one of my balls is missing

What kind of ball was it OP?

>>39128081
one of the cum ones

>>39128331
How did you lose your fucking balls you cunt

>>39128064
Its just hiding because you made too many cummies

well, where did you see it last?

>>39128064
So what? Two of my fucking legs are missing

>>39128064
>one of my balls is missing

see if you can push it down from inside your asshole

>>39128801
I don't know where it went

>>39128857
It's in your abdomen probably

>>39128801
what happened to your legs anon

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>>39128888
ebin car crash

>>39128930
What the crash was like? First moment of realizing what happened, the pain, realizing injuries, etc

>>39128064
Trick question he hid his ball in his ass.

>>39128987
I was only awake for a few seconds of it, and even that was just a blur. Waking up was fucking awful though. Felt like my stumps were full of fishhooks that were being slowly pulled out. After that it was just sitting around for a couple months so I could heal enough to start walking again

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>>39129067
l didn't!!! It's in my mouth!

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>>39128064
OP, the truth is that one of your eyeballs was repleaced by that ball.
Now the real question is, where is your missing eyeball?

>>39129140
What the fuckk? Is that possible???

>>39129081
Was it your fault or someone elses? Or was it a single vehicle crash? Do you work or do you get government pay?

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>>39129216
Some dickhead ran a light. I work, I couldn't bear the thought of sitting around all day on cripplebux. I don't even have a handicap parking pass

>>39128801
Have you looked under the bed

>>39129309
Huh. I actually haven't. Lemme crawl under there real quick to check

>>39129325
Did you find them anom?

>>39128064
>one of my balls is missing
Wh*te men deserve this

>>39129533
All wh*te men need to be castrated for the safety of the new order of the world.

>>39129533
>>39129617
Shut the fuck up you disgusting niggercunts

>>39128064
Hello Adolf.

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>>39129689
>It's a wh*te can dish it out but not take it episode

>>39129714
Lol good one! Ummm did u hear the DRUMPFHJJBEDFT only has 1 mm benis!

>>39129715
Shut it negrolover

>>39129273
Can I call you stumpy? Pls

>>39128801
Walk it off, crybaby.

>>39129837
T. Crybabby wh*teboi

>>39129975
>t. Clapped out nigger boy

>>39130123
Pipe down whitey

>>39128064
Where's the last place you had it, anon?

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>>39130239
Yer mummy's mouth

>>39129936
underrated by fucking far. you get my
YOU
(you)

>>39130266
>underrated by fucking far. you get my
>YOU
>(you)
(YOU) sir are a gentleman and a le schollar!!!

Have you tried to call the police?

>>39130337
no, is that what i should do? could they find it

>>39130261
TeII her to spit it out

>>39128064
>one of my balls is missing
missing??? wtf

>>39130710
Yeah? Something wrong with that pendejo?

>>39130497
Probably, it happened once with my sister

>>39131078
Did they help her out tho? I really need to find my ball

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>>39131078
Yes, they will, don't worry

>>39131219
im kinda worried actually

>>39131485
did you drop it somewhere?

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>>39128064
same only have my left nut working the other one is pygmy and dead.

>>39131606
Post a picture ploxxxxx

>>39129689
Enjoy being castrated wh*teboi

>sister stole my semen sack

Lads it's not even funny anymore 2bh

>>39128930
Youve posted this before. See you in the next "anons you recognize" thread.

>>39131844
>See you in the next "anons you recognize" thread.
y-you too

>>39131677
>sister stole my semen sack
What

>>39128064
Unihuevin

>>39132664
>Unihuevin
What did you call me?

>>39128064
Maybe you laid an egg?

>>39128064
same famalam, born without it.

>>39133302
Prove it then, lier

>>39133363
I don't have to prove shite bitch

>>39128064
Have you originally looked under the bed?

>>39133611
i did and all i found were a pair of legs. no ball

>>39133635
The anon further up was missing a couple of legs. The cunt probably left them there, and maybe he has your missing ball.

>>39133716
bet the fucker stole it! wheres he at

>>39133746
I see him! The mong is hiding over there! Get him!

>>39133814
motherfucker! ill kick em in the stumps!!

>>39133843
Fuck you bitch I'll push your shit in

>>39133877
not if i cut your arms off too bitch

>>39128064
did you check under the couch?

>>39134043
fuck... i gotta check there still...

>>39128064
It's aIways in the last place you look

>>39129273
>>some dickhead ran a light
>implying you don't/didn't gun it when it turns green

>>39128930
Do you rent a ship and go sailing the 7 seas yet?

>>39134210
Fuck you prick we weren't stopped at the light in the first place. Light was already green

>>39134143
Between your mums legs

>>39134273
What? What doe s that even mean?

>>39134651
You know what it means freak

>>39133087
One BALL KEK

>>39129273
to be fair it's more of an enhancement than a disability, as long as you don't have chronic pains from damaged nervs or something

>>39135111
It's really not though. My fake feet don't do anything so I have to make up for that with the rest of me. Maybe in a decade or so...

>>39135193
L m a o kys leglet

Dang. For a bunch of Robots and outcasts you guys sure are rude in this thread.

>>39136084
fuck you too, little fag. if i had any legs i would kick your balls out of existence

>>39136271
Why are you pretending to be me Anon? It's kinda weird

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>>39136323
do you think you are the only leglet in the world? race me, cunt

>>39136411
Prove it then, fatboy

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>>39136463
i can't. i didn't lost my legs yet, it still is a possibility though. make this thread again in ten years, maybe i can prove it then

i just wanted to bump this thread, it looked fun. i like you, prosthetics-kun.

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>>39128064
both of mine are missing due to cancer

dick still works the same though, not that I'll ever use it

>>39128064
Thats kind of hot. Would not be a deal breaker.

>gay male

anyone else here just check if there balls are still in the correct place?

I know I did

>>39137589
No. Why did you did that?

>>39137367
Do you have to take test? Post a pic!

>>39137367
Why not? I know quite a few people who think a balless cock can be sexy.

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>>39128064
Mine too Anon. Hop on, let's go find them.

>>39138600
Lance has supplements tho

>>39138561
Yes, used to take every month but I just switched to one that only needs every three months that my doc recommended, appearance-wise it all looks the same, i have prosthetic ones

>>39138595
what

>>39139098
That's no fun but there's a couple worse things

>>39139098
>what
its true. you're just not looking in the right areas.

>>39139291
I'm lookin at your cock boy

>>39139775
can you do more than just look at it >.>

>>39128348
Found the reddit user

>>39140042
Sure thang budd

>>39128064
Where did you last see it?

what do people with no balls do for fun?

Why does this thread have over 100 replies

the doctors stole one of my balls and I want it back damn it!

>>39140546
Why not?
>>39140602
Oh shit soon you gotta get it back!

>>39140602
You can always get implants. There are options if you can afford it.

>>39140814
I have an implant but my other ball still hangs lower, I miss my old balls

>>39140873
one of my balls hangs lower even without the implant :/

>>39140602
>>39140814
>>39140913
What the fuck? How many of you are missing balls?

>>39140947
one of my balls got twisted and the blood circulation to it was cut off, apparently it was completely black inside and out when they cut my nutsack open the next day

>>39141018
unfortunate way to go, you have my condolences cyclops...

>>39140947
I'm not, but I would get a ball job done to make them look like tennis balls in a small potato sack

>>39141018
Ouch. Post a pic for me bby

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>the katawa anon in this thread
breh.... ;_;

>>39141080
>katawa anon
The what now?

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>>39128801
>>39128930
>>39129273
>>39136323
>>39136463
I want to romance prosthetic-anon and make her feel loved!

>>39128801
Sounds great to me
> get disability
> could potentially add in some anxiety conditions
> maybe even PTSD
> more neetbux
Living the dream

>>39141141
>her
Anon... I'm not a grill
>>39141188
Why don't you buy a woodchipper and stick your legs in it then? Don't forget a couple tourniquets

>>39141188
This. Dumbass doesn't realize how lucky he is

>>39128781
you know, I honestly don't remember now

I have hypospadias. The opening of my urethra is a slit stretching the entire face of the underside of my glans.

>>39128064
Ha! Funny. Thanks

>>39141644
Thats kind of hot. How are your cumshots?

>>39141644
Can't they fix that shit? Couple stitches should do the trick

>>39141710
Without force. The opening of my urethra is, I expect, significantly larger than normal, so we have so flow rate stuff going on.

>>39141741
It's completely harmless in all respects other than cosmetically. It is typically found and "fixed" at birth, but mine was apparently missed. It is for the best, because the cosmetic surgeries do not always come out great.

>>39141860
Whaaaat? Slow dribbly cumshots are awesome imo

>>39141860
Post cumshot gif ploxx

Have you turned it off and back on again

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>>39141885
>>39141936
Not willing to go through the trouble of recording a video. I'm sure you can imagine how things go.

>>39142106
Sorry if its ever made you feel self conscious, but as a dood, I would be all over that dick.

Also. Plus side if you enjoy sounding.

>>39142106
That's kinda cooI desu

>>39141080
Can some anime nerd tell me what a katawa is?

>>39142153
>as a dood, I would be all over that dick.
Sounds like you're just gay

>>39142367
What if I imagine it as a giant clit?

>>39142430
That's still gay tho. Sorry pal, you're a gay

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>>39128064
you jacked off to much
>op beats off like 80 times a day
>balls shrivel up
it makes perfect sense

>>39142153
People develop self-consciousness and complexes over this sort of thing from either hiding it or being bullied over it while growing up. I had thought this was completely normal up until about a year ago, so it never really had that sort of effect on me.

One would expect that a normal man, who has grown up seeing a completely normal dick every day of his life, would be repulsed by something being out of place as it is. We are typically shocked by people with defects and mutations. Yet, every time I've posted it before, the overwhelming response has been oddly positive as >>39142153 and >>39142188
Is it just as >>39142367 says, that gays just love dicks?

>>39142534
No. Being gay doesn't mean your dicks get an automatic pass. I've seen dicks I haven't been that attracted to, and others I have.

>>39142534
I think that it's something out of the ordinary, but not really in a bad way. It's unique

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>>39142210
Cripple.
And original.

>>39142577
>Being gay doesn't mean your dicks get an automatic pass
Does for me

>>39142922
Good for you. I tend to think of guys as more than just a penis on legs.

>>39142957
What if that guy is stumpy from earlier? A penis on torso?

>>39128801
geez you had to go and make this a competition didn't you stubs

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>>39143065
You give em an inch they take a miIe

>>39143038
Thats fine. Unless there is some binding and swing fucking in there to be treated like a human dildo. That would be amazing.

>>39128064
Did he leave a note? One of mine disapparead too but it came back later. Having one ball wasn't funny