I wish I was more gay

>>39133123
hypnosis
original

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>>39133134
how do I find someone to hypnotize me?

>>39133160
Hypnosis is just a fetish thing, it doesn't actually work.

A lot of people have a sexuality that is at least somewhat malleable. Stop jacking off for a week, then start trying to jack off to the stuff that you want to get off to.

>>39133472
I'm already pretty gay though
and I only fap to gay porn

>>39133123
Don't worry, anon
Playing Mercy is already an overload of faggotry. Maybe you're more ok than you think

>>39133523
So why do you want to be more gay?

>>39133641
>So why do you want to be more gay?
who wouldn't want to be MORE gay

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I wish that I was attracted to older guys.

There are hundreds of horny old gay men in my city that are desperate for some dick and I'm just totally not into it. I wish that I was. I wish that I was gay enough to like fucking 50 year old men in the ass and making them suck my cock but I'm not.

All the young attractive bottoms are super super picky and won't fuck anyone other than Gay Chad. Come to think of it all the tops are super picky too. Can't even suck a dick if you aren't young and pretty.

Whoever said it's easy to have sex if you're gay was SO fucking wrong.
Everything was 100x easier when I was """straight."""

>>39134256
>Everything was 100x easier when I was """straight."""
You can't go back to that?

>>39134256
I'm looking for someone who tries to take care of themselves and is either working or is in school for something other than underwater basketweaving, and is a nice guy- you fit any of that? :)

>>39134496
I don't know, I guess I could try. Women like me, it's just that I don't really like them.

>>39134528
Uhh...
Depends on what your standards are for being nice and taking care of myself.
I have a couple of bad habits but I'm usually pretty good.
I'm working AND in school so I guess that's a bonus.

Right now I think I've had enough to online & long distance relationships though.
Chances are, you probably live too far away for us to meet very often.

>>39134737
Well where do you live? And merely the fact you responded makes you lightyears ahead of everyone else on this board in terms of being great :)

>>39134772
I live in a state that rhymes with "pork" and borders Vermont.

>>39134970
Well shit, Upstate? I live up here too on the easternish half

I had gay sex once, it wasn't like i thought it'd be

>>39135035
I wish I knew someone I trusted to have my first time. Like, in case it hurts too much or I don't like it, or even if it feels too good and I cum really quickly or something. I don't know, that's the thing, I've never done it before so I don't know what it's like exactly. What if I want to stop part way through and my partner doesn't? It makes me worry about getting raped or something.

>>39133123
I unironically become more and more gay the longer I don't masturbate. Three days and I'd suck a dick, from being 100% straight on day 0.

>>39135364
you too? I think that as long as I don't cum I think I could reasonably be attracted to my future husband forever

>>39134993
>>39134970
Anon- you there?

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>>39133123
>tfw no qt blond bf to force to cosplay as Mercy while I fuck them

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>>39136159
>tfw no bf to dye my hair and dress me up as Mercy then make me scream for Mercy with his cock

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>>39133123
>tfw no underage qt3.14 femboy to dominate
>tfw too old for most femboys
>tfw too young for most traps

>>39134256
>I wish that I was attracted to older guys.
>There are hundreds of horny old gay men in my city that are desperate for some dick and I'm just totally not into it. I wish that I was. I wish that I was gay enough to like fucking 50 year old men in the ass and making them suck my cock but I'm not.
>All the young attractive bottoms are super super picky and won't fuck anyone other than Gay Chad. Come to think of it all the tops are super picky too. Can't even suck a dick if you aren't young and pretty.
>Whoever said it's easy to have sex if you're gay was SO fucking wrong.
>Everything was 100x easier when I was """straight."""
same

Hey gays, use this map and help find your husbandfu/butsluts/whatever

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#

>>39137293
>Hey gays, use this map and help find your husbandfu/butsluts/whatever
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
dumb map

>>39136159
>tfw not blonde any more
fuck I was so much cuter back then ;w;

>>39137845
How about this map? :P Im just lonely and want a bf that isnt AIDs and has a job :(
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2109503

>>39136766
There are probably quite a bit of cute gay underaged boys here if you look senpai you seriously don't know how many 17 or almost 18 I've met here

>>39138278
>>>39136766
>There are probably quite a bit of cute gay underaged boys here if you look senpai you seriously don't know how many 17 or almost 18 I've met here
This

>tfw sub bottom but also chubby
>every top wants a twink

>>39139799
So lose weight? I hate seeing subs complain about this. It's the only thing subs and women have to do.

>>39139799
lose weight obese faggot

>>39139934
>lose weight obese faggot
no u

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>>39140620
Literally you, you obese dumbfuck. Don't complain then fucking retard

>>39140631
if you don't calm down I'm gonna get my janitor friend to delete your comments

>>39140620
not a chance that gays will fuck an obese fag until you're at least 40 years old and has a lot of hair on your front and chunks of shit in your ass

at least that's how the mentally ill like it

>>39140661
Is this the sort of thing gays say? They blackmail people with lies when they don't like what's being said to them?

>>39140705
hiro is also my bf btw and he will ban you if you fuck with me

This is your last warning

>>39140744
Go get AIDS you washed out old faggot

>>39134019
Normies, since they would rather be straight, or are already straight.
>>39133123
>tfw no gaybot virgin bf

>>39140774
I'm going right now btw