How's your experience with Tinder been so far, robot?

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mfw OP is a tinderfag

>can't pick out songs to add to my "anthems"
>Have to make a duplicate facebook profile because my main account is too autistic
>can't take selfies

I give up, it's either I meet someone in person or die alone.

>>39140133
Shit, it only works if you're super hot.

Plus the algorithm will dick you over after the first two days.

Got 8 matches in the first 4 days of using it and then got absolutely nothing after that thanks to the algorithm.

I will swipe right 100 times every 12 hours for a week straight and the only match I will get is a bot.

Back in 2014 when it had unlimited swipes I only got 1 conversation and then I pussied out in telling her I'm 5'4. I deleted it and I don't think I'll do any better now.

>>39140205
Are ypu swiping right on every girl?

>>39140133
I've honestly had great results. I'm juggling 3 different girls from tinder right now

>>39140240

Not every girl, I'll swipe left on the ugly, fat and single parents.

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found this qt trap, sadly she didn't like me back

>>39140324
brazil? she's pretty qt senpai

>>39140283
so pretty much everyone once the algorithm decides you're undesirable

>>39140450

They didn't need an algorithm to figure that out.

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>>39140443
>brazil?
yeah

>she's pretty qt senpai
i know, but i think she only likes Chad ;_;

bought it last october, got a good few thousand swipes in at least. 20 odd matches, maybe half a dozen of which ever responded to my custom crafted opener, one of which stuck to the conversation and then unmatched mid sentence.

meh

>>39140510
He's 16 though. Is that legal in Brazil?

>>39140510
>i think she only likes chad
Aw, this robot just became self aware. Cute

Have gotten exactly 0.0 matches

>>39140571
>Is that legal in Brazil?
yes. you can't get "her" to a motel though

>>39140571
yes, legal age here is 15

>>39140133
I am about 4/10 and i only use super likes, go through about 200 people daily to weed out stacies.

I pretty much always get matches this way

>get shitload of matches
>fuck up every single convo
Never again

>4 matches
i hate my fuckin life bros

>used it since novermber 2016
>not a single match

i only got 2 likes apparently but that was after i allowed guys to check my profile

Met a girl last year on it. We dated for about 5 months. We broke up abruptly with a lot of hurt feelings. I don't use it much anymore . Last week I messaged a new match and opened with something like " beautiful , smart and tall. Tell me more" and she instantly gave me her phone number. I might buy the paid version when university starts up again. I've been told that it really increases your matches.

I don't understand. I get a decent amount of likes (for a guy) but you HAVE to swipe right on everyone. I even have 1 or 2 women talk to me first once a week. Make sure you have good photos and an interesting enough profile.

>>39140133
0 swipes within 25 mile radius and deleted that shit

>>39140133
pretty good, had a hookup with it last night. Though another girl I hooked up with thanks to it a few months is starting to scare me because her Borderline self destructive nature is coming out and idk how to deal with it.

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>put a nice pic of me shirtless looking good
>get a few matches
>a couple of girls start talking to me
>I reply nicely but at the same time acting cool and flirty
>they actually want my dick
>I just stop replying because I know I wont be able to go meet them IRL because since I left psych meds it's hard to talk to people or even leave the house
>MFW wasting these opportunitties
>MFW wasting my youth
>MFW wasting my looks
>MFW they are probably sluts so just having sex with them will only leave me with an even great void

Tinder in LA: 1 in 50 girls is worth swiping right, almost never get matches.

Tinder in Tokyo: 7 out of 10 girls are worth swiping, tons of matches (Got like 30 in a day, almost all cute), lots of messages and convos. Sadly I didn't try until a couple of days before leaving and nothing went anywhere. I'll definitely try from day 1 next time I'm there.