>BAWWW I'M A VIRGIN So pay a whore to fuck, idiots

whores don't break true virginity, only false virginity
one must be desired and loved for the true virginity to be abolished

You stupid cunt, its not about the sex, but the qualities needed to attain enough trustworthness and social credibility to be able to successfully get the girl. You dont just man up Luke you snap your fingers.

>>39139284
Virginity is virginity you dumbass.

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>paying a whore
>so you come to the realization while shes riding you that most of man get this for free and better
>then you procced to kill her and the guy in the other room

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>>39139284
I had sex for the first time at age 23 during Burning Man with a 40 something hippie while we were drunk off our asses. We talked about music for a while and parted.

Never saw her again

Doesn't sound like love to me
>>39139309
>Not about the sex
...are you gay?

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>>39139284
>one must be desired and loved

the only people capable of that are mothers, so good luck.

>>39139319
Did you simply get a hooker then?

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>>39139445
So, only true way to lose virginity is to sex own mother!?

> it's another episode of full fledged normalfaggot man-slut stops by to hand out pretentious "advice", fully oblivious to how unoriginal and unfunny he is

sage

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>>39139540
>If you want to have sex, then pay a bitch

If that sounds pretentious to you, you probably lack some chromosomes

>>39139284
>whores don't break true virginity, only false virginity
fuck off roastie robots get what they pay for

>>39139251
>So pay a whore to fuck, idiots
It's not the virginity that I care about, it's the fact that I'll never be loved

Whores don't love you, just your money

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>if you want to have sex, bitch and moan like some beta faggot on a catoneese basket weaving forum about how you never get any

>>39139251
I got HIV from a prostitute. It's not worth it guys. Don't make my mistake

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>>39139764
It's not true! I swear the girl I was with the other night really liked me!

>>39139871
Tell us your tale, Anon.

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>>39139764
Women cannot love anyone but their kids

Stop whining cuz you want chicks to love you like mummy-dear

>>39139251
It's not even the virginity that kills me it's the fact that I am a complete outcast in society. Shits only going to get worse.

>>39139956
Society is a meme

Everyone is a 100% self-interested schmoozer

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>>39139924
It's not even much of a tale. I picked a cute girl on backpage that seemed clean and kind of new because I was worried about stds. She was expensive and made me wear a condom so I felt good the whole thing. While we were fucking the condom broke but I didn't notice because it was my first time. I didnt get tested after cause I never got any symptoms but I always worried about it so I got tested a few years later and yep...

>>39139534
Not for chad but for you, yes.

>>39139309
But losers on r9k don't have those qualities.

>>39139284
Who in their right mind would desire a robot though?

>>39139251
Don't fall for the whore meme the suck

>>39140040
99.9% sure this is bullshit, you fear-mongering cunt. The odds are nearly impossible. Post timestamped diagnosis or confirmed for horseshit.

>>39140182
You think I just walk around with that in my pocket all day? I try to do anything I can to avoid thinking about it more than I already have to. People get HIV, anon. The odds may have been low but I got unlucky. Just remember that you take on that risk anytime you have sex. I so wish I were lying because who wants to fuck anyone with HIV? Not even hookers will. My first time was my last time

>>39140429
I refuse to believe you caught HIV through a ripped condom, through your dick, while having protected vaginal intercourse with an expensive escort. Ludicrous shit!

>>39140538
I ripped almost completely off. The only part holding it on was the elastic on the base. I basically had unprotected sex without realizing it. I don't care if you don't believe me, I just want other robots to know that this can happen because I sure didn't. I thought if you used a condom you were safe

>>39139540
>getting butthurt over an obvious bait thread
>not getting butthurt over streams of femcunt threads

>fucked a whore years ago
>didnt get laid again
>reverted back to virginity
Don't do it guys.

>>39140607
0.04% chance of contracting HIV after a 2% chance of the condom breaking. God hates you.

>>39139284
There's no difference when they both like you supperficially.

>>39140785
Apparently. I've since learned how difficult it is to contract HIV. Be safe out there

>>39139251
There are worse things that being a virgin. Like finding out you can't cum from sex.

>>39140945
Fuck off you mongoloid. You now have the power to make any girl love you because you can fuck like a marathon runner. I'm mad as hell. Get out of here.

>>39141108
For real. I can't cum at all when I'm drunk but I can get a rock hard erection so I use that to my advantage by taking my dates to bars and then fucking them for hours after

>>39139368
The way to ascension.

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>>39139284
>true virginity
>false virginity

?????????????

>>39139368
>>so you come to the realization while shes riding you that most of man get this for free and better

hahahaha, no, noone gets it for free

>>39139284
>whores don't break true virginity, only false virginity
truer words have never been spoken, preach

>>39141923
>hahahaha, no, noone gets it for free
Chad pump's and dump's Stacy without paying a dime. Robots then marry and become beta bux for Chad's used goods. It's a vicious cycle.

>>39139251
Was it autism /r9k/?

>>39139417
Damn females get a little booze and their panties just fall down. They are such stupid disgusting whores.