most pathetic and deprived things you've done?

>>39141766
jerk off to anal vore

>>39141781
that's it anon? nothing more?

i once hit on a girl who turned out to be 12

things with doggo
still feel guilty

>>39141766
jerked off twice today at the public bathroom at work

>>39141766
I shoved a toothbrush up my ass once

>>39141766
Filled up a bowl of instant gel and fucked it

posted on 4chan continuously for 10 years

>pathetic

this word is becoming a meme, yeah asuka said it but I notice girls irl picking up on it, I guess it's supposed to get under a person's skin.

women are vicious freaks, it's a crime when a woman isn't provided for but men deserve no mercy for being "pathetic"

>>39141954
I'm not a fembot I imagine if a woman is pathetic enough to be on a board like this she's probably just as bad as us

>>39141954
Good thing I like my men weak and pathetic

>>39141902
let me guess you're american or canadian?

>>39142002
I'm 21 years old and cant fight despite living in a ghetto shit hole do i classify as pathetic?

>>39142057
cryptic cuckposting....i like it

>>39142057
depends. Can you act vulnerable and helpless?

do you enjoy puppy play?

>>39142117
Puppy play? no

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>>39141766
Sucking a ladyboys cock in Thailand would probably be near the top of my list.

try to fist myself

>>39142135
Nothing more pathetic than a guy pretending to be a puppy is chained up near a scrap pad and isn't allowed to use the washroom until they piss themselves.

>>39141902
FUKING TRUDEAU

>>39142266
puppy play and Cuckoldry beastiality and scat along with piss and anything underage are the only things i won't do

>>39141902
Same but I don't feel guilty.

>>39141766
got crossfaded, put on softcore porn and ASMR, made out with a stuffed animal. called it Eryn, gave it a backstory, tried to play D&D with it. broke up with it, came back to it, poured my heart out to it, had great makeup sex and planned a wedding with it.

>>39142293
fuckin vanilla wafer normalfag

>>39142322
i do like pet play though just not the leather dog mask shit

>>39142322
Seriously. And people wonder why we are regressing as a species when we cant even enjoy the simple things.

>>39141766
that's noneya damn business!

Fucked my cousin
Fucked a 12 y/o at 22
Did gay shit with 37 y/o man at 23
Killed a cat by playing basketball with it being the ball
Robbed a kid at knifepoint behind the liquor store

Off the top of my head

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>>39141999
He cracked the code... And with trips to match...

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>>39142407
Are you my neighbor?

>>39142407
>Robbed a kid at knifepoint behind the liquor store
Do you live in Colorado by any chance?

Met a guy from /pol/ who financially doms me with his feet. I send him money and finance his dates with women while I edge to his feet.

I pay two shemale prostitutes to fuck me, spit roast me, and cum on me every month

>>39142563
reminds me of my fantasy of a polfag dominating and abusing me and making me girl cloths as he calls me a degenerate faggot

making me wear girl cloths sorry typo

>>39142563
>>39142587

High class stuff right here.

jacked off to ww2 firing squad footage

>>39142612
He made me look like a brainlet and I took it to discord where it eventually ended with me begging him to let me send him money.

>tfw sub to a pale, straight white nationalist 20 year old
>feels good man

>>39142266
That's hot. Nice numbers too. I could only do puppy play for a really hot women though

>>39142674
Give yourself up to a pup handler. One that also breeds real dogs. Then they can tie you up while they let their studs fuck you.

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I remember jacking off to a pic of JFK's wife reaching for his corpse. She had a nice ass.

When staying at my friends place, I jerked off with his moms leather heels at night.

One time I did that faggoty finger wave thing. I don't know why I did it but it still keeps me up.

>>39142725
Was his mom hot?

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I once bought speed of a guy at a street corner because I needed to pull an all nighter
I didn't sleep for 3 days

>>39141766
might have given St. Elliot the courage he needed to become a saint a few years ago... :^3

>>39141766
I gave over 30k to a camwhore on chaturbate over the period of six months during private shows.

Having a 10/10 18 year old blonde moaning your name while masturbating makes it worth every penny.

Jerked off to an online conversation with a girl. Not a lewd one, just a regular one.

>>39141766
Eat shit on omegle

>>39141889
same here!! At A-kon (like 2 years ago)... I was 24 at the time, and she had birth-tier hips.

She had a Ciel cosplay, which made her look like a bride. I thought she looked around my age, but I guess my standards drift towards to "younger" side of the bell curve :^3

>>39141766
>Crossdressing with mom's clothes and shoving a little vibrator up my ass while moaning and acting like a whore.
>cumming in my mom's underwear despide she's 65 years old
Sometimes I think I'm the king of degeneracy and depravation then I remember there are women who have sex with animals while in bdsm and I feel better

>>39142795
Dude I got the same results with no money spent by catfishing. You're dumb as hell

>>39142944
I am a balding manlet in a country where it is illegal to get a prostitute.

>>39142755

Sort of.

Oregano for the oregano god.

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>>39142407
>Did gay shit with 37 y/o
Ewwwwwwwww

>>39141766
Get fucked by a tranny hooker

and loving it

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Once while I was at work I ate my coworkers french fries she threw in the trash can. I waited until she left the room and quickly ate them under a minute. I was hungry and they were delicious.

>>39142407
>Did gay shit with 37 y/o man at 23
Same but it was a transexual and I fucked him. He wasnt even femenine at all. I was drugged, I tried to see it like just another experience with a prostitute but I sure regret it

>>39142724
>jacking to jackie

Had a thing with my mom.

>>39142407
I hope you die slowly and painfully ;)

>>39143167
please post details in text that is green in color

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When I was 14 I stuck a plunger up my ass while I was jacking off in the shower.
Did it for about a week and never again.

I told my boss my sister was raped to get out of a particularly nasty day of work.

>>39143167
cucking your dad is the most alpha male shit possible

>>39141766
Did awful things to my body I wasn't ready for and called myself a nigger for some handsome white lawyer who is also married

>>39143167
Are you that chicano neet?

Filled up a girl with tons of alcohol cause I wanted my dick wet

[/spoiler]said girl was my little sister who just turned old enough to drink

>>39141766
used a wiimote as a dildo when i was 12
put my head in a toilet to give myself a swirlie because that was my fetish of the week for a week
i pushed and yelled my dog once when i was mad at her, nothing terrible but i still feel bad for it regardless and she's a complete sweetheart, turned 10 not that long ago
my record for jerking off in a day is about 5 times, nothing special but still above average and unhealthy
i did the whole "cum in a glass and drink it all" thing once and i hated it because moments after ejaculating you don't feel the urge to eat your cum anymore
i once cybered with a friend i know online and it felt like absolute shit and to this day me and him treat it as a "don't ever mention this again" thing
i'm trans and mtf but as i continue living my life as a male i question whether or not transitioning is necessary given the new interests and discoveries i've found in life, this isn't really weird or anything but i figured i'd throw that in there
if you can think of a fetish that's legal and not scat then i've probably been into it once
sometimes i go on /d/ just to enjoy the interesting art and not jack off
i don't have much time to talk to the people i currently know online so i've been in a two-week long streak lately of not talking to them and they're kinda irked about it
i kinda enjoy rekt threads despite their sadness because it makes me realize how fragile us humans really are
i don't really think i have any major mental issues but i feel like my personality is really inconsistent and it leans toward whatever my current interest is, instead of me just acting like myself (whatever that is) consistently
idk

>>39142998
maybe for you. I've seen some pretty attractive 37 year olds.

>>39143104
Sounds hot. What did they dress up in?

>>39141766
Had a softcore threesome with my gay brother (I'm a female) and another guy

>>39143247
Just like most beginning feats of great engineering. Great idea. Poor execution.

>>39142314
this was my Tuesday

Hey Tsu-chan/Bafbaf why'd you unadd me on Steam?
I know we haven't ERP'd in awhile but if you wanna do it again just let me know okay?
-S

>>39143438
A white dress and a little black thong. It may sound hot but it really wasn't. He was also a turbo-manlet, no doubt why he decided to transition lol.

Jerked off in a defense post (like a deer stand but with sand bags) in Afghanistan. Was about 7 in the morning and I'm just going to to town one myself. The post over looked part of a village and some haji came walking up to the post and looked at me. Pretty sure be knew what I was going. I just kept going while looking right at him. Sometimes when people ad me about my deployment over there I just think of his disapproving face and how it didn't even slow down my rate of fap.

when I was in college I would wait for my roomie to fuck his gf and I would play with his used condoms

I would also wait until saturday nights and lick piss off of the male bathroom seats in my dorm.

I think I need to see a psychiatrist, also op it's depraved not deprived

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>Fap occaisonally to BBC cuck porn
>National Socialist
>Recently joined organization

I just hope my secrets won't be revealed

Fingered my ass hole with a pen from school back when I was a teen, then I took it back.

>>39143580
Maybe not for you. Kind of a dick move leading them on to get your dick wet.

>>39143606
Oh yeah and a while later I saw some girl using it (it was a classroom spare pen with a uv light on it).

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>>39143629
My god yes. This is what makes it all worth it

>>39143602
What one did you join. I've been considering joining IE

>>39143602
You'll become the next Ernst Rohm, I hope you get murdered because of your degeneracy.

>>39143589
What strongpoint were you at? You 10th mountain?

>>39143661
It stank of shit afterwards and I didn't bother washing it, no idea what possessed me to put it in. Must have been doing homework on my bed as puberty started kicking in.

>>39143247
what's the sauce?
Is she a trap?

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if i get quads i will say

>>39143614
We talked a lot, I gave him a great time, I gave him a good dicking. I got my dick wet but I didn't even enjoy it I just wanted to know how fucking a trans/transvestite was like. And I was drugged so I didn't control my actions

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>>39141766
Took creepshots of a girl's feet in class and jerked off to it when I got home

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>>39143661
Tell me. Did she make a funny face when using it. Did she sniff it?

>>39143732
FOB PA in Kajaki with first marines. The FOB is gone now but Id like to believe that one of my piss bottles is still there. Semper kill tun tavern.

>>39143842
Honestly theres a couple of guys like you in every battle group. You cope how you can man. No harm done and nothing degenerate about your actions.

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>>39141766
>piled up nieces panties
>jerked off on them

My friends and I dug up a grave and poked at it with sticks and stared at the corpse for 10 minutes, all of us gagged at the stench but we were intrigued.
it still had flesh, several bugs were adorned on it's body, and it's mouth agape with eye's that I can only describe as hollow.
best experience 10/10.

>be me
>wake up
>go on the internet
>have an argument
>turn off computer
>cry
>cry even harder

>>39141766
l came here

>>39143629
hope she doesn't chew her pens

>>39144081
How do the bugs get into the coffin?

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The most pathetic thing I've done is tell myself I'm going to complete a small project within a few weeks.
That was 3 years ago, four in a few months.

The most deprived thing I do is fap to TG porn and self insert as the submissive in porn.

>>39144222
TG porn? like genderbent shit?

>>39141934
Same but for 15

>>39144185
It's like when rotting meat creates maggots and flies. Sometimes wood can create lizards when you burn it. The human body creates maggots and bugs when it decomposes.

This is basic science anon.

>>39141766
Hard vore
Guro
Traps because why not Japanese drawn only though anything else is disgusting tier.

>>39142827
Ciel from Tsukihime?

>>39143837
Honestly I can't remember, this must have been back in 2004. When I think back all I can see is her writing with the pink pen that had been up my ass the night before.

>>39144184
kek, I don't remember seeing the pen much after that so maybe she took it home too.

>>39144238
don't you mean 14 years ago

>>39144273
Black butler :^3

>>39143246
>Few years back started really feeling the want for a kid
>Too much browsing /r9k/ at the time and get it into my head to consider mom since she was the easiest option
>Had gotten into shape, kind of /fit/ so made a try of it
>Started being closer with her, showing interest, but kept subtle about what I wanted
>She didn't budge much at first but eventually gave in after being more physical with her
>Still gotta take it slow since what I really want isn't easy
>Nothing much first, try out a light relationship and keep the pace slow
>Overtime she comes to enjoy it and want it
>Everything starting to fall into place when go all the way with her and it starts to become normal for us
>A few "accidents" later and I got what I wanted

Most pathetic and desperate thing I've ever done, I drank the /r9k/ spam thread kool-aid too much. The worst part is I wasn't really into it or her, I just wanted the end result but faked it to get there. Looking back it was a huge mistake.

>>39144236
Yes guys turning into girls.

>>39144330
that sounds hot actually how is that deprived I'd love doing that to some short defenseless twink

>>39143589
If anyone says they've never done that they're lying

Hurt my pets. Not anymore though. It didn't feel good. I have mommy and daddy problems. I wish I was loved.

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>>39144184
I see you are also a man of fine tastes.

>>39142407
this is a pathetic things you did thread, not pathetic fucking loser's entire life is pathetic and disgusting thread.

>>39141766
jerked off in class
jerked off to sis in law
jerked off into my boxers

really, I need to jerkin it so much

>>39143602
sounds like your average national socialist, nothing to worry about friendo

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I once jerked off to a fic where the Hulk gets rapped until he's a crying mess. It was really fucked up because the writer talked a lot about how the Hulk was basically an angry kid in a giants body a lot.

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>>39144355
I don't know why but sometimes I see people throw TF/TG into the same grouping as loli and shota, sometimes even scat.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a cute girl!

>>39144477
alot of people with gender Dysphoria have this fetish its really not as fucked up as people think

This one happened by accident.
>walking back from the garage with the key in hand
>see a slug on the ground
>mash it up with the key
>key is covered in slime
>get back to the kitchen
>forget all about the slugs
>subconsciously put the key in my mouth
>remember where the key had been

I rushed to the bathroom and started throwing up, must have used a whole bottle of mouth wash trying to clean the slug slime from my mouth.

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>>39144477
You have patrician tastes.

>gender swap
>genderswap + race change
>gender swap + body swap
>gender swap + body swap + race change
>+ age regression/progression loli etc etc

It's my number one fetish because I want to be a girl.

>>39144547
me too Anon do you know any good TG hentai? or artists

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>>39143602
>>Fap occaisonally to BBC cuck porn
>>National Socialist

Every time

>>39144564
There was that one about the boy who gets gene therapy to save his life and becomes a girl. It's two episodes ong. He ends up becoming a turbo whore and gets pregnant.

But then the girl he liked gets gene therapy to have a dick, pays for his hooker service and fucks him while he's pregnant then they get married.

It's the one fucked up hentai with a happy ending. They have a legit sweet wedding at the end.

grabbed sisters hand while she was sleeping and jerked myself off
its the only sexual experience ive ever had

>>39142148
Tried fingering myself while jacking off three times, didn't really do anything for me.

>>39144644
Are you me? I did this to my cousin.

>that sensation when another human beings hand touches your dick

Unexplainable. I can't describe hoe good it feels to be touched sexualy.

The government should be doing something to save our fucking lives. We need physical human contact goddammit, it's killing us inside!

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told a girl i loved her even after finding out she fucked my best friend while we were together

>>39144624
meh I'v seen that one

>>39144711
i know right it made me cum in less than a minute i cant even imagine what a vagina will do to me

>>39144765
I can't find many like that I enjoy. I could do without the, becoming a whore and getting knocked up part though.

>>39144329
You had a baby with your mum? wtf

>>39144644
>made his sister jerk him off in her sleep
god damn anon, did she wake up? do you think she just pretended to sleep through it? did you cum? where did the cum go?

>>39144711
I got a bj from my cousin but I couldn't feel anything, like there was virtually no sensation.

I think my dick is broken honestly

>>39144329
That sounds fun though. Don't be such a sour puss, enjoy your mom/wife.

>>39144872
I got a bj from an inexperienced person and it felt like garbage. Got a bj later from a very experienced Asian hooker and it was the best. She had skill and technique.

It feels good when a professional does it basicly.

>>39144905
It wasn't that the technique was bad, it was that I couldn't feel a damn thing. She was running her tongue of my head and everything but I could barely feel it.

Feels bad man.

>>39144860
she didnt wake up
i think she was half asleep because she moved idk though and im still scared she knows wht happened but wont tell anyone and yes i did cum it all went on my stomach so i wiped it with napkins

>>39144950
try to do it again anon
if she was half awake and moving then she knew what was going on
and if she didn't snitch on you, then you can totally do it again

maybe imuoto will let you put your seed in her

>>39144937
I know what you mean. I've experienced bad bj's. I thought I hated them for years. But man, when you get a professional to do it right it's a whole new world.

I thought it would be terrible but I had to beg this hooker to stop because I was about to cum and wanted to save my dick for fucking her.

>>39144970
i probably will never do it again it was in a point of my life when i was really depressed and now i feel like im getting better and actually having women tht are interested in me

>>39144848
At the time it seemed easier than actually going out and finding a gf to do it with.

>>39144905
>mom/wife

Nothing like that, I was only in it for the kid.

>>39141766
I Photoshopped a girl who was my best friend to be nude once

Is that bad??? I deleted the image and try not to think about it but it isn't very nice

>>39144998
You gonna raise the kid to fuck it? Boy or girl?

Is it healthy at least?

>>39141766
I hug and cuddle my pillow to sleep because no girl wants me. They all leave me once they realize I'm a submissive but not a push over fuckboy they can walk all over. One girl destroyed my childhood teddy bear because it was "disgusting" that a man still slept with a teddy bear.

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>>39144238
That's really impressive, considering that 4chan hasn't existed for 15 years.

>>39144997
>gets his sister to give him a ghost handy in her sleep
>women are attracted to me

ok

>>39145015
4chan first went live in 2003.

>>39145030
Yes, and it's 2017 not 2018.

>>39145030
yeah, october.
so you're saying you started using 4chan day one?
fuck off you lying normienigger kill yourself

I spent $2300 on a fursuit

>>39145010
No I'd never do that, I just really wanted one. It's a girl, as far as we can tell and doctors seen she's perfectly healthy and normal. She's a toddler now so there's been a few years to watch and check for anything.

>>39145047
He's almost there.

>>39145048
Not the anon that posted.

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>attempted to have with sex my dog multiple times
>stole panties from someone who is way under the legal age
>made a hobby out of taking creep photographs
>catfished random girls with Chad photos then revealed myself weeks into the relationship hoping that they'll care about me regardless

Last one obviously ended in failure.

>>39142795
>30k
>30 fucking thousand dollars for some probably generic blond roastie

Anon why didn't you buy a nice car or pay your rent or something instead

>>39145024
people change dude.and it was a really long time ago.
i was going through puberty back then and i was thinking with my dick

>>39141766
Craigslist hookups to force myself to stop being asshurt about being raped as a kid.
Worked out pretty well all things considered. Used fake names and temporary emails, can't get traced back to me very easily.

>>39145083
He would have over a year to go, if and only if he wasn't a lying nigger.

>>39142795
>30k
You could have fucked a beautiful young woman every week for 1.25 years with that money.

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>>39145065
What kind? Please tell me it was at least the kind with tits.

I'd have spent that money on pic related though.

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>>39145121
Or this one. I really need to save up.

>>39145121
No it's a thicc digitigrade girly fennec thing, I never really decided on a particular species. It's helped me get laid at least since I can hide my ugly deformed fucking face.

>>39141766
Visit 4chan on a regular basis.

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>>39145141
Or this one.

Quick question to sex doll owners. How legal is it to buy and own a sex doll that looks like a flat chested little Japanese girl?

Because, I mean, this thing i'm talking about is cute as fuck. I want it.

Every once in awhile on reddit (like dirty r4r), I'll fish for single moms and try to see if they'll show their kids porn I provide. Ostensibly it's fantasy and written as such, but I secretly hope some of them are real

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>>39145170
I've considered buying one like pic related just to get laid.

Is it easy? Do you fuck or get fucked?

>>39145219
I'm confused, I assume that you're a dude. Why would you think that dressing as a female furry would get someone to let you put your dick in them?

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>>39145217
>he visits reddit

What the actual fuck? That's the most retarded thing in the whole thread.

I still remember the first time I ever heard of reddit. It was on /v/ in 2009. I was gone for a week, come back and everyones using "le" in front of everything so naturally I think it's just /v/ fucking around with a new may may but then people start throwing reddit around so I get curious and look it up.

I could not for the life of me navigate that fucking website. It's so fucking oddly designed and stupid looking.

How many redditers just fucking hang out here like it's normal anyway?

>>39145194
Those things are getting confiscated in every western country now. The lolidoll dream is over.

>>39145256

I was the same way. It takes a bit to get used to the user interface, but otherwise it's useful for having extended conversations with specific people while still retaining some degree of anonymity.

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>>39145251
I'm a guy. I just want to dress as a female furry and fuck/get fucked by people.

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>>39141766
I was once hungry but lazy, so I ate my cum

>>39144329
how did you do to get her into having sex with you? how did you plan it? how was the progress and sex? how is your relationship now? you still having sex? anal? what was her opinion? explain it extensively, pls

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>>39145257
FUCK! Do they not realize that that's the only thing that could curb my pedo lust?

Fucking hell, it's not even hurting anyone. What about pic related? It's about 100cm (4 ft I think) and has giant tits. Is this legal?

>>39145219
Most furries are gay so you don't have to pretend to be a girl. Getting laid as a furfag is the easiest thing in existence, if you go to a con it's guaranteed to happen. Doodle some lineart until you come up with a sona you like, pay an artist like $5-$15 to make an actual ref sheet and then commission a fursuit if you're really interested in it. There's tons of different makers. You also don't have to go crazy with 600 different colors and a bright neon dick or something, more neutral colors and even generic gray wolf/orange foxes are fine. Don't let people tell you what you should have.

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>>39145281
I just cannot get into it. Sometimes I do google searches that lead me there and the comment chains make no sense. Why have to sign up for it anyway?

What's wrong with message boards? the 4chan message board format is perfection. I hate forums and forum culture, I hate moderators that throw their weight around, upvotes and post counts and people that have posses of dick sucking faggots.

>>39145322
Easily legal. They really just don't like the dolls with delicious flat chests.

>>39145367

Simple answer: private messages. It's like putting out an ad ("Single moms") in the right place and then they respond, rather than doing it out in public like here on 4chan

Took upskirt pics of a friend

>>39145344
Oh anon, you seem to misunderstand. I don't want the female fursuit to pretend to be a girl. I don't want to hide that i'm a guy. I'm way into futa, it's about living out a fantasy.

I want to be a curvy girl with big tits and a cock. You see? The male form doesn't do much for me so ideally i'd want to fuck other female fursuiters with guys in them.

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>>39145374
Fucking assholes. They don't understand at all.

Having a flat chested loli doll would even my life out greatly. Who do they think they are protecting?

>>39141766

> orbit this girl
> develop obsession
> starting at her pictures for hours
> collect them in muh folder
> get her dox so I don't lose her after she ghosts me
> I'm a legit stalker now

>>39145432
I can't bring myself to obsess this much over someone. I appreciate the dedication though. I kinda admire people who can commit this hard.

>>39141766
>been on this website everyday since the beginning
my life is a joke

>>39141902
are you the anon that gave the doggo a handy?
or the one that did the succ?
or the one that took the knot?
or the one that tried?
lots of casual zoos here

>>39145316
The whole process happened over some time and slowly pushing it along. Going as far as sex took a lot longer and more work of pushing her to wanting it but it's not like it suddenly happened right away. Before that we were already making out often enough and had gone as far as third base. Going the full way just took getting her horny enough for it. The planning was a little complex but I based it on how interested she was. My goal was to seduce her so I didn't want to just push hard and rush into it and make her regret things. So I tried to always be subtle about it, not like some mastermind manipulator I just didn't want to seem desperate or come off as a horn dog. The progress and the sex was actually pretty awful since I wasn't attracted to her and wasn't into incest really. I did what needed to be done but I always felt pretty grossed out and tried to hide it obviously.

The relationship now is in a weird place. She still wants there to be something between us I think but I don't want it. The good news is that with a kid now things are always busy so there's not really time for a relationship. She always enjoyed it though and it got to where she wanted and pushed for things between us. Never did anal since I was only after a kid, and tried to only do it doggy so I didn't have to look at her.

>>39145394
You can certainly do that. Big tits on fursuits look kind of weird to me but go for it if you want.

>>39141766
I piss in the sink almost any time I use the bathroom.

>>39145455
>tfw only found 4chan in 2004 and spent all my time on /h/
>leave
>come back years later, 2006/2007-ish
>all the magic is dying
>2008/2009-ish
>browse everyday
>havn't left since

I spent pretty much my entire adult life here. I'm 32 now. I have nothing to show for myself.

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>Beat up a cat several times when I was around 10
>Tried to fuck it
>Fingered dog pussy when I was about 11 or 12
>Jerked off with a pair of my mom's silk panties several times around 14
>Jerked off to pictures of my cousin multiple times

I hate my child self, God, I'm a scumbag and I wish I could go back to beat the shit out of me.

>>39145432
I've done this before. I've found every single account and photo that a girl has ever posted online and then I obsess over her, as well as her dox. This girl posts on 4chan too and I've even recognized some of her posts before because of her writing style and the things she mentions. I don't know how I do it, I guess I just get lucky but I've found a bunch of posts made by her on various boards, I've even responded to her before on here and she has no clue its me.

>>39141766
Masterbated to anime

>>39145413
It makes me upset too, brother.

All this wealth. All this technology. But I can't stick my dick in a silicone replica of a 12 year old girl.

>>39145531
How degenerate was the anime though?

>>39145507
>tfw did a bunch of beastiality stuff
>molested and fucked loli relatives
>turned some of them into sex obsessed fujos
>molest some more
>fuck a lot of hookers
>a lot
>abuse my body with drugs and alcohol constantly
>nearly arrested in a foreign country for accidentally getting mixed up in a major federal crime that could have gotten me ten years in a singapore prison

I hate myself more than anyone else ever could. I don't deserve good things. I'm fucking awful.

>>39141766
One time I was at my friend's house and his little sister went somewhere with her mom. I saw her dirty socks left in the living room so when my friend went to the bathroom, I ran downstairs and grabbed the socks. They didn't smell like much, it was subtle but I still kept them. Blowed so many loads into the socks for a few weeks until they started to get crusty and hard. Shit was cash.

>>39145550
that all sounds fucking outstanding

>>39145550
It sounds like you've had fun though. I hate this fucking mentality of "I'm going to act like a piece of shit and then regret it and hate myself."

Own it, faggot. You wanted all that so be happy you got it.

>>39145485
Hang on, so you actually did impregnate her and she gave birth to your child?

>>39141766
Sniffed my aunts bra while jerking and panties as well
Stealing panties from public laundry

>>39145322
>iamdollusa
>1am USA
neat.

>>39145485
Fucking unreal stuff right here.
>I didn't actually want to fuck my mum, I just wanted to have a kid

In fact I call bullshit.

>>39145576
>>39145578
I feel bad about the molesting and fucking the lolis the most. There's a stretch of molested girls from America to Asia.

I'm high on pills as I type this. I stole $1000 from a major scam artist and spent it all on hookers and beer in a foreign country. I don't feel bad about that.

>>39145550
>mixed up
what was it? greentext pls.

>>39145619
I want to buy one of them but I don't know which website to buy from.

1 am usa looks legit but there's three more.

Smelled and masturbated with a pair of one of my sister's friends panties whenever she sleeps over and they go out in the morning for breakfast or something. Its so fucking hot because its always the same pair and its always a little smelly.

That, and desperately searching for attractive males around 20 on craigslist to either suck off or suck me off while I'm drunk. Never did anything though.

>>39145637
I was in Southeast Asia and needed money and a Nigerian scammer got me into helping him but I got away with it along with a thousand bucks of his money.

The cops let me off due to ignorance, which was true.

When I was in gr7 on ass slap day I kept my hand on this girl's ass for the whole day, she sat next to me.

>>39143291
Anon could you explain please ? My spider senses are going berserk !

>>39145648
>always the same pair
She wore the same pair on the same day of the week, every time or something?
>>39145665
>ass slap day
That sounds fun, we just had chest rub day at my school.

>>39145592
That was the end goal, yes.

>>39145621
She's not hot or anything and I was never into her, like I said it was out of stupid desperation.

>>39145680
Get the kid checked for the autism, seriously. Not trolling.

>>39145631
>I stole $1000 from a major scam artist and spent it all on hookers and beer in a foreign country.
Golden. Can I ask how these loli encounters happened? How did you get away with it?

>>39145507
>going back in time
>not fucking yourself

>>39145707
>not threewaying doggo

>>39145676
>chest rub day
The fuck is that? Also one time I slapped this girl's ass she gave a cute screech before murdering my ass.

>>39145729
>Not getting locked in a room and fucked by dog after dog until your asshole is nothing but a gaped mess of animal cum

>>39145676
I don't know, she just conveniently always wears those panties while she comes here and then changes and leaves those particular purple ones behind in the morning. She only sleeps over every few weeks.

>>39145698
>how did you get away with it

I know how to handle lolis so they don't talk. You just gotta be cool with them. Make them want it on their own.

I feel bad for fucking them up though.

>>39145762
She wears them and leaves them for you, dummy.

>>39145256
I too only heard about it from here. It's good for reading the headlines on the mobile app but the community is probably the worst of any website aside from stuff like 9gag

>>39145756
What? If you go back in time you can have a threesome with your doggo.
>>39145763
>want it
Like peanut butter but sprinkles what the fuck that's gross and disturbing anon. Please do not. Lolis are not for lewd.

>>39145802
>go back in time and have a threesome with your doggo.
>not taking a bunch of sexually mature pups with you to run the sled on your younger self.

>>39145763
It sounds like those little cumbunnies consented. Why guilt yourself over that?

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>>39145802
I know, I know. I'm living in poverty right now in a run down trailer in the middle of nowhere.

Hopefully i'll die here.

>>39145763
How old were these lolis?

>>39145777
It's nice to think about but there is no way she knows I do what I do. I always put them back the way I find them.

>>39145847
I feel bad about taking their innocence, which is my fetish. Destroying innocence.

But now i've developed a fetish for pure innocence. Now I feel like I revere it and want to protect it. I can't stand seeing kids lose their innocence now. Even though destroying innocence is my fetish.

It's an abstract kind of hell.

>>39145865
9, 10, 12 etc.

>>39142725
This reminds me of being a desparate middle schooler and sneaking into my friends' sisters' rooms and licking the inside of their bras. Then I'd put them back and later jerk it to the thought of my saliva touching their tiddies. Good times.

>>39145839
>not timejumping in a loop, breeding the dogs to be the ultimate doggo sex slaves while teaching your younger self how to carry on the plan and then killing yourself, over and over, to live an undying nonlife of eternal and perfected doggo fucking

>>39144329
>>39145485
this is like a hentai plot gone wrong

>>39145870
You see those 7s in my previous post? That always means an assumption I've made is correct. Let me tell you that I assumed that this girl originally wore these panties with the thought of you seeing them, and then you did. Now it's a thing. This girl obviously likes you.

>>39145927
See the 9s in this post? That always means you might need to get checked for schizophrenia.

>>39144329
Does the kid know t's the product of incest or did you lie about who the dad is and pretend you're just a brother?

Compulsively shaved my arms for 6 years.

>>39145923
The absolute pinnacle of human science and engineering.

>>39145937
>He didn't even get dubs
Pfffft. Yeah right idiot. You're just jealous of my powers of chan-divination.

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>>39141766
I just fapped to my first RP ever on Discord. I feel ashamed but it also felt SO FUCKING GOOD.

>>39145927
Damn I didn't even notice those trips. Nice. You're probably right, I should ask her out.

>>39145963
Nice. I'm a big RP'er myself. What kinda rp?

>>39145485
Kentucky seems like a magical place.

>>39145991
Mario. I was Daisy and someone else was Waluigi. Shit was cash.

>>39145991
It was a pretty pathetic scenario involving a niche fetish of mine. Depending on your view it either involved cuckolding or a threesome.

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>>39145963
Would you reccomend it? Honestly, I was thinking about doing something like that.

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Either when I jerked off to BBC themed self degradation, a guy farting noisily and wetly, or over unflushed, shitty toilets. Or I'm hard thinking about each rn

>>39146004
Do you do yuri RP's? Gender swap, body swap. race swap, all three?

>>39146034
No, I'm really only into size fetishes. Giantess, giant, shrinking, that kind of thing (although I have basically no standards as long as it involves macrophilia)

>>39146048
I'm way into yuri, slice of life, romance etc lately.

One of my characters is also basically a punching bag for people. She's for dark rp involving depression, suicide, rape, snuff or just general sad and tragic stuff.

She's also for lovin tenderly if that's their thing.

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>>39146048
Hey, I do that. Nice to see someone with patrician tastes

>>39146069
>do rp like this with someone
>start to like them
>move toward more tender stuff
>they get weird and stop rp'ing with me

>Jerked off right next to female (female) friend when she was asleep during other friends sleepovers.

My dick was literally cm away from her face. I also put her hair strands in my mouth, idk why. She probably knows about this but won't say anything for the sake of our relationship and because she's been psycologically messed up from a past rape.

>>39146075
Oh, cool, always nice to see someone who share's your fetish.

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>>39146119
Aww no, I love it when that happens. Sometimes turning a tragedy into a romance is a nice surprise. I mean, I do bad ends too but good ends are welcome.

I use Mei Aihara as my character face. Fair skin, long black hair, blue eyes. A sweety. She doesn't deserve bad things to happen to her but they do anyway sometimes.

My favorite tag line was from Drag Me to Hell. "Even good people go to hell."

>>39146157
You sound fun to rp with than.

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>>39146197
I've been told i'm pretty decent. I try my best.

I think what people like about me is my ability to roll in different directions or try new things.

Lately i'm into amputee stuff. I've made my character an amputee after a car accident, Bikko style.

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>>39141766
Jerk off and cum while at the same time taking a shit in the toilet. I felt extreme shame and haven't done it ever since. Disgusting when I think back on it.

>>39146264
You're really only multi-tasking. If you're gonna spend time masturbating you might as well double up and do it while doing something you have to do.

>>39141766
>jerked off into a friend's gf's panties while I visited his place one time
>anally masturbated with a toy lightsaber when I was young
>let a 50 year old Hispanic man give me a blowjob so I could get cocaine from him
>had sex with an Asian guy and made him crossdress
>fucked a black girl
>jerked off to bestiality and guro

>>39146278
I did that before and now I'm turned on by spreadsheets :(

>went over to a friends house
>really wanted to fuck them but couldn't cause honor bound
>precuming like crazy while hanging out
>use their bathroom
>take their toothbrush and scrub all the precum off my dick
>put the toothbrush back
>next time I see them I know they had my cum in their mouth

I filmed myself making sexual posts and masturbated to it. Felt good because of how wrong it was at the time but the next day I felt disgusted with myself and never did it again.

>>39146398
poses not posts

It was like I was able to dissociate that it was me and it creeped me out.

>>39142513
I thought you looked kind of robotish. Yea i do

>>39142513
Did anon rob you?

>>39142407
Huh. 1,2,3, and 5 would've gotten you lashed to a cross in a perfect world. Shame.

>>39141934
This almost. I mostly quit for a year after realizing I was spending anywhere from 10 to 16 hours a day lurking but obviously I couldn't resist.
Nostalgia or the need to distract to avoid a complete depressive breakdown always bring me back.
On the plus side, it's no exaggeration to say I have well over 100k pics saved from here, at least 90% being cute 2D girls.

>>39144125
Really wow that is deprived?

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>>39142407
All of this would've been okay because that's your business, but
>Killed a cat by playing basketball with it being the ball

I just thought I'd pop in to say you've got depraved and deprived confused.

>>39146764
They become depraved because they have been deprived.

>>39146772
Or deprived because of how depraved.

when my first online relationship person dissappeared I wanted to believe they would come back and since they were the best thing to happen in my life I undertook training with a seemingly benovelant old man, online to become more submissive and live for my partner.
I did all sorts of shitty things but the worse was drinking my own piss. Eventually as expected he wanted me to live for him and move in with him; I maybe starved for affection but I have standards so of course I cut the whole thing off.
It was pretty funny when he started to try and twist the whole thing and make it about him and he would say when you cum think of my face. Don't do BDSM with old farts.

>>39146923
Are you a girl or gay twink? If neither why on earth would you think being more submissive would make you more appealing to a woman?

>implying no women like submissive men

>>39145490
I am not alone in this world. It just seems more economical and it's the right height without me bending down etc. also i only usually do this when I'm drunk .
Other than that, once when I was about 13 my best friend and I went fishing. Fishing was our shit when we were kids. At the lake we went to, frogs were spawning and there were tons of little tadpoles and tiny baby frogs. Ultimately, he ended up with a bunch , like 50, little frogs cupped in his hands. He was excited to show me. He let me peek in and I smashed his hands together hard. Squished em all. We never did really reconcile.

When I was younger I drew a picture of a man squeezing a lion's nut sack and then I whacked off to it. My mom found it and showed dad and it was just really strange to me, they didn't know it was my one-tine fap material but it was just odd having to explain how I like to draw animals having their balls destroyed by poachers or whatever.

I guess that's not too deprived, just strange.

I let people treat me like a dog on the daily, it's my life style sort of.

>>39147178
Anon why the fuck would you do that? Holy shit.

>>39141766
Jerked off in a public restroom stall at a NA meeting, while I was in rehab.

>>39147281
Dunno man. I like to look at gore now, if that's related. I don't get off to it it's just interesting. Guess life isn't sacred to me or whatever

>>39147327
I mean even if you don't care about baby frogs you should have at least realized your friend wouldn't want the goopy insides of 50 of them all over his hands. Shit sounds disgusting.

>>39141766
>went to a sleep away camp and pooped in a trash can because I was scared of clogging the toilet

>pooped in a ditch in front of my friend

>dropped a cake on the floor and served it to customers

>slept in period blood stained sheets for weeks

>pretend to not hear people when they are calling my name

>hide in supermarkets when I see someone I know

>>39147362
>slept in period blood stained sheets for weeks
Are you a girl?

>>39147370
Duh I wouldn't sleep in someone else's blood anon

>>39147401
Why didn't you just soap and water that shit? Period blood can pretty much always be washed out.

>>39147421
I just slept on the other side of the bed.

>>39147445
But it's so easy to wash it out.

If i had to pick probably dressing up like a girl to then listen for sissyfing hypno files and hands free cream my pantsu 2 or 3 times during said audio.

I pissed sitting and wore panties for weeks after that.

>>39147234
Hahaha holy shit I can only imagine what your parents must think of you.

>>39141915
was it a dora toothbrush?

>>39146617
You're worried about those and not the playing basket ball with a cat?

>>39141766
>masturbated to a picture of a dead person (I have no idea why)
>read shota and loli
>did cocaine that was laced apparently
>got molested by an old guy and liked it
>got so drunk I pissed myself and threw up in my bed
>went to just talk to a friend, ended up blowing him

Some of the things I feel guilty about

>>39146617
Murdering a cat is worse than fucking your cousin anon.

masturbated to extreme anal whilst putting things up my ass

>>39146617
>implying shitty ugly greedy asshole humans are worth more than a cute cat
what are you, a faggot?

>>39141766
>hacking in a 10 year old dead video game and telling some kid who was probably 14 that was mad that I hoped his dad beat him, he left shortly after saying "fuck you" to me
>crying in bathroom stalls throughout high school
>being beat for years on end by my gf/bullies and doing nothing about it
>dropping out of a semester and wasting a shit ton of money because I couldn't handle people looking at me even if they weren't
>cheated on/abandoned lots of girls online once they lost their use in boosting my low self esteem/ego

Maybe suicide is the answer.

>>39142795
what a fucking idiot holy shit. this shit is why hookers are so expensive. because you idiots will pay anything for fucking livecams let alone sex. I hate you so much

>>39141766
Came on my own face
Feels bad man

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when i was 9 i used to put m&ms on the floor to b8 my dogs and when they lick it i would hit them

>i dont understand why
when they learned not to lick it i would tell them to so i could hit them again

i know it sounds bad and i feel like a degenerate for even remembering this, im sorry

>i miss you maggie and lily

>>39142407
i'd still be your friend after hearing all that brah

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>>39143374
>put my head in a toilet to give myself a swirlie because that was my fetish of the week for a week

Holy shit my sides

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>>39143374
>fetish of the week for a week
wat

was fapping to my fat crush from highschool photos on instagram, right after nutting started crying and couldnt sleep for the whole night

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>Spent several months going around my neighborhood stealing bras/panties
>Sneaking into people's yards and shitting/pissing all over things while drunk
>Sneaking into the neighbor's yard and cumming into a little girl's panties, then putting them back on the line
> Going to parties with barely an invitation, waiting till everyone passes out, then stealing everything not nailed down
>Cumming on my sister's face while she slept
>Jacking off into moms/sisters/aunts underwear
> Fapping to toddlercon
> Crossdressing and fucking my ass with dildos on chaturbate
> getting drunk until 4am on the regular
> Bottle/sink pissing

That about covers it.

>>39142407
>Fucked my cousin
>Fucked a 12 y/o at 22

Story?/Stories?

>>39142407
How did you play baskwtball with a live cat? When exactly did it die?

>>39142746
Most aggregious thing in this thread. Shame on you.

intentionally broke my family's old dog's legs once. no shame or regret, it was an annoying ratdog that wouldn't shut up.

>>39143346
Did you get your dick wet? How do you sleep knowing you raped your sister?

>>39141766
wore a japanese school uniform
i hate myself for enjoying it

i played this game yesterday
https://milovana.com/webteases/showtease.php?id=34170

>>39145303
I lived off of my own cum for a whole day. I masturbated (and ate it) 13 times. It was the day i discovered porn when i was 13.

>>39141902
greentext please
Very opriginal post 123

This thread is proof robots don't deserve to be loved

>>39141766
>buy big mac
>insert penis
>eventually cum
>burger is all destroyed
>put it on plate
>eat with fork
just

>>39141766
pretender to have cancer so my family takes pitty of me

>>39144315
gay ass animay

>>39143374
>i don't really think i have any major mental issues but i feel like my personality is really inconsistent and it leans toward whatever my current interest is, instead of me just acting like myself (whatever that is) consistently.

Story of my sorry life

>>39143450
>/Brother is a pimp
New thread confirmed

>>39143742
Idk why puberty never hit me while my doing homework

I tried to jack off a dog once when I was 11, but stopped when I realized, "Ew, this is gross."

Another one is that I had a long-distance bf back in high school, but I was completely unaware that I was bipolar (turns out it was bipolar I, rapid cycling), so my moods changed a ton and took it out on him. The way we ended up together I'm ashamed of. I think I may have pressured him into the relationship. I was a bad gf. He broke up with me after a year, cut off all contact, and never spoke to me again. I was, and I'm ashamed to admit this, kind of yandere for him, so I kept e-mailing him and I even sent him one of my childhood toys. I was a wreck for months, but looking back, I definitely deserved it. He didn't deserve my mean treatment, and I hope he ended up better off, strengthened his friendships, and has a nice woman. It took me a year to completely get over him.

I've been on meds for years for other mental illnesses, too, and go to therapy for them. I'm a completely different person now.

>>39144547
>not wanting to be a little north korean girl
>not wanting to be that cute
Truly pathetic picture. I need more for research purposes.

>>39145382
Guess he has gone on Reddit to try his luck out kek

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>>39145694
>Your kid can't be autistic if you yourself are

Y'all need God. This thread is unholy autism.

>>39151647
We are beyond any god's help.

>>39151364
>I was, and I'm ashamed to admit this, kind of yandere for him

No you're not, you want attention from all the guys here with nonexistent self esteem, who would give anything for a girl as devoted to them as the ones in their Chinese cartoons. And it's working

>>39151189
I never watched it, but I recognized the loli's cosplay (actually I didn't, but his brother/bf's cosplay gave it away) :^3

>tfw you might never find a loli with those birthing hips again (unless you go to a poor country and "adopt" one)

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>>39141766
Posted this many times before
>at small party
>alcohol involved
>start to hit it of with girl
>girl gets alcohol spilt on shirt
>lend her one of mine
>get cucked
>feelsbadman.jpg
>party ends
>go home with shirt
>smells like her
>put it on pillow
>sleep next to it
>mfw scented anime wifu pillow
>gave me best nights sleep in years
>after three weeks sent goes away
>struggle to sleep again
>feelsbadman.jpg
>would do it again in a heartbeat

>took electives during high school I either hated or didn't give a fuck about or both just to be in the same class as my oneitis more often (she was a year younger than me so we never had core classes together)
>took at least 75 creepshots of said oneitis from across classrooms
>went to the local library and paid 20 cents per color page to print out these images starting from when I had 10 or so
>posted those images on my closet walls to look at all the time, at night I'd put my shirts somewhere else and just sit and be "in her presence"
>kept them posted until this past April, 3 years after graduating and 2 after last seeing her

>through a series of events involving the state voting registry I managed to obtain her cell number, made threads about the adventure here
>called her after she texted me wondering who I was
>talked for like 2 hours straight basically about my pathetic life and how happy I was to talk to her and then she said if I ever needed to talk that I could call but not to expect much as she's busy and didn't want to commit to it
>next time I try calling months later, I find out my number's blocked

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>>39151482
Here you go my friend. Original comment. Fuck the robot.

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>>39152812
I always liked this one a lot too. If you pay attention you can see who switched with who.

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>>39152826
>tfw you will never become a qt Asian girl

>used to sneak into my older sister's room when no one was home and go through her underwear drawer
>didn't like her dirty stuff because I thought it smelled nasty and looked dirty, but the clean stuff turned me on
>at first I would just look at it and jack off
>then I started wearing her bras and panties and jacking off while wearing them
>once took a pair of her panties and wore it outside on errands as if it was mine, but I hated it
>eventually start wearing her tank tops and short shorts because I would imagine how fuckable she looked in them >bathing suits too, used to take them and wear them in the shower
>started to like pissing myself in her panties
>also randomly discovered the fun of burning the garments so they looked distressed and fapping to it, probably a capture fantasy
>one day, my dick got to big to be comfortable in the panties
>realize my sister isn't even hot
>feel completely disgusting every time I see her panties in the laundry room
Weirdest part is that I'm not gay, bisexual or a trap or into traps at all.

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i beat the shit out my mom while she was struggling with cancer

>had an abusive mother
>would slap me around whenever we argued ever since i was a kid
>one day she finds out she has breast cancer
>she's still my mother so i cry and feel bad
>one day we both start arguing
>gets in my face and starts her usual bully routine
>stop and think and realize i have nothing to lose because I'm a failure anyway
>proceed to beat the shit out of her harder than my dad ever did
>little sisters scream in horror as they hear our mom moan, whimper, and beg for mercy
>go to jail for only a few months because I was a minor at the time

>>39151911
>I'm a completely different person now
Anon, I'm not remotely close to yandere anymore. They way I behaved was pathetic and depraved, so of course I'm ashamed to admit it. Now I'm into vanilla love.

>>39153048
Did you feel bad? Sounds like it was reckoning time for the bitch. I hate abusive parents.

>have trouble falling asleep
>start stroking/petting my own hair
>feel comfortable and start falling asleep
>realize how pathetic that is
>proceed to stay up for 3 hours thinking about how shit your life is

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Tried to fuck the cat when i was 12

>>39153048
Don't become like your parents, please

>>39153176
of course i feel bad, it's my mom

but she's still a fucking bitch who brings it up during every conversation, she's like the mom from Tony Soprano for reference

at this point i don't give a shit i start talking back to her telling her my favorite moments from when i kicked her ass, then we both creepily laugh at each other

>>39153232
it's too late, i'm just as evil and manipulative as my mom. and just as full of rage and unsympathetic as my dad

if i ever have kids i'll definitely see a therapist and try not to pass this shit on senpai, thanks for the concern

>>39143750
>what's the sauce?
Sarina Valentina

>Is she a trap?
Yes.