>Shop clerk starts to recognize you >never go back

>>39132377
i dunno man. i get gas at the same gas station and the guy behind the counter knows my car so i dont have to say a word. i just hand him my cash and walk away.

Next time he makes eye contact you should take his cock up your NEET boipussy to assert his dominance

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>Pull into gas station.
>See someone I recognize gassing up.
>Pull out of gas station.

>>39132446
you are lucky then, that guy is a robot or at least not a normie and knows to keep it to himself.

>buy beer at the same place every day
>cashiers no longer ask me for id

>>39132377
>shop clerk remembers me
>i forgot my ID
>its cool anon I remember you
Woot, got beer or weed and didn't even need my ID

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>go to the Wendy's drive-thru
>place my usual order of a large Baconator Meal, Dr Pepper, and a ten piece nuggy with no sauce
>"Man, you've been here every day this week! I'm thinkin' of cuttin' you off haha!"
>"Mmm haha....y-yeah..."
>drive straight past the order window
>go to a different Wendy's 20 minutes away to order the same exact thing
That was a year ago and I'm not going back until I'm sure that guy isn't working there anymore.

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Did you remember to ask him if you could speak with the manager, Champ? Every journey begins with a single step.

>>39132377
>Late night roadside BBQ guy wants me to work security for him because im a big guy

>has no idea im actually a huge coward who's never even been in a fight

>>39132377
>cashier at a grocery store starts to recognise me
>one day I walk into the store during not busy hours
>she says "helloooo!" at me in a loud and sarcastic voice
W E W
Never went there again. I was lucky, there were many other stores around there.

>>39132377
>serving girls in subway know my order. It hasn't changed once in more then 5 years
>can walk in, catch their eye and have my meal done by the time i get to the counter

Familiarity with serving staff is a good thing OP. It's convenient for everyone and cuts down on conversation if you don't Like it

>>39132377
>liquor store clerks recognize you

>>39132377
>Shop clerk starts to try and start small talk

>>39132377
iktf. the girl at the register at the pho place by my house tried to make small talk with me the last few times i'd been there. now i have to go to the crappier place across town until i'm confident she doesn't work there anymore.

>>39133929
worst feel
especially if you always buy the same shit in work days

>>39132377
>buy a shitload of junk food at a store on a frequent basis
>clerk starts to recognize you
>start to have anxiety regarding being judged as a glutton
>never go to the store again

>Go to sandwich shop
>Oh hey anon! The super large bacon burrito today?
Why can't I just go somewhere and get food without having someone try and start small talk. Like I know your job is shit but holy fuck don't drag me down with you.

>>39132377
>cashier tries to card my brother and I while buying bottled soda
>"I need to see some ID"
>"Hell you do."
>Other cashier he's crushing on turns around, laughs
>Brother and I decide to go back next day
>More soda
>"Sorry, forgot my license..."

Every week we go to see whether he's on shift.
This was the beginning of our fuckery. He recognizes us. The tables have turned, Austin.

>>39133929
>started spreading out my booze buying at five different stores
>now they know me at five different stores
>i also feel like they can tell i go to different stores too

>>39132808
Weird
At my local mcdonalds i never see the same person more than twice even if I go in at the same times the next week.

>>39132377
>Go to store
>Visit a rotation of clerks in every purchase
>A particular one never gets to interact or recognize you since you always look away

Try this.

>>39133252
Maybe she wanted to fuck?

>>39134521
I think I was 18 back then and I look way younger than I actually am. No way she wanted to fuck me.

>>39132377

>buy junk food and energy drinks every day
>extremely friendly clerk relates how he lost 20 lbs. and starts giving me weight loss pro tips

I didn't ask for this. Please, not like this

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>Go to psychiatry like once a month
>Receptionist see countless lunatics inbetween
>Remembers who you are

>>39134818
Same but I go in about once every three months. Worse part is shes a really cute asian girl or always smiles as she says my name