Frogs and Feels Tavern

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Just give me anything with vodka barkeep.

I got another long day at the insane asylum to get through

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>>39134423
You in a psych ward ? How's it like ?

>>39134370
Zero shame self bumb.

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>>39134423
Yes sign me up for a vodka as well. Perhaps even a nice bourbon on the side.

doing ok, just the everyday neet struggle, we all know how it goes. at least i can't slip into alcoholism because I already have so let the night begin, keep. you doing alright?

Give me your strongest drink man.
I need to wash this disgust down.

>>39134370
Give me a double vodka and coke.

Need to feel brave and stupid to approach girls.

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>>39134570
I went through the social media accounts of the women who were important to me once. Needless to say it made me sad.

>>39134623
Same, I took the virginity of a girl, after 3 years we split, she goes on tinder and POF, fucks multiple guys, goes to the city fucks black guys with her friend in hotel rooms. Goes on holiday fucks guys there.

MY PUSSY is now the pussy of multiple men. And she was a shy girl at school not even popular. BITCH, she discovered that men were thirsty for any old pussy.

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>>39134597
You sure you can handle it ? Did you do something degenerate ?

>>39134677
I don't know, hopefully I pass out. I just found out the girl I've been dating for 3 months fucked a 50 year old teacher and got pregnant.

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>>39134622
Don't go overboard and do stupid shit lad.

>>39134756
Thanks for the tip, nice one mate.

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>>39134725
Fucking roasties man god damn it.

>>39134844
It's even worse than it sounds. She was my oneitis for 2 years before I had the courage to ask her out. I thought she was perfect. I was so happy when she said yes. Now I wish we never met God damn it.

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>>39134370
I'll take about 4 shots of rubbing alcohol

I just turned 32. Still a virgin.

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I don't know how I managed this, I don't think I ever will understand how it happened and I doubt it will ever again, but here it is
>be in friend zone with girl
>she says she's different, I believe her(first mistake)
>we hangout a lot
>years later finally get over feelings for her
>anon "I love you" I get that text out of the blue
> we text for a week really good quality stuff, then it just shuts down, she gets all awkward effectively back in friendzone,
>months later we end it,
>turns out she's been talking shit behind my back hates me, been using my autistic friend as a shoulder to cry on
>I've been talking to her best friend
>we are now secretly dating
> I could be effectively ruining multiple people's friendships just because I want someone that wants me,

As normie as this whole story sounds I can assure you, this is not how life is supposed to go for me, I'm bewildered by the developments and the concept of ruining friendships that have existed since highschool is one that I'm trying to see as bad, but I feel it's worth it. When this all crashes and burns I want you anons to know, you guys are the people that kept me alive before this shitstorm erupted out of nowhere

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>>39134932
Did you have any opportunities or were you completely unlucky ?

>>39134952
Oh and I'd like just some a couple bottles of whiskey
My supposed friends have turned on me on account of my relationship with that best friend so it looks like all the work to escape robot kind was for nothing

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>>39134952
I might be autistic but I don't think anything is wrong with this predicament.

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>>39134977
I have two that I remember.

One was a girl I met at a bar with some mutual friends. Pretty sure he was trying to hook me up. Went on a date with her and she invited me in to a movie. Like a chess tournament for dead people, no moves made that day.

Second was at an anime convention. We didn't have enough beds for the room so she slipped into my bed during the night.

>>39135040
Those sounded like they were good opportunities man. I hope you have more.

>>39135021
Five years of putting these groups of people together to stave off the depression, just for it all to go to hell because people don't like me dating my ex's best friend (((possibly the day we broke up inferring talking before breakup but shhh))) so I put these people together and organized them to be a functional group, and now they've turned on me so odds are I might have to go back to the lonely nomad lifestyle

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>>39135152
Being lonely isn't that bad. Not to mention you also have a gf.

Give me something hard OP. My mentally ill wife has become a suicide risk. Shes being shipped off to a hospital in a neighboring city. I just want her to be happy but Im getting so exhausted.

>>39134623
yeah better not try that again keep, it's basically automutilation if you look at it that way. Here's one for the jukebox to forget about things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BYNDpFIBPw

>>39134725
>>39134890
that's some brutal shit.

>>39135210
I'll only see her once in awhile she lives far away, she only visits because of my ex, so yeah, I don't know if this thread buys into the MBTI meme but I'm ENTP so I'm not the most comparable with isolation, maybe a week or two before i start talking to the people that aren't really there and making up memories fucking pathetic I know, still they all might be morons but they're my morons, and having any morons is going to get me bored

>>39134952

haha I did something similar god speed anon

>>39134370
give me your best whiskey barkeep

Another night, another feels trip