Fembots, what is preventing you from getting a boyfriend?

I'm crazy and no one likes me.

i have a dull personality and can't talk to guys

>>39138603
I'm ugly, have no hobbies or interests and no one likes me

>>39138648
not a problem
>>39138626
literally no problems
>>39138659
if you're young all you need to do to be attractive as a woman is to not be fat. you're fat aren't you, you fat bitch?

My kid. Also kind of busy to be dating.

>>39138738
5'5" and 103lbs, but all my fat is in my tummy and my butt and boobs are flat. Also ugly face.

>>39138603
I don't know how to maintain a simple conversation.
Also I'm picky, capricious and Prejudiced

>>39138648
elaborate on not being able to talk to guys

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>>39138626
>>39138648
>>39138659
You all can be my concubines unless you're a non-virgin whore or don't bathe.

>>39138823
you sound nice. You wanna be friends

>>39138603
I am boring and not talkative. I am also a communist

>>39138823
nah, your face is probably 4/10 which is easily 6/10 with some makeup. its extremely unlikely for a young thin woman to look unbangable. unless you have acid burns on your face or something.

>>39138823
Daily reminder that small boobs are superior and situps will help your stomach.
And your personality matters most, not your body.
Don't give up please. I believe you can find the one who will love you most. Please have faith in yourself.

>>39138886
Makeup is shit, fuck you for encouraging it

>>39138870
lol like any guy gave a shit about political opinions of a woman

>>39138869
>you sound nice
>only describes body
>somehow get contact
>You lewd talk her
>get upset cause she won't reply back
>get ghosted for sperging out
>come back and complain about how all women are the same
Don't worry, I already planned everything out for you.

>>39138907
kill yourself white knight faggot. go orbit roasties on instagram instead of r9k. what a fucking pathetic creature you are.

>>39138648
I have a dull personality and I can't talk to girls

>>39138861
I find it hard to relate to them with hobbies and interests ect I just simply find it easier to talk to girls

>>39138648
guys will talk to you
>>39138952
you're fucked

this is the difference between """fembots"""" and robots.

>>39138924
I think I found him in the future>>39138935

>>39138963
How good are you at talking to tomboys?

>>39138924
I don't lewd talk and I'm too apathetic to complain about anything

>>39138977
I have some butch friends but they all told me I'm not really their type since I'm not that feminine myself

I don't have legs and I only have one eye, I'm hideous.

>>39138977
don't worry about me anon, i was never nice to begin with.

>>39138907
Thank you, you sound really nice! I haven't given up yet, but I don't interact with males irl and /r9k/ makes it seem like all of them just want to fuck girls and think conversation with them is pointless. What do you think about that?

>>39138869
Yes, but I can only email. Pls be my friend

>>39139022
post stumps

>>39138908
If it's something completely mental like communism I'd care.

>>39138963
that makes sense, most people find it easier to talk to the same gender since they have more things in common. just try and make small talk to find out what they're interested in and hope you're knowledgeable on the subject. sorry if i couldn't be more helpful :(.

>>39138977
Pretty much

>>39139031
Not the anon
They just act that way because its an anonymous message board.
When it's face to face they won't do shit.
I'm only statistically speaking btw

>>39139031
Alright, that's fine. You can email me here
[email protected]

>>39138603
Most boys can't match my level of academic success. And most boys are intimidated by an ambitious female I think

>>39138790
>my kid
In all honesty that line makes you more attractive that you'd put your kid above another guy. Pls keep being a good mother

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Because I'm a reverse trappy black woman who's only into femboys/twinks/traps.

>>39139021
It's okay to not be feminine. There's no real need for it.

>>39139031
That's probably accurate for 90% of r9k and a decent amount of guys IRL, but not all of them.
I'll be your friend too if you want justaboringthrowaway@gmail

>>39139129
As long as you understand that I won't achieve on the same level as you, I'd have no problem, hell I'd be excited to help push you to achieve.

>>39139146
I wouldn't mind having a guy, just that most I don't think aren't interested in that.

>>39139146
Her kid is the reason why no dude wants to fuck her. If she were a good mom she wouldn't be a single mother in the first place

>>39139198
There's plenty of guys who want a family.
Just don't go looking for college and tinder fags.

>>39139129
>And most boys are intimidated by an ambitious female I think
This is true because of this:
>Most boys can't match my level of academic success.

>>39139022
What you look like doesn't matter, but who you are does. Someone that won't be with you based on your lack of limbs is someone not worth your time.

>>39139129
Is matching you academically a requirement for you? That's not very nice.

>>39139178
Why should I date a guy who isn't as educated and doesn't make as much or more money than me? What would you bring to the table?

>>39139203
I never got a choice in the matter. The only choice I had was whether or not to get an abortion and I chose not to.

>>39139219
Yeah but as I said I'm quite busy so don't really have the chance to go looking for guys like that. Maybe eventually though.

>>39138603
Pls give me a well endowed gf

>>39139129
College is a meme. Why would anyone be intimidated by that? The fact that you said its your academic success and not your intelligence just shows you're a brainlet lol.

>>39139255
What if there was a perfect family man that loved you, but would only make half of what you make?

>>39139267
Fuck off and go outside

>>39139263
Of course one of these days it'll happen.
Wish you the best of luck

>tfw no awkward socially retarded female friend who completely falls for me and is obsessed with me and asks me inappropiate questions and masturbates in call because she doesn't know what social norms are and i'd be okay with that

>>39139278
But I am also dull and can't talk

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>>39138790
>my kid
You mean
>my whorish tendencies of getting pumped and dumped by chad
fuck off roast beef slut

>>39139313
Sure thing, that's the only way you can end up with a kid.

>>39139307
Go outside and practice talking to people then

>>39139255
Never said I wasn't educated, I just know I'm not super smart or anything; studying is always an uphill battle no matter how much I love it.
The money thing you've probably got me, I mean I doubt there's much money in the meme degree I'm learning (and taking a while to achieve thanks to looking after my parents while i study)
>what would you bring to the table?
Hypothetically speaking we were compatible; love, companionship, a partner who is willing to work hard to be your equal, a person who'll motivate you to your best, someone you can talk to about all your problems, physical touch and acts of servitude. Really I would be the ultimate friend, with all the other benefits. And I'm a firm believer of if one party isn't bringing in as much money, then it's their responsibility to pick up more around the house; cook, clean, fold clothes, make the bed, etc.

>>39139263
Please elaborate. You had a choice to not spread your legs did you? You had a choice to marry a family oriented man didn't you? You could have got the abortion and prevented the creation of another robot couldn't you???

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>le lonely fembot i can't find a bf xddDDD
>is their first thread on /r9k/
>always the liveliest threads on /r9k/
This is why we need Islam.

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Any fembots looking for a clingy, irritating, possessive bf, hmu w/ those digits gurl
Extra#0339

>>39139341
I already do that everyday at work,
The only solution now for me must be suicide

>>39139372
No I was raped, and unlucky enough to get pregnant from it. In the end decided not to abort the baby.

Guys are literally useless, why stay in a relationship when you can manipulate a bunch of them alrogether to give you stuff or worship and even more have the right to choose which one will be the lucky this week to even be with you. Getting a boyfriend is like enslaving yourself with how pitiful and desesperated guys are nowdays, if you really want to get shit done you don't get in a relationship.

>>39139198
As a single father it's not completely uncommon, hell my boss got with his current wife and they both came from failed marriages; each had 3 kids. They're literally the Brady bunch and it's kinda adorable.

>>39139376
Also disgusting as fuck.

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>>39139382
not him but I'm really sorry to hear that anon.

Its brave of you to keep the baby like that.

This thread is why I don't even bother trying to flirt or be with women. I'm a low tier guy that doesn't make a lot of money. I'm not Chad, that's all women want.

>>39139382
You're a good person anon, if nothing else you've given your son/daughter the chance at life which they had no control over its origin.

>>39139376
as long as yr hot and i don't have to pay for everything, whattup

>>39139255
Because you love him maybe? Why would money even matter that much if you have enough to live comfortably?

>>39139255
Enjoy being 38 and single I guess.

>>39139198
Would you be willing to have more kids? I don't mind single mothers, and this might sound kind of shitty, but I wouldn't want to marry one unless she gave me the opportunity to pass on my genes as well.

>>39139382
Are you going to tell them they're a rape baby? That's suicide fuel.

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>>39139163

here's some tasty content, robot

>>39139091
>They just act that way because its an anonymous message board
I hope you're right. I have hope because of the threads about cuddling and similar ones. Have you found a nice bf or are you still searching?

>>39139302
i'll do it!

jk i'm damaged goods

>>39139533
Uhhh why did you think so Anon? We're not judgemental here

>>39139453
>>39139429
Thanks I guess, just tried to make the best of a bad situation.

>>39139490
Yeah I'd love more kids. And I don't think it's shitty for wanting kids to be a dealbreaker.

>>39139504
Maybe at an older age when something like that could be understood better.

can I get some advice, please:
>been seeing this girl every now and then
>we work in the same industry, have similar interests
>recently she stopped by and had an hour long conversation with me
>talk about all sorts of shit and she talks about her personal business with me
>super easy to talk to
>ask her to go do something a couple of times but she just says maybe another time and asks how long I'm going to be around
>eventually we go out in a group
>her boyfriend shows up
>never mentioned to me she had a bf
>objectively uglier than me, much older guy
>she starts acting awkward and ignoring the group

Am I being led on? Or does she like me but trying to keep me around as a plan b? She added me on facebook before I even met her. I would have been fine with rejection, but being led on hurts a lot.

>>39138626
>>39138648
>>39138659
80% of women summed up and they all have bfs

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I'm black and I'm shy.

:c

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>>39138603
I lack the ability to be sexy or sensual.

>>39139524
I'm not a female.
Understandable why you'd think that though

>>39139548
I mean you could've taken the easy way out but you put child first. That shows character, a love most women lack in this day and age. Would give you a chance/10

>>39139548
I'm sorry if this is personal, but a lot of girls say they would abort in your situation because they would hate to be reminded of what happened every time they saw the child or just generally more often than if they haven't kept it. How do you feel about that?

>>39139555
Yea man, she's teeing you up as either safety net or upgrade. Neither are good things.

>>39139555
She's a dirty cheating whore leading you on. Give her what she deserves; lead her on and make her think you'd be there for her if she leaves him, then ghost her as soon as she leaves him.

>>39139163
>>39139567
Just stop being black.

>>39139572
That's perfectly fine.
Now go hug someone.

>>39139567
Black grils are CUTE

>>39138603
I don't need no man

>>39139567
And fat and mentally-deranged (in the bad slut and manipulative way) and a koreaboo. Kys yourself bebe just please kys yourself, please.

>>39139572
So do I and I managed to find a husband.

>>39139591
That's reassuring I guess. To keep in mind maybe when I consider dating again.

>>39139596
I mean it's hard not to be reminded of it, but I don't need a kid for that. To me, sure it was from a bad experience but it's also my kid. I didn't want them but I still have love all the same. I think if I'd have aborted, sure my life would be easier but then I'd have the experience of both the rape and the abortion on my mind and conscience.

>>39139572
>i'm not a whore I'm cute
Huh what's the problem? Maybe you mean you have crippling autism and have 100s of beta orbiters throwing themselves at you and you don't even notice because having so much attention (just for being a girl) is your life by default. Fuck you.

>>39139567
Are you into raceplay?
You could be my slave gf

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>>39139459
eyo guurl fo real tho mang hmu

>>39139567
>black girl from university just walked up to me and randomly started a conversation
I don't like black girls.

>>39139575
Oh sorry.
Unrelated, but (implying you're not a normie) would you be quicker to tell someone to stop visiting /r9k/ if they were a girl with a bf or a guy with a gf?
I just realized I have double standards as I'd judge the guy faster. It's just that girls (and faggots) come by to help robots and make positive threads, while normie guys make fun of robots and call us virgins.

>>39139376
>3 calls on 2/2
>12 DAYS PASS
>ONLY ONE CALL
>ONLY ONE HI AFTEr 4 DAYS

You're not clingy fuck off.

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>>39139704
This is now a boogie1488 thread.

>>39139572
It's so fucking easy though.
It's not like you need to be a master of conversation, pyschology, perpetual motion etc. like guys do.
You just need to learn a couple of little things guys like.

Jesus, stop being so lazy.

>>39139572
Pls be my awkward gf, we can sit in silence together and exchange pleasantries from time to time

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>>39139738
>implying thats my screenshot
First image i found that was somewhat related to the post.

>>39139615
>>39139624
How about when she does leave him, I keep her as a casual relationship and never let it get serious. Then I'll be the one to branch swing.

>>39139678
How olds your kid? You're very welcome, I hope you learn from the /wht/ here and do your best to avoid the single mother trap

>>39139669
Share your wisdom, mrs. anon.

>>39139772
>we can sit in silence together
No girl likes this even if they say they do.

A lot of guys are trash to be honest. I can't meet one that comes up to my standards.

>>39139781
Sure, as a single person it's in your right to do that. The moment you pull that Shit in a relationship you gain whore status

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>>39139742
boogie1488 best boogie

>>39139704
only if you're not racist

racism is unattractive

>>39139726
A lot of girls on here are just to get orbiters.
The guy might become paranoid af so yeah I'd have to go with telling the guy to get off this board.

>>39138603
I'm a robot that doesn't understand things like emotions or people at large which makes it hard for me to be understood or for others to understand me which makes relating in either direction a bastard. Now put that ontop of the fact i won't put out until marriage and that i require someone to put as much effort into a relationship as i do and its just a pipedream but i'd rather die alone than spend my life with someone who at the bare minimum isn't at least attempting to understand me or just wants sex or some other such.
tl;dr i'm probably autistic or something.

>>39139796
What are your standards.
If its trash everywhere you go, you are the problem anon;

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>>39139805
>le neckbeard intellectual face

>>39139678
That's reasonable, I think you made the right decision. Kids are lovely, I hope you raise him/her right.
I always thought puberty would be toughest for me because I'd be crushed if they said they hated me or just stopped being close to me. I know some things they should keep private, but I hope we'll have a connection even during those times.
Maybe I'm just overthinking it, I'm not even pregnant yet.

>>39139789
I know but I'm not sure how to go on like this I'm sorry for being a failure Anon, I wish I was such a success like you. I am not being sarcastic. I have no social life.

>>39139788
I just lucked out, really. Met a guy who was willing to bring me out of my shell of (albeit self-induced) seclusion and handhold me through the steps of building a successful relationship at the ripe old age of 24. I was surprised he was so patient with me given my age and complete lack of experience. Those guys may be rare, but they're out there.

>>39139829
Same except I'm a guy and sex is meaningless unless you love someone. Waiting til marriage is what I do too. I haven't found the right girl either.

I find it hilarious that ugly, obese, loser, friendless, whorish, 2/10 fat femanons can actually think they deserve good men. Why would a good man choose you when he could just have a pretty Stacy? Either realize you aren't shit and get with a low tier guy and try to live a happy life or be alone the rest of your life.

>>39138603
The only way for a women that wants a bf to not have one is to be utterly repulsive

>>39139865
this sounds really cute/sweet

It really gives me hope.

>>39139545
i was molested twice and was raped a few times (lost my virginity that way), my mother and sister emotionally abused me my entire life and saw me as a rival, and i have aspergers, anxiety, and BPD/AvPD which gives me terrible cyclical depression.

>>39139829
>>39139875
Me too. Please don't give up, anon. Men like us are out there.

>>39139895
Because looks don't matter, but who you are does. Sounds like you deserve a life of lonliness.

>>39139910
Aw that's sad. Could you be able to love a guy though or are you too far gone?
I'd make you my gf if you started crushing on me.

>>39139910
Rip femanon. I feel for you.

>>39139910
You sound cute desu
If you want to chat you can email me [email protected]

>>39139910
which give** whoops

>>39139567
>not strawberry pocky
step up

>>39139789
i like this as long as we're cuddling c:

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>>39139910
I'm really sorry to hear that anon. I was also abused and have anxiety/depression because of it as well as a bunch of trust issues. You aren't damaged goods, you just gotta find someone who is okay with that.
>>39139953
Avoid this guy, nothing about what you said was cute.

>>39139953
>I was raped and have emotional problems, it might be easy to manipulate me
>you sound cute, talk to me
You're a shitty person, you know that right?

>>39139910
No you where not stop lying
None of you where raped or murdered or molested you either asked for it or lied
Wanna know how I know?
The victim complex you women have that some one is constantly out to get you scream paranoid and attention seeking impulsive liar
>went for a physiology degree

>>39139965
This

Goys it's b8 why is this thread getting replies

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>>39139953
>You sound cute desu
nigga what the fuck are you doing

>>39139910
Don't worry, we all have problems here. My father used to come home drunk and beat me and my mother and then drag her to their bedroom where he would rape her. I would have to hear her screaming and crying and calling my name behind a locked door. Living through that at a young age made me a depressed beta loser and now I'm a fat KHV beta loser that has intimacy problems and very low self-esteem. I have never once in my life tried to flirt or ask a woman out. So we've all got our problems here.

>>39139964
>cuddling
That's physical. Can't cuddle in a call on discord or skype. Still like it? Just being in call and saying nothing?

>>39139831
Know how to drive
Have a good job 30k and up. Some of friends won't take a guy that makes less than 50k
Have a cool social circle
Be fit and attractive. I wouldn't mind a chubby guy, as long as he's tall, over six feet and has a nice face.

>>39138603
a shortage of chads

stop paying attention to these hoes

>>39140044
Wel I'm in college and have no friends.
So what part of that standard don't guys fit? Six feet? Nice face?
You're telling me chads don't exist in your city?

>>39138603
>what is preventing you from getting a boyfriend?
I'm a fat and ugly NEET. Even robots turn me down.

>>39139953
what part of that makes me sound cute?

>>39139943
thanks <3

>>39139930
it takes a lot for me to really fall in love with someone but i do get v passionate quickly for the right person. i've only felt something like actual reciprocated love once, but the distance was too much. i try to be kind but distant bc otherwise i get too needy?? codependency is my goal but that's not really something to advertise when dating, y'know

>>39138603
Only black men want to date me. Which makes me angry.

I'm not lowering my standards for black men. I want Asian men dammit!

>>39140101
Where do you live? US?
>tfw no obsessive needy codependent gf

>>39139022
find the nearest pirate ship, hand the captain your application and give him a firm handshake, champ

>>39139898
I'm rooting for you, anon. Best of luck.

>>39140044
I check all those except money cause I'm still in school.
>>39140101
>what part of that makes me sound cute?
Its not CUTE. He's seeking out someone to abuse. Please see:
>>39139983
>>39139984
>>39140012

Wanting to help a girl like you and finding you endearing is KINDA understandable but nothing what you said is cute, the things you went through are bad.

also find a guy who you can understand that you're clingy/needy but you still do need to work on it your issues. You do NOT want someone who's gonna further your mental issues. Get a relationship where you help each other get better.

>>39140132
Kill yourself bebe, you fat landwhale pos whore

>>39140044
Yes
45k shitty job. Wanna get degree and hit 1k/w
Nope kek.
Relatively and that's subjective. 6'2" and working my way down to abs before next bulk.

>>39139992
hahaha ok

>>39139983
>you just gotta find someone who is okay with that
i'm looking. i wish you the best of luck in your search too, if you're also looking! why are people awful to each other :c

>>39140028
i'm so sorry. how old are you?

>>39140041
i've done that before. i crave physical intimacy too much tho, so when i'd look over to the corner of the screen and see him looking at me, watching me read, it made me miss him badly.

>>39140187
Why? I'm just not attracted to black men! Besides, I'm not fat. At least, not as fat as a landwhale.

I'm fat and I'm still not over my other one.

im gonna hit him up again when I'm skinny and more worthy

>>39140256
What you just said reminded me of this music video
https://youtu.be/ZeBrnuQxEsQ

>>39140235
Yeah I am looking. I also wish you luck anon.

Most of the time people treat others bad cause they're not all thee themselves. Both my parents had mental issues and are in denial about them so that's why they did what they did.

I'm also >>39140180

I want a girl who is willing to improve with me. I want kids one day so I want us to be mentally okay to be good parents.

>>39140245
Fat is fat. Being less fat than someone else doesn't change the fact that you are fat.

>>39140235
I'm 26 which shows you how fucked I am. Basically too late to improve.

>>39139533
I'd like to piece you back together

>>39138603
I can hold good conversation and I'm at least a 6/10 in the face but
I am fat and will never find love.

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>>39140138
yup, americlap

>>39140180
yeah! like
>mfw seeing that comment

also i'm going back to therapy and i have a great support system of friends that are patient with me. a relationship can't be one-sided, and it would be mean for me to completely rely on one person for everything.

>>39138603
All the women here are catfishers.

>>39140366
Fuck. You weird girls are never in europe or anywhere close to me.
Shit.

>>39140351
You've got all the time in the world man; I'm 26 too and honestly I'm not fretting about my future because it really doesn't start until 30-35. Just take the next 4 years to look after yourself and find healing. I wish you all the best man, that was a rough start at life, but you control the way the movie ends <3

>>39140380
This is an American website. Deal with it Europoor.

>>39140363
>6/10
>fat
Why would you do this to yourself? C'mon man, you can make yourself into a 8/10 easily if you got down to a normal BMI around 20-21. I basically look like a chad now I'm losing weight, it's ridiculous what was hidden behind fat

>>39140401
hi Im american. Where do I sign up for pals and maybe more

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>>39140363
What are you doing to lose weight? You don't have to be fat and lonely.

>>39140331
Why the fuck does being slightly overweight matter? It's not like I crushed anything under my weight. I only have an outward belly anyway.

I'm not lowering my standards for black guys just because I'm fat. I'm probably just going to get skinny if that's the case.

>>39140351
have you tried therapy? i won't lie, it won't be easy at alllll. i backslid because of lots of reasons, but now i'm in a place where i barely cringe when i'm hugged by people i like and i can initiate, compared to having a panic attack if someone so much so as touched my knee for a bit.

>>39140316
this is so honorable :)

>>39140361
uhhhh

>>39140448
That's the attitude to have. I only ever got hit on by fat girls and gay guys, neither I had interest in. Rather than bitch and moan I got my ass in the gym and i lost the weight.

>>39140366
Where at in burgeropolis?

>>39140434
>>39140445
I am disabled so I can't work out. I eat healthy af but no weight loss. Really just wanna kms.

>>39140366
>>39140475

This is really great anon. Its important to have a support network like that. And yeah I'm not saying a relationship should be one sided I'm just saying yall should mutually help each other out rather then drag your each other down.

Alot of robots/femanons on here want a weird kind of relationship where they wallow in their mental issues, which is something that's really unhealthy
>h-honorable.
T-thanks.
How old are you btw?

>>39140448
How the fuck are you fat with an attitude like this? How do you live without poring over yourself in the mirror and grabbing at your rolls because it's the closest you can get to slicing them off?
How do I become a skinny version of you?

>>39140396
Yeah, but if it hasn't happened yet, it's most likely not going to happen. It's all downhill from here. Best years are behind us. Besides, nobody wants to be with someone our age with no experience.

>>39140475
No, and my problem is that I avoid intimacy. There was one girl back in high school that showed interest in me and I basically ran away from her in fear. And I don't know why. I would have been happy dating her but I'm just a fucking loser and cucked myself.

>>39140277
This just made me angry and sad. I do this enough on my own I don't need your help.

>>39140448
Not saying you should lower your standards, just that a 5'3'' man isn't suddenly tall just because he's taller than someone with dwarfism.

>>39140448
Robots are hypocrites who say that any girl can find a man, but then they start reeeeeing when a girl says she is overweight. I hate everyone here and yet I can't stop visiting.

>>39140513
I guess that's a valid excuse. What's your disability?

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>>39138603
i want a girlfriend
cmon you must know most of the femanons here are dykes

>>39140513
>disabled
Oh fuck man...I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to come off like a cunt. You have my sincerest feelings, I've always said I'd off myself if I got disabled.

I hope you can find a girl to love you

Cant find manlet virgin bf who will let me dominate him in every way and be his mommydom and i refuse to lower my standards

>>39140558
Being overweight is strictly about diet. If you overeat, you will be overweight. Her disability has nothing to do with it.

>>39140513
Lower caloric intake. That'd be the best way to lose weight.

>>39140541
Working out will help you but don't think that just because its your body's fault.
Look towards personalities you fucker

>>39139555
why do males se everything as romance/sex. she's just being friendly jesus fuck.

>>39140583
Please.

So many fucking robots here want that.

No I'm not one of them.

>>39138603
I'm bald and annoying? I mean, I've never had anybody really come out and say anything, but that's what I figure.

>>39140532
That's not true, in fact in your maturity I have no doubt you'll find it easier to come to terms with yourself and the pain inside of you. I don't want to harp on but don't give up man, you sound like a genuinely good person and the world would be a little darker without you in it.

That's not true, you'll be very surprised. It'll be far and few between but they exist.

>>39140610
>I'm bald
Explain?

>>39140586
I literally said I don't overeat. I have a dietitian and I take care of myself but if I starve myself when I eventually eat I swear I absorb all of it and if I only eat my maintenance cals I plateau. If I could hop the fuck up and try to gain some muscle I would.

>>39140627
>I'm bald
>explain?
She's fucking bald

>>39140557
Because you can fix being overweight. You can't fix being ugly.

>>39140517
I actually don't have rolls. Just a moderately big belly.

>>39140627
I'm depressed. I hadn't combed my hair for a month, let alone washed it, and instead of dealing with it I ended up shaving it all off.

>>39140593
I tried to kill myself and ended up in the hospital and couldn't talk to him for weeks. When I got out I had to explain why and then he stopped talking to me. My body obviously has nothing to do with this but nothing I do makes sense. I'm just frustrated and confused.

>>39140639
>blah blah blah excuses
You know you can overeat healthy food, right? You're fat because you eat too much. Sorry man.

>>39140555
I actually want to date short guys, but I haven't found any irl interested in me.

>>39140639
I should mention almost all of my weight is in my thighs/boobs/butt. I have a small stomach but I have assets and some chub. Still, am a disabled fattie.

>>39140672
Did you explain to him before you tried to kill yourself about your mental state?

>>39140668
Strange question but: Did you feel an ominous sense of disapproval from nowhere when you did that?

>>39140645
When you "fix" being overweight you end up looking like shit afterwards. Saggy skin, pancake boobs, aging face. It's not like you just become a thin beautiful version of yourself.

>>39140668
Well that makes sense at least. I mean if you're not gonna maintain it, its more hygenic to cut it off.

>>39140702
whoa, too bad Im not asian or black

I just want a qt fembot gf with a good sense of humor and wants to cuddle as we watch Netflix as I rub her puss and bite her ear

>>39138603
Schizoid and paranoid as fuck. I'd rather just be alone.

>>39140706
Yes but I think he overlooked it because I'm cuter than his last girlfriend. I think it took my hospitalization for him to realize that I wasn't exaggerating.
I can't blame him if he got scared off.

>>39140729
This desu senpai. Sounds comfy

flint#8647
27yo couch potato neet
drawfag/habbo player and video game player.
i do watch the animes.
add me if you want me to draw you like one of my mcds french fries.

>>39140761
I think your best bet would be to find a guy that's caring especially after a situation like that.
Don't chase after something that's left you.

>>39140769
are you male or female? do you mind fatties?

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I think I have a date tomorrow? A guy I talked to texted me asking if I wanted coffee sometime after 2. I asked if 5 was okay a few hours later and he hasn't responded. I'm a khv, so hopefully it all works out.

>only thing is that I work a physical job, so I'm probably gonna be smelly and gross afterward? Maybe I can stuff a dress in my bag? Would that be trying too hard? When we talked I was frumpy, in my work clothes, unshaven (I wear shorts) and not wearing makeup.

>>39140603
She added me on facebook before I ever knew who she was and she is always the one approaching ME.

>>39140735
tfw ur thirsty enough to get turned on by this

>>39138870
let's talk about marx and luxemburg together

>>39140800
Try to take a quick shower at least anon

>>39140710
Sure. Halfway through I paused because I thought I'd cry, but I didn't so I kept going.

>>39140714
My logic exactly. A shame it's not exactly attractive, though.

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Fem-'bots', if Chad suddenly developed an interest in you, would you cheat on or leave your hypothetical robot bf? Answer honestly, we're all anonymous here.

>>39140857
It can be attractive on the right girl desu but its not like your shaved head is a permanent feature of yourself. Maybe when you get into a better state of mind it can grow out. What color is your hair anyway

>>39140860
No - I would punch Chad in the face.

How dare he be more masculine than me.

>>39140860
Only if he's a rich virgin with a good personality who wants to marry me.

>>39140893
Yeah, true. I guess it's the same for guys. My hair is dark brown.

>>39140483
north of the mason-dixon line

>>39140514
>And yeah I'm not saying a relationship should be one sided
you said quite the opposite, dw.
the bad codependency is when you go full romeo-and-juliet junkie mode. the good codependency is just having a best friend and all that entails.
also, i just turned 23! i officially have spent more than half of my life posting on 4chan and it feels weird, man. you?

>>39140800
bring hand sanitizer and deoderant, a small thing of soap you really like, a fresh change of clothes doublewrapped in two plastic bags so it still smells like detergent, some baking soda, and a hair tie if your hair is long enough. birdbath it in a bathroom (ideally one at work if y'all have private bathrooms) and change, making sure to slap some hand sanitizer and deoderant on your pits. run a little baking soda on a brush through your hair and it'll help absorb oil and scent.

if you like him, he's worth the effort. trying too hard would be shaving, getting your hair, nails and makeup professionally done, and buying a new outfit for the occasion. if anything, dressing cute makes you feel cuter!

>>39139984
Top fucking lel. I have been found out!

>>39140974
>>39140800
of course, if you can avoid going to work or find time to shower, actually showering is preferable. oh, and bring a toothbrush!

>>39140860
Depends on what you mean. Are you going by the "we had one singular date/talk a lot" "bf" or its actually working out and we're in a loving relationship bf? Because one is just a friend or acquaintance at that point and the other is a part of my life i wouldn't never give up.
Suppose chad finds it in his heart to show interest in you to would a menage a trois be acceptable like that one song from jefferson airplane?

>>39140794
Truly my best bet is to stay very very single. It's not fair to hurt people like this especially because I anticipate trying again in 4.5 years.

If a guy you didn't know and who was average looking came up to you and flirted with you a little and started caressing your body, would you go along with him for sex?

What if a good looking guy forced himself on you and raped you but was very fit and fucked you good?

What if an ugly guy nervously got the courage to try to flirt with you and he ended up spilling his spaghetti everywhere?

Also, how much money would it take for a guy to pay you in order for you to live as his live in maid and cum sock for a few years? A hundred thousand dollars?

>>39140812
Erotic cuddling is the best tho ngl

>>39140968
I think its easier for guys to pull off shaved look but yeah. Are you fair skinned? If so dark brown compliments it well so consider growing it back

>>39141006
Be it a guy or a girl, they can definitely help you and give you a reason to live

I have literally never understood this. Why are women here? You have tumblr and reddit for your safe spaces, why come here where you aren't wanted and are hated? Is it because the edgy cool kids are here?

>>39141010
If the average looking guy isn't black or Muslim I'd be down for anything with him.

I don't like /fit/ guys, so I'd struggle.

Is the ugly guy not black?

It'd take no money if the guy was Asian.

>>39140974
>the good codependency is just having a best friend and all that entails.
Yes, exactly! Okay good, so many people on /r9k/ want the bad co-dep so I just had to make sure.
A good co-dep relationship is exactly what I'd want.
I'm 25, next year will be half my life posting on here, I've been here for 12 years, and honestly, I love this site. It does feel weird that I've been going here almost longer than any other place I've gone to though.

>>39141056
I started using 4chan during the habbo raids. I don't know if tumblr was a thing then and I didn't know reddit existed.

>>39141010
>If a guy you didn't know and who was average looking came up to you and flirted with you a little and started caressing your body, would you go along with him for sex?
A verbal warning and a tazing.
>What if a good looking guy forced himself on you and raped you but was very fit and fucked you good?
A warning shot to the kneecap or any vital spot with my knife or gun depending.
>What if an ugly guy nervously got the courage to try to flirt with you and he ended up spilling his spaghetti everywhere?
Depends if he did it in an endearing manner. One i'd just walk away from as it means dealing with someone i don't understand and that leads to more situations i won't understand fully and people don't like me standing there with a blank look trying to work out the problem in my head so its just best i walk away anyway for both our sakes. The other might cut through all that but that's yet to happen.
>Also, how much money would it take for a guy to pay you in order for you to live as his live in maid and cum sock for a few years? A hundred thousand dollars?
No amount would be enough for the sexual bit and i make more than the highest you've offered so you'd have to top that for the live in maid bit.

>>39141010
>If a guy you didn't know and who was average looking came up to you and flirted with you a little and started caressing your body, would you go along with him for sex?
No. If I knew him, then yes; that's exactly how I lost my virginity.

>What if a good looking guy forced himself on you and raped you but was very fit and fucked you good?
Not rape if it's consensual, and if he's "fucking me good" and I'm attracted to him, that sounds consensual.

>What if an ugly guy nervously got the courage to try to flirt with you and he ended up spilling his spaghetti everywhere?
Very cute. I'd be attracted. I'm attracted to anyone that overtly loses their shit because of me.

>Also, how much money would it take for a guy to pay you in order for you to live as his live in maid and cum sock for a few years? A hundred thousand dollars?
Probably around 10k per year. This includes the cost of dates and occasional thoughtful gifts. Of course this would be disproportionately reciprocal, but still reciprocal.

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>>39141056
I've been here for at least 13 years. I wasn't looking for a "safe space"; I didn't need one or want one. I just wanted some lulz.

I have crippling A U T I S M in public situations. I love and hate physical contact. I'm not cute/pretty enough for my autism to be viewed as me being cute and shy, so it's just plain off-putting.

I've had a few guys like me, but things always fizzle after a few months once they realize the autism is real and they dont want to deal with my shit.

>>39141174
>10k a year for a live in maid/cumsock

Wow. That sounds really cheap actually.

>>39141286
>they dont want to deal with my shit.
What do you mean?
I find socially tistic girls pretty cute.

>>39141291
Yeah, but she wants to be treated like a gf. Might as well get a real gf then.

>>39141286
this sounds very cute. How are you not a good gf?

How do I find a girl who's into traps that wants to dress me up in her clothes and do makeup

>>39141174
>10k per year
>1k per months
>add in extra gifts and dates
>1.2k per months
I'm so very tempted to take you up on that.

>>39141291
That's because it sounds appealing to me as long as I really like the person. Homemaker + constant sex = love, r-right?

>>39141147
Man I feel like I shouldn't even bother talking to her, you sound like an okay guy and I don't wanna get in your way.

I'm 4'8" and I'm flat-chested.

>>39141286
I have a crush on a tist girl rn. I can hide my own tism when we hang out but I don't think she has any feelings for me at all.

>>39141385
would you let ur bf pick you up and tease you for being womanlet

>>39141385
that's pretty cute. are you in the market for a new bf? Or just friends too

>>39141147
i remember when r9k started and it's been weird watching board culture change. you're super right that lots of so-called "robots" want the bad co-dep. but, a lot of us here are emotionally stunted or immature, and media glorifies that kind of thing, so it's hard for us to know any different.

>>39141385
I originally want you

>>39141385
Bullshit. Where are you. I want to pick you up and hug you.

>>39141385
A fresh (You) for you.

>>39141286
I also have crippling autism. Usually when I meet someone online we stop talking entirely after the first conversation because I'm bad at conversations.

>>39141385
I want to fuck you in every position imaginable.

>>39141385
Literally my ideal girl so long as you're petite and have a smol butt too.

But you don't go for guys like me.

>>39141319
They get sick of me not being able to do certain things i guess. Getting horribly nervous and sperging really badly jn front of them. Staying quiet while they have fun at social events also makes them realize I'm boring and they can do without me. Theres lots of stuff. I just cant seem to get over it. Ive been pushing myself but whenever I do I feel like i'm going to panic and I don't want them to see me cry or freak out so i pull back.

You just find the attractive ones cute, dummy.

>>39141335
I think i'm an okay gf. I'm boring and I always put things on top before them, such as school and work, which is bad for the relationship but... work and school are important to me and no one seems to understand this. I get panicky and emotional about people simply seeing me in public, and once I sperged and flatly stated, to a guy who genuinely liked me, to not touch me in public. I feel like that made him upset

>>39141286
An autistic girl had a huge crush on me and would follow me around and be in my group all the time. Autist girls all do the same thing, and that's not knowing when they are being awkward and ruining things. A typical example is when you try to be funny but you just come off as annoying and weird. Or when you can't keep your volume in check.

Autism isn't really a dealbreaker, but women that have it should just let the guy take control when you're out in social situations. I find the quirks cute when we're alone but in public it's bad, and it's usually amplified by your nervousness so you go overboard.

>>39141355
No, that's not what love means. Those things can be part of love if that's the kind of relationship you have, but that doesn't mean there's love there. Someone that would pay you for that just wants to use you. Take out the "paying you for it" part, and replace it with love.

>>39141419
AAAA me too. I get ghosted so often. I don't understand people who can make friends so easily and just know what to do or say.

It's saddening :^( i hope we both get better at conversing

>>39139783
>>39139844
y'all are gullible as fuck clearly this is a case of roastie getting drunk at a party and fucking chad, after he was done using her holes he wanted nothing else to do with her so she played the "waaa I wuz raeped" card

sorry OP but I can't take a rape seriously if you didn't abort

source? my crazy cousin pulled the same shit and she definitely wasn't raped yet claimed it anyways because she got teen pregnant and wanted to minimize personal responsibility for her actions

>>39141435
I'd be pretty irritated if someone kept touching me in a non-private setting. Hard to blame you if he didn't ask and you weren't dating.

>>39141355
>>39141355
>Homemaker + constant sex = love

That's what I want in a relationship, plus going on dates and stuff. I really want to spoil a girl and cuddle and have lots of sex.

>>39139783
About three years old now. And yes eventually a daddy is needed.

>>39139844
That's what good parenting is all about. I think if you do it right, then you shouldn't have to worry about tough times when they grow up. Or at least relatively tough, life always has tough times.

>>39141435
Well, that doesn't sound bad. School and work is important. Honestly, public touching is a bit uncomfy for me too, so that's not really issue. i don't really like doing anything in public for that matter. I do like to think I'd enjoy in private though, do you?
Do you wanna be friends. I'm pretty autism too

>>39141443
Thank you for the advice anon. Most of these are quite true for me. I usually let the guy take control, but sometimes people rely on me for conversation or for fun stuff and I just disappoint

>>39139678
>I think if I'd have aborted, sure my life would be easier but then I'd have the experience of both the rape and the abortion on my mind and conscience.
You don't know how correct you are. It's... been hard. A feeling of guilt that never really goes away. Really fucks with wanting to achieve things or being happy or fapping half the time. and i'm a guy.
captcha was select the stairs

>>39141385
I want to watch a big chested woman lift you up and bully you.

>>39141482
And just so you know, just because we react negatively to what you do doesn't mean we hate you or hate being with you. Don't take it personally. If people willingly spend time with you, then they want to be with you. This isn't high school anymore.

>>39141462
I hate being ghosted, I wish they at least had the decency to tell me what I did wrong.I have 3 good online friends, two of which are from over 3 years ago. Now I don't play online vidya anymore and my vidya tastes are extremely niche, so I don't meet people through there anymore.

>>39141471
It's 4chan, I give everyone here the benefit of the doubt. I know it can happen, not everyone is a vapid horrible cunt contrary to belief.
>>39141479
Oh wow, how is he/she coming along in terms of emotional and spatial development? My son is 1.5yrs and every day I get with him I just see more and more of myself in him and despite what his mother did I love the fuck out of him and want to give him the best.

>>39141361
I-I don't know what to say to this but thanks~

>>39141400
I went to /r9k/ when it first started but I only recently started coming back. But yeah watching this site change throughout the years really messes with me. There's not many of us around left who've been around more than 10 years so its nice to see some of us still here.

And yeah I guess that's true. It just makes me worried for my fellow robots. A lot of them are already hurting they don't need to be harmed more. You seem cool and I'd like to talk to you more. Do you have a discord or anything like that?

>>39141515
>>39141462
>>39141419
Speaking as a guy that contact fags a lot on here: sometimes you ghost yourselves. I don't know how many times I've talked to someone for a night, had fun, they seemed to have fun, and then they NEVER EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN. If you want to talk, shoot a message off. Worst case scenario, you get ignored. That's gonna happen if you literally never initiate a conversation though. I usually do a couple, then depending on how it went I let them initiate the next one.

TL;DR: JUST SEND US A MESSAGE IF YOU SEE US ON.

>>39141475
I guess. I just feel bad because I feel like it's normal for people to be touchy and for it to be okay if it just happens without asking. I think that's normal. I like it in private, but in public i just want to shrink into a ball in the ground and rot

>>39141481
Me neither I just want to stay inside forever. I do enjoy it in private i think! If you want to be friends we can.

>>39141509
Thankyouthankyou it's kind of you to remind me of this. You seem to understand the tendency to overanalyze things, as well as the overall autist behavior. Thank you this made me happier!

>>39141515
Me too. If they told me what was wronf maybe I wouldnt be ghosted as often. What vidya?

>>39141585
This. I make sure to at least send 3-4 messages over the span of a week to be like "maybe they still want to talk to me" but every time it's been ghostville.

>>39141515
It's possible you didn't do anything wrong. I've ghosted two girls I was interested in because shit started getting too real and I didn't know how to handle it.

Haven't pursued anything with girls from here since then because I still feel like an ass about it.

>>39141594
Ok cool. You can send me an email here:
[email protected]
we can talk on other stuff if you have it, I'll give it there

>>39141489
I felt the same way. I was so upset over what happened and how my life was changing and part of me really wanted to I think, but I couldn't bring myself to.

>>39141539
He's getting along just fine, and I do my best with him. I know though sooner rather than later, I want a man to be there for him as a role model at least if not a father. I've done a lot of reading into difficulties people face from being raised by a single mom, and what they were lacking with no father. I try, and will try to make up for it but there's just some things which I can't.

No matter what though I love him. Even despite how he was made, he's still my little guy.

>>39141594
Autism games, anything with lots of numbers, micromanagement, optimization, etc. Children of a Dead Earth, X series, Factorio, Rimworld, and a lot more. That's my preferred genre, I play other stuff but it's almost exclusively singleplayer.

>>39141638
This happened to me. It made me so sad. I miss that guy. He was so kind and we'd always have the most enjoyable conversations.

I woke up one day and he didn't respond to me, i waited, he still didn't. Waited a few days, still hasnt. Then months later he blocks me and unadds me on discord and snapchat. I miss him

>>39141660
>Factorio

Solar, Combustion, or Nuclear?
Also, belts and arms or robots?

>>39141681
>tfw you wished this was you being missed.

>>39141660
That does sound autism eheheheh

I havent heard of any of those. What an interesting fun fact anon!!

>>39141659
Half the bots here are the result of single mothers. At the very least, if you never find a man, then it's your duty to fuck your own son and treat him like a sex god. Don't let him turn into us. It's better to be a motherfucker than it is to be a KHV bot.

>>39141659
Man. Listen here you.You, just being you, touched me tonight. Don't change, anon.

I don't pray because reasons, but I sincerely hope things go well for you in life.
There's no need to respond, (and I'm leaving the thread after this anyway to go do chores), just... have a good night, anon.

>>39141555
>There's not many of us around left who've been around more than 10 years so its nice to see some of us still here.
is it nice? hahaha

i do, what's yours?

>>39141361
this is endearing

>>39141659
That's good to hear, I do hope you're sincere and will do your best to not let him become another statistic on the single mother list.
And agreed, a boy does need a role model if a father isn't viable. That's beautiful to hear you're actually going out of your way to avoid those pitfalls of single mother son, it really warms my heart. You're right though, and that's very down to earth to realise and understand that there's some things a mother can't give a son that a strong male role model/father can. I wish you all the best in finding that guy. Where about are you from?

>>39141681
I didn't block them, I just stopped logging in.

Part of me wants to log back in and talk to them, but that's pretty much impossible at this point because it's been so long.

I figure there's a good chance they didn't care all that much and I wouldn't be able to explain why I left for so long.

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>>39141699
Combustion first, nuclear second. Fuck the solar elves. Belts and arms for logistics, bots really ruin a lot of the fun and lag the game on larger factories. Bots are good for deforestation though.
>>39141715
I'm too autistic to think of a good response to that.

>>39141768
You should log back in and talk to them. Just say "Hello"

>>39141770
This response was good enough

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I have a boyfriend from this board.
But he's busy all the time for his work.
So yeah. I just lurk in sadness. I miss you.

>>39141820
>this response was good enough
I'm glad. Whenever I see something I can't respond to I think as hard as possible and get very anxious about what to say until I finally decide to say that I don't know what to say.

>>39139548
As a rape baby please don't tell the kid.
The shit fucked me up bad when I was younger, and you're only gonna make him hate himself.

Also, I hope you're not the kind of mother that can't hold/hang out with their kid. Props on you for keeping the baby, but shit, it's a fucked situation no matter what you do.

>>39141846
I hate this, I do it too. I tried training as a server at a job and sperged quite badly (they never out me on the floor again). Once i gave a family their food, smiled at them quietly and stood there trying to think of what to say, almost say "eat well", realize it sounds retarded, so I simply smile again and speed walk off.

Autism.

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>>39141770
These are good answers. I played with a couple people and they ALWAYS wanted to do bots, and I ALWAYS felt like it sapped the fun out of the game so I ended up just fucking off and laying rails for everything. My autism isn't too intense though, this screenshot is older now and I've gotten a little better since then.

>specifies "for logistics"

Damn straight. Combat bots are true heroes.

>>39141888
This. Just say the father died and leave it at that. Or say you wanted them so much you got a sperm donor. Take the hard truth on your own shoulders

>>39141764
Well its nice seeing it in a solidarity sense, but yeah hah you make a good point.

My discord tag is Nanashi#0620. I'm about to go get a snack but I'll add you as soon as I come back.

>>39141888
NO one fucking care you sack of shit. Your mother was asking for it and deserved it.

>>39141718
I'm not sure I could do something like that with him. And after what his father did, that would mess him up terribly.

>>39141767
Like I said, I want things to be the best they can possibly be for him, to make up for how he came about. Why I don't mind working so much to make things good for him. I'm from the US.

>>39141888
If I was going to tell him it wouldn't be when he was younger, I'd wait at least till he was an adult probably. I do spend as much time possible with him though, which is why I try to work only at night. Make it so I can spend all day with him and put him to bed, then go to work and be back before he wakes up. It's hard hours because of it, but as long as I'm always there for him.

I'm a shut in who is crazy and has a shit personality.
The last guy I went on a date with, I played guitar for him and he said he loved it. He loved it so much that he stood me up the next day and blocked me on everything.

>>39141900
We sound like we have a lot in common, can I drop a forward email?
>>39141918
If you like Factorio, you should check out /egg/ on /vg/

>>39141961
What song did you play?

>>39141950
Not him but you might wanna calm down on the edge a bit, anon.

>>39141990
Wonderwall why?

>>39141931
added!

>>39141927
my mom once told me that my dad was the child of rape to make me think he was pathetic. whether it's true or not, it's a really fucked up thing to tell your kid, and not telling the kid most likely won't affect the child's life in any way.

>>39141951
If he doesn't have a father to teach him how to be a man, then he won't be able to get girls. He's gonna be a little beta nerd that probably browses this site in 10 years. You're going to have to validate him and teach him. The easiest way is to just have sex with him yourself so he learns from a woman how to treat women and gets used to female attention.

>>39141951
You're a good woman, and if I lived nearby I would definitely take you out on a date and see how compatible we are. I wish you all the best, and hey maybe try looking for a guy who's sterile and likes kids.

>>39141973
Sure yes!! I'm original now please!

Becausw Im 4'10, asian and a bit chubby

No one wants my kind.

>>39141990
I played Give Me Novacaine and Landslide. Makes me feel like shit that I did that for him, because I don't like playing or singing in front of others.

>>39141961
>tfw a girl with the tism will never sing to you on a date
I don't know I wanted this feel

>>39142060
[email protected] Alright, that'll route to my real email so you'll get the response from a gmail address.

>>39142063
You say that but CLEARLY you see everyone one on here would gladly give you the attention you so desire you dumb fucking gook.

>>39142063
whoa, I want your kind. Will you be my gf

>>39142043
I wouldn't mind having more kids though.

>>39142020
That's why I want to eventually get a father for him. Better that than doing something like that with him myself.

>>39142063
nigga you drunk

>>39142076
It took a lot to even do that. I won't do it again.

>>39142006
It's almost always true when people say rape survivors deserve it. Prove me wrong.

>>39141973
Didn't even know this was a thing. Will have to look into it, thanks. I've got Space Engis too but haven't played it a whole lot. I got super frustrated the last time I played because I spent about a week building a small/medium carrier ship/base ship for general shenanigans, and right as I was putting the finishing touches the server crashed because of someone doing some wacky physics bullshit with remote drones. Lost everything but the legs and half the bottom floor.

>>39142064
It was a good gesture either way, if that's your passion. At least you tried to do something more interesting than the usual stuff.

>>39142063
Gonna need to pull out another (You) for that.

>>39142094
You and I both. Shame you're in the US, depending on how we connected I could see myself there

>>39142094
It might not come to it, but if you end up alone in his teenage years, then seriously think about it. Help him be normal. You're going to want a Chad son. Give him the confidence of sexual validation from a woman and teach him what to do. You don't learn this stuff unless it's from your parents or from porn, and guess what the vast majority of bots had as their teaching guide? 4chan and porn.

>>39142109
In this day and age, yes, because feminism has run rampant and now having "drunk sex" can be considered rape, but I'm assuming every poster in this board is at least 18, and "rape" had a much stricter definition in 1999.

>>39142086
Why so mean ;-; pretty sure most peoplw here have high standards. I lurk the women hate threads
>>39142092
Sorry but I have a guy im going after atm

>>39142139
It is. I love playing music. I really did give it a shot but I guess that shot wasn't good enough in the end.

>>39142163
I do want the best for him but I can't imagine resorting to incest to help him with that. Worst came to worst, I'd just find a woman for him, a friend maybe to show him the ropes. Or hire an escort or something, before I did it myself.

>>39141951
damn senpai are you leaving the kid home alone or do you still live with your parents

>>39142190
You're sweating it too much. Could be that he didn't have the same interest or taste in music, not really your fault.

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>>39140822
RIP Rosa. Gone too soon

>>39142229
Maybe? But why would music taste cause his interest in me to subside? I don't get it.

>>39142208
>I'd just find a woman for him, a friend maybe to show him the ropes. Or hire an escort or something, before I did it myself.

Yeah, that could work too. Just don't let him know you're paying them or whatever, he has to think it's natural. Not sure how you'll convince anyone but a hooker to do that though.

>>39139255
you DO realize that your education increases your dating worth by a very insignificant margin, yes?

I'm not saying you aren't good enough to pull handsome well educated wealthy men, but if you couldn't do it with just a high school diploma and a minimum wage job, you can't do it in your current position.

>>39142258
social democrats are just diet liberals

>>39142060
>>39142080
[email protected] It turns out notsharingmyinfo is down right now, use this instead. It's also a forward email and will do the same thing.

>>39142262
Who knows. Doesn't necessarily need to be because of taste, maybe he's just not that into music?

Could have also been for other reasons. Sometimes the issues are on their end and there's not much you can do about it. No reason to let it get to you and cause you to second guess yourself.

I have a robot bf, he's perfect.

>>39142392
Congrats anonette <3

>>39142392
fuck you and your happiness

ori

>>39141471
Pretty sure kids don't go around making false rape claims

>>39142366
Liberals, socdems, all the same to me, really. They weaken the left and are traitors to the cause.

I'm a robot and I met my gf here. I'm a solid 7/10 on a good day and she's probably a really overweight 5/10 but she treats me like I'm a god so I don't care. She is fucking amazing

>>39142225
No he's never alone.

>>39142289
I think I could find a lady, even a friend like I said to do it.

>>39142552
Then you're a really nice mom. Sexual development and growth is important and most parents ignore that part. If he's struggling and not making gfs or anything, then you gotta help him out.

>>39142593
Yeah I understand that from spending time here. Like I said, worst of the worst case I'd hire an escort for him, but I don't think it would be hard to ask a friend as a favor.

>>39141422
yeah, that's how you seduce her. tell her about your diiiiiiiick

>>39138603
lol, I bet 99 percent of girls who have posted here have had bfs

>>39142691
nigga this is the internet there are no girls

I want a christian right leaning femanon gf but they don't exist. Why are all the femanons leftist bisexual tattoo'd pierced dyed helicopters?

>>39138790
>tfw get along with a girl
>tfw only person to make me feel happy in my miserable life
>tfw shes been hinting that she wants me to ask her out
>tfw she has a nine year old

Why was I born to suffer...

sage goes in all fields

>>39138603
>344 replies
This board is dead, for fucks sake we have this thread every other day.

>>39141961
I'm sorry anon. I think it'd be cute to have a girl play guitar for me. I hope you find someone good that sticks around soon.

>>39141961
Well, I'm sure we could get along. I'm not going to be attached to you but I'd always like another friend if you wanna talk and stuff.

>>39142802
I hope so too. I'd love to play for a guy on a date (or even a girl).
I hope you find someone too anon.
>>39142845
We might get along. I'm open to new friendships. Do you have discord?

>>39139255
>belittles men who don't meet her academic requirement
>waaaahh, they just intimated by Big strong female brain!!

Stupid roast poster

>>39142878
I'm >>39142802
I'll be your friend too if you want. NotPat#1174
How old are you? How long have you been playing?

>>39143095
I added you anon.
I'm 25 and have been playing for like 10 or 11 years.

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>>39139382
>lol I was raeped!! XDXD

Shut the fuck up you worthless fucking roastie, just because you regret being a whore and fucking chad doesn't mean you were "raped"