MBTI thread: INFP caring edition

>>39128421
What the fuck is this garbage image
why did you save this shit

>>39128431
>i'm so proud to be in the 1%~
>when she's infp and not infj

fucking kill yourselves, special snowflakes

>>39128431
>>39128467
This is an INFP appreciation thread.

>>39128570
No. There's nothing to appreciate and an INFP. You're all mentally unstable and the entire MBTI results are based on how you're feeling at the time you take it, you'll go do the test again in a few weeks maybe and you'll either get INTP or INFJ, INTJ and you'll consider yourself the most special because you ''fall into multiple categories''. gtfo i dealt with enough of you to know you're all the same and just want to feel like you're special and different from everyone in a good way

>>39128421
ENTP here
I want a harem of INFP fucktoys

>>39128595
Does this apply to Larry Wall? He's an INFP btw.

>>39128825
that's hot as fuck desu. too bad i'm not a woman and i'm not gay x(

>>39128853
Why are all INFPs submissive and secretly super slutty

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I have mixed feelings towards INFP-s. From one side, they look adorable and I wanna just be around and provide some care and love. Probably this is what most people think of them.
From another, they're kinda stupid (I constantly notice that INFP-s are only able to access only one side of the issue when dealing with information, but with simple logic they are fine), too agreeable and at times, squishy as hell.
t. (I/E)NTP

>>39128595
I feel like this is more related to a personality disorder than someone being INFP. INFP with a personality disorder reporting in, I'm not changing from INFP no matter what, gotta fight the power

>>39128900
honestly not sure, just sounds great when you imagine getting dominated by someone else

>>39128595
You can apply that logic to literally everyone. The people that denounce MBTI must frequently denounce human personality as too "sophisticated" to be so simply categorized into 16 types-- who's the special snowflake here? We're here having fun exploring archetypes and taking quizzes, while your type fights tooth and nail to maintain >muh unclassifiable complexity. Get over yourself.

>>39128421
that pic is cringe and the only people who like it are desperate betas that want any girl they can get

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stop bullying INFPs any time guys. just because we dont fit well into modern society doesnt mean we are worth any less.
if you Te users could stop forcing your success meme on everyone that would be awesome too.

>>39129130
>that pic
DUUUDE AESTHETICS!!!!! LAIN!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLL IM SO UNIQUE

>>39129130
You don't fit in well with any society you failure. Jump off a bridge.

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pls r8 many of thank

>>39128421
all i want a cute infp gf, preferably male

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>>39129197
>tfw INFP-s post Lain (aka the one of the most popular anime from psychological tier) to prove how unique and outstanding they are they are
>never even heard of Texhnolyze, Ergo Proxy or even fucking Haibane Renmei from the same guy
And these are like only tier 2 titles, without going into the wild sea of smaller projects.

>>39129269
but ive seen texhnolyze and ergo proxy

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This thread will only serve to make people hate INFP more. Thanks OP

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>>39129284
>too insecure to even answer the bait

>>39128825
ENTP here
I just want jam on marble rye. If I get an INFP that fucks it up again I am going to go berserk.

>inb4 OP thinks he can make REAL toast

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>>39128595
>Has been an INFP for 5 years (1st test)
If it is an emotional state I don't think it's going away

>>39129231
Bretty cute m8.
I couldn't stand having a INTP gf being a glorious ENTP myself INTPs don't shitpost enough for me.

>>39129197
Not that anon but my posting "style" has been recognised multiple times in the past even though I've never been a tripfag/namefag.

>>39128421
That image makes me imagine 8 bit poker on music

>>39129398
Is that you winter?

>>39129333
that pic made me laugh thanks

>>39129269
idk what those are

>>39129398
what?

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but WHAT DOES IT MEAN

can i hab gf now?

>>39129537
It means you're a hyper sensitive and likely a tranny or a girl

>>39129551
nooooooo ;___;
i boy

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>>39129551
>>39129570
is INFP official cuteboy type?

>>39129628
get lost retard

go to another board you aren't cute

>>39129628
yeah, masculine infps are rare and extremely annoying and self righteous

>>39129628
neither gay nor cute

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>>39129427
Is that you Melissa? Are you finally ready to take me back?

>>39128595
The one time I didn't score INFP i was pretty crushed, actually.

Though it was a fluke as it was one of the tests that weighted questions and I fucked up the weighting

I just want to be a Qt househusband for some girl that will put up with my emotions and clingyness.

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>tfw INTP
>tfw good at conversation but extremely bored by normies
>tfw always "thinking"
>tfw lifelong NTP Apathy

>>39129231
>asks you to read up on nietzsche
>you clearly misinterpret nietzsche
McKill yourself

>>39128421
>tfw ENFP
>tfw constantly ignored
REEEEEEE ;_;

What says more about a person, his/her MBTI type (assuming it's accurately and correctly typed) or his/her hobbies?

>>39130091
>dominant Fe
please tell me youre a massive normie or else i really pity you

>>39128421
I flew 1,000 miles up north to meet a girl like this at a convention. I dont know what the fuck I was thinking trying to get that tumblr trash bitch to notice me.

Can you be INFP and a misanthrope? I always get infp but I'm a shut in loner who hates being around people. This seems at odds with how infps are stereotyped as wanting to see the best in people. I guess it makes sense in respect to how I can't cope with any kind of criticism and my expectations are always shattered.

>>39130216
you can like people and still dislike social contact, at least thats how it is for me

>>39130128
Does having "friends", social life and some people who like you consistute being a normie? My N is pretty high too, which results in me making a lot of jokes (funny to myself) and ""weird"" observations

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ENTP Here.
Literally Debate Me

go through periods of unreasonable power-fantasy (as in "If I play my cards right, I could be the leader of my [admittedly small and irrelevant] country" and periods of unreasonably low expectations in myself. ("I will literally never be able to hold down a job or have even a pseudo-friend.")

apparently INFP.

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>>39130260
>having "friends", social life and some people who like you

>>39130252
I actually dislike other people in general though. Not literally everyone but in my experience people are egotistical and sociopathic and only think of using others to get ahead or for their own sadistic amusement if they don't perceive them as having any social value, as has been the case for me most of my life.

>>39130326
your bipolar

>>39128421
what the fuck is wrong with people who abbreviate personality types

>>39130445
not diagnosed but i've always been curious if you can be bipolar over a period of months rather than over the shorter term mood-swings it's generally associated with

>>39130018
>cant hold conversation because no one can keep up

>>39128421
Did anyone ever make MBTI GF for all the other types?

>>39130471
ever feel really really good for a period of time? dilated eyes?

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>>39129628
how cute are you? do you have nice medium blond hair and blue eyes like your anime post?
pls resbond i'll be your friend

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>>39130549
Just go to her tumblr for the rest

>>39130352
Anon, friends are in quotation marks for a reason. Are they really your friends if they never listen to you, and only come to you when they're down or need someone to talk to to show off their socialbility to others?

>>39129211

You don't either so i'd advice you to do the same

Not that guy btw

>>39129231
>wanting another INTP in your life
>ever

>>39129303
That was probably OP's plan.

Or OP is just dumb.

>>39129398
Oddly I can relate to this, I used to post here too often.

>>39131090
>not wanting literally the chillest mbti type in your life

How does it feel to be a cuck wanting to be manipulated by some ESTP

>>39131271
Switch that xNxx with xSxx and you will be right because INTPs are not the 'chillest' type.

>>39128421
I'm INFP but I'm nothing like this image.

>>39132385
This. INFP females and males are starkly different from each other. If you are a INFP male you are constantly looked down upon by a large number of roasties.

>>39132462
I'm an INFP female though.

>>39132475
I'm talking about the bar scene/party scene type girl not you femanon

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this MBTI stuff is a fucking meme, I took it several times and was always barely one thing over another. Or maybe I'm too autistic to even be categorized

intj is a curse in this day and age

>>39132626
I get the same thing every time no matter what test it is.

>>39130052
>implying philosophy can be misinterpreted

ok

>>39132663
The only thing that's certain is I'm an introvert, it's always heavily leaning that way

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>Can't remember whether I'm ESTJ or ENTJ
>Get basically 50/50 on them every time.
>There's only a tiny difference between them on most charts.

>>39132717
>>39132663
>>39132626
>not typing with the cognitive functions aka the theory behind it instead of some retarded questionnaire
plebeians

>>39132674
>ideas can't be misinterpreted

>>39132663
This is why I love horoscopes. Nobody can tell me I am anything else, except for the fact I was born on a cusp and the cusp varies on the site, so I could be entirely something else.

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1-Your type
2-Post songs that make you feel

1-ISTJ
2-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2u5kt

>>39132775
It's still the same for me. I can identify with both the thinking and the feeling ones.

>>39132893
Great song anon, makes me feel as well

INTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZfUzGpwMxM

>>39132916
you know nothing about how the functions work together, i can tell that much from your post. they arent about descriptions or identifying with them, they are about the cognitive patterns you prefer

>>39130272
Im more of an ENTP than you, debate me

>>39133034
yea, King Crimson is fucking awesome.
ITCotCK can make you excited, relaxed, sad, relaxed again and inspired, in that order.

For some reason, Help! also makes me feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAUlZYAF5oY

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>>39130272
>>39133114

I'm ISTJ.
I don't want to debate you, I just want to tell you your ideas are stupid.

>>39128421
as autist intp i must inform you that you're thread is taking up valuable bandwidth and pixels while not being very functional.
please stop posting.
forever.

>>39129269
Haibane Remnai is one of my favorites, though

>>39133055
By that you mean situations in the past and how I reacted? Or possible situations and how I would react? That's what I mean when I say I can identify with both. I've been both ways before. I think mercy and harmony and being empathetic is great but when shit hits the fan you have to be realistic. In the dilemma where I have to choose between killing 1 or 5 people I'd choose 1 without hesitation. I'd still feel bad for it though. But okay mr smartie pants explain how I know nothing please?

>>39133209
I'm ENTP.
I don't live for the literal meme of debating. Instead I live for my own pleasure. Currently I am getting highly aroused at the image you posted, thanks to my high imagination and sex drive. Thank you ISTJ anon for giving me such a great imagine to fap to at work while looking entirely innocent to normies.

I will let you in on a hint. See the nose as a pussy. The curls are the lips, the opening the pubic mound, the missing parts where the legs would be, and the holes extra holes drilled into her body so that you can rape her body from every angle when she tries to flee you. Then look above that. See the way the cheeks are grabbing towards the pussy? She is frontal goatsing herself for me. We have a circle with a dot around a larger circle, which pretty much is just like tits on breasts. Add the mouth below, great for blowjobs, and you got the perfect sex toy, Look at the black shading around the tits showing they are big knockers indeed. Look at the lines, creases in her body where you can stick your dick in her and rape at will. She is a collection of holes, tits, and ass on a face perfect for giving you a blowjob.

Thank you for this anon. I can put this as my desktop wallpaper's screensaver and nobody will even know why! I can fap to this and nobody will know how erotic it is! ISTJ, thank you for your generosity.

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>>39133379
NO PROBLEM, ENTPANON

>>39129269
What if people post lain because they like lain, rather than because they're trying to portray a specific image of themselves?

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ENTP here, dated one, I can assure you, they are a bad fucking idea, they are borderline bipolar with how emotionally unstable they are I repeat NOT CLEAR

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>>39133379
>I'm le weird and random, look at me
I don't even care if you are roleplaying or not, these threads are fucking pathetic and everybody in them falling for this reddit flavour of the month horoscope is a huge joke of a person.

>>39128421
Is there a male version of this image?

>>39133496
Wait, wait, wait... I thought we were the borderline bipolars fellow ENTP anon.

>>39133496
but the chart says good chance

>>39132753
Do actual cognitive functions test. Si aux and Ni aux are very different.

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>>39133580
What? Fuck no man, fuck no.... just because I'm more social than most anons doesn't mean I'm emotional, since when were ENTPs bipolar, fuck me man, this revelation, I do not approve of it.

>>39133601
My boy, maybe you and I are different, but I can't stand a woman who is erratic to the point where I have to play a god damn game of "defuse the bomb by hugging it" just to talk to her

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>tfw INTP
Only fellow INTP's know this feeling.

>>39133689
What it's like to be an INTP?
t. ESTP

>>39133704
Like ENTP but socially retarded, I assume.

>>39133704
You're simply just superior and know it.

>>39133659
Search your feelings ENTP anon, you know it to be true. You know you are social because you cannot stand the feelings of loneliness you suffer as a borderline. ENTPs live to be bipolar, we live for chaos and confusion, and don't even know what we are feeling ourselves half of the time.

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>*NFP
>Something happens in the world
>feel personally involved for no reason

Anyone else feel like this?

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>>39133731
But...anon, muh rationalism

>>39133727
I'm ENTP and I'm socially retarded. I just am really loud. Fuck everyone, I'm spider-man. Actually fuck spider-man, he is a trademarked character that is too conventional. I want to fuck everyone. So I became the giant dick.

>>39133786
That's it for todays "Inside of ENTP mind" show. Stay tuned for the next episode.

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>>39133774
I can't simply abandon the the heartlessness, it carries me through life, though the isolation is intolerable I will admit, I strive to be consistently heartless through it all, it makes it all hurt a little less

>>39133774
>rationalism
I have that too anon. We are not as rational as we believe ourselves to be. Others see us as a bit irrational with random moments of insight.

>>39133731
>being unironically this much of an edgelord
Living for chaos and confusion? That'S what you're telling yourself? You're gonna wreak havoc out of mommy's basement? This MBTI thing is slowly becoming even more laughable than the White nationalist crowd over at /pol/. You're not special for being a type a online test categorized you as. You're not some bringer of chaos and you're not le fucked in the head. Deluding yourself that you're more than meets the eye may sound fun at first, but you'll realize sooner than later that only you see yourself like that. Everybody else sees you for what you are: a fucking nobody that thinks he is the protagonist of one of his video games. Grow up.

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>>39133786
Fuck me dude, you're not ENTP you're autistic

>>39133774
denying your feelings isnt rationalism, accepting them is

>>39133751
>tfw any documentaries where animals are being harmed

>>39133840
>tfw you see those documentaries as survival of the fittest

>>39132893
INFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhlL6xtVyk4

>>39130814
Honestly, that's not a bad representation. My sister is an INTJ and she makes me pretty uncomfortable.

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>>39133818
Eh, considering I carry people through everything because they can't think for themselves I'm gonna hold onto the bragging rights of being rational
Also, why do you not strive to be rational if not already rational and see it as a positive trait? Art thou an autist?

How to know if you're Ni dominant? I'm literally stuck because i dont have personal vision.

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>>39133836
Eh, my ex denies the concept of me having feelings for me

>>39133913
dont reply to me ever again you disgusting normalfaggot

>>39130502
>This is what paranoid schizophrenics actually believe.

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>>39133926
Samefag here, my sides, oh robots, easiest of the boards to get insecure over the tiniest shit

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>>39132893
>intj
>https://archive.org/details/Andy_Iona-Naughty_Hula_Eyes

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How does it feel to be infj?
I'm infp and wondering

>>39128421
>*obsesses over an imaginary relationship with a person they've barely spoken to*
Yeah that's me alright.
>>39132893
INFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gAHhLb6tjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRHyBwNtkLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj5Z9bLzEo0
Thats just recent though.

INFP male INTJ female, what are the chances of it working?

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>>39128421
You forgot to post the updated version

>>39134687
Please read the thread before replying. See >>39133496

>>39134712
I did though, thats just averages. I'm asking for the average specifically for INFP male and INTJ female.

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i found myself, pretty spot on desu

>>39134698
>I wish I could make friends easier
>I want to try fucking a dog
>I'm going to write a book eventually
>If you understand what's upsetting me it will make me feel less special
>Sometimes I hate happy people
>You like anime, Right? Check out my tumblr
Are the only true ones.

>>39134867
>tfw no zoocurious gf

Can sombody post ISTJ gf?

>>39134867
From individual experience I can confirm that most of the other stuff is true, if a bit hyperbolic. INFP girls are dysfunctional sluts.

>>39134905
>INFP girls are dysfunctional sluts.
I'm a dysfunctional MONOGAMOUS slut tyvm

>>39134898
Just visit the Tumblr in the corner

>>39134916
Please go manage your tumblr.

>>39134929
No, I hardly even follow any blogs, just upload pictures of butterflies and stuff I take when I occasionally go outside.

>>39134941
Please go take pictures of butterflies and stuff.

>>39134965
why do you want me gone anon :(

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>>39134982
You can stay for now, m8. You'll probably kill yourself in the near future anyway. Or atleast try to kill yourself for the attention.

>>39132475
People generally mistype INFPs as sweet hearted pixies who love everybody but are super shy and cute, when really they tend to be pretty aloof people who can be downright cold to anybody other than the four or five friends they trust. INFPs are not loving of everybody, and they're not kind to everybody, they're goofy, awkward types who are obsessed with authenticity and have trouble caring about mundane social interaction.

>>39134916
Don't feel bad please I was lying and feel remorseful.

>>39135010
Don't be needlessly hostile please.

>>39134982
For your own good :(

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>>39135024
I'll be as needlessly hostile as I want. The decsription of my type said that I behave like that, can't help it.

>>39135010
My guess is that I'll live at least until 35 now. I added a whole 15 years to my estimate when I moved out!
>>39135024
>Don't feel bad please I was lying and feel remorseful.
I take things from anons significantly less seriously than people who use pseudonyms, so no hard feelings I guess.
>>39135066
why tho

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What do I do. I got this but I dont know what to do.

>>39135070
This bait is kinda bland, to this palate.
>>39135084
Because I like you :(

>>39135085
You give me some contact info, that's what.

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What do these results mean? Am I a normie?

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>>39135085
You should kill yourself, just like everybody else in this thread.

>>39135101
I'm not baiting anon, I just can't help it. Just like you can't help being a massive faggot. We're born this way, it isn't something you can decide one day to wake up as.

>>39135101
Yeah, but why tho
organelo

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>>39132893
>ISTP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE

>>39135146
>Just like you can't help being a massive faggot
Now you've just ruined a perfectly fine bait with the wrong spice.
>>39135153
I just do. But bot evasion makes me like you less tho

>>39135137
>INTP
>normie
Hell no

>>39131090
I'm in an intp/intp relationship

it's autistic as fuck and we both word salad about abstract concepts at each other, then go daydream alone.

>>39132359
Both of us can easily be overbearing and overanalyze stuff. Exhausting for uninterested people. Eventually offends/emotionally upsets Feeling types/emotionally driven people. No social tact.

>>39135188
Do you have a problem with gay people or something, anon? I didn't know that, I'
ll try to abstain from further mentioning "faggotry" around you.

>>39135208
>INTP chad in denial
The worst type of chads.

>>39135247
>chad in denial
yeah, sure.

>>39135225
Diluting the bait at this point isn't helping but you're eagerness helps.

>>39135253
Fuck off, glasses wearing chad. Don't you have some nerdy "fembot" to fuck?

>>39135217
>I'm in an intp/intp relationship
>it's autistic as fuck and we both word salad about abstract concepts at each other, then go daydream alone.
I'm an actual autist intp and I want this so very much in an aggravating way because I have an extremely small if not zero chance of having it.

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>>39135270
>Diluting
Trying to sound smart doesn't work if you don't even know the difference between your and you're, m80 3.14. But I appreciate your effort, nigger.

>>39135303
That's better, thanks.

>>39135293
wow did you really have to give that normalfag what he wants?

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>>39135312
No problemerino, m8erino. Just ask if you need anything else.

>>39135315
No. You didn't have to give me a (You) either. I'm giving you one too even though I don't really have to.
>>39135333
I need you to lurk more, please.

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>>39135340
>"I need you to lurk more, please."
>posted in the fucking tumblr thread

>>39135293
Met each other here by shitposting.
Be bold. Look for autistic girls. They usually like animals. Not in a "oh, cute puppy" way but like the weird girls that like birds and hyenas n shit.

You have to be REALLY REALLY blatant with emotions/affection also. Subtly goes right past them. You will feel like a cheesy lame-o, though.

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>>39135137
holy shit kek are you me

ISTJ here, INFPs will use you as an emotional sponge.

>>39134698
>That black guy is really cute.
Well, he is. I know how much it sucks to have people assume you're a shanaynay laquisha jackson so I'm not going to judge all black guys as ghetto thugs and refuse to date them.

>>39135754
>"ooga booga bixnood"
What did you mean by this?

>>39135819
anon dindu nuffin, don't bully

Can someone explain the functions for a total baka like me? I don't get any of it.

>>39135188
>I just do.
But everyone has underlying reasons to like things. I mean, you may be trying to protect me from evil 4chan or something, but I've been here for years and although I'm still really sensitive when it comes to stuff I can recognize shitposting when I see it, and people being mean on anon doesn't really bother me, as anyone could pretend to be anyone.

>>39135868
Any in specific or no, I don't have the pic but I could probably do it.

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>>39135845
He a good boy, he went to church erryday. All he needed was money fo dem programs.

>>39135893
I don't really understand the concept desu.

>>39135897
Is the gubmint, we gotsta get mo money fo dem programs, gnome saiyan. He don't wanna bother nobody, he good to errbody.

>>39135897
That's probably the best yugioh edit I've seen.

>>39128421
>sorry
>sorry
>sorry
>sorry
LITERALLY ME
t. infj-t

>>39135996
Why are you sorry mr. infj?

>>39135920
Okay thats easy, essentially Jung theorized that each and every one of us has 8 functions that we used to rationalize the world, 2 of which being the ones that we use most in the world (For myself this would be Ni and Fi). Everybody uses all the functions but some people are bad with certain functions and are better with others and most people do not fit into the stereotypical role assigned to them in the myers briggs because of this(Eventhough I have a dominate Ni and a secondary function of Fi I'm still considered an INFP). Hope that helped a little bit!

>>39135885
I just assume you're a insecure tumbleresque "fembot" with low standards, so I like to imagine you'd be in my league. Typing stuff like "I like you, I want to protect you, etc" atleast gives me an illusion of having a chance with women. Or do you think a normal girl would be talking about this emotional shit with someone who posts on here?

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>>39135024
INFP girls are the types of women who will desire to put you in the friend-zone, but wont have the courage to decisively put you there.

Instead they will endlessly lead you on and when you start getting impatient and confronting them on their indecisiveness, they will ignore you until things have calmed down and begin to communicate once again as if nothing had happened.

"Niceness" can actually one of the cruelest traits for this reason.
I appreciate a woman who has the courage to properly reject me.

I tolerated this abuse from an INFP for 2 years until i decided to cut all contact.
I kept thinking she actually loved me because she would tell me how she kept stalking my house and continued to talk to me, but it was all just bullshit.

Fuck nice people.

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>>39136067
Thanks, that was breddy gud.

>>39135959
Damn cracka not payn damn taxes is dah muhfuggin problem. Rich whiteys finna gotta pay. But nooo, they be cryin bout us stealin to get by. It ain't stealin if it is us takin back our fair share smdh tbqh

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I took a functions test. My highest score was in Extroverted Feeling by far at 95 percent (Introverted Intuition was in second at 70). I showed it to my INTJ friend and asked him what that means. He said "it means you're a ditzy airhead with nothing inside your brain but fluff." Is high Fe really associated with dumbfulness?

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>>39128421
4chan mbti discord :)

>>39136131
A nigga gotta eat too, ain't like we ain't part of society n shieeet. Who you think sold them rims to the pawn shop you bought em at? Muhfuggin bix nood gotta recanize heard? #wokeaf #getupniggas

>>39136195
you mean bully discord :(

>>39136203
Dam straight nigga. Shame that crackas take down woke niggas like you fo tellin the truth. treatin us like muhfuggin animals. cracka gotta learn how to behave, unowwhatchimsayin?

>>39130814
>wanted to find an ENFJ gf one
>it seems to be the only one she hasn't done
REE

>>39136238
nigga get off my dick and get on some teaching, no offense my nigga

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>>39136240
Maybe the idea of an ENFJ girlfriend is so disgusting she can't stomach thinking about it.
I hate ENFJs. So fake. So manipulative. So lacking in substance. Nothing's in their brain except for thinking up ways to become more popular.

>>39136261
>get on some teaching
nigga, even if i tried cracka would keep me outta his fancy universities. dem institutions led by white suprmacists. dis country needs mo quotas knowwhatchimsayin? bixnood smgdh #woke

Any femINFP around ?

>>39136388
You're probably lookin for tumblr, m8

>>39136388
God, I hope not. INFP females deserve to be gassed.

>>39136354
word but nah teach the people not whiteys kids
get up on twitter, insta, fb, errthang
wake these niggas up! tell them the trooves.
>mo quotas
nigga u better than that, aint askin for change on no corner
preach it my nigga, teach, be tha alarm clock these niggas need! #wokeaf #getupniggas #wakeup

>>39134850
Not really that accurate desu. It's less ISTP, and more (instert)dere.

>>39136453
This.
t. ISTP

>>39136388
Scroll up a bit, anon. There's one that takes pictures of butterflies.

>>39136498

I want to talk to them
on Skype or something.

>>39134916
Hey, hey you.
Lets talk about pictures

and stuff

xNFP male.

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>>39128421
INFP will be among the first culled by the superior INTJ's. We fucking hate your self-absorbed emotional bullshit.

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>be INFP
>have to make bug collection for assignment
>40% of grade
>catch bugs
>let them go because they were in pain
>have to invest in a killing jar for a quick death, but still have doubts about hurting them

I'm too INFP for this cruel world.

>>39136529
Jesus fucking Christ, have some self respect you utter fucking normalfag. If you really have to beg for female attention, do it on /soc/ like all the other cancerous faggots.

>>39136565
>be me
>do that
>/soc/ says go to /r9k/ you autist
>/r9k/ says go to /soc/ you normie
>okay.tiff

>>39136531
You say this, until you have one in your arms hugging you, breaking down your armor, and you can do nothing but sit there in comfort and in shock at how precious this person latching onto you is.
Every xNTJ I know learns to love INFPs quickly after falling in love with them. They turn us into cuddle addicts. It sounds horrible I know, but just wait until you find one that gently caresses your heart and be sure to treat her kindly and she'll never let go of you.

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>>39130018
>tfw INTP
>Constantly thinking in my head
>Only just recently learned that it's possible for other people to not constantly be thinking in their heads
>Can't even comprehend what that would be like

>>39128421
INTJ speaking.

we shall begin the purge soon.

INFP is not on the list of those deemed compatible.

>>39136565

Do you consider it begging for female attention whenever any guy shows any direct interest in a woman?

Your life must be real fucking rosy you bitter cunt.

>>39128421
>>39130814
>>39134850

You can tell a girl made these.

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>consistently get INxP
>finally figure out what I want to do in life
>now I always get INTJ
Did I finally make it, /r9k/?

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>tfw INFJ guy with ENTJ girlfriend

>>39136646
how can you tell? asking for a friend.

>>39136644
>defending the nigger begging for woman to add him on skype
Yeah, you sure showed me, I was totally wrong.

>>39136658
With which tool?

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>>39136583
There is always a solution, anon.

>>39136680

It must have burned horribly when chad or stacy swaggered up to your oneitis and asked them to prom moments as you orbited around them hoping for them to show you some kind of acknowledgement for being their emotional tampon you sissy bitch.

>>39136702
zing! got me.

>>39136664
Well aside from the tumblr link I didnt actually notice till just now, it would be the overuse of emotes and *text actions* combined with the cringy descriptions of behaviors that only some autismo chick would think are common ways females actually act.

>be girl
>think it's fun to lead guys on and turn them down whenever they confess to me

What type am I?

>>39136715
>projecting this hard
M80, I'm not the one crying over being called out for being a loser looking for vulnerable and insecure girls because I can't score any higher.

>>39136794
xNTJ most likely.

>>39136794
Hey wanna be friends? INFP male
A Stacey kind of did that to me, but I heard that's her MO before I confessed

>>39136623
Read up on INTJ and INFP relationships. They work too well. Enjoy falling in love with one of your victims.

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>Go into outside world
>Talk to sensie man
>He asks me where something is
>It's close by, so I point in the general direction since he probably has a general idea of what's over there
>He takes that as me with-holding information, and he gets upset
>He's very concrete in his method of talking, and he wonders why I'm walking down the road as there's nothing, to him, worth experiencing from walking down the road

I never thought there was a clear divide between Sensors and Intuitives, but seeing such a clear schism in real life really puts it into perspective.

I can now see why there are so many Intuitives on the internet. Sensors don't see what Intuitives see when they get on the internet, and they'd rather go participate in the out-side world. They're typically the people you see on 4-Wheelers, yelling, etc.

I thought I was an ISFP, but I guess I'm an INFP with no friends for a reason.

I never thought people were different from me, but I guess the MBTI is partially true in some respect.

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>>39136616
Where did you hear this?
I thought everybody did this.

>>39136794

>What type am I?

good question; chaotic neutral.

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What the fuck? Why are both of my feeling functions so low? Does this mean I'll never get laid?

>>39137063
Because you're an NT.

>>39136815
Do you feel clever when you write these things?
Because they're pretty incorrect.

However you do sound like the kind of pathetic little bitch that actually cannot score AT ALL.

What are you actually doing here?

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>>39137114
>What are you actually doing here?
>virgin shaming on fucking /r9gag/
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA
And there are still people that claim that this piece of shit board isn't /soc/ 2.0

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ISTP here, how the FUCK do I get a gf?

>>39137219
Neg an INFP girl

>>39136105
I'm INFP girl and would never do that though. I don't have any tolerance for relationships with people that aren't genuine/have a such a shitty pretense. The few times someone has tried to attach themselves to me I was distantly polite until they gave up (usually only takes a week or so), and that's the extent of nice cruelty I've done.

>>39137232
Ok, how do I tell what personality someone is?

>>39130216
INFPs who's ideals have been crushed usually turn out pretty bitter in general.

>>39137300
Quiet girl who is uncomfortable in most situations.

>>39136438
That's kind of mean anon.

>>39128421
do NOT bully the infp's

>>39137401
Fuck can people tell from that?

>>39137478
Don't worry, most people outside of the internet don't know MBTI anyway.

I deleted my INFP Steam friend of 7 years after bullying, calling him a dumb failure ugly virgin. Am I awesome?

>>39137478
Yeah that's how someone told me to look out for it.
t. INFP male

>>39137529
INTP here btw.
INFPs act nice but their thoughts are evil.

>>39137401
Alright, but what am I actually supposed to do?
>>39137529
rude

>>39137548
>bully somone
>but your victim is the "evil" one
Makes me think

>>39137613
He started it it was merely revenge.
I was -trying- to be nice.

>>39136660
>tfw intp with intp gf

Where are my fellow ISFP's at?

>>39137478
Yes, I've only been approached for it a few times, and asked why I look so sad or whatever. But its partly why I don't go outside anymore... People either think I'm a child, or that I'm vulnerable. I can only go outside with my grandpa or my boyfriend or else I honestly get kinda scared.

>>39136388
Majority of my female friends are INFP. I tried to describe each of them. I've had them take tests in the past as well, so am typing them based on that.

INTP #1:
>became ftm tranny
>diagnosed with autism
>also diagnosed schizo/borderline, hospitalized for suicide/self harm multiple times
>previous abusive home/family
>into philosophy and autism tier obsessed with prog music and dogs/animal behavior
>vegan
>ok to have technical discussions about hobbies/interests with as long as mental illness/emotional matters aren't involved
>knows they are making others hate them and feels powerless to stop it/change behavior
>furry, makes/wears fursuits


INTP #2:
>previous drug addict
>previous abusive home/family
>previous history of self harm
>generally really fucked up/unfortunate history
>into philosophy and autism tier obsessed with dogs/animal behavior, psychology, and cartoons/animation
>female inferiority feelings; presented self as male online for years (does not now; considers it dishonest), had thoughts about tranny bullshit IRL but came to rational conclusion of "i am not a man, and cannot be one"
>potentially autistic, fails to recognize social cues constantly / difficulty identifying emotions in both self and others
>very intelligent and takes to technical subjects quickly
>very bad at communicating verbally, tries to convey odd abstract thoughts and fails to do so in an understandable way
>can be too blunt/lacks social tact
>very lonery
>zero effort put into physical appearance / does not seem to realize (or care?)
>weird negative reaction to sexual comments / positive comments about physical appearance
>very kuudere

>>39136986
>>39136623
Nope you're wrong fellow intj. As much as I despise them they're on the robot checklist.
>INTJ and INFJ
>ENTP and INTP
>INFP and ENFP
At least im p sure. INFP may be degenerate but all robots must be allowed. No sensors. Confused ISXXs can be killed when the time comes and they've served their purpose

>>39137679
No one ever approaches me like that at all anymore, though in high school I got the "Why are you so quiet" shit a lot in high school. People think I'm a child too, I thought it was just my face and small tits but maybe it's personality too?

>>39137727
ENTP:
>art school student for 6 yrs (graphic design/illustration)
>was heavy into feminism stuff ages ago, got too lazy to keep up with all the latest Queer Theory
>parties parties parties socialize socialize socialize
>"I'm so lonely" (hasn't had a boyfriend/girlfriend/sex partner in 3 weeks)
>drink, get high, have a good time, grrrrrrllfran, yaaaassssss
>go home with random dudes but don't have sex with them, just sleep in their bed (surprised when eventually raped)
>moved to NYC to complete art school persona
>lot of thought put into physical appearance/how others perceive her (all the way down to working out so men will think she "fucks back"--not because she wants to give joy to partner)
>is capable of stifling emotional reactions if given a short period to calm down when sensitive topics (ie: female nature) are brought up; can have good discussion on it and will admit to emotional overreaction
>female inferiority feelings, wants to be masculine and tough, tries to mimic male virtues/behavior and denounce female ones
>hypersexual/polyarmorous, bi/pan/whatever sexual (will fuck anything they like)
>ambitious


INFP #1:
>sorry, sorry, sorry 100% spot on
>very motherly, compliments and calls you soft things like "sweet girl" a lot
>talks about how cool and good you are a lot
>will drop everything if you say you're feeling bad, to try to help make you feel better
>very shy, feels inferior and anxious around other people, relies on dog to get by
>spends lots of time alone
>very in love with her family, talks often of them
>discussions mostly result in her saying things to make you emotionally feel better
>crippling self doubt
>wants to be tough but just is not, cries easily (mild female inferiority feelings)
>very sensitive, emotionally moved by plight of others

>>39137063
What site is this?

Oregano basil Fawlty towers 9/11

>>39137758
>frantically tries to help anyone in need, to detriment of herself
>self harm problems
>keeps tumblr blog where she talks to the tulpa in her head a lot and regards him as a real entity more deserving of existence than she is (thinks her body hosts him)
>very dandere


INFP #2:
>sorry, sorry, sorry 100% spot on
>tries to be tough/masculine my emulating dark/edgy things; is not tough/masculine
>mixes this with kawaii desu aesthetic
>"nya, i'm a cat"
>very shy, fears making a fool of self/others hating them, feels inferior to others
>idealizes/admires people immensley, will let them know how cool they think the person is (and how inferior they think themselves to be)
>hates being female; female inferiority feelings (possibly more body related than social/identity related; may be related to previous sexual trauma; tried to present self as a boy for a while as well)
>draws/writes about spooky characters
>likes baking
>self harm problems
>very sensitive, emotionally moved by plight of others
>very withdrawn/guarded
>very dandere, somewhat tsundere, very mild yandere


INFP #3:
>sorry, sorry, sorry 100% spot on
>30 yr old neet / high school dropout
>finally getting a job for the first time in her life at 30yrs old
>mom bullied and belittled most of life
>previous aspergers diagnosis (may be incorrect, mom pushed for it)
>completely passive, rarely confrontational, tends to run away from all conflict
>obsessed with fictional characters, falls in love with fictional TV characters
>again, writes about their fictional characters / draws pictures of them
>no self confidence, awful self esteem; "everything is my fault sorry you have to suffer me"
>very shy/lonery
>tries to be comforting but is not very good at it (the gesture is nice...)
>also dabbled in "being female is bad, i would like to be male"; tried to present self as a boy for a while
>extreme chance of codependance ("pls save me big strong man")
>self harm problems / alcohol problem
>somewhat undere

>>39136531
>>39136597
If my fellow INTJs fall victim to INFP I'll terminate those INTJs myself. I don't think INFP is smart enough or social enough to plan a strategy regarding breaking down INTJs but I'll stop them as well. Threadly reminder on INFP
>DUDE drugs LMAO XDDDXD
>>>>*postulates their pseudo intellectualism*
>*hits blunt*
>*cries*
Fucking faggots

>>39136170
Not necessarily but your friend is either uneducated or a pseud or mistyped. Or just an idiot

>>39137757
It could be personality. Do you ever end up just like smiling when people seem kinda nice to you? I do it on reflex, and it's really hard to hide my emotions on my face, so that's probably why. It's kind of nice but uncomfortable at the same time. I got free food at this place I go to because the guy at the counter liked my smile.
I *always* get "why are you so quiet" as well as like stuff like "why do you cover your mouth when you eat", "why don't you come out of your room". And then I forget things a lot and get yelled at and it sucks and everyone probably thinks I'm a failure since I used to do so good in school.

>>39137572
No really, how do I do whatever people do that gets them a gf?

>>39133825
I'm not saying you're wrong but I am saying is to have more faith in the individual

INFP here. Met a girl who is also INFP a couple of months ago. She's really nice and has a great sense of humour. Beautiful laugh too. Anyway, what do other INFPs do for a living? I would love to write children's books but I'm pretty pessimistic about my prospects.

>>39137870
I smile if someone does or says something nice to me, but it's genuine and no one ever thinks badly of you for it (it makes people think you're sweet/nice as far as I can tell actually) so I don't really mind. What does bother me is I laugh too easily at jokes even if I didn't find them funny and I try to stop myself as much as possible. Other than that I hardly smile when talking to someone I don't know well, I've gotten "why do you never smile" too.

>tfw forget things a lot too
I think INFP is naturally scatterbrained.

>>39137258
>>>39136105
>I'm INFP girl and would never do that though. I don't have any tolerance for relationships with people that aren't genuine/have a such a shitty pretense. The few times someone has tried to attach themselves to me I was distantly polite until they gave up (usually only takes a week or so), and that's the extent of nice cruelty I've done.

Yeah, well I'm an ISTJ, not the type to give up until you tell me to.

>>39136660

>tfw no ENTJ gf

You should be happy

>>39137258
>usually only takes a week or so
Right, but what if they didn't give up? Wouldn't you end up doing exactly what >>39136105 said?

>>39137944
It's not that I'm upset about smiling easily, it's just that a lot of the times, especially when I'm really sad I don't like to smile because it doesn't feel like something I should be doing. When talking to new people I struggle to answer there questions usually, like I get really shy because people are WAY too forceful about these things, but I also know seeming distant will make people not like me, but I don't want that since I really do like people I can be close with but idk I just wanna stay in my room and cuddle until the sun swallows the earth.

>>39137954
>>39137966
No. I don't want unneccesary friends and interacting with people is mostly a chore. If someone got so clingy that it couldn't be solved by ignoring/avoiding them until they lost interest, I'd eventually tell them to stop. I don't think I've ever let anyone get close enough to me to get to the stage where they'd try that hard so there's that.

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>>39137802
>INFPs aren't smart

>>39138054
INFP's are smart in theory but feel too much to use their smarts very well.

>>39132893
INFP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pllRW9wETzw

>>39138081
False, they just need time alone to be able to think through what is going on in their life. They can be just as good in a laboratory as an INTJ it's just they need the time out of it.

>>39138054
Nope INFPs are smart but they're sooo fucked in the head with their ego, image and experimentation that not only are they basically useless/unproductive, their idiots prone to doing stupid shit sensors do. Not as much but more than what should be acceptable and I hope they take the pill and die (after the purge)

>>39138041
>unnecessary friends
They're not the problem, it's the "necessary friends" that you assume have no interest in you.

Why do INFPs cling so fucking hard. Every INFP I've known has clinged to one or two people and has been really needy and it's embarrassing to watch.

>>39129019
His point is that MBTI is unreliable as a measurement tool because it's easily influenced by your mood. There are real tests such as the Big Five which are designed to avoid this.

>>39135187
You're a good person, anon. One fellow ISTP to another.

>>39138121
I don't have any male friends if that's what you mean.

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>>39128421
Daily reminder that if you actually believe in this pseudo-science horseshit you are mentally disabled

>>39138210
INFPs generally don't like themselves and can't see why others would enjoy being around them, so they're always afraid of being abandoned. They respond to that emotion by clinging hard to people they care about even though that's the very behavior that will drive people away because they're too emotionally immature and self-focused to do anything else. I used to be like this until I learned to manage my Fi feelings better.

>>39138233
Big Five can change depending on your mood too though. Big five is more reliable compared to mbti but let's not pretend it's the pinnacle of understanding human personality.

>>39138376
Which parts in specific though? The stereotypes of MBTI? Jung's cognitive functions? Something else entirely?

>>39138387
>I used to be like this until I learned to manage my Fi feelings better.
please tell me how to do this, my bf says he doesn't mind me being clingy, but he hates it when i get depressed from not getting enough attention, and i know i'm doing everything wrong because i'm probably actually retarded but i need him

>>39128421
INTP here.
I want a INFP gf to take care of me and ease my thoughts of existencial dread :(

>>39138468
just have sex with other guys, problem solved

>>39138491
No the thought makes me sick. I don't want to hurt him, I want to be a part of him.

>>39138468
Use Si and don't fall into Fi-Si loops, if you do talk to someone.

>>39138468
>but i need him
Address this right here.
You do not NEED him.
You DESIRE HIM.
You receive pleasure when that desire is fulfilled, yes, but you do not NEED him. He is not ESSENTIAL, he is PREFERRED.

>>39138509
then just let him eat you, what's the big deal you whiner

>>39138571
Oh god your story is making me cry. I don't want him to grow exhausted because of me.

>>39138571
Pretty sure I'm not your bf but this sounds familiar minus the ending.

Maybe I should talk to my ex.

>>39138713
Depends on if your ex actually became a better person or not. If she's still an emotional leech it's not worth it.

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is this GF thread?

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>>39138750
i saw this image on christ-chan recently and thought "this is how i would like to act towards bf"
ever patient and waiting no matter what mistakes he might make

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>>39138750
>tfw no dying girlfriend :'(

>>39138513
Use Si how tho
>>39138514
It feels like I need him though. I'm addicted to him.
>>39138538
I've asked him to...

>>39138876
>Use Si how tho
Think about what led you to the situation you are in, think about how you could be the cause of it. Clarity through Si leads Fi to chill for a while, if loop goes on for too long we get into a constant state of, "How did this happen," and get really needy for someone to talk to, in that case talk to someone.

>>39138728
I'll cautiously try to find out. Keeping my hopes low to be safe.

>>39138468
I don't know how to actually fix this problem, but you can probably get away with clinginess if you're not self-absorbed. Perhaps it's okay to want more attention, but maybe the getting depressed part is what's annoying? Like maybe the way you act when you want attention is too roundabout?

I'm a T so I'm guessing here. But maybe a more expressive clinginess would be a good thing (I'd find it cute). Whereas self-absorbed clinginess is like a puzzle the dude is too lazy to solve.

>>39136543
>sitting up late in front of computer
>moth flies in and starts crashing into the light bulb
>spend 15 minutes just to get it out again

How can anyone even want to kill these precious things?

>>39130272
I want to knock stuff off your desk while you yell at me

>>39138876

This >>39138917 is how I learned to regulate myself, I'm sure you can do it too. If you're feeling bad, isolate yourself and let it out until you calm down enough to think, then try to think rationally about why you feel that way, why it's not that big of a deal, and what healthy solutions you can find right now instead of dwelling on the negative emotions.

>>39138876
Feelings are not facts.

You may not be borderline, but one of the characteristics and struggles with borderline people is similar to this issue.

They feel they NEED the other person. This is their "favorite person" and they become dependent on that person. They also have the problem of not understanding "feelings are not facts" (feelings are important, but they work ALONGSIDE logic, not without it).

Googling and researching stuff in relation to borderline dependency, favorite person, and emotional regulation may lead you to some tips/strategies on how to handle those sort of feelings.

>>39138926
What's expressive clinginess? I know he's told me to be more frank with what I want but it's hard for me to stop him from doing things he wants to do just because I want to cuddle because then I feel like I'm selfish but if I go too long without any release all my loneliness' pressure builds up and blows up and I cry and act passive aggressive or cry and act demanding and I know it doesn't make him happy to see me like that but I don't want to intrude on him, or be a bother or anything.

>>39139062
>don't want to intrude or bother
>cry or act angry to manipulate him into giving you attention
as expected.

>>39132858
>implying the originator of the "idea" is intrinsicly correct and alternative interpretations are incorrect just for being different.

>>39139062
That's borderline as shit. anon. The root cause of your lonely feelings is your utter dependence on him and inability to be happy by yourself. You have to realize while a partner is obviously supposed to be there for you, it's not his job to regulate your emotions, it's yours. Along with introspection, getting into a hobby or hanging out more with friends can help with this.

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Just told a "friend" who pissed me off she was a stupid bitch. Now she ignores me and will probably internally kill me.

How was your day, lads?

>>39139184
I have hobbies but I have few if any friends.

>>39139204
Feel like I know you, go apologize to her if I do she doesn't deserve that shit.

been like a year since I did this test, anyone have a link to a good mbti test ?

>>39139244
The actual important part of that post went right over your head and you immediately dove to the one statement that could paint you in a victim-like light--"I have no friends, I'm lonely, I'm like this because I have no friends, it's not my responsibility/fault".

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>>39139204
ISFJ here, another day of being alone as a shepherd with no sheep to tend to. Feels bad desu. Uni is starting up again but since I'm in my latter years everyone already has their own group while I don't. Time for another year of feeling like I would have helped anyone that asked in a heartbeat but nobody will ask me.

At least you still have friends, anon. I just have a bunch of acquaintances. If you're male maybe you telling her off will make her come back even stronger on you, who knows. Some women like that since it implies you're better than her. Keep ignoring her and either you'll get back together as something stronger than friends or you'll just cut each other off.

>>39139280
>feel like I know you

Maybe. I'm one of the few ISTJs in here.

>go apologize to her

Well, I can't text her, I guess, but I said that on discord and she probably blocked me, kek

>she doesn't deserve that shit.

She basically told me I was a pussy. Maybe I am, but still, she had it coming.

>>39139294
that's not how i wanted to come off, i'm sorry.

>>39139334
I can text her*

>>39136543
Shit man, I would've problems with this too

>tfw ISFP with social anxiety

I'm going to murder this, it's honestly so pathetic to be this self conscious about talking to people

Is the best way to get over these kinds of issues just to repeatedly talk to people until it goes away? I can handle conversations just fine when actually in them, but the thought of approaching or starting one is extremely intimidating to me and gives me the shakes, it's very annoying.

>>39139334
Alright, nevermind doesn't sound like her and I'm not in the discord for this shit.

>>39139296
>you still have friends

nah, I almost have no friends, lad and with this attitude, I will soon be completely alone, kek

ISTP here. I physically cannot stop myself from pushing away every other person in my life. How the fuck do I stop this?

>>39137941
Tfw I'm in a job that requires me to kill for a living... and an INFP.

>>39139466
Be less autistic, become friends with mechanics. At least your not like this Borderline INFP grill posting right now kek

>>39139488
It's funny, but try not to make fun of mentally unstable people anon.

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I know this is an INFP thread, since when did r9k become a /personality/ circle jerk?

>>39134477
As an INFJ, it's constant self vindication yet looking down on others.
We're so judgmental and we know to keep our images clean so we internalize.
We know when we're attractive, we know when someone is attracted to us, and we're so self aware that we know when we're behaving a certain way.
We're so self centered, sometimes we expect others to be attracted to us-- and we're never wrong about it.
We know things to be true without saying facts but we can't just outright say "I know that's a lie" without the facts behind it. It takes us a little prodding to form the reason why we know it's wrong.
But some of us are hasty.
We come to trust ourselves more than we should, and the amount of self awareness makes us think we're so fucking special.
Image related is the ideal GF meme that someone made of me, all of the traits are things I'm well aware of.
[chequeing fortune lole]

>>39139531
Also we're willing to be blunt with our mistakes because we're manipulative. We know how to make ourselves seem endearing and will use the "oh, this person is just friendly" concept to make ourselves look better.

>>39139531
>shitoru
What did she mean by this?

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>>39139466
>tfw you push away people who love you and try to sympathize with people who hate you/cuties who are clearly not interested in you

Sometimes, when those who hate me finally start liking me, I bant them so damn much they end up trying to ruin my non-existant reputation

>>39139646
hiroshima dialect