>LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M SPEAKING TO YOU YOU PATHETIC FUCKING NERD
>I'm giving you a choice, but only because you were nice to me earlier.
>Fuck me right here and now and I'll give you the best sex you'll ever have in your life.
>But, there's a catch of course, every time you cum, you will lose 5 years of your life to me. And I'm not gonna make it easy for you to last long with me. You'll be cumming over and over until you're a decrepit old man.
>And if you don't fuck me, I'll curse you so that'll never ever be able to lose your penile virginity by biting your dick off and eating it!
>So WHAT IS IT NERD? Stay a virgin forever or fuck my demon pussy like a fucking man?!
wat do /r9k/?
>>39128440
cum until I pass out out
>>39128440
I don't really want to fuck her because she seems pretty lame, but I'd still fuck her until I die because it's a cool way to suicide. N-not like I'm fucking her because I want to, or anything.
>>39128440
Big words for a simple shortstack succubus. My fetishes are so sick you wont even get me hard.
>>39128469
This
Sex with a beauty AND I get to kill myself? Best day of my life
>>39128440
I liek succubi so I will give her the fug, though of course, I will try to stop after the first ejaculation but I imagine a semen demon from hell won't dismount me and would just fuck me to death anyway.
>>39128440
>teleport behind her
>"heh, nothing personnel kid"
>*autistic screeching*
ask her can she turn me into a succubus(male)
>>39128440
Fuck her in the arse to avoid her blood magic.
>>39128440
If a succubus sucks a little too much dick and gets so fat from gulping cum that her wings can no longer support her, does she becomes a thiccubus
>>39128440
Call upon the eldritch chaos gods to smite this little thot. No thot is going to take my virginity.
>>39128534
smart anon
but can you overpower her before she forces her pussy on to you?
>he didn't have his balls blessed by a priest when he was a kid
you just swallowed 2 teaspoons worth of holy spirit you succubus whore
>>39128525
>ask her can she turn me into a succubus(male)
but that's pretty gay anon
>>39128562
She's got wings and a tail, but she doesn't look much bigger than a human girl, if at all.
>>39128538
n-no, we don'tbaka
>>39128565
i would rather live forever as a gay slut, than die fast for some roastie
>>39128564
>catholic priests were fucking and sucking off little boys to give them a holy anti-succubi blessing
woah
>>39128573
Right when you think you have the upper hand, you feel her tail probing at your back door.
>>39128440
>short hair
I tell the bitch to go fuck herself.
>>39128660
No taste at all anon
>>39128660
short hair >>>>>>>>> long hair if done right
>>39128660
what a low test cuck
>>39128573
Her hand literally cracked the wall nigga, A horny demon is not to be messed with
>>39128679
It was probably a crappy wall. Not even mexican-rated. Sad!
Grab hold of those horns and cum inside her until I die.
>>39128719
I wouldn't put my trust in probability when dealing with a demon
>>39128440
It depends if I can impregnate her or not
I couldn't even get it up looking at your skinny ass, bitch. Talk to me again when you're about 500 pounds. At least give me something worth dying for.
>>39128634
I've never liked being a hypocrite anyway.
>>39128679
She'll calm down when she realises what's going on.
>>39128815
Say goodbye to your dick then chubby chaser
>>39128660
I'm going to be choosier if I'm losing my life to a succubus, I agree.
>>39128440
haha, it's a literal semen demon.
>>39128813
the demon babies were formed from your life essence, so yea, you'll only lose 5 years if you cum inside her pussy, every else (mouth, ass) doesn't count.
but of course, you're gonna have to overpower the little demon first
>>39128836
Well in that case I'd drain all of my life essence deep inside her.
>>39128835
that's what a succubus is you fucking retard
>>39128440
I get in real close and whisper:
"Taxiarch Michael the archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, o prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritu Sancti, Amen."
..then say a rosary in thanksgiving as she flees back to the deepest pits of hell.
Demonlets are nothing against the forces of Almighty God. She has no power, none whatsoever.
>>39129000
This is the only real answer.
If you answer anything else you are gay and will burn in hell.
How good does losing 5 years of your life feel?
>>39129098
Like nothing, it's 4 years at the end of your life.
>>39129000
/thread so hard
>>39128440
I fucked a succubus into submission once. I'd spent all day jerking off beforehand. I didn't know she was coming, I was just bored. I'd been edging all night and finally finished, as then a few more. Joke was on her, best sex of my life and I was able to go as fast as my poor conditioning could allow! After 3 hours with me not cumming her will finally broke and she climaxed. I almost nutted. She was mine for a year as a result. She still comes to me every year on the anniversary of that fateful day, but only on my dreams. We don't fuck anymore, we just do comfy couple shit because it's her dream.
>>39128440
I want to die anyway, so it's a fucking win win
I wish women had horns like that
>>39128440
>I'll curse you so that'll never ever be able to lose your penile virginity
Oh some magic spell perha-
>by biting your dick off and eating it!
I like her style.
I'll run like hell after I lose 5 or 10 years, if she catches me and wants to keep going then, well, there's worse ways to die.
>>39129152
How's 9th grade, buddy?
>>39129152
Awful bait or serious mental health condition
>Implying I'd ever hand over my chastity for momentary pleasures of the flesh with one of the damned
>Implying my heart doesn't desire union with the king of the universe and savior of mankind
*unsheathes sword*
*makes a cross*
"Have at thee, servant of hell!"