This is my ideal type of girl

>>39135348
I would do anything for a girl that genuinely likes The Velvet Underground desu. Not so sure about the rest except maybe liking the best Smiths record.

>>39135371
Were you homeschooled your whole life? every girl is like this

>>39135348

>The Smiths

Solo Morrisey is far better, women are plebs and will never understand this.

Dyed hair, chokers, combat boots, alternative music, mental/emotional instability, alcohol and drug abuse. mmm. Yes, please.

>>39135403
Not where I live, they are probably into other things that are just p4k indie trash

>>39135495
I don't like most pitchforkcore (I type while listening to cloud nothings) prefer more abrasive rock, punk, and metal but the "sad girl" vibe is the sexiest a e s t h e t I c to me by far.

>tfw you won't find a grill who will listen to Pierre Schaeffer and Xenakis with you
darn

>>39135348
wtf is the banana supposed to mean?

>>39135644

She likes YLYL threads, duh

>>39135660
i figured it was supposed to mean she should have a dick.
your sounds better

>>39135644
The Velvet Underground logo

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Found on the twitter of a random girl I've stalked for a little bit because I find girls that abuse Adderall sexy as fuck

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>>39135644
This album. It is normally considered to be one of the most innovative pieces of music ever.

>>39135773

>it is normally considered to be one of the most innovative pieces of music ever

[citation needed]

>>39135421
>Dyed hair, chokers, combat boots, alternative music, mental/emotional instability
Yes pls

>alcohol and drug abuse
No thanks

>>39135726
>>39135773
ah i see, thanks anons

>>39135808
:p You're boring

>>39135808
sounds pretty much like me desu

>>39135836
Are you a grill? A sexy alternagirl?

>>39135348
NO GODDAMN IT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF HER
>tfw had a girl like that
>we met on a train
>she got me into Joy Division
>we used to cuddle often and gazed at the stars
>at the same time she was fucking three different guys behind my back
>she showed zero regret when she revealed this
>didn't get to fuck her myself
>hate Joy Division now bc of her
I WILL KILL YOU YOU LITTLE PRICK

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>>39135804
Do you honestly have any idea how many modern day artists were inspired by this album?
>David Bowie
>Joy Division
>Sonic Youth
>Talking Heads
>Nirvana

just to name a few, plus they influenced a whole new genre of rock and lou reed would eventually move on to make the first harsh noise record ever.

>>39135348
>being attracted to edgy tumblr """art""" sluts
Please stop. Why are you faggots attracted to this? Then again, you're probably 16 and just as shallow as they are.

>>39135889
like 75%
and not outrageously, but a bit pop-punk ish

>>39135890
Being a hyper-hyperslut seems to be common among them. Bitches are taking it to a new level these days. This style was coined on twitter and instagram after all, what do you expect other than dumb vapid feminist cunts adhering to it?

I knew one that's a stripper now. Probably a prostitute as well.

>>39135939
This is my ideal girl. I'm 21 and in college. There's a few but not enough and they don't seem to like me.

>>39135348
Sadly this is the type of girl that will fuck you over without hesitation, for no apparent reason, and on the first chance she gets, I don't see why this would be your ideal

>>39135975
I love pop punk. Can I serenade you with sad acoustic songs while you chill in my hoodie and we sip our double shots?

>>39135995
But don't we all want someone who will be a hyper-hyperslut for us?

>>39136097
you have my attention anon, try to make me straight.
>you chill in my hoodie and we sip our double shots?
is a good start, that sounds really comfy

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>>39135348
>wanting a vacuous cliche

>>39136297
Aww. You're a lesbian?
I just wanna chill with my alternagirl in our own sexy "fucked up kids" way but still be kind of typical.
Cuddling, crying and being helpful on THOSE nights, those phone calls, getting stoned and philosophizing while watching the dumbest possible trash on Netflix.
We could dye your hair in the dorm bathrooms and I'd gladly pay the damages when we stain the counter and it comes out of my room deposit.

>>39136427
Jesus christ kill yourself my man

>>39136427
this sounds like a movie

>>39136427
desu that sounds like a lot of fun

>>39136617
Is that you gurl? Promise me you'll wear a black dress and we can have black roses at out wedding.

>>39135348
Girls like that don't actually enjoy that type of music. They wear it as a fashion statement and force themselves to listen to it.

>I don't have dyed hair
>I'm not that skinny
>I don't own a choker
>I own a black tank top
>my glasses have thick black rims
>have combat boots
>hate Pitchfork
>love Velvet Underground
>love the Smiths
>what is depression cherry? Cherry flavoured Prozac?
>never had Bacardi

I don't know about Hatfull of Hollow, though. Isn't The Queen is Dead be more entry level?

>>39135348
>women thinking they can be sad

fucking lol.

boo hoo chad didnt text me back on instasnap ;_:
boo hoo my cunt is leaking again ;_: better blog to my friends about it to receive 50 upboats ;_;

wah i'm so lonely i wish i had friends or a boyfriend, just not him, or him, or him, or him, or her, or him either

wow all the other sad girls listen to the Smiths, i love the smiths now, instead of listening to them i'm just gonna look at the top 5 on spotify and buy merch ;_;

wow i'm a rapidly aging mope with no skills, why do men only want me for sex when that's literally all i have ;_: better make a post about how evil men are ;_:

wow literally every walk of life is bending over backwards to support me, everything is so hard wtf ;_:

I would unironically press a button that would genocide all females and not bat an eyelid

>>39135890
>we met on a train
you sure did hahaha

ITT: Newfaggots find out about TVU
baby's first experimental rock album

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>>39136427
>in our own sexy "fucked up kids" way but still be kind of typical
i recognise you. please fuck off back to /b/ and stop posting on /r8k/

>>39136655
yeah thats me. you gotta make me not a lesbian first though
>black wedding dress
omg yes!

>>39136706
I would be so turned on wrestling a razor away from my qt sad girl while she has her second bottle of Smirnoff of the night in the other hand

>>39136832
fetishising mental illness is honestly the most beta trait ever

>>39135348
The banana is for shoving it up her ass?

I used to like this, but then I realized needy women are an unenjoyable time sink, just like 4chan.

>>39135420
90% of smithsonians will never understand this

>>39135420
>no Johnny Marr
>being worth my time
>pick one

>>39136819
I love the idea of black wedding dresses so much. And I'll call you vampire queen :33

>>39135726
The Velvet Underground do not have a logo, you uneducated poser turd. The banana is a design by Andy Warhol.

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>>39135348
>bacardi
what cheap whore

>>39138302
I didn't make the picture. I'm normally vodka (Smirnoff and Absolut) into soda. Also like barefoot wines. Great for the money. Hate beer. Idk what girls like to drink. Vodka and soda isn't really a mixed drink.

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>>39135371
They're cancer.
Dated a cutie Mexican who fit this exactly, i even gave her my cd of Andy Warhaul.

She had the personality of the same dying banana.

She fucking sucked and never wanted to do anything and almost made me feel like a loser for wanting to hold hands in public.

Unemphatic whores only serve to wear down your soul.

>>39135371
Go to any college campus anywhere.

>>39135348
>tfw no sad girl alternative gf :((((((((

>>39138302
Whatever you say, pajeet.

>>39136427
Blow you brains all over the ceiling my man

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>>39135804
even if you don't like it, anon, it was definitely used as an influence on loads of later music

>>39136706
I like the way you think. Oregano on my pizza fuck you you piece of shit gook

>>39138569
I am white tho, I just want a brown gf with a rich family to carry me through life. surely this cant be too much to ask.

>>39135644
poor girls dildo

>>39138623
Brown dude here. Just so you know, your brown wife and her family are going to expect you to get the money to carry yourself through life. And they want you to make an unreasonable amount of money on top of that.

>>39138669
surely there must be a rebellious brown qt who wants to spite her father by marrying a loser with no money.

>>39138695
I'm pretty sure every brown girl out there is willing to drop everything to marry any average looking white guy, regardless of his job prospects. Just go into it knowing her parents are going to hate you unless you make an ass load of money. Also, she's going to turn into a nagging bitch when she turns 30.

>>39138644
cucumbers are better though

>>39138173
im pale enough for it. maybe a bit ehh on the rp

>>39138762
as long as she is paying for everything idc desu

>>39138173
Holy shit dude. What is wrong with you?

>>39138880
That's what I'm trying to tell you. She isn't going to pay for shit, she's going to expect you to be a big earner and throw your fuckin money around. Also if she's westernized and going for white dudes, she definitely slutted around for a while. Be warned my man.

>>39138934
surely I can just divorce her and take a 25% of whatever. not bad if you lived for free for 5+ years.

>>39138968
I already told you she isn't going to pay for shit, dunno where you're getting the "I'm going to live for free," shit. Being a big earner is like the number 1 trait that you need to get a woman's hand in marriage in indian society, it's a huge reason that lots of indian guys can't get married today, other than the autism. Also, she probably isn't going to be a pleasant person to be around. Every westernized indian woman I've ever met is like your basic bitch white stacy turned up to 11, it's atrocious.

>>39135420
fuck off you absolute retard. morrisey is so shit. hes a cunt, and a faggot.

>>39138968
This is what your average indian girl is going to treat you like. Take it from me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ

>>39139086
didnt you read my post saying she would be a rebellious qt getting dear daddy money

>>39139130
Her dad isn't gonna give her shit if she ran away with some NEET gora. Hope you're an engineer or a doctor my man.

>>39138366
>Vodka and soda isn't really a mixed drink.
Pretty sure it is. Just a poorfag mixed drink.

Women have different tastes just like men. Some like sipping straight liquor, others like shots, some only drink beer, fruity mixed drinks are common, but basic wino bitches are the most common. Some are alcoholics and just want to get trashed so they feel less bad. Like me.

>>39139130
Your best bet is an upper class filipina. They are sort of this generations korean girl

>>39139151
maybe he loves her and daily hopes one day she will see the light, or maybe she is lying to him saying she is studying to be a doctor abroad but in fact she is just spending his money. anyways good night anon.

>>39135808
Wtf is wrong with drugs and alcohol ? That's like the only point in living

>>39135890
probably because you guys were friends she didn't feel bad about revealing it to you

>>39139195
Good luck with your brown dream girl. Regards, an exiled brown boy.

>>39135758
>smoking indoors
Never going to get the smell out

>>39139354
it doesn't take long

>>39135919
You realize only two of those (Bowie and Nirvana) actually had songs that made an impact? And those songs that made it were enough to pull in normies, but only at a surface level

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I'm a simple man, a very simple man.

>>39140285
I like how that series basically proved that these types of girls are huge whores that ain't worth shit