situation. Reminds me exactly why I never leave my room.

>>39151019
Listening to your playlist Ebin, got some decent tunes on there. Stars of the Lif at the moment

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>tfw you will never shag a teen chav slut

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>>39151051
English Lit, History, and Politics. One of the Lit papers seriously let me down (got 64/150), and my Politics papers were abysmal, a C and a D in each. I don't know how that happened, I knew the content absolutely inside out. It was only through the A I got last year that I came out with a B overall. History was B's across the board. I got a B last year too so I think I'd struggle to get it up even with a resit

I also got a Distinction* in BTEC Applied Law, haha

I have absolutely no idea what my interests are and don't want to be in debt but I feel like I want to fit in and go to uni like all the other young people.

>>39150767
>Chance of a lifetime
God I wish I was some clueless teenager again.

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>>39151108
t. beached whale

>>39151050
>thinkpad
Oh I pity you, those little clitorises in the middle of the keyboard were god awful when I had to use them in school

>>39151051
Don't do a PhD, it's not worth it unless you really really care about what you're doing in it.

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>>39151160
It's never too late anon! As long as they're over 16 of course Mrs. May haha

Why do we have some a level tier pleb here anyway?
Shouldn't he be over on /Brit/

>>39151094
dumb shrimpposter

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Need a cute lad to swallow me hollow

>>39151179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

>>39151196
Yea he shouldn't be here. I tried filtering the cunt but it's not working for some reason

Going asda lads, anyone want anything?

>>39151166
Do an apprenticeship, but not some stupid one like coffee making. You'll earn a bit of money, learn some new skills and gain a lot of experience. Probably get a job at the end as well if you're good.

Just don't go into uni with no direction and take on a load of debt because you'll probably come out of it hating your work with barely any job prospects.

>>39151033
using the size charts and reading reviews

>>39151212
Use just the !! Part onwards. You don't need the name part. Just the tripcode string

>>39151213
get us a wham bar mate

>>39151213
get me one of those qt chavs who work there please

I mentioned that James, from Crywank, is a friend of mine the other day and that I was going to show him Ebin's blog.

He just messaged me after having a browse and said he's in tears laughing at some of the posts. But on a serious note he said that he 'hopes this 'ebin character' can learn to grow an open mind and appreciate that everybody has their own unique struggle and not delegitimise the suffering of another just because it is dissimilar from their own pain.'

Ebin I think you should listen to him.

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>serving an old Chinese couple in Greggs
>they're pointing at things and saying "yi ge..."
>say xie xie when taking their money
>their faces instantly light up and the man shakes my hand

I'm making Xi proud lads

The Stacey I'm working with also said I smell really nice

>>39151213
Do Asda do anything to stop me being depressed?

But just get yourself something nice instead.

>>39151213
Frijj m8, don't care what flavour

>>39151233
Yea that's what I did. Trust me I've filtered plenty of cunts before and it's worked fine. At least he's not posting much

Is it me or are young people putting way, way too much emphasis on further education and fancy universities nowadays?

Only about 20% of degrees are actually worth doing, you get straddled with debt at a young age and you still have to find a job when you leave and get a shit minimal salary until you're at least 30.

Maybe I just don't get it.

>>39151254
Did you refresh the page too?
I assume you obviously ticked the box to hide.

>>39151265
What do you expect when your entire life experience is in education. They never learned to think for themselves.

Cut the "debt" argument though. That's such a non-argument in this country.

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>>39151266
>Did you refresh the page too?
Yes
>I assume you obviously ticked the box to hide
...

>>39151265
Tbh degrees are worthless because you leave uni at the same time as thousands with the same degree as you across the country.
Some practical jobs should be pushed more.
I wish apprenticeships at something you use your hands with and not sit at a desk were around when I was in high school, I feel that's where I'd enjoy to be.

>>39151265
It's not real debt, it's more a de-facto tax increase.

They can't take your house (not that anyone under 50 will ever own one in this economy) over it.

>>39151288
At least it's sorted now lad.

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>>39151236
>laughs at me
>writes a bog standard EVERYONE IS UNIQUE remark (not true because there's thousands like him)
>listen to him

tell him hes been making music for ages and still doesn't have a wikipedia article

>>39151265
The debt isn't so bad for 75% of students because most of them likely won't even pay back the amount they took going to uni and it'll be written off. It's more like a graduate tax than a debt because you pay a flat rate back which doesn't change regardless of the amount you currently owe. The 'student loan' system is set up in a stupid way that doesn't really work and in fact encourages people to not pay it off.

>>39151265
>>39151284
I've heard this before, why is it a non-argument? Uni comes out to 27k, you only start paying it off if you earn more than 17,775 a year. If you don't then interest just racks up every year and you end up owing more and more

>>39151308
You have being shitting up britfeel for ages, where is your Wikipedia page?

>>39151306
Cheers lad, usually it would hide it on its own after refreshing

>>39151317
The threshold is actually 21k, but you only pay back a flat rate of 9% over that limit. So in reality it doesn't matter if your debt is 5k or 500k, you pay back the same amount regardless.

It's not a debt, it's a tax.

>>39151308
>tell him hes been making music for ages and still doesn't have a wikipedia article
Except he has millions of views on youtube. How many views does your measly little blog have?

>>39151323
I've missed that tick box to hide a couple of times. Sometimes it's already ticked, sometimes I gotta do it.
Wonder if it depends on how I get into the filter settings.

>>39151308
how does it feel knowing you're so pathetic that you can't even get a rise out of anyone even when you dedicate a blog to insulting them

>>39151308
>A lad that scoops shit out of his arse tries to act superior to a sucessful musician that hundreds of thousands listen to

laffin

>>39150767
AHAHAHAHAHA fucking Cambridge twats good luck anon

>>39151333
Quality not quantity of viewership

>>39151340
I'm not employed, who could give me a rise?

Goodnight /britfeel/. I've decided that every night before bed I'm going to ask God to smite you all in new and painful ways every day. Fingers crossed!

>>39150767
I know a lad that went to Cambridge and studied social sciences. His excuse was 'I'm going to Cambridge, it doesn't matter what I study, it's a free pass into any job'. Meanwhile he now works in a 9-5 office job. I hope you're wanting to study something useful lad

>>39151324
I'm not sure what the difference between Plan 1 and Plan 2 is but I got my info from here: https://www.gov.uk/repaying-your-student-loan/what-you-pay

>So in reality it doesn't matter if your debt is 5k or 500k, you pay back the same amount regardless.
So you're saying the amount of money you owe doesn't matter as long as you're paying back the same amount? I don't want to be paying it back the rest of my life, if I'm stuck in a min wage job then with interest+inflation it will keep on ramping up

>>39151372
Thanks lad. Hope it works well

>>39151361
Ebin, your header doesn't even have an apostrophe in. That's piss poor handiwork.

>>39151374
>social sciences
>9-5 job
fucking kek starting uni next month and this is my future

>>39151372
Good night lad, all the best

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>>39151374
Yeah law, there's at least a clear career path with that degree and lots of opportunities for an oxbridge graduate. Still competitive of course but I'd be on a good footing

>>39151374
>he now works in a 9-5 office job
Well yeah most people do. What kind of job was he/you expecing?

>>39150992

>falling for the a levels meme

>not just waiting until you're 19, doing an all-coursework no exams 1 year access course and sliding into Cambridge that way

Know someone that did that, they thought he was all mature because he was a bit older but the real reason he dropped out of his a-levels in the first place was because he wanted to smoke weed.

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it's alright to kill and it's alright to steal if you're willing to hold up your part of the deal

Anyone here go to University of Bath? I'm gonna be starting there soon

>>39151244
This was a cute story Tilde, don't forget where your loyalties lie though!

I was hoping the a-level cunts would have gone away by today.

>>39151377
You misunderstand again. Let's stick to plan 2 for now.

Suppose you're earning 20k a year, then you don't pay a penny back and if you never earn over that amount then you never have to pay it back and the debt is written off after 30 years, regardless of the amount it is or however much you paid.

Now a more realistic scenario is you start your job at 22k, because you're earning over 21k, you have to pay 9% of 1k back, so you pay 90 quid back in the same way you pay tax, it comes out of your paycheck. Now if you earn that amount for the next 30 years you would continue to pay 90 quid every year until the debt is written off, regardless of how much is left or how much you paid back.

It's best to think of it as another form of tax that comes out of your paycheck every year for anything you earn over 21k.

The only time when you need to actually consider if you need to actually pay it off, is when you earn enough money to pay it off in the 30 years. For example if you start at 40k and in 30 years earn 130k, then you should consider making voluntary contributions to pay it off quicker.

As a result, 75% of people will never pay it off, don't need to consider it and can think of it as a 9% tax rate.

>>39151446
Nah but not too far. Bath is a really pretty place but a bit dead

>>39151448
giving yourself replies again tilde because no-one else did?

Is there any way to suicide that has a low chance of success? I feel like flipping a coin and proving to everyone I'm really suicidal as no one takes it seriously. Something like Russian Roulette but without the gun.

>>39151372
cheers lad! make sure he finishes me off haha

>>39151426
Obviously if you do a degree you expect a job in your field. I thought I had typed generic. He just works with company sales data all day, he wanted to go into politics

>>39151467
Nah just felt bad for the poor fucker because he got no replies

>>39151465
They're making me pay 65 fucking quid for a fucking wristband for freshers' week. Get to hang around a crowd of normies wherever I go for such a cheap price!!!!